#The Brides: '400 years. 400 YEARS you had it all under control. Self-made demon. Terror of Transylvania.'

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Something I find funny/odd about Dracula and the weird sisters is that Dracula tells Mina: "You have aided in thwarting me; now you shall come to my call. When my brain says “Come!” to you, you shall cross land or sea to do my bidding"

So he can totally summon vampires, no matter how far they are, to cross anything to come and aid him... Yet he won't call three experienced vampires to help conquer England when he's facing stubborn suitors hindering his job... As if he's been dealing with the sisters for centuries and just wants some me time. No, don't come it's FINE. I got this under control you three stay where you are.

The sensible reason: He needed the Brides back at the castle to maintain the stronghold and keep the locals terrorized.

The funny, actual reason: If the Brides knew how catastrophically he'd screwed up in England, Dracula would've staked himself and fallen on an axe just to escape the roast fest. He's not telling them shit.

#The Brides: '400 years. 400 YEARS you had it all under control. Self-made demon. Terror of Transylvania.' #Dracula: 'Shut up.' #The Brides: 'And then. And THEN.' #Dracula: 'Shut. UP.' #The Brides: 'You get punked by a lawyer his schoolteacher wife three nerds and a cowboy. Amazing.' #Dracula: 'ARE YOU GOING TO HELP OR NOT' #The Brides: 'We're more like moral support.' #The Brides @ the Drac Attack Pack: 'You're doing great blood bags!' #brides of dracula #dracula #dracula daily