HELLOHELLOHELLO! I'm back with today's letter. Sorry i didn't really feel like making any post for three gables and while mazarin's stone was cute i wasn't feeling great. So what do you say? Let's start my monkey-approved little rant!
Oh for once Holmes is anxious to see the case published!
Buuut Watson isn't able to for reasons™ so we had to wait to hear of one of Holmes' last cases!
We are in 1903 and Holmes sends a message to his husband
And as granada Watson says it IS inconvenient. DAMN inconvenient.
And i prefer the granada scene to this, but this is also some very very Holmesian behavior! But Holmes! Not even greeting him properly!
Yes, you're thinking and remembering... like thinking to copper beeches!
SH: Remember that -feigned scoff- case of Miss Hunter? Which you called 'Copper Beeches' in your most DEPLORABLE romanticism? -teasing-
JW: Sure i do, dear one, and also your incessant whining
SH: DO kiss me after i tell you this. I thought it could be the same here, but with dogs
JW: ... It seems weird and a bit far fetched
SH -perching himself on Watson's leg-: But do i deserve a kiss? And will we get a dog
JW: who is the romantic one now?
SH -kissing watson-: Sure not I
Anyway, Holmes continues his explanation on how good a boy this particular dog is
Insert a grumpy watson.
Oh, but Holmes smiles now
C'mon, John, follow my line of thought!
OH! The client!!
SH: Pity, he's early. I wanted to have a longer... chat with you, Watson
JW: The client is arriving, crazy man. We'll do that later
So now Watson is being bi and describing our young professor's slave as a handsome youth (to make holmes jealous? well, holmes will SURE exact his revenge!) But HEY! Are you asking to get WATSON away? FORGET IT! He is the soul of discretion (lol) AND my husband. He stays!
Now this poor soul of a PhD student and Holmes explain the facts
Mr Holmes? You with us or zoning out?
Here, absolutely now. the fresh developments?
I-HAVE-TOLD-YOU-ALREADY!
Holmes beign a bitch to the man who DARED to disrespect his Watson! loving him.
IT WAS TERRIFYING!
The professor seems to have some calabrian ancestor! (guys, it's an italian's thing, i'm half calabrian myself.) What do you make of it, Watson?
Holmes, guy is OLD. Something NATURAL?
NAH, won't work. More ideas?
Well, he could need a psychologist!
Oh sure and the dog wants to draghim to the doctor?
HOLMES! no need for SARCAS- oh a girl!
Watson stopping be bisexual for this young couple! lol
AAAAND leaving us with this cliffhunger. Watson has matters to attend to!
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