#To be fair: LUZU is the one who named Cucurucho

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Ooh, follow-up question: does Cucurucho count as an employee?

[Fred and the Security Guard look at each other]

Phil: You looked at- you looked at each other there like you had to think about it.

[Fred hands him a book that says "Yes"]

Phil: In that case, yes, but I'll change my answer. [The clip transitions to a scene a few moments later] He lies all the time-

[Fred hands him another book that says "Although I don't know who is Cucurucho."]

Phil: ...Excuse me? You don't know who Cucurucho is?

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Phil: Oh, follow-up question: does Cucurucho count as an employee?

[Fred and the Security Guard look at each other]

Phil: You looked at- you looked at each other there like you had to think about it.

[Fred hands him a book that says "Yes"]

Phil: In that case, yes, I'll change my answer. [The clip transitions to a scene a few moments later] He lies all the time-

[Fred hands him another book that says "Although I don't know who is Cucurucho."]

Phil: ...Excuse me? You don't know who Cucurucho is? [Fred shakes his head] He looks like a bear, he's got a smiley face? He talks like this: Ha ha ha. Disfruta la isla. You've never heard of him? He always shows up at really weird times. Do you call him something different?

[Fred hands him a book that says "The Census Bureau? I've never met it."]

Phil: So are the Census Bureau employees of the Federation? [Fred fidgets, but doesn't nod or shake his head] Is that a yes? Like, nod?

[Fred hands him a book that says "Anyways who's doing the interview here, you or me? Let's continue."]

Phil: I'm trying to answer your questions more accurately and you're just giving me curveballs dude!

[Fred hits him with a frying pan]

Phil: STOP WITH THE PAN, IT HURTS!

#Philza #QSMP #Cucurucho #The Federation #Phil #Fred QSMP #Fred #THE PLOT THICKENS #Sorry this took 5000 years to transcribe because I'm doing archiving rn too #I'm going to get back to WORK work now though #QSMP Admins #To be fair: LUZU is the one who named Cucurucho