#Tour Guide: “Because he's only 17.” [they said as if this wasn't an objectively insane thing to say]

[illeaadante]

DP Cult AU

Tour guide for people who randomly showed up in Amity Park: "And, if you look over there, you'll see the home of the mortal form of our God!"

Tour group: [weirded out silence]

Tour Guide: "Oh look! Here his is now!" [picks up Danny like Simba] "Here's our local God!"

Tour group: [looking around for hidden cameras]

Danny: [to the tour guide] You still aren't allowed in my house.

Tour Guide: I know, Lord Phantom.

Danny: Stop calling me that.

Tour Guide: I wouldn't dare, Lord Phantom.

Danny:... at least put me down.

Tour Guide: Right away, Lord Phantom. [puts Danny down and continues the tour like nothing happened]

#I just think it would be very funny if Everyone in Amity Park Knew(tm) #so Danny gets treated as this weird mix of local kid. god. and feral cat #dp #danny phantom cult au #cult au #Random Person: “Why does your god go to highschool?” #Tour Guide: “Because he's only 17.” [they said as if this wasn't an objectively insane thing to say]