#Tuvok is going to diagnose you bc he's your bestie <3 [HIS ASS IS NOT QUALIFIED]

[bumblingbabooshka]

Janeway doesn't need a therapist when she gets back to the alpha quadrant she just needs Tuvok to tell her [in detail] the psychological observations he's made about her over the past 11 years and she can go from there <- Untrue but much more likely for her to agree to

#Janeway #Tuvok #Tuvok is NOT a therapist......he is NOT a doctor WHY is he making 'psychological observations' about her???? #TUVOK. You are already a security head - a scientist (was an science ensign) - a detective an orchid breeder AND a lawyer #Janeway & Tuvok are so 'it be two dumbass girls telling each other exaaaaactlyyyy' #Janeway: And so then he came up to me- #Tuvok: A moment. Where were you sitting? #Janeway: In my captain's chair. #Tuvok: So you weren't engaging with him. You were 'minding your own business' as it were. #Janeway: Absolutely. #I still think it's funny that Tuvok is a lawyer more than once on Voyager. He studied law???? Oh really??? Is that what you're telling me?? #He's head of security so he passed his bar exam??? Kangaroo court. CLOWN SHOES!!!! #Tuvok is going to diagnose you bc he's your bestie <3 [HIS ASS IS NOT QUALIFIED]