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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 2 months
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Mori: how many children do you have?
Fukuzawa: biologically, legally or emotionally? Because there is a difference
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 3 months
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Dazai: god, I really want someone to take me out
Chuuya: like on a date or with a sniper?
Dazai, smirking: surprise me
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 3 months
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During PM era
Mori: I hope you have a good explanation for this
Dazai: actually, we have three
Chuuya: pick your favourite
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 4 months
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Chuuya, unbuttoning shirt: god, isn't it hot in here?
Dazai: yes, but why the hell are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months
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Dazai, ranting: —and his stupid fucking blue eyes which are as deep as the ocean and his stupidly pretty face can go fuck themselves—
Ango: and may I ask what Chuuya-kun did this time?
Odasaku, taking a sip of whiskey: he smiled at him
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months
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hi
Hello
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months
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Verlaine: so what are your interests?
Dazai: your brother
Verlaine, world's best assassin mode activated: what?
Dazai: the sun. the ocean. the moon
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months
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Dazai, clapping his hands: alright, we have something to announce!
Chuuya: we're dating!
Atsushi: wh—
Akutagawa, not looking up from his book: hah! we already knew that
Atsushi: we did?!!
Akutagawa, looking Atsushi dead in the eyes: and we are also dating
Atsushi: WE ARE?!!
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months
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Atsushi: I truly believe water can solve all your problems
Kunikida: weight loss? Drink water
Chuuya: clear skin? Drink water
Dazai: wanna d!e? Drown yourself
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months
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just killed a child, feelin good
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months
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Dazai: why are you so mean to Atsushi-kun?
Akutagawa: I'm playing hard to get
Dazai: why would you do that? You're already hard to want
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months
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Chuuya: I'm small but knowing
Dazai: pfft, you don't even know what the top shelf looks like
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months
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Dazai: are we flirting right now?
Chuuya: I'm literally holding a fucking knife to your fucking throat, you asshole!
Dazai: that doesn't answer my question
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 5 months
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Chuuya: so what do you want to do tonight?
Dazai: world domination
Chuuya: yeah yeah right
Dazai: chuuya, you're my world
Chuuya:
Chuuya: wait a fUCKING MINUTE—
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 6 months
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Dazai: roses are red, violets are blue
Chuuya: bitch I'm trying to sleep. It's 3 am, what the hell are you doing in my house?
Dazai, turning the lights on: I dyed my hair orange, so notice me too
Chuuya: DAZAI WHAT THE FUCK
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 6 months
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Dazai: I've come to the conclusion that I'm, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry enough
Chuuya, under his breath: I'm fucking starving
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chuuyaxsupremacy9 · 6 months
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Dazai: come on, don't be shy. ask me out
Chuuya: fine. GET THE FUCK OUT
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