#Vampyr Incorrect Quote

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: Hello there. Long time, no see.

Jonathan: …

Geoffrey: Except in my revenge fantasies, where I see you on an hourly basis.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Geoffrey McCullum #Jonathan Reid #source: gravity falls

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: Uh, Geoffrey? Why is Lisa in a cage?

Geoffrey: Because it growled at me.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Geoffrey McCullum #source: spongebob squarepants

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: Are we going to be okay?

Geoffrey: No. You're in a relationship with me. Nothing is going to be okay.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: Iron Man

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: I hate Reid so much, Sean.

Sean: Hate can be an attractive force.

Geoffrey: And it’s going to attract a hammer to his skull repeatedly at great velocities.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Geoffrey McCullum #Sean Hampton #Source: 8 bit theater

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: If you want Edgar, you'll have to get through all of us!

Mary: Except me.

Jonathan: Except Mary.

Mary: I don't care what happens.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Mary Reid #source: buffy the vampire slayer

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: How did you get in here?!

Geoffrey: Oh, the window was open.

Jonathan: No, it certainly was not.

Geoffrey: It was after I opened it!

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: Doctor Who

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: AND NOW I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU.

Jonathan, whispering: It's fuck you up, Geoffrey.

Geoffrey: Wait, what did I say?

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Geoffrey McCullum #Jonathan Reid #source: hazbin hotel

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: This fight is completely unnecessary!

Geoffrey: Blasphemy! All fights are necessary!

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: Deadpool

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: You kissed me.

Geoffrey: Yes, I did.

Jonathan: Should we? … I mean, there’s a discussion that we could have… if you wanted to have one?

Geoffrey: Reid, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion.

Jonathan: Okay.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Geoffrey McCullum #source: grey's anatomy

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: It’s like riding a bike or severe childhood trauma.

Geoffrey: You never really lose it.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: Supergirl

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: Reid and I slept together.

Sean: And?

Sean: Oh, sorry.

Sean, in a shocked voice: And?!

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Geoffrey McCullum #Sean Hampton #Source: tumblr

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: If I ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know I'm sorry and painfully aware that sometimes I come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Source: tumblr

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan, looking at a convenience store pie: Look at these chemicals. Do you even read the label?

Geoffrey: No. I read "Moon Pie." The rest is just blah, blah, blah.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: superstore

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: So if the compartment door was locked, how did you get in?

Geoffrey: I hit it with my shoe.

Jonathan: Your shoe seems to have the ballistic capabilities of a .38 calibre revolver.

Geoffrey: Fancy that.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Geoffrey McCullum #source: miss fisher's murder mysteries

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: So, you’ve finally arrived-

Geoffrey: Here to save the-

Geoffrey: I’ve been waiting for this day-

Geoffrey: Stop skipping my dialogue-

Geoffrey: Seriously, stop-

Geoffrey: MOTHER FU-

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: Prozd

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: *trying to strangle Edgar* I can’t believe you would do this to me!

Sean: Pardon me, but could you two fight somewhere else?!

Geoffrey: NO! FIGHT LOUDER! CALL HIM A BITCH!

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Sean Hampton #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: Family Guy