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#Van Helsing: Anyway. I'm gonna put garlic in front of the door she won't get out. this will work
the-golden-ghost
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I'm at the part of Dracula where Van Helsing just starts pulling vampire facts out of his ass and everyone takes it as gospel because everyone's still kinda reeling over "vampires real"
#Van Helsing: most vampires aren't pretty. Lucy is an exception because she was a somnambulist
#and everyone knows Vampiric Beauty and somnambulism go together
#Seward: but of course
#Van Helsing: Anyway. I'm gonna put garlic in front of the door she won't get out. this will work
#Seward: absolutely
#Van Helsing: Also we're going to have to saw off her head. yeah like tomorrow. we can't do it now
#because if Arthur showed up and saw that we sawed his dead wife's head off with no context he'd be pissed
#Seward: I mean I would
#Van Helsing: So yeah we have to go to him tomorrow and give him the 'sorry your wife's an undead monster' speech
#and THEN we can cut her head off
#me; reading this: what are you two FUCKING talking about
#Dracula
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