#WAAAAHHH I WANNA TEAR HIM TO SHREDS

[willowser]

oh my god, fine, i didn't go to bed because 🥺 what about nerd kirishima 🥺

like it's sero's fault that you even meet him, because he keeps flinging shit at you across your shared desk, and you get into this stupid war with office supplies that turns VIOLENT, until one of you — him, for sure — gets their foot caught in the web of wires under the table and yanks them all out, causing both your computer screens to go dark.

"you idiot, you're gonna get us fired!"

and he's like, "chill, chill, chill, i can fix this."

and his idea of "fixing it" is calling the company's support desk and asking for his buddy kirishima to come down to your department because he's got something cool to show him. and the "something cool" is the absolute disaster of dusty, unplugged cables that are hanging loose on the floor.

the first thing you notice about him — because how couldn't you — is how big he is ????? this little dweeb from support, who is actually not little at all. six foot something, with a white button-up that's clearly too tight on him, his red hair pulled back into a bun, and some STUPID. LITTLE. GLASSES. WAAAAAHHH.

and he gets on his knees — slacks straining over his thighs — to look under your desk to fix this mess, and he keeps having to readjust his STUPID. GLASSES. and you're just sitting perched on the edge 😌 watching him 😌

you ask him, "want me to hold that for you??" and he SMACKS his head into the underside of your desk, hissing out a little "ow, shit!" before rearing back to look up at you, a lil wide-eyed, pink-cheeked !!!

very quickly, his eyes cut to where your legs are crossed in your skirt, right by his head, before he's asking, "sorry, what?"

and he's just so stinking AKFHFUSLALHDLALA that you nod to his shirt pocket where he's got his phone, the flashlight on, struggling to see under the desk. "i said, do you want me to hold that for you?"

"oh, no, no!" kirishima is quick to look away, down to his wide, now-dusty hands. "that's—no, i don't want you to have to do that! thanks, though!"

"you should," sero pipes up, sitting in the chair at his desk, useless. and he's probably got, like, twizzlers or something from the vending machine, chewing on them as he grins at kirishima. "should get down on your knees and—"

"dude!" kirishima grits, neck bobbing as he swallows. and now even his ears are pink, so you can't help but to ask—

"you don't want me to help you?"

and he's like, stressed !!! like, "oh, no, no, that's not what i meant! if you wanna get down here, then i'd be glad—or, y'know, if you—"

but the more he keeps talking, the more nervous you can see him getting, and the more your smile stretches until he's just ducking back under the desk before you can tell that he's starting to sweat akfjeisjdjalndhak

#one thing about me i'm gon a write about a nerd #love nerds love 'em #i just wanna shake 'em around and BITE 'EM #once a long time ago i saw a head canon that said kirishima is probably super into role playing games #and it changed the trajectory of my life #this man spends whole days playing his overly modded skyrim on pc you can't TELL ME HE DOESN’T #WAAAAHHH I WANNA TEAR HIM TO SHREDS #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: kirishima #✿ theme: nerd kiri

[willowser]

willow … the way your mind works … NERD KIRI LIKE you are so inspired.

listen. i will nerdify every man alive if i have to. i love nerds. i just wanna TEAR THEM TO SHREDS AKFHJEAKALAL especially !!!! especially !!!! when they're so smart about particular subjects but so DUMB about others !!!!! you flirt with nerd kiri right to his face and he's got NO IDEA !!!!!! WAAAAHHH !!! he drives me insane ajfhdhakakl

like it takes sero telling him, "dude, you're botching this so hard," and kiri's like WHAT !!! BOTCHING WHAT !!!! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#A FOOL !!!!! #he's so cute i hate him #wanna grab him by hos meaty shoulders and SHAKE HIM AROUND AKFHSKAKAK #it just RILES ME UP #✿ ask willow