#WHAT is Kamet dealing with criminals on N's behalf for my goddd

[child-of-hurin]

So I had fallen in with a criminal—I’d trafficked with them before, on my master’s behalf in Ianna-Ir. 

Any modern AU that doesn't account for Kamet meeting with a dealer to buy Nahuseresh's pot et cetera: consider

#WHAT is Kamet dealing with criminals on N's behalf for my goddd #1. make a list of what kind of crime is likely there in Ianna-Ir #2. detect which of these crimes the brother of the heir to the throne would have any need of #legit 100% puzzled you'd think that if N needs a guy's knees broken or someone's children kidnapped he can send his own men to do it #but then what??? unreal #theory: naheelid banned nahuseresh's favorite hair oil bc nobody could stand the way it smelled and now kamet has to smuggle it for him #queen's thief #thick as thieves #elizabet beware