#WL!tony is HORRIFIED about pyrite!tony's sleaziness and pyrite!peter's future and thus also has zero envy towards the pyrites

[ask-ursa-tonypeter]

[fic: wicked love] and [fic: pyrite] what do the Tonys and Peters think about their multiverse counterparts or their respective relationships/dynamics? is there anything they might respectively envy?

PYRITE (BROTHERCEST) TONY AND PETER Tony: Hey, kid? Don't fuck our dad.

Peter: Oh my god, I wouldn't!

Tony: Look, it was worth saying. We don't not share some DNA.

Peter: That's different! You're… you. …And that version of you seems like a really good dad, too.

Tony: The bar is that low, huh?

Peter: I mean it! It seems like he makes the other me really happy.

Not that, um-- obviously we're not doing what they're doing-- they're like, together-together, and we're-- we're just-- s-so yeah, it's different--

Tony: …Yeah. Sure.

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WICKED LOVE (DADSON) TONY AND PETER Peter: …They're kind of sweet?

Tony, pained: Baby, no.

Peter: Well, I mean-- it's not the best--

Tony: Peter.

Peter: --it's bad, but I don't know, it seems like they both needed someone to talk to about stuff? Like… they could actually be good brothers, if…

Tony: If one of them wasn't molesting the other one? That 'if' is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, Atlas.

Peter: Maybe… maybe he really loves him, you know? Like you love me.

Tony: …

Yeah, sure. Maybe he does.

#fic: wicked love #fic: pyrite #wicked love: peter #wicked love: tony #pyrite: peter #pyrite: tony #starkercest #prompt: multiverse #ursa interlude: #both tonys just like /DEFLECT #anyway they danced around the actual questions so #pyrite!peter thinks DILF tony is super hot and is very wistful over the idea of getting to have a real romantic relationship together #he wishes that WL!peter hadn't done so much to make WL!tony sad #pyrite!tony has all kinds of feelings about watching a version of himself try to be a dad but has zero envy towards the WLs #WL!peter has a better understanding of consent etc. than this but he saw a version of himself-- #--get to be in blissfully oblivious toxic codependent love with a tony that isn't wracked by guilt about it and his brain turned off #WL!tony is HORRIFIED about pyrite!tony's sleaziness and pyrite!peter's future and thus also has zero envy towards the pyrites #but realizes that his peter is just projecting Their relationship shit on the situation and is like. #well I could drill down on how that still wouldn't make it okay. but then that would just make him sad about us. so #better repress it instead #these multiverse questions are so funny it's just a circle of tonys all judging each other while peter tries to find the silver lining