#What I'm trying to say that in reality chat noir is the clingy soft and very silly cat boy boyfriend who is very peculiar about his beauty

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Bad Fanon marichat: Super suave and macho and seeping with testosterone Chat Noir being a Knight in bed with super duper shy Marinette "Ladybug is the fake me" Dupain-Cheng who only loves HIM cos Adrien is CLEARLY A FAKE.

Canon marichat: Two clowns honking their noses 3am at night baking chicken nuggets at the cinemas whilst singing off key.

#Now keep in mind I ADORE smut and I ADORE MARICHAT #and that this post is satire #Ofc there's more to canon marichat than them being clowns because they're also comfortable enough with each other to share their #Vulnerabilities which is absolutely sweet and why love square is so good #What I'm trying to say that in reality chat noir is the clingy soft and very silly cat boy boyfriend who is very peculiar about his beauty #Sleep #And marinette is the over thinking and daredevil gremlin who often ropes him into her plans #Which matches his gremlin laugh