#Whatever you do Pisces don't date Arieseseses they're the last compatible sign

[thedreadvampy]

re the last post: I am begging my gayest friends to stop saying things like 'but obviously I'm an aquarius so you know how it is' NO RAY. I DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS. I HAVE BEEN VERY EXPLICIT ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW IT IS. I KNOW AQUARIUS IS THE ONE BEFORE PISCES BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY IS IN FEBRUARY.

it was more than enough when people wanted me to know offhand what my actual zodiac sign meant other than that I was born in March. but like all this well I'm an aquarius moon saggy rising cancer sun like well I'm sorry the sun gave you cancer probably wear more sun protection.

but seriously this cannot be the barrier to entry in a conversation first off wild that you can remember the hour of your birth. mine was either 11am 11pm 1am or 1pm and anyway I was a cesarean so how could that possibly be meaningful? that just means that's when they had a surgeon and OR available. second off idk how you're holding the information of what all these signs ARE let alone what they mean. how are you meant to remember which is rising and which is sun and what's in uranus? p sure cancer's in there somewhere. maybe saggitarius? idk. I Google it if anyone asks.

idk man there's nowt wrong with believing in astrology but it seems like a lot of facts to remember. I respect people's Christian belief too but nobody's like 'well I was born on the Feast of Saint Cuthbert so obviously I have an affinity for cows, seabirds and tidal causeways. how about you what's your saint day what do you mean you don't know????' so you know 🤷‍♀️ don't expect me to have rote memorised what is functionally almost infinite possible combinations of stars like GOD I learnt what the basic outline of Being A Pisces is ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE?

#btw the basic outline of being a pisces fits partially at best so forgive me if i don't collapse at its predictive majesty #every time you're like WHAT'S A PISCES MEAN THEN people are like oh it means you're a flowery indigo child of the universe #you're so sensitive and empathetic you love NATURE and SPIRITUALITY and CRYSTALS #and I'm like cool sounds like an easy sell to the classic audience of astrology enthusiasts who like crystals and abstract spirituality #unfortunately i am an angry pile of raw nerves who is never moving out of the city centre and will fight you right here right now #and I'm also dumb as hell emotionally so bite me starfuckers 😘 #just googled something apparently pisces love romance and monogamy pls alert me and my two pisces Sibling #who are all poly people who are quite confused by what romance is even meant to be #Whatever you do Pisces don't date Arieseseses they're the last compatible sign #SORRY SAM THROW OUT OUR DECADE LONG RELATIONSHIP. STARS. CAN'T DO IT. NOT TODAY. #red said