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#YALL ARE ALWAYS FREE TO SEND IN MORE ZHONGLI HCS
fyodorloveclub · 2 years
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first up if you listen to x listener asmr i can hook you up with zhongli x listener stuff
he is all about consent, he is literally the god of contracts. if either of you are uncomfortable you can back out at any time, but he may use the contract to make things a bit more cnc,,,
his voice! blessed keith silverstein! he knows his voice is deep and he is constantly whispering in your ear and sending shivers down your spine <3
he has a LOT of experience, he is the oldest archon after all. he has had many serious relationships, he knows how to pleasure just right. hes learned how to angle his dick in just the right way. how to suck that spot on your neck, how long he can choke his partners for,,,
his dick? super fucking long. this is his chosen vessel, you think he didnt give himself an enormous shlong? he doesnt rearrange your guts its like a fucking hurricane went through there.
he is very very knowledgeable. he knows the history of lube, contraceptives, sex toys, and aphrodisiacs. he could genuinely talk for hours about all the intricate details, he likes to know the market well.
worship kink??? hes literally an archon??? i would like to think he can hear prayers, so like imagine praying to a statue of him and he just??? gets hard in the middle of his work.
100% an exhibitionist. vibrators out in public? comforting words to his beloved partner with a teasing double meaning? placing his hand on your thigh at an expensive restaurant???
and dont get me started on tartaglia x reader x zhongli that is fucking HOT i could talk about that for even longer
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THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR BLESSING ME WITH THIS OH MY GOD FKDLAJD;SFAJ;AS and yes send in those audios rn bitch
also i LOVE his english VA and the fact that its the same guy as mori fom bsd AND hisoka from hunter x hunter
"this is his chosen vessel" you're literally so right like he has to have a fucking huge dick dkflj;adjkl;asklf like if i aint got a belly bulge with him i dont want it
HE GETS HARD IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS WORK PLSSSS ugh its probably so easy to distract him when he's busy then?? like just slither on into his office and start absolutely fawning over him, telling him he's literally your god and you'd get on your hands and knees for him, do whatever he'd ask, say you'd kiss his damn feet he'd have to lose it
AND BITCH IM AN EXHIBITIONIST TOO FJKLDA;FLK we'd work so well together wow </3 </3
also idk who tartaglia is but i love a good threesome so if you ever wanna sound off feel free bestie
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