#You guys don’t even get it I want to climb James Potter Tarzan style and wrap myself around him

[nevvaraven]

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#You guys don’t even get it I want to climb James Potter Tarzan style and wrap myself around him #like he’s a traffic sign pole and I’m a bad driver who couldn’t find the break pedal #and then I want to shove his entire first all the way down my throat #and then shove his other fist so far up my ass so that he can fist bump himself in my stomach #and then I want to wear a collar that he uses as an ankle bracelet just so I can be dragged around the floor whenever he goes anywhere #and then I want to be tucked into his bed and squished so tightly that I die from suffocation #and my rotting corpse can be frozen and turned into wall art just so I can watch him go about his day to day business #until he also eventually succumbs to his inevitable death