#a moment with the crow father [asks]

[angelxxreaper]

hey man can you help me with this real quick

- @subtotechno

huh?

uh. yeah sure? what’s up :)

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #you and i will always be best friends [subtotechno]

[angelxxreaper]

Phil were trying to murder the guy and your telling us to not be rude?

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #crow chirps [anonymous]

[angelxxreaper]

(knock knock.) phil? hey, you home man? - @latenightmining

..Ye! Door's unlocked!

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #Somebody Loves You For Yourself [latenightmining]

[angelxxreaper]

tits out? on a sunday?

it's what god would have wanted

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #crow chirps [anonymous]

[angelxxreaper]

philza.

- @subtotechno

! uh yeah? :)

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #you and i will always be best friends [subtotechno]

[angelxxreaper]

phil? heyyyy man what's up how's it goin - @latenightmining

HOH-

oh jesus christ- HAHA- you scared the shit out of me. KEKW

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #somebody loves you for yourself [latenightmining]

[angelxxreaper]

(The slime approaches Phil near-soundlessly.)

Hello Philza from the Sky! =D

- @goofygoop

[sQUAWK?!]

[he almost unsheathes his sword from his cane, only to push it back and lean hard into it] jesus-!

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #don’t go i need to know a little more [goofygoop] #ohhhh my heart dude-

[angelxxreaper]

Today’s your sonboys birthday

.

fuck

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #crow chirps [anonymous]

[angelxxreaper]

phil how does it feel experiencing how modern weddings look like? different from the ones in 3000 BC huh??????????? huh??? - @tmmyrp

bruh- [he wipes his eyes with his sleeve quickly hopefully before tommy can see] ive literally been to modern weddings what are you talking about??

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #don’t lose your fight kid [tmmyrp]

[angelxxreaper]

OI PHIL!!! PHILZA MINECRAFT!!!!!! OPEN UP ITS THE LAW

- @tmmyrp

AA- [his feathers prickle up, but they relax nearly immediately. oh. it's just tommy. he opens the door before he has a chance to throw his cloak on]

Jesus- Tommy?

#A Moment With The Crow Father [Asks] #Don’t Lose Your Fight Kid [tmmyrp]

[angelxxreaper]

Shove a apple into his mouth and roast him over a fire

YESSS

thats a waste of food though. i do not eat pork. he is too hairy i bet theres no muscle under that fur he is twigs. he is a stickman in a fursuit and nobody questioned it

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #crow chirps [anonymous] #You Reap What You Fuxxin SEISO [Red]

[angelxxreaper]

wanna come see the greenhouse?

- @subtotechno

yeah sure :)

lead the way

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #you and i will always be best friends [subtotechno]

[angelxxreaper]

PHILZA LOOK OUT oh wait who're you

- @subtotechno

huh? huh?

OH! WOW. Helloooo! [Orange speedily flies up and out of the zombie containment zone. He continues hovering around this new pig just to get a better look.]

Who are youuuu?? :D Are you who I think you are?

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #you and i will always be best friends [subtotechno] #Tired Mechanical Heart [Orange]

[angelxxreaper]

: O tell us the prank

Right. So chat. You know like how techno used to babysit and stuff for me sometimes right? or he’d come hang out at my place and have to interact with the child

so right. one day, i thought it would be funny to pretend to chew up food and like spit it out for wil to eat like birds do. and techno had the most haunted look on his face it was so fucking funny. like. OBVIOUSLY i gave wil actual baby food, right?

here’s the kicker though. okay, next time i had to leave wil with him for a few days he asked me “uhhhh phil. phil i don’t have to do the thing right.” and i’m like “what thing?” keep in mind right chat, it’s like.. pretty early in the morning. “like the…” he did this thing with his hands right “the thing. do i need to chew up his food for him.. do i really need to do that”

he didn’t know it was a bit.

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #crow chirps [anonymous]

[angelxxreaper]

hey phil! dude the cake looks amazing oh my god. you did all of this yourself? - @latenightmining

uhhh mostly yeah :) kristin helped a little bit towards the end

what do you think?? do you like the flowers? :)

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #somebody loves you for yourself [latenightmining] #i probably should have sent you a pic beforehand lmao

[angelxxreaper]

Y'all need some kind of like. Tally system by the cat's bowl to mark when she's been fed.

yeah, probably.

maybe i’ll set up a timer to remind me. there’s not always a clear sense of day and night out here i think

#a moment with the crow father [asks] #crow chirps [anonymous] #especially with winter coming up