#aaaaAAAA 💖💖💖💖💖 Hes just- perfect that’s what he is he’s perfect

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Spoiler involved Thot for the hourglass event in Obey me:

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Is anyone else thinking what a prime opportunity it is for time around RAD to be frozen for everyone except Lucifer, Diavolo, and Barbados? Just the three of them who have a crush on Darling and realizing there is no magical influence or Authority that could fix this besides the three of them? That they could keep darling for themselves with relative ease because they work often enough with each other, why waste time bickering and fighting when they all know the moment time flows again the younger brothers will monopolize your time.

Just imagine them planning this from the start. Barbatos creating or bringing the hourglasses with Diavolo playing his part perfectly. Pretending it's temptation that drives him, but really Dia wants to flip that switch at just the perfect time to spare darling. Keeping them close to Lucifer when the effects of the hourglass goes into effect.

Lucifer is oblivious up until Mammon and Raphael break the stop-time hourglass. And Diavolo who has been trailing them, appears beside them and just swoops in for the kiss. Encouraging Lucifer to take darling before Barbatos gets back. Cause when he does darling may not be capable of walking or screaming as he likes. And Diavolo is willing to watch for now.

AAAAAAAA 💖💖💖

#tw: dubcon #.lucifer #.obey me #.diavolo #.barbatos #yandere obey me #yandere diavolo #yandere barbatos #yandere lucifer #thots #poly yandere

[blackberry-gingham]

This is the perfect time to tell you that I found your aoc because of your doc fics and bestie!!!!! You never told me that you had so much dad bod material there 😭 you’ve been holding out on us on this tumblr. I would’ve never know that there were starwars AND RDR dadbod fics like ✋🥵

Also…uhhhhhh…I am hyperfixating on your Arthur Morgan fic. Like damn. He checks all the boxes: Cowboy (yeeha), big ole grump, cute chubby tummy, AND he’s such a secret romantic??? You created my dream man. I will read it every day. ❤️😭❤️😭❤️

NEEJSKSKSK YOU'RE RIGHT 😭😭😭

I know what I am 😭😭😭✋🏻

But MSSKAKAKSK AAAAAAA I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT SKAKAKAKAK. Man, I REALLY need to remaster that fic like dksksksk 😭😭 I was doing it for a little bit here on a side blog, but I decided to collapse all my side blogs and just go on main skakak

THANK YOU SO MUCH THO AAAAAAAA I'm so glad to find all these other dad bod fans like 😭😭 you guys have no idea 😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖

#fanmail

[uniformbravo]

HES HEREEEE

sobbing he’s EXACTLY what i wanted he’s PERFECT AAAAAAAA 😭😭😭

he came bundled with this rubber coaster which i didn’t rly care about at first (i just wanted the PIN) but now that i have him in my possession im 💖💖💖💖💖

GOING to display this somewhere

anyway look at he on my BAG

he looks so Good im cryinggggggggg (i put him by the word “cat” bc its funny n cute) 😭😭😭😭😭

Worth Every God Damn Penny

#it was a lot of pennies bc i had to pay for shipping from japan :''') #BUT I AM SO HAPPY TO HAVE HIMMMMMM #there is a Little Guy on my Bag #a small little bastard #stinky cat #love and appreciate him #💖💖💖💖💖 #retag later #ny blogging #hes a bit smaller than i was expecting but im not upset abt it!!! v charmed in fact #little man.... #i didnt take a picture of it but theres a lil natsuyuu logo on the back & its so cute 😭 #he is perfect.... no factory defects or imperfections everything lines up exactly im just. chefs fucking kiss #qualitie........