#about three days before le comte's rt came out fully kidding

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Vlad: I've come to offer you some friendly advice.

Saint Germain: Vlad, I don't want your advice.

Vlad:

Vlad: Well then, consider it unfriendly advice.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp vlad #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #mild comte rt spoilers #okay listen i made this post #about three days before le comte's rt came out fully kidding #AND NOW I GENUINELY CAN'T DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. #vlad: :(((((((((( my bestie is sad #also vlad: i know just the thing to cheer him up! world domination! #comte: wh #comte: VLAD I DONT WANT THIS #vlad: :( #vlad: >:( #vlad: thought you were fam.......turns out you're just weak #like unironically im laughing at how accurate this post is #comte: i would like to maintain human freedom and dignity #vlad: i cant hear you over the sound of unilateral despotism #its kind of sad the premise reminds me a little bit of stars wars for some weird reason #they have similar desires but w o w do they go about it differently to put it l i g h t l y #but this exchange is literally vlad's entire character #oh you don't want to listen to me???? WHY DONT I SAY IT LOUDER AND MORE THREATENINGLY #sir pls #sir you are hot as all hell pls dont vibe check us like this #oh well im having a grand old time if you couldnt tell #comte if you're out there i still love you you big mess #ikevamp incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #now if you'll excuse me im going to go right back to drowning in the man of my dreams