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<b>Jyguo:</b> Just once in my life I want to get up without going through the full seven stages of grief first<p/><b>Uno:</b> What are the extra two?<p/><b>Jyguo:</b> Denial 2 and astral projection<p/></p>
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“Casey is my emotional support bastard now and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

— Raph, when first meeting Casey

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Mayday: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for six hours now waiting for me to say “when.”

Mayday: Customers are screaming. Three people have died. I will not yield.

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Young Bunnyx: I FIXED IT!

Pegasus: What did you fix?

Young Bunnyx: EVERYTHING!

*something explodes loudly*

Young Bunnyx: …except for that.

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Conversation
Seb
One time during a driver meeting one of the others went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked and I created a groupchat called “dwarf porn” and added all his contacts to it.
Lance
Oh my god. What did he do?
Seb
Scream for like twenty minutes.
Lance
Worth it?
Seb
Yeah.
Jenson from somewhere
THAT WAS YOU?!
Seb
*runs*
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Quote
<div> —  Bankotsu, about to kill his 1,000th demon </div><span>Due to personal reasons, I will be insulting god in a staggering display of hubris.</span>
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Hook: Peter Pan is homophobic.

Smee: Explain.

Hook: I’m gay and he’s inconveniencing me.

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Jerry: Fellas…

Jerry: Is it gay when your heart goes skrrra pap pap ka ka ka skidiki pap pap and a pu pu drrrr boom SKYAAA du du ku ku tun tun poom poom around your homie?

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Will
Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Baker
what
Karen
ignore him
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<div> —  Blake Belladonna </div><span>Why the fuck would you ask me if I’m fine. Have you seen me? I’m fine as hell.</span>
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Barry: Did you dye your hair?
Rowan: Yeah, I did. It was turning grey.
Barry: You can’t do that! I was the one who gave you those grey hairs! You can’t destroy all my hard work!

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Zoya to Nikolai
The absolute nerve to come into my life. To make it better by your very existence. Effortlessly barging into the misery fortress it took me years to build. Shameful.
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Barbarian
Drugs? No thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
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Zuko: Maybe, maybe I’m dreaming, Sokka, pinch me.

Sokka: *pinches Zuko*

Zuko: Hey, not my butt-

Sokka, unapologetically: Sorry, it was just right there

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