#source: tumblr

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

Duke: I fucking guess.

#source: tumblr #tim drake #red robin #duke thomas #signal #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw swearing

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: I love murder mysteries.

Kaito, trying to impress Shinichi: I've been a suspect in several murder cases.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[selfship-quotes]

S/I: No, no. These are horrors beyond your comprehension. I understand them, though. I desire them carnally.

#source: tumblr #imagine your f/o #selfship quotes

[fansiesmemes]

Davey: Jellyfish have been living for over 600000 years without brains

Jack: A ray of hope for Race then

#newsies #newsies incorrect quotes #newsies memes #newsies live #jack kelly #racetrack higgins #david jacobs #davey jacobs #autistic davey jacobs #source: tumblr

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: I’m gonna kill you!

Eclipse: Seriously? I’ve died so many times that my tombstone says BRB instead of RIP.

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf moon #fnaf eclipse #incorrect sun and moon show quotes #incorrect sams quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #aka my missing midnight post #from january 21st #tw death mention

[adastra121]

Mhin: Hey, Leander. Leander: Yeah? Mhin: *dabs* Leander: ?! Mhin: No one will ever believe you. Leander: ... Leander: You sick bastard!

#mhin can recite the bee movie by memory #I think they're more of a meme lord than others give them credit for #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved mhin #touchstarved leander #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #source: tumblr

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Thad: *Sneezes*

V, in the vents: Bless you.

Thad: God?

#source: tumblr #incorrect murder drones #murder drones #incorrect quotes #serial designation v #md thad

[zootopiathingz]

Lute: your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Adam: jokes on him. I’ll ruin his fucking life.

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #lute hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #guitarspear #source: tumblr

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Michael: If black and green means radioactive... black and red mean edgy, and black and blue means futuristic...

Michael: What does black and yellow mean?

Funtime Freddy: According to all known laws of aviation-

Michael:

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Tumblr #Michael Afton #Funtime Freddy #Sister Location #FNaF: Sister Location

[incorrectjokerout]

Kris:I'm full of rage,but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

#joker out #incorrect quotes #incorrect joker out quotes #kris gustin #source: tumblr

[tf2incorrectquotes]

At Miss Pauling's birthday party

Sniper: Why was she born so beautiful, why was she born at all? Because she had no say in it, no say in it at all!

Miss Pauling and the other mercs: *confused existential horror*

Sniper: Do you not sing this in other countries?

Engineer: No, we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

#submission #source: sicut-anima #source: tumblr #TF2 Sniper #TF2 Ms Pauling #TF2 Engineer #Team Fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #not mine

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Shiho: And prayers. Holy shit.

#dcmk #magic kaito #shinshi #kudo shinichi #miyano shiho #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

[marsinoff]

Carlos: Breaking news: if I establish boundaries, the world does not explode and I am not placed into “horrible people” jail.

#formula 1 #f1 #carlos to haters: #carlos sainz jr #carlos sainz #incorrect quotes #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #f1 memes #source: tumblr

[selfship-quotes]

Alien F/O: Hello, I come in peace.

S/I: Bro, wtf an alien.

Alien F/O: Yeah, totally.

S/I: Dude, that is awesome. How can I totally be of assistance?

Alien F/O: Take me to your lizards.

S/I: ...

S/I: Do you mean leader?

Alien F/O: *hands S/I a satellite image of a T-Rex* Nah bro, take me to your lizards.

S/I: Bro...... you just...... I'm sorry bro...... you just missed um man...... you just barely missed them.

#source: tumblr #imagine your f/o #selfship quotes

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Eddie: Life is a party and I’m the piñata.

#source: tumblr #Eddie Dear #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: *holding a deck of cards* Pick a card, any card.

Moon: …

Moon: Put my debit card back into my wallet, Eclipse.

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf moon #fnaf eclipse #incorrect sun and moon show quotes #incorrect sams quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #aka my missing 8pm post #from january 22nd