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incorrectbatfam · 2 days ago
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Dick: Didn't you die?
Jason: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
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textsfromthetva · 15 hours ago
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Loki + tumblr [6/?]
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Catra: You think you can just 🥺 me and get away with it?
Adora: 🥺🥺
Catra: ...What's your ring size?
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misquotedladybug · 2 days ago
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Marinette: We should get married.
Adrien: We've been dating for less than a year...
Marinette: I know, and I think I've shown incredible restraint to wait this long.
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 days ago
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Yelena: How long does your ideal hug last?
Y/N: 38-45 minutes.
Yelena: That’s really impractical.
Y/N: You said ideal, not realistic.
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Jinx: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Caitlyn.
Vi, looking lovingly at Caitlyn from across the room: I don’t have feelings for Caitlyn.
Jinx: Vi, you're nowhere near my eyes.
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f1incorrects · a day ago
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Seb: Alright everyone, listen up! I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute to make it!
Charles: Why are you in such a hurry?
Seb: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
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wrongmha · a day ago
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Hawks: I am sorry to announce that I no longer steal wives.
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rwbybutincorrect · 2 days ago
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Yang: I woke up at 6 this morning, wrote ‘malware is like vampires’ on my notes page, then went back to sleep.
Blake: OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE TO LET IT TAKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER
Weiss: You Wouldn’t Download A Vampire
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incorrect-supercorp · 2 days ago
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Lena: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Andrea: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.
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incorrectlestappen · a day ago
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Charles: *hands Max a water bottle*
Max: *taking a sip* Thank you, but what's this for?
Charles: Oh, Lando said that you get thirsty around me.
Max: *spits out his water*
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incorrectbatfam · 22 hours ago
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Jason: *bursts into the room and slams the door shut in panic*
Dick: Oh my God, what did you do?
Jason: Nobody died!
Dick: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?
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textsfromthetva · 2 days ago
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Thrawn: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Stormtrooper: Is it me, Admiral?
Thrawn: No, it’s not you.
Pryce: Is it me, Admiral?
Thrawn: It’s not you either.
Kallus: Is it me, Admiral?
Thrawn:
Thrawn, mockingly: Is IT mE AdMirAl?
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incorrect-fandomquotes · a day ago
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Silco: Now child-
Kid Jinx: Call me Jinx.
Silco: No, if I name you I might get attached.
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lesbian-deadpool · 4 hours ago
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Steve: Time sensitive question, how do you flirt with a boy??
Sam: Throw rocks at him.
Y/N: Hot dog.
Natasha: Kill him.
Steve: ... thanks, guys.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 6 hours ago
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Mei: Yes i'm a she/they. *unshe/theys my knives and throws them into your vital organs*
Al: I've been he/it
Ling: I Now Pronouns You Dead
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f1incorrects · a day ago
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Mark: When I was younger, I had a crush on this boy and I didn't know how to deal with it. So I wrote him a letter that just said: "get out of my team"
Seb:
Seb: That was YOU?!
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wrongmha · a day ago
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Midoriya: My goal is to straight up suffer!
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incorrectmcyt · a day ago
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Techno: Hey, Phil? At what point are you considered a mass murderer as opposed to a regular murderer? Asking for a friend.
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