#source: tumblr

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Maylene: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink
Gardenia: tea
Maylene: Sis it’s milk

#incorrect quotes, #source: tumblr, #gym leader maylene, #gym leader gardenia

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Daisy: Oat milk? Someone’s out there milking oats?

Marth: Yes, it was me. I’m the oat-milker.

Daisy: YOU SICK FUCK.

#super smash bros ultimate, #super smash bros, #ssbu, #ssb, #incorrect quote, #Daisy, #super mario bros, #marth, #fire emblem, #source: tumblr

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May: Just try some light flirting, okay? Be subtle.

Daisy, nodding: I can do that.

*later* Daisy: Hey, Jem! High five!

Jemma: *high-fives her*

Daisy: *interlaces their fingers*

Daisy: I’m in love with you.

#agents of shield, #aos, #daisy johnson, #agents of s.h.i.e.l.d., #agents of shield fanfic, #melinda may, #phil coulson, #philinda, #aosedit, #jemma simmons, #skimmons, #bioquake, #maydaisy, #incorrect aos quotes, #source: tumblr

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Zach: Can I ride my bike outside?

Jake: Do what you want, I’m not your dad

Jake, two seconds later: Not in the street!

#source: tumblr, #incorrect quote, #hippo campus, #espo, #turntan

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Raven: What is that obnoxious glowing orb in the sky?

Tai: The sun

Raven: I’m gonna fight it

#raven branwen, #tai xiao long, #rwby, #incorrect rwby quotes, #incorrect quotes, #source: tumblr

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The Clace: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Jace: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid…

#jace herondale, #shadowhunters, #the clave, #incorrect shadowhunters quote, #incorrect shadowhunter quotes, #source: teen wolf, #alec lightwood, #clary fairchild, #source: tumblr, #magnus bane, #izzy lightwood, #simon lewis

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Yukie: I have an excellent gaydar. I can determine whether someone is gay or not with just a glance.

Satomi: Haruka has been in love with you for years.

Yukie: She what?

#yukie utsumi, #satomi noda, #haruka tanizawa, #harukie, #incorrect quotes, #source: tumblr, #battle royale

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Spy: Might fuck around and kin a motherfucker.

Engineer: Characters or real people?

Spy: You. Come here.

Spy 🔪 Engineer

#for those who can’t see the emoji it’s a knife, #team fortress 2, #engineer, #spy, #source: tumblr

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Fenris: I’m very upset and there is nothing that can make me feel better.

Merrill:

Fenris: No.

Merrill:

Fenris: Don’t.

Merrill: [brings Hawke into the room]

Fenris, fighting back a smile: [curses in Elvish]

#fenhawke, #fenris, #merrill, #incorrect quotes, #incorrect fenhawke quotes, #incorrect dragon age quotes, #source: tumblr

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Twilight: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Sky: Are you okay???

Twilight: Wild stole my fuckin garlic bread

#source: tumblr, #linked universe, #lu, #linked universe twilight, #lu twilight, #linked universe sky, #lu sky, #linked universe wild, #lu wild

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Elida: Why did you commit murder?

Xevelyn: I’m an extrovert. Next question.

#incorrect vagrant queen quotes, #incorrect quotes, #vagrant queen, #elida al feyr, #xevelyn, #vq xevelyn, #source: tumblr

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Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.

-Ren Amamiya

#persona 5, #ren amamiya, #akira kurusu, #source: tumblr

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Isabella: One day I hope I'm the girl that walks into a room with all eyes on her.

Gwynne: The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream.

#galavant, #incorrect galavant quotes, #incorrect quotes, #isabella maria lucia elisabetta, #galavant isabella, #galavant gwynne, #gwynne, #source: tumblr

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Giovanni: Well now, what’s going on with Lysandre?

Cyrus: He’s been laying on the floor with his Holo-Caster on for nearly 15 minutes – he’s just a little overwhelmed.

Giovanni: Oh? And why’s that?

Cyrus: Sycamore giggled.

#Source: Tumblr, #Pokemon, #Pokemon Villains, #Incorrect Quotes, #Rainbow Rocket, #Team Rainbow Rocket, #Rocket Leader Giovanni, #Giovanni, #Galactic Leader Cyrus, #Cyrus, #Flare Leader Lysandre, #Lysandre, #Professor Sycamore, #Augustine Sycamore, #Perfectworldshipping

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Kibiki: I have this new scrapbook. does anyone have any suggestions as to what I should put in it first?

Taguchi: put spaghetti in it

Kibiki: I am now taking suggestions from everyone except Taguchi

Sayaka: put spaghetti in it!

Kibiki: I am now taking suggestions from everyone except the two of you

Naho: put spaghetti in it

Kibiki: I am no longer taking suggestions

#submitted by burningcollectionsandwich, #submission, #corpse party, #kou kibiki, #shougo taguchi, #sayaka ooue, #naho saenoki, #incorrect quotes, #source: tumblr, #thank you!

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Rodan: “Godzilla said horrible things about you! Are they true?”

King Ghidorah: “Probably.”

#source: tumblr, #incorrect quotes, #rodan, #king ghidorah, #ghidorah, #monster zero, #monsterverse, #legendary

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Max: If I die, dedicate my body to science.
Lando:
Max: Oh, except my middle finger. Give that to Charles.
Lando:
Max:
Lando: “If”?

#scheduled, #max verstappen, #Charles Leclerc, #lando norris, #formula 1, #Formula One, #f1, #incorrect f1 quotes, #incorrect f1 quote, #source: tumblr

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Charmcaster: I curse you so no man ever loves you again!

Gwen: omg, for real?? My hero!

#ben 10, #gwencaster, #gwen tennyson, #charmcaster, #source: tumblr, #this is a sequel to my other post involving gwen's rant, #cartoon network

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Bayonetta: Women, and some men, want me. Fish fear me. Dermatologists hate me. Hot singles in my area want to meet me. God WISHES he were me.

#super smash bros ultimate, #super smash bros, #ssbu, #ssb, #incorrect quote, #bayonetta, #source: tumblr

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Keefe: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Tam: I wake up at dawn.

Keefe:

Keefe: I want to go to bed with you for the rest of my life.

#source: tumblr, #kotlc, #keeper of the lost cities, #kotlc incorrect quotes, #kam, #kam incorrect quotes, #keefe, #keefe sencen, #tam, #tam song, #song twins, #me when oomf made me a kam shipper, #iconic, #tam WOULD be an obnoxious morning person, #holy everloving fuck

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