“Casey is my emotional support bastard now and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
— Raph, when first meeting Casey
Mayday: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for six hours now waiting for me to say “when.”
Mayday: Customers are screaming. Three people have died. I will not yield.
Nao: What do you look for in a guy?
Reko: I look away
Young Bunnyx: I FIXED IT!
Pegasus: What did you fix?
Young Bunnyx: EVERYTHING!
*something explodes loudly*
Young Bunnyx: …except for that.
Peter: Things I want? Snuggles. Things I receive? Struggles.
Hook: Peter Pan is homophobic.
Hook: I’m gay and he’s inconveniencing me.
Jerry: Is it gay when your heart goes skrrra pap pap ka ka ka skidiki pap pap and a pu pu drrrr boom SKYAAA du du ku ku tun tun poom poom around your homie?
Barry: Did you dye your hair?
Rowan: Yeah, I did. It was turning grey.
Barry: You can’t do that! I was the one who gave you those grey hairs! You can’t destroy all my hard work!
Zuko: Maybe, maybe I’m dreaming, Sokka, pinch me.
Sokka: *pinches Zuko*
Zuko: Hey, not my butt-
Sokka, unapologetically: Sorry, it was just right there