Jason: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?

Tim: What did you do?

Do you think batfam roasts each other for getting shot now? I feel like at this point it’s like, “oh you got shot? Have you tried simply being faster than the bullets? Lame.”

“Being shot is so first edition batman and robin”

“You got shot? Sad for you but I’m built different”

Every single day I think about the batkids being on social media, and every single day I laugh thinking about Jason accidentally login into his old account and posting in his story or something

Tim and Babs are probably the first to notice and try to delete it but #isjasontoddalive?? Is already trending

duke thomas: yeah, I looked both ways while crossing the street. I looked both ‘handsome’ and ‘radiant’, too bad I got hit by that car.

1-2-3-4-5 We are ROBINS!

Future State 🌟🌟

No one:

Absolutely no one:

DC: *starts a war in YouTube Poll section of all places*

a very old headcanon of mine is that jason has a teensy bit of enhanced strength (lazarus pit tings) meaning he can probably carry all of his siblings at once 👀🤷‍♀️ anyways i call it the batstack lol

y/n, singing to themselves: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Jason, screaming from somewhere else in the mansion: STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISSERIE CHICKENS!

“Get in loser, we’re gonna make Bruce regret adopting us”

- Jason Todd to one of his brothers, probably

damian: i’m too good for revenge. 

jason: well, i’m not. give me the gun.

Damian: Oh hey, Grayson. What are you doing here?

Dick: On the contrary, what are YOU doing here? This is MY apartment.

Tim: Jay this is why B doesn’t want you two to hang out

I almost forgot I made this doodle the other day lmao they are menaces

chaotic batbrothers

clk! clk! 📸✨

Okay okay okay so — Cass was on her own, on the run from David Cain, since she was eight, right? And ended up in Gotham sometime between then and when she was sixteen or so, we don’t get to know when.

You know who was about the same age as Cass, and was ALSO homeless in Gotham between the ages of eight and maybe twelve or thirteen?

Jason Todd.

So yeah anyway now I just want to see two sadly undersized street babies doing their best to take care of each other and sharing oversized parkas and stolen burgers

Jason:*gets his head smashed into the ground* I'm fiiiiiiiine

Tim: *cocks gun* I think the fuck not.

its them

Do the comics actually count Duke as one of the Wayne brothers or is that just in my head? Or inconsistent?

Duke is definitely considered one of the siblings! He hasn't been officially adopted by Bruce (yet), but the batkids (and Bruce) have acknowledged Duke as their brother plenty of times, and vice versa.

Here is Jason casually referring to Dick, Tim, Damian, and Duke as his brothers, which makes my heart explode every time I see it.

RHATO (2016) #42

And here we've got a portrait of all of Bruce's sons, Duke included, which not-so-subtly implies that he's become part of the family regardless of blood or adoption. (Which is weird, because Cass has been around longer and yet it's still not confirmed whether she's gone back to being considered Bruce's daughter and the batboys' sister yet. My perfect world would have Duke and Cass both explicitly acknowledged as being Bruce's children and the batkids' siblings, it would make me so happy.)

Deathstroke (2016) #34

There's also an instance of Duke calling Cass "sis" in the Outsiders series, which—sure, it could just be a nickname like how guys call each other "bro," but I don't care. I make the rules, and I decide that this is him calling Cass his sister because we need this sibling content. (Honestly their relationship in this series is so cute overall, they're such an amazing duo.)

Batman and the Outsiders (2019) #11

And then we have this part in Batman #81 when Bruce is talking about Damian's brothers and sisters while explaining this whole plan thing. In this particular scene, the group with Damian consists of Duke, Cass, Tim, Barbara, Helena, and Kate. Duke and Tim are the only boys there aside from Damian, so the "brothers" part is clearly referring to them, which means that Bruce considers Duke and Tim Damian's brothers and his sons. :)

Batman (2016) #81

Jason: Tim has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on, ask him a thing no one should have an opinion on.

Duke: Hey, Tim, what’s the worst multiple of four?

Tim: Twelve, obviously.