don’t talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my son

that’s one way to make sure I pay attention to what I’m reading

Future State: Nightwing #1

messy colours on this dickkory as howl and sophie piece to loosen up <3 inspired by @bisexualwolverines​

Every time Dick leaves the house Bruce gets a new kid

Dick : [leaves]

Bruce: oh god. Nest empty. Must have bird. Hrnnnnngh [adopts an orphan]

Dick: [returns] ........

Dick: Who the fuck is this?

Jason: Hi.

Dick: I was only gone 3 weeks!

-

Jason: [Is dead]

Dick: [leaves]

Bruce: :🥺 b-but!!! I have no baby!!! Must have baby!! Alfred, call the guy!

Dick : [returns]

Dick: .... Bruce why is the neighbor kid here? And where'd the girl come from?

Tim: Hi. I live here now.

Stephanie: I don't live here but I might as well.

Dick: .... Bruce what the fuck. I was only gone for the weekend and Jason's grave is still fresh.

-

Dick: [Leaves]

Bruce: [Vibrates intensely] Alfred--

Alfred: Already called, Sir.

Dick: [Returns]

Dick:....... (O . O)

Dick: H-hello.... Children.... Where... How.... ?

Cass, Duke, Terry, Carrie, Billy, Harper and Cullen: Hi.

Damian: I am the blood son.

Tim & Steph: We never left.

Dick: ....

Dick: [throws an apple at B's head] I ONLY WENT TO THE STORE BRUCE!!! IT WAS ONLY TWO HOURS BRUCE!!!! [Continues chucking produce]

Jason: [From behind Dick] I'm back, btw.

Dick: [Jumps out of his skin] AA--!!

Jason: time for plan G

Dick: don't you mean plan B?

Jason: no, we tried plan B a long time ago, i had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Cass: what about plan D?

Jason: plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Stephanie: what about plan E?

Jason: i'm hoping not to use it, tim dies in plan E

Damian: i like plan E

dilf wayne made an appearance yall it’s okay AND LOOK AT THE FAMILY EVEN JASONS THERE :D

Nightwing Annual #1 - "Blood Brothers" (2021)

written by Tom Taylor art by Cian Tormey, Daniel HRD, Cian Tormey, Raul Fernandez, Rain Beredo, & John Kalisz

Dick Grayson? You mean Eldest Daughter Syndrome Incarnate?

Damian: What do you do in 'Among us'?

Tim: You run around and kill people.

Jason: YEAH MURDER!!

Dick: MURDER SPREE, THERE IS AN IMPOSTER AMONG US.

Bruce: This is a chruch, please STOP.

Poor Dick dressed up as Babs once and still can’t get in.

Dick: I spent too long caressing Waluigi's crotch to be comfortable.

Bruce: Please stop saying that.

Jason: Did you make him Waaaaaaa?

Dick: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't, what's it to you?

tim: there is no future. there is no past. do you see? time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

bruce:

dick:

jason:

everyone else at tim’s birthday party:

jason: all I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Dick, watching The Joker splash about in the harbour: Should we....

Tim: Do you really want to be the guy who saved The Joker?

Dick: Maybe we should just like throw him a lifeboi or something?

Jason: Absolutely not.

Dick: Okay, but Red Robin, maybe you shouldn’t be filming this? It feels like we shouldn’t put it on the internet? 

Tim: It’s just for Harley. 

Damian: Look, a shark!

Tim: Multiple sharks! Do we even get sharks in the harbour?

Damian: No we do not. isn’t it great?

Dick: I wish you both wouldn’t sound quite so thrilled. It’s a bit tasteless...Hood, are you eating popcorn? Where did you even get that?

Jason: want some?

Dick: No...okay, maybe a little.

Jason: Well tough, no popcorn for party poopers. 

Dick: I don’t want to save him but I also feel like I can’t leave. 

Jason, around a mouthful of popcorn: What a terrible moral dilemma...oh look a third shark!

Tim: Wait what’s that shadow?

Damian: It is the Batplane. I believe father is saving The Joker. 

Jason: Damn. 

Tim: Well that’s an anticlimax. 

Dick: Thank god, I don’t have to make a decision. 

The evolution of Dick Grayson

Interviewer : tell me the first few words that come to mind when you hear the name Dick Grayson ??

Stephanie: hella ass

Tim : seduction calls him up for advice on how to seduce

Damian : an idiot

Bruce : selflessly motivated

Jason : the constant reminder that yes. . . . yes I am indeed bisexual

discowing was insane 

If it isn’t too much to ask for, could you do a list of all the aliases the bats have used? Like hero and ‘civilian’/undercover?

I went a little overboard with this and accidentally made a whole powerpoint, whoops (I only did the batkids because I know them better and I'm pretty sure tracking down every single one of Bruce's aliases over the years would have killed me lmao)

Nightwing Annual #1 - "Blood Brothers" (2021)

written by Tom Taylor art by Cian Tormey, Daniel HRD, Cian Tormey, Raul Fernandez, Rain Beredo, & John Kalisz

Bruce Wayss

Dick: Guys, someone locked me out on the terrace

Dick: I hope someone will let me in

Dick: And next time, please, before you close the door to the terrace, remember, your brothers may be there

Jason: The thing is that we do remember...