Steph would not only be on foodtok but she would DOMINATE
"Making the viral Harley Quinn cupcake bombs"
"Trying every item on the Batburger secret menu"
"Everything I ate at the Wayne Gala"
"Testing Spoiler's waffle hack"
"Letting my brother decide what I eat for a day"
But also she'd have a second equally popular account doing the EXACT same thing as Spoiler
"What I eat in a week as a vigilante"
"Packing Orphan's patrol snacks"
"Rating restaurants that are secretly crime fronts"
"The waffle hack that took down Cluemaster"
"Breaking into Lex Luthor's office and vibe checking his mini fridge"
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I present to you… the TRUE sequel!
The NEW Teen Titans!
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Begin again
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Bruce: *has the batkids lined up* Who did it?
Tim: If this is about Damian's toothbrush, it was Jason's idea.
Dick: You found it!? Stephanie you said he wouldn't find it!
Damian: What did you do with my toothbrush, Drake. WHAT DID YOU DO???
Tim: *laughs*
Stephanie: He couldn't have!
Cass: *blinks*
Jason: I live for chaos.
Bruce: I was asking who drank the last of the milk and left an empty carton.
The batkids: ...
Duke: It was me.
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
*All of the Batkids have been kidnapped
Kidnapper: *calls Bruce
Kidnapper: We have your children.
Bruce: …
Bruce: Let me speak to them.
Kidnapper: Alright. *puts the call on speaker
Bruce: Damian’s in charge.
Batkids: *all start arguing about who should be in charge to the point of scaring the kidnappers into letting them go
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Dick: Hey, you know what I just realised? If you guys ever have kids-
Jason: Whoa, whoa, whoa, we’re having kids?
Duke: I call godfather!
Dick: You can't just call godfather... Don't you think his older brother should be godfather?
Duke: Sure, if he cared enough to call it first.
Rose: Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us.
Jason: Yeah, big zero gravity moon steps.
Barbara: Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.
Steph: Oh, I'll go in on that with you! I couldn't think of anything.
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Japanese fans are pointing out that Sanji calling Zoro a deadweight/burden in the latest chapter is very concerning. It sounded arrogant, and said that it's indication that his Germa mode is manifesting even when his brows are not flipped.
They've been on sus alert since Sanji called Vegapunk "insolent" last year:
In the exact same chapter you see S-Snake saying the same word 無礼者 ("insolent person"). If Sanji is talking like Hancock it's certainly super weird. 無礼 is not just rude. It kind of has this implication of "being rude to your superior".
Even though Sanji do sometimes says flowery words, this is being detected as unusual.
We've seen his brows flipping twice in just one day, and there were also other disconcerting comments from him (saying that Zoro might die before they find One Piece, saying death penalty to S-Shark before his brow flips), it's just really suspect.
Looks like trouble is really incoming.
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stephcass nation how we feelin abt long bacon
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Stephanie: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Damian: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Stephanie: I've never heard you laugh before.
Damian: I've never heard you said anything funny.
Stephanie, annoyed : Ah yeah? You must be so funny...
Damian: Yes, I can even tell some jokes, listen...
Damian: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Stephanie: Really? That one is so old joke, you know. Anyway, why?
Damian: To get to the ugly hoe's house.
Stephanie: That's no-
Damian: I'm not done yet. Knock, knock!
Stephanie: Who's there?
Damian: The chicken.
Stephanie, angry : You little shit...
Jason, from another room : *laughs his ass off *
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Barbara: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? I gotta give you credit, Steph. You make it look easy.
Stephanie: Years of practice.
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⚠️⚠️Spoiler!!!!⚠️⚠️
WAHAHHAHAHA SANJI'S "BUT WHO'S GONNA FIND YOU WHEN YOU'RE DONE?" had me cackling. They absolutely have no faith in him.
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Just finished rereading Danny Phantom : "A glitch in time" and I'm absolutely vibrating in my seat about the new lore
Spoilers under the cut:
1. Vlad has continued his cloning experiments, even after Dani and her melted brothers :
This is also the only reason Dan Phantom is able to get a stable body at the end of the book.
Also, he designed almost functional clones with high science but really shitty technology skills. If he had help he probably would have succeeded ages ago (see point 5)
2. The staff that Clockwork always uses? Really f*ing important. It would be a tragedy if something happened to it
3. Ghosts are manifestations of human emotions
4. Tucker had a two day stint as the mayor of Amity Park and lost the job because he accidentally dropped a baby. He was also listed as married to Ember. Do with that as you will
5. When Tucker is in class he is so bored he keeps designing A - grade tech :
6. The Fentons RV, the Ghost Assault Vehicle, has 3 funny little buttons (big ghost, bigger ghost and unwanted guest)
It also has cup holders
7. Amity Park has its own version of Instagram called "Spectergram" and it has a livestreaming option
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Would you prefer to be saved by...
If you are not a pussy, say the reason in the comment/tag
I start: red robin cause he's hella hot
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Dick: Sometimes kindness is all you need to save people, but it's also important to be kind to yourself
Tim, infected by Gen Z humor: What if I want to kill myself?
Steph: We can always get a knife and name it kindness
Dick: ... Dear Lord give me patience
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