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begaycommittreason · 2 days
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out of context things heard in wayne manor:
bruce: i understand, but pretending you cooked jerry the turkey is not a proportionate response to damian calling you a peasant again
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jason: look there’s a right way and a wrong way to make food. there’s also the bruce way, which is the wrong way except faster and worse
duke: *frantically scribbling notes*
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tim: do you think our relationship was kinda like incest now?
steph, horrified: never open your mouth in my presence again timothy
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dick: so then he’s like—guys. guys are you seriously signing about me in front of my face. i learned it too—hey i do NOT have a butt chin take that back—
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damian: i don’t understand, why does he wear such a ridiculous hat? is it like that margaret poppins woman grayson showed me?
tim, who watched the live action cat in the hat too much as a kid and is about to violently infodump: well you see-
dick: oh god it’s too late
jason: yeah the brats on his own for this one i’m not fucking dealing with that again
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bruce: are you lying?
tim: always. anyway, like i was saying—
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steph: hey what’s up with you and all the redheads
dick: …i’m not discussing this with you
steph, starting to chase him: gingervitus is a serious affliction! you cant run from this
dick, sprinting away: yes the fuck i can
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duke: so is anyone gonna talk about the elephant in the room…
dick:
dick: look i was feeling sentimental and zitka jr. really isn’t any trouble
damian: she is magnificent
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tim: so i dropped out and
duke: wait we can drop out of high school??!!?
bruce: NO.
duke: please bruce ap biology is beating my ass right now
jason: nah tim just got to drop cause bruce was dead and he’s a loser. the real problem is what you’re reading in ap lit right now, because i have thoughts on that curriculum—
duke: i’m not even gonna use half that material in the real world
tim: actually most of our villains have PhDs so their plans are based on pretty real science
duke: not helping timothy
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cass, signing: why are brothers on the ceiling?
jason: tims in timeout from working on his caseload
cass, still confused: yes but why taped to the ceiling
duke: listen if you know a better way of restraining his psycho ass then i’m all ears
cass: and damian?
jason: oh he saw this as free range target practice so he had to go up there too
cass: they are plotting revenge up there
duke: think of it as brotherly bonding
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damian: it’s not my fault he got in the way
bruce: you threw an eclair at lex luthor
damian: i was aiming for drake
tim: bruce we can’t take him anywhere
dick, holding back laughter: timmy you also paid four separate people to come to the gala solely to ask him if they could use his head to see if they had something in their teeth
tim: you have no proof that was me
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duke: look steph, it’s not that we don’t want to help with this
jason: i don’t want to help
duke: it’s more that i don’t think we can physically fit that many people in a shopping cart, and your whole plan kind of hinges on that
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alfred: i’m not mad, just disappointed in you.
every batkid, near tears: sorry alfred
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jason: HE HAD DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY AS THE FUCKING WHAT—
bruce: listen—
tim, mouth full and brain empty: the ambassador to iran. crazy right?
dick: tim please
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bruciemilf · 2 days
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Okay but Duke can canonically see ghosts—or at least them to a certain extent. So imagine that as he ages so does his powers, and that includes this ability.
Duke, walking into the kitchen early in the morning one day:
Thomas and Martha Wayne, who both look very real and very see through, having a heated debate about family recipes:
Duke, immediately turning around to go back to bed:
I actually adore the theory of murdered ghosts having to roam around their resting ground until their killer is brought to justice, so, Thomas and Martha being one with Wayne manor? With Gotham in general?
Uhh, YES PLEASE.
Patron saints of protection and guidance for the Waynes. Even if they could cross, they wouldn’t do it.
Have you seen this little family their son built? They need all the help they can get.
Duke genuinely thought they were 2 am hallucinations. When Thomas gives him pointers with Anna during lunch, he’s no longer certain it’s the case.
“C’mon, you’re my nephew! You gotta have more game than THAT. Buy her somethin’ nice. Dinner, jewelry, Russian battle axe. Y’know, lady things.”
“Uhh. I don’t think that’d work, Gramps.”
“What kinda woman doesn’t want an axe? Fine, get her a museum then. I know where Bruce keeps his credit cards, c’mon.” Yeah, everyone knows where. Bruce basically hands them out like coffee.
Martha heavily disproves of Bruce’s and Tim’s sleeping patterns and ‘encourages’ (strongarms) Duke into telling them to sleep.
Have you tried sending Batman, the Dark Knight, Vengeance himself, to nap before? It’s terrifying. Somehow? Tim is a bit scarier.
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noitwang · 2 days
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live-from-gotham · 15 hours
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the voices 👹
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tbt to young justice s1ep1
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kaethefangirl · 2 days
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Bruce: *has the batkids lined up* Who did it? Tim: If this is about Damian's toothbrush, it was Jason's idea. Dick: You found it!? Stephanie you said he wouldn't find it! Damian: What did you do with my toothbrush, Drake. WHAT DID YOU DO??? Tim: *laughs* Stephanie: He couldn't have! Cass: *blinks* Jason: I live for chaos. Bruce: I was asking who drank the last of the milk and left an empty carton. The batkids: ... Duke: It was me.
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
*All of the Batkids have been kidnapped
Kidnapper: *calls Bruce
Kidnapper: We have your children.
Bruce: …
Bruce: Let me speak to them.
Kidnapper: Alright. *puts the call on speaker
Bruce: Damian’s in charge.
Batkids: *all start arguing about who should be in charge to the point of scaring the kidnappers into letting them go
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flamingpudding · 16 hours
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I have a theory!
Duke groaned, his head tumping against his desk on his side of the room. He had heard these words often enough by now to know that his roommate was going to start ranting about something strange but weirdly fascinating again.
The last time his roommate started with that, he went on a rant how all rich people have a secret basement below their homes or some secretly identities with a bulletpoint list of what to look out for as a warning. Which Duke had a hard time not laughing about as he thought about Bruce, who ended up checking a lot of the bulletpoints.
"Danny what is it now?" Duke ended up asking after all. He knew he wouldn't be able to stop his roommate. No one aside from his sister apparently could, Danny even gave her number to Duke as an emergency number in case Danny ever gets so caught up in his own thoughts that even he himself couldn't stop himself anymore. Yeah that was weird to watch Danny trying to stop himself, but it was fascinating that his sister only needed to say his name twice over the speaker.
"Duke hear me out!" Okay of to a good start, so this meant Danny wasn't a hundred percent behind his own theory.
"Red Hood is a ghost or part ghost!"
If Duke had been drinking something, he would have taken a spit take here. For some reasons he had the image of Jason wearing a bed sheet saying the most deadpan 'Boo' in his head when Danny said that. He coughed, trying to hide that amusement. "What makes you say that?"
"You know how you 'saw' that I am a 'Meta'?" Danny ask him in return and Duke nodded still feeling a but weird with how Danny sounded when he refred to himself as Meta but also vividly remembering how his roommate pretty much blinded him on the day he moved into the dorms. "I can kind of see something similar. Like I explained how I have a ghost sense and all that, right?"
"Yea, you did." Duke nodded along, he new his roommate became a Meta through a lab accident. Once Duke had asked him and they had the cleared the air about both of them being Metas, Danny had somewhat opened up a bit on his whole weird family and Duke thought his family wasn't normal but compared to the Fentons the Batfamily might as well could be.
"Well last night I ran into him when I went scrap collecting for my engineering project!"
"DANNY!" Duke couldn't help but scowl. One the school was providing materials, Danny didn't need to do that and two, if he met Red Hood aka Jason that meant Danny wandered far enough to end up near or in Crime Alley! He would need to bug Jason later to find out more about that.
"I know, I know." His roommate waved him off. "Anyway, my ghost sense tingled. Soooo Red Hood got to be a ghost or part ghost, considering he hit a wall instead of phasing through it when he chased me..."
"Danny!" Duke scowled him again, hidding his amusement behind it. Now, he really had to get THAT story out of Jason later, plus he wanted to see if there maybe was possible video proof of Jason running into a wall chasing after Danny.
"Anyway! I got more than just that! Listen here, you know how I told you about some of my parents' inventions..." Danny instead continued finally starting his rant.
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Duke: “Why are French Fries called French Fries? They aren’t French.”
Jason: “Maybe your supposed to speak French when eating them”
Dick: “OR Maybe they are so hot, that when people eat them they go WEH WEH HOHN HON trying to cool their mouths.”
Duke:
Jason:
Jason: “That’s so ridiculous it’s almost funny.”
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brucewaynehater101 · 2 days
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Can I get more of the batsiblings trying to protect each other from their traumas?
Tim checks each birthday gift his siblings receive from Bruce before they get it
Jason is subtly watching Bruce after his siblings break rules to ensure he doesn't lash out
Dick makes Bruce include Dick in all mission plans involving his siblings
Cass will subtly nudge her siblings off of the training mat when they've been at it for too long
Duke tries everything he can to prevent his siblings and their friends from getting gassed by a Rogue
Damian will loudly declare his annoyance with a different sibling for them obviously being a part of the family
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shyjusticewarrior · 3 days
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Jason and Talia giving advice: "Shut the fuck up"
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cannibalf3v3r · 1 day
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it's unfortunate that a lot of people think Damian hates his brothers. I, personally, think he's more neutral then anything. Kinda like that quote from fleabag, they aren't his friends, they're his brothers.
They're irritating at the best of times and downright psychotic at worst but still people he respects, if not as people, then at least as vigilante.
Damian isn't that 10 year old coming right off the league boat anymore. Is he letting them borrow his stuff? No. Would he risk his life to save one of them? Absolutely. For better or worse he's loyal to the extreme.
basically:
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biinaberry · 3 days
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Batman Dnd au! Everyone bullies Bruce for being the only human
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bruciemilf · 2 days
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DUKE SEEING THOMAS AND MARTHA FUELS ME. i can imagine after talking to each other for a few months now duke knows everything about the manor and the people in it. he knows where thomas used to slow dance with martha in bruce’s study room; he knows where alfred stashes his guns; he knows how bruce once flung mashed potatoes into a particularly nasty lady when he was two; and every other embarrassing or memorable story about the rest of the family. and sometimes he references these things in passing without much thought. but it always leaves them going like “???”
MORE SO? Duke is such a thorough researcher that he tells Thomas and Martha shit about themselves they FORGOT. “…You had a villain era and had an elaborate plan to get the Falcones and Maronis to kill each other?”
“Did I?” Thomas frowns and smiles with his teeth sharp and gaze down, “Hm, don’t remember that. Yeah I was a little fucked up. “ followed by a strange, evasive laugh.
Duke is suddenly VERY happy he was born when he was.
About Martha? Nothing. Nada. Bruce had to get his stealth skills from somewhere. “It’s so sad that you died at 30, grandma.”
“30? People still believed that?”
“…Okay, too much family secrecy for me, I’m going to bed.”
Bruce finds out Duke has been talking to his parents when he calls him “bunny” by accident, which was his childhood nickname, and Alfred almost drops his cookies.
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troofles · 2 days
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i gotta say i didn't even know how little the fandom actually knows about these characters until i started reading the comics. it's genuinely sad how rampant misinformation is and im not even talking about silly little headcanons that snowballed into wide-spread fanon. im talking about critical backstory moments and character interactions that have been taken out of context and almost completely rewritten by fans, like why tim quit being robin or how bruce actually acts around the batkids.
im not trying to police the way anyone enjoys fandom, but it's really disheartening for me personally to see how few people know or are willing to learn about canon.
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podsn · 2 days
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Here’s the tik tok I was working on earlier. It turned out pretty cool 😎
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ambriel-angstwitch · 11 hours
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Jason: Rules are made to be broken.
Bruce: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Stephanie: Uh, piñatas.
Duke: Glow sticks.
Tim: Karate boards.
Dick: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Damian: Rules.
Bruce:
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