istg these kids...

au where Jason stays with Talia and Damian after being resurrected because he’s gone slightly insane and wants to commit murder and Talia is having none of that, nope, gonna convince child to stay at my side until the Pit wears off, Ra’s be damned.

fast forward a few years, Jason has mostly chilled out, though is still down to murder criminals. He spends most of his time annoying the hell out of Ra’s and sometimes running missions behind Ra’s back for Talia. He’s basically Damian’s older brother. Probably goes by either Jay or Jace, but Damian at least is aware that his full name is Jason since he’s heard Talia use it. Jason has thought about letting the bats know he’s alive, but always backed out.

then Talia sends Damian to live with Bruce. Jason is often away on his own by this point, for missions or just because he wants to travel, and isn’t there when this happens. 

now, Damian is an absolutely brat, and everyone immediately is like “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.” they’re going through the house and Damian is making snotty comments about everything when suddenly he freezes, surprising everyone. He squints at a portrait on the wall.

“...who’s that?” he asks slowly.

Bruce stiffens.

“Ah, that’s... Jason. Jason Todd. The second Robin. He... died, a while ago,” Richard explains with a sad, faraway smile.

“.....riiiiiiight,” Damian says slowly. Suddenly a whole lot of things make sense -- he knows Jay came back from the dead, but he doesn’t know how Jay and Mother knew each other. “If you’ll excuse me. I need to make a phone call.”

He sprints out of the room.

(Talia, for the record, definitely knew this was going to happen when she sent Damian to Bruce.)

Two weeks later Damian tows a reluctant young man with black hair into the Batcave, trailed by an astonished Alfred.

“Damian!” Bruce says, horrified. “You can’t just bring strangers into the Cave! It’s completely irresponsible, do you have any ideas what the consequences could be for us-”

There’s a crash, and they all turn to stare. Dick is staring at Damian and the newcomer, his chair lying sideways on the ground, stunned. “That’s impossible,” he murmurs, voice shaking. “You’re --”

Damian rolls his eyes. “Jace isn’t a stranger, Father. He’s my brother.”

“Brother-?” Bruce turns to look at the man, and promptly drops the files he’s holding.

Jason Todd smiles nervously at him. “Hey, old man. Long time no see.”

i love the idea of the batfam just making shit up about Batman and other heroes just believing it because its fucking Batman. like what are you going to do? prove them wrong?

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like one time Nighwing makes a goth reference saying something like "Batman did not lose his virginity on his parents grave for this" and like Raven gets the reference because goths unite and all that but the rest of the Titans genuinly believe Batman lost his virginity on his parents grave FOR YEARS

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or Tim just goes "Bats did not have sex with Dracula for me to be such a pussy" right before doing the dumbest thing mankind has ever seen. And Kon and Bart are just standing there like ??? batman did what??

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Steph tells Hal Bats is actually half vampire and that is why he denies being one, it being a rather sensitive subject for him and all, he said he didnt believe her but he never brought it up again

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Damian: Father did not snipe JFK for this

Jon, just trying to have a good day:

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Jason tells Roy the same things as Dick to keep the bullshit going but he keeps adding even wilder stuff so its like "yeah bats actually stitched me up after i came back" or "bats was supposed to be in an arranged marriage in 1820 but it turned out that the woman was a serial killer so that didnt work out" and at this point Roy knows to take it with a grain of salt but,,, he's never sure and it pisses him off

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Cass: Batman killed prince phillip

Kon, who was simply chilling: aight

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Barbara: lmao remember when Bats got send back in time and burned down the library in Alexandria?

Duke: lmao yea

Dinah:

Example 4,305,108 of Alfred being an absolute savage

Batman: The Long Halloween Part 1

Jason: I’ve only said "I love you" to three people: my mom, my dad, and my dying brother. And one of those I regret.

Roy: Which one?

Jason: My brother. He survived the bullet so now I look like an idiot.

Commission by the talented @szotyola-sempu​

The Robins and their partner Pokemon in a Pokemon AU I created.

I proudly present to you DC fan art, inspired by Roy Lichtenstein's pop art, inspired by DC's cover art.

(Damian painted this for Jason's birthday and Jason thinks it's probably the best gift anyone has ever given him. It makes him laugh every time he looks at it.)

Batboys: House pets ver.

He comes to the manor to get patched up and to do laundry

so I found these screenshots from the magicians while looking for a meme,

The rain is over...

Batfam Workout Outfits

Damian: The path to inner peace begins with four words.

Damian: NOT. MY. F*CKING. PROBLEM.

Batman #99 (2020) pencil & ink by Jorge Jiménez color by Tomeu Morey

Robin Musings, as per Krypto

Ph.D. (tummy rubs), M.A. (The Art of The Good Boi)

Robin I

A puppy!

Oh boy Clark finally made me a grandpup!

How well my grandpup fights!

And how well he flies!

Oh no

The chickens are trying to adopt him

Quick, bark at the chickens

Robin II

New pup!

Angry pup?

Let me lick your woes away

Oh I know all about sibling rivalry

See how the horses prance around and look all majestic

Disgusting

But I know that Clark loves both of us equally

Ah I have imparted wisdom

Robin III

ALERT

The pup is skinny!!

Feed the pup-!

Oh

I can't lactate :/

Quick, let's go to Bessie

Woman has like, six calves, she can spare some milk

Robin IV

Girl pup!

Brush me as you would brush your glorious hair

Now for the finale

We shall shed on Bruce's favorite chair :)

Robin III again

Skinny pup is dating Kon-pup!

Glorious, I will have great-grandpups now

That is, if Bruce doesn't keep yelling

Ruins the mood :/

How will my dynasty continue at this rate

Robin V

Angry pup!

Quick! Snuffle the anger away!

Oops I squished him

It's ok :)

What's this

The pup is kidnapping me!

Someone save me- oh wait

You're rich

Tell Clark I said bye :)

Jason when he notices Tim’s mental health is dipping a little too low:

Preparing for Halloween

Alfred: I’m putting up decorations in the front to charm our young trick-or-tears. Does anyone have any ideas regarding decorations?

Jason: Can I-

Alfred: Master Jason, you will NOT be hiding in a grave and popping out to scare children

Jason: Not even my own?

Alfred: Not even your own

RED HOOD     Batman: Three Jokers (2020)

A night in Gotham

Batman works alone