Inspired by the DC Pride cover by David Talaski I just know even with all the precautions Tim ended the beach day wiht a pretty interesting shaped burnt 😂 man turns red as a lobster in the sun you can’t change my mind
Bruce: *has the batkids lined up* Who did it?
Tim: If this is about Damian's toothbrush, it was Jason's idea.
Dick: You found it!? Stephanie you said he wouldn't find it!
Damian: What did you do with my toothbrush, Drake. WHAT DID YOU DO???
Tim: *laughs*
Stephanie: He couldn't have!
Cass: *blinks*
Jason: I live for chaos.
Bruce: I was asking who drank the last of the milk and left an empty carton.
The batkids: ...
Duke: It was me.
I literally love Dick and Jason’s sibling relationship. I don’t care what anyone tells me THEY ARE BROTHERS Y’ALL.
In my world, they love each other and nothing bad ever happens to them- 😌
Like, yes, they yell horrible things at each other. They have screaming matches and spars. But at the end of the day, when shit goes down, they’ll always be there for each other.
You can find them patrolling together once in a while, just the two of them like before, or you can find them curled up on the couch gossiping about Gotham’s elite and all the pompous rich assholes. They were siblings before the rest, the very first. Even if they didn’t have much time together, they know each other. They know how to calm each other down and piss each other off, equally.
Also I could totally imagine them being little shits together. Like, I know people always portray Dick as the one who always stops fights and keeps calm in tense situations. They characterize him as the caring, older brother who takes care of all of his younger siblings. Jason is more of the tough love type, always with the classic sibling bullying, which is totally cool, But I can see Dick being an older brother bully to Jason too, and Jason being caring to the younger ones as well.
Either way, they both love pulling crazy shit with each other, older brother shenanigans and all that. And if you even touch their siblings, they wont be afraid to throw hands with you. This is what I imagine their relationship to be like (peak siblinghood fr)