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arguablysomaya · 2 days ago

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Dick: Are you crying?

Jason, sobbing: This book is so fucking sad.

Dick: ...

Dick: Jay, this is a cook book.

Jason, sobbing harder: I know, the recipes fucking suck.

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batcavescolony · a day ago

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Batman: yesterday Robin jumped off a second floor balcony, skinned his knees and got up like it was nothing but this afternoon he got a papercut and I had to hold him for 20 minutes because it's was 'the worst pain in the world'.

Robin: IT WAS!

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honeysimx · 2 days ago

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Bruce Wayne about Dick Grayson:

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incorrectbatfam · 2 days ago

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Tim: Hard boiled eggs are disgusting. I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely gross, it's like eating a ravioli covered in chips

Duke: You're supposed to remove the shell.

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gotham-exclusive · a day ago

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Tim: How much of what you’re saying do you believe right now?

Dick: About sixty percent.

Tim: I thought it was in the mid-eighties. How’d you pull it off so well?

Dick: Experience.

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batfamgalore · 2 days ago

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*Jason is on a walk and a guy pulls up in a shady car*

Bad guy: Get in.

Jason: What?

Bad guy: If you care about your brother, you’ll get in this car.

Jason: Which brother?

Bad guy: Damian.

*Walks away*

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incorrectgothamcity · a day ago

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Damian: I've caught this stupid disease because of Grayson.

Jason: For the last time, feelings are not an illness.

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thebitterflamingo · a day ago

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Dick Grayson probably: We don’t do guns here. The only weapons we use are wea-puns!✨

*gets shot by Jason*

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the-nerd-nextdoor · 13 hours ago

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Jason: *about to throw Tim across a roof top* “In the name of the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit 💥YEET💥”

Dick: *scrambling to catch Tim* “HOOD THATS NOT HOW WE TREAT LITTLE BROTHERS”

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malfiora · a day ago

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Steph: do you want me to throw the confetti in my pocket?

Tim: Not in the car!

Tim:

Tim: Why do you have confetti in your pocket?

Steph: It's my emergency confetti, I carry it everywhere in case there is good news.

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Based on this tweet

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redlotus98 · 2 days ago

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Batfamily Incorrect Quotes 1

*Jason holding a sign that says Robin Patrol unfair*

Jason: "This is a picket sign: Robin Patrol Unfair. Short, sweet and to the point."

Dick: "How about this Jason?" *Holding a sign saying Robin Patrol Funfair *

Jason: "DICK! IT'S UNFAIR NOT FUNFAIR"

Tim: "A funfair? Where? I could go for some fun!"

Dick: In the Batcave!

Tim: "Hey everybody, let's go to the funfair!"

*Tim, Steph, Cass and Duke run past Jason*

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Damian: You've got to be aggressive to get the things you want! You're too soft!

Dick: But I'm a-

Damian: Don't say it! *sees Harley Quinn with Dick's ice cream cone* There's the villain that took your ice cream... don't you want it back?

Dick: Ice cream!

*Dick and Damian chase after Harley*

Damian: "Listen you! My friend's got something to say!"

Harley: * turns to Dick* "Wah! Who said that? Was it you?"

Damian: "Tell her off Nightwing - assert yourself!"

Dick: "That's my ice cream cone!"

Damian: "Great! NOW LET HER HAVE IT!"

Dick: "You can have it!"

Harley: "Say, thanks!"

Damian: "NO!"

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*Tim is feeling self-conscious, and he tells Dick who attempts to cheer him up*

Dick: "Maybe a story will cheer you up! It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!"

Tim: "That didn't help at all...” *starts crying*

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arguablysomaya · 2 days ago

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Dick: How is everyone doing?

Jason: Well I’m breathing

Dick: Setting the bar pretty low huh?

Jason: Well it’s better than Tim anyways

Tim: [having a panic attack] honestly fuck you

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batfamonline · 2 months ago

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collectivefandomstuff · a month ago

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Batman: [arms crossed] explain yourself

Robin (Dick Grayson): first off, that switch had a faulty label and there was no way for me to know that flipping it would-

-time skip-

Robin (Jason Todd): -make the vat of hollandaise sauce explode, I mean who even puts a-

-time skip-

Robin (Tim Drake): -mutant jellyfish in a shopping mall?! I had to do something. So maybe I stole a truck to transport the baking soda but-

-time skip-

Robin (Stephanie Brown): -what did you want me to do? Sit back and watch you get your legs chewed off by an alien life form? And before you say anything I know that it was just Mrs Sands’ Schnauzer but at the time I really thought-

-time skip-

Robin (Damian Wayne): -that the waitress was sent to poison you. My actions were justified.

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Signal: how come Cass never took up the Robin mantle?

Batman: [without hesitation] she’s not annoying enough to be Robin

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incorrectbatfam · 2 days ago

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Dick: I told Jason his ears flush when he lies.

Tim: Why?

Dick: Look.

Dick: Hey Jason, do you love us?

Jason, covering his ears: No!

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batcavescolony · 10 days ago

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Reporter: Mr Nightwing you've been seen working with Red Hood, some would say he's a bad guy, what do you think the worst thing he's done is?

Nightwing: getting taller than me

Reporter: what?

Nightwing: yeah he was like 4ft 10 but then he come back AND HE'S SIX FEET TALL. I'll never forgive him for that.

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misinterpretedmythology · 3 months ago

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How rumors spread through the Batfamily...

Tim, to Stephanie, during patrol: I saw Jason smoking last night on patrol? I thought he quit?

Stephanie, to Barbara, after patrol: Tim said Jason was having a rough night. Must have had another run in with Black Masks gunring.

Barbara, to Dick, on call: Steph said Jason was having trouble with a shootout last night? Crazy.

Dick, to Damian, in the cave: Jason was involved in a shooting last night. I hope everything's okay.

Damian, to Bruce, at breakfast: Todd has been shot.

Bruce: ...

Bruce: ..I--

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incorrectgothamcity · 2 days ago

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Batman: *has a full-body cape*

Robin's: It's free real-estate

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lockpick-kid · a month ago

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bruce: that’s it! i’m declaring 15 minutes of silence. everyone just sit down and think about what you’ve done.

bruce: what is that horrible dripping noise?

damian: todd was stabbed

bruce: WHAT? why wouldn’t you tell me that?

jason: 15 minutes weren’t over

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gotham-exclusive · a month ago

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Dick: When I was your age—

Jason, mocking him: When I was your height—

Dick:

Dick: Listen here, you little shit-

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