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dc-and-damirae · 21 hours

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tim: I’m making subtle hints that my family should go to therapy. ~ jason: Damn, I dropped my chopsticks. tim: Like dad dropped the ball on raising us? You know what help with that? Some fucking therapy dick: Can I eat in peace?!?!

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leoleolovesdc · 5 months

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Jason [after a rough patrol with Damian]: Huh, that was fun! Wanna go for a drink?

Damian: Akhi, I’m 16

Jason: Wait, seriously?

Jason: Damn, I was convinced you were 12

#b4 anyone says anything im convinced jason wouldnt ever take a kid to drink #especially since both him and his mom struggled w addiction #this is js for the meme dont take it srsly #jason todd #damian wayne #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #robin #red hood #batfam #batkids #batsiblings #bat siblings #bat kids #bat bros #bat brothers #batfamily

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ev-arrested · 7 months

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Dick and Jason are the type of siblings to have a literal fucken fist fight, and then the next day they’ll be like:

Dick, showing up to Jason’s apartment and handing him a book he borrowed: hey so I finished it. Can I borrow the next one in the series?

Jason, going to get the next book: yeah, word. What’d you think by the way

And then not even a week later, they’re back to fighting again.

Like this is their version of sending tiktoks or texting a fucken game of 8-ball immediately after a spat.

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reineydraws · 11 months

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someone save tim 😬

#batfamily #batfamily fanart #dc #dc fanart #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #bat bros #incorrect batbros #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: tua s3 #comic #dc comic #batfamily comic

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jupiterfallz · 7 months

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Tim & Jason fighting over shit again:

Tim: HE RUINED MY COMPUTER

Jason: I did not!!! Alfred send him to his room and take away his suit immediately!!!

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incorrectquoteslobby · 6 months

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Rouge, texting Knuckles: Hi~

Knuckles: SEND DUDES

Rouge: ... You mean nudes?

Knuckles: I'M IN A FIGHT. I NEED MORE MEN

#bro's defending angel island #ngl this works for knuxonic too #sonic incorrect quotes #sth incorrect quotes #sonic the hedgehog #sth #rouge the bat #rouge #knuckles the echidna #knuckles the enchilada #knuckles #knuxouge #knuckles x rouge #rouge x knuckles

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jakascoo · 9 months

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Tim: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Damian. Tim: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for. Tim: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it. Damian: Hmm... I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either. Tim: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though. Damian: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it. Tim: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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Dick: I don't even get the exact number for the minute hand, when I read a clock in my head, I just say it's between this incrimint of 5 and this incrimint of 5, like the exact minute doesn't matter

The younger batkids who didn't grow up constantly surrounded by analog clocks: uhh kinda weird but whatever dickie

#I think analog clocks are the reason I always round to either the closest 5 incrimint or the closest 15 incrimint #my school has analog clocks. i'm always looking at analog clocks. when kids tell me they cant read analog clocks im just like ??#what do you mean you cant read analog clocks?? how can you tell the time?? and they are just like 'ive never needed to before'#like bro that was a whole unit in my elementary school. every school ive gone to has had analog clocks #dick grayson #incorrect batfamily quotes #bat family #batfam #batkids

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pendragon-writes · 1 year

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Because I’m

(Inspired by a tiktok made by emthewarlock)

Alfred: Master Male!Reader, I’ve already said no and there is no way you can change my answer

Male!Reader, who’s trans: Is it because I’m not cis?

Alfred: What? Of course it isn’t-

Jason: Wow Alfred really, I know you’re old and stuff but really

Alfred: I assure you Master Jason this isn’t what’s happening-

Dick: Alfred really now? That’s low, that’s really low

Alfred: You know what fine, Master M!Reader you can go just be safe

M!Reader: Sweet! Thanks Alfred

Alfred, rubbing his forehead: These bloody kids, this is the 5th time they’ve played the “Is it because I’m” card with me

#batfam x male reader #x male!reader #bat!bro reader #bat!bro #x male reader #dc incorrect quotes #dc x male!reader #dc x male reader

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cardinalcheerio · 1 year

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Yall ever think Jason was confused on why Tim's hero names are like his?

Jason: Aye, Timbo

Tim: Yeah?

Jason: You ever think your going to get an original hero name?

Tim: What do you mean?

Jason: well, you keep taking either my name, or parts of it.

Tim:*confused look*

Jason: I mean, you start off with robin. Previously my name.

Tim: you mean the name you got from Dick?

Jason: Fine. Fair enough. What about Red Robin. 1. I give you a 0/10 for creativity. Plus red is my color. And part of my name.

Tim: Fair enough. But you mean the name you took from the Jo-Harleys Ex?

Jason: Y'know what. Fair enough. You've got a point, we both have issues.

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dc-and-damirae · 6 months

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dick: Hey guys, what are you watching? damian: Kitten Football. dick: Why? damian: It’s randomly came on and now I’m invested. And then jason came in and got into it too. Aw, look Snuggles fell asleep- jason: SNUGGLES, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DAMNIT! dick:?! damian: jason sees the show differently than I do.

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queenofskunks · 2 years

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Tim: I started seeing someone.

Damian: As in dating or hallucinations?

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bastardsonofday · 2 years

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Cassian: We could get in a lot of trouble for this.

Rhysand and Azriel: *raises eyebrows*

Cassian: I'm gonna do it! I just thought someone should state the obvious.

#incorrect quotes #rhysand #cassian #azriel #bat bros being bros #source: veronica mars

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ryemiffie · 17 days

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More of me and my bro as bat bros incorrect quotes:

Dick, accidentally clicking the wrong thing on the bat computer: Oh wait, shit, I didn't want you.

Tim, standing ominously behind him: That's what Bruce said when I became Robin.

Dick:

Tim:

Dick: Tim, noo..

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luxthestrange · 3 months

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TOKREV Incorrect quotes#31 Siblings

The Hanagaki siblings vs The Sano siblings...

Take*Sharing scoops of his ice cream with you*You deserves an award for putting up with me...

Y/n*Sharing bits of your cake with him* You are my award, Bro-Bro

meanwhile at the park watching the two from a distance

Mikey: You deserve an award for putting up with me-

Emma*Not even batting an eyelash* You’re goddamn right I do

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waywardducks · 8 months

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Incorrect bat family quotes but as things me and my sibling have done/said.

Jason: *just trying to read* *feels an eery presence just watching him.*

Damien and Tim: *both just starting at him*

Jason: Yes? Can I help you?

Tim: Slushies

Jason: okay?

Damien: Take us to them.

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Dick: *Chilling in his bed*

Cass: *very slowly opening the door to his room*

Both: *just stare at each other for an uncomfortable amount of time*

Dick: Please, child. What is it? I can't handle this suspense.

Cass: *quietly* I have a pool party today…

Dick: okay? I'm glad for you.

Cass: …

Cass: Can you go buy me tampons?

Dick:

Dick: Of fucking course I can go buy you tampons! *already jumping out of bed* What size?

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Damien: *angry, slamming doors, punching walls, screaming at everyone*

Tim: Autism is one hell of a bitch

Dick: Tim, no

Jason: No, no, he's got a point. We really should get him checked out.

Damien: I CAN HEAR YOU

*he was diagnosed with autism the following month*

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Stephaine: *putting makeup on Cass* almost done!

Tim: we need to hurry, the movie is starting soon

Stephanie: It's fine, we have plenty of time, now let me do your makeup.

Dick: What are y'all doing? Why is everything… pink?

Cass: We are going to watch Barbie

Dick: Can I come?

Steph: Nah it's girls night?

Dick: Then why is Tim going?

Steph: He's one of the girls, obviously.

Tim: Yeah, obviously.

Dick: *crying* I wanna be one of the girls too

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Bruce: Hey, Tim

Tim: Yeah? What's up?

Bruce: Remember how you're therapist mention she thought you might have ASD?

Tim: Yeah, she said she wasn't %100 percent sure on it though.

Bruce: Well she just sent me a document confirming your diagnosis.

Tim:

Dick: Woah dude! Congrats on the tism!

Jason: Welcome to the spectrum little bro!

Damien: Is Dick the only one that isn't ASD?

Dick: *is sad bc he's left out of the club again*

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Dick, Tim, Jason and Damien: *driving down the road at 4 in the morning, blasting fnaf songs at full volume* IVE GOT NO TIME!! I've GOT NO TIME TO LIVE

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Tim: Jason. I'm bi

Jason: Okay

Tim: Okay? That's all you have to say?

Jason: damn Tim, tf you want be to say? Sorry?

Tim: No! I just thought-

Jason: If you have boy problems go to Dick. He's the one with the most experience in that field.

Dick: Hey! I resent that!

Jason: Oh please, you can call yourself straight all you want but you and both know you've what kinda person you were when you first became Nightwing.

Dick: I wasn't gay Jason I was a slut its different.

Jason: sure, okay.

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I'm gonna make this a series lmao. Being in a house with 6 kids gives you a lot of stories.

Also, yes, 3 of my younger siblings are officially diagnosed with autism. (Damien and my sister are literally the same person. I have so many headcanons about it, it's not even funny. She even has the same insane art skills, I'm terrified of how fast she learned to do things I've been in school for years to learn)

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