Thank god for this glow up

okay, but memes from the perspective of Gotham citizens are like,,, my favourite thing

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His criticism is that Drake needs more sleep. Not that Damian’s actually worried...

text is from @yeats-nana !

we've all gotten so used to superheroes being mainstream and with sprawling connections across the globe that i think we've started treating them like extensions of law enforcement - not in the way that, like, green arrow would help break up a picket line or superman would protect private property from the homeless, but that we've forgotten that what theyre doing is illegal

i think it would actually be more interesting to focus on that aspect of it. like, the gotham police are supposed to be the most corrupt in north america, jim gordon has the batsignal because he cant trust most of his officers. flash has a good relationship with his rogues a lot of the time because he can afford to, he's a vigilante, he's not forced to arrest them by anything except his own moral compass. wonder woman is an amazon, she literally has only the gods to answer to! she isn't gonna turn someone in for stealing food - she would be more likely to just give that person a random sack of coins and sent them on their way. the lanterns technically dont actually have jurisdiction if earth police dont recognize it, wouldnt that make a lantern popping in illegal? And if so, wouldnt that make a great fucking comic book??

i dunno i just see a lot of fanworks and media where there's cops n shit who barely bat an eyelash at heroes and vigilantes dropping into investigations and maybe its just the marxist in me but, realistically, cops would hate superheroes and vigilantes and would probably not cooperate with them one bit. yknow how CADMUS acts in the dcu? the cops should basically be the same but in the public eye, with less experimenting on metahumans and more systemic rascism. the police force is the armed body of the state, designed specifically to keep the oppressed masses in line; barring exceptional outliers like the mentioned jim gordon, why on EARTH would they do anything but try to shoot dc level vigilantes on sight????

and since im also a sucker for heroes and want them to still do good and for people to look up to them, how about more stories about ordinary people helping them out, realizing they help more than the police do, loving them because they're not law enforcement and that's a good thing!! because no way is green arrow gonna do anything but protect that picket line from the cops, and superman would sooner give a homeless guy the shirt off his back than help anyone remove him from private property for trying to find shelter, and batman's going to take his rogues down so they can get help and he still shows empathy for them even when they've done horrible things, he's going to talk to drug runners and thugs working for the mob and give them a business card, and then bruce wayne is going to give those guys a job to help them leave crime behind.

give me stuff like this over zombies or alien invaders any day!!!

What the color a character is coded/has the vibes of says about them:

Red: You either

Have an individualist complex

Moody lone wolf vibes

Loud main character energy

You’re a homosexual with a temper and poor impulse control

Green: You are either

The one in your friend group most likely to commit war crimes/get arrested

A huge fucking nerd

Yellow: There are only three types of yellow characters

Soft boys

Stable friend in the group/voice of reason

Bitches with anxiety

And finally

Purple: ... you’re a lot of things but straight isn’t one of them

due to (very) popular demand, here’s memes from the perspective of random gotham citizens part 3

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you cannot escape the Dad™

Every friend group should include

A himbo,

A mean bisexual,

An even meaner lesbian,

She/theys and he/theys,

A token straight that’s on thin ice,

An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth chart memorised,

And a short king

another series of memes from gotham citizens. part 7

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Remember that one scene In Detective Comics # 820 when Bruce was praising Tim’s control under fear gas and that he was proud of him and Tim said “Thanks it’s because everyone I’ve ever loved had died.”

“If I may say so, sir, Superman seems like a splendid chap. Perhaps you should reconsider joining his Justice League.” 
— Lego DC Comics: Batman Be-Leaguered (2014)

The Batman trailer leaked and we get to see Zoe as Selina and hear Robert’s Batman voice so yeah I’m screaming.

can’t believe i’m already on part 12 of this like darn.

extra big thanks to the real mvp @the-real-peter-parker​

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Alfred’s probably on vacation

this is my formal request for dc to make an animated batfam series

Oh my god... CHILLS. Next week is the finale if I'm not wrong so.... I'm scared and hyped at the same time 😭😭😭

no capes! batfam, but they still stop crime just by accident

bruce wayne, drunk as hell, wanting to go home from a gala: hey dick, you can drive right? 14 year old dick whose experience from driving is a plastic kids' car: yeah sure i can

Give Krypto a sword challenge

Full credit to the creator @ ThePandaRedd on TikTok for this amazing video he created - I absolutely love his discussion around Jason’s death (and ever other one of his skits)