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luxthestrange · 6 months

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TOKREV Incorrect quotes#27 The Blessings

Mikey & Draken, debriefing the Toman: Alright, listen up, you little fuckers-

Mikey & Draken: Not you, Takemichi & Y/n, you two are a blessing and we're all thrilled you're here

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joonipertree · 5 months

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Listen I claim the title of bonten's princess right?

Cuz *gestures at bonten tattoo in middle of my chest* and *gestures at my whole cute self*

But ya know how often time in fics...that entails sitting on mikeys lap during meetings........

Yeah dude I have ADHD and while it's often the inattentive type, my guy I would not be able to sit still.

So it would be like...yes I'm bonten's princess...but you better gimme a fidget spinner during these meetings. Actually no, fuck that, idk if thatll work..

Imma need a puzzle or a sketchbook and I'd just be on mikeys lap like

*poke*

"hm?"

"do you love me?"

Or I'd just listen in on the meeting and randomly just give silly answers to their not so silly questions.

"what should we do with them, boss?"

"have you tried tickling them?"

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"listen I'd tell you guys anything if you try and tickle me"

*Mikey tickles me with a deadpanned Expression*

*I'm violently tryna run away*

I end up getting my own corner in the meeting room, like with snacks and my watercolours and ipad and puzzles.

If Mikey is tired, he'd come and eat the snacks and stare at me while I try to solve a puzzle.

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bluerskiees · 1 year

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Mental illness — Tokrev incorrect quotes

Mikey: Isn't mental illness weird? It's buy one, get seven free.

Izana: I didn't even want one, the orphanage director made me buy it.

Y/N: Mine was a family heirloom.

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mermaidfanficlibrary · 5 months

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This is what I'm working on rn.. I cant even finish it and this is all i have because its so fucking funny to me

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ask-the-insect-hashira · 10 months

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*Y/n walking in Bonten's meeting room with some papers*

Y/n - Okay, it says that someone here crashed a car while being chased by the police because he was suspicious of illegal drugs, who was it?

*cricket noises*

Y/n - Okay, we all know it was Sanzu, but I at least tried to not be prejudiced

Sanzu - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

*All of Bonten turns to look at him and Mikey raises an eyebrow*

Sanzu - Okay, I did it.

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darkreunioniscoming · 7 months

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Takemichi's new fear unlocked: Trains.

Chifuyu: C'mon dude it's just a train.

Draken: Why the hell are you being such a pussy?

Takemichi: That machine rode it's way from the depths of hell!

Mikey: Woah! Woah there buddy. It's just for transportation.

Baji puts his hand on Takemichi's back: Chill-

Takemichi swoops around and knocks out Baji

Chifuyu: BAJIIIIIIII-

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twistedw0nd3rland2acc · 8 months

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when you're depression and anxiety + other- is so bad, because of your own shit but your too happy watching your favorite anime and or reading your favorite manga-

Don't forget to drink water and eat dears!!

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manjiroia · 1 year

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- 𝒾𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝐻𝒬 , 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓀𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓃 -

Sᗩᑎᘔᙀ: is it hot in here? or is it just you?

Y/ᑎ: YOU ARE ON FIRE- STOP FLIRTING DUMBASS-

Sᗩᑎᘔᙀ: your on fire too~ ;)

Y/ᑎ: OH MY GOD-

Sᗩᑎᘔᙀ: heheh, you said that last night too

Y/ᑎ , 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦: STOP-

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chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter · 5 months

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Pah: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Mitsuya: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Draken: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Kazutora: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Baji: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Mikey: I have emotional scars.

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marahuyomae · 1 year

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[Name]: Do you the similarity between a paper and Baji?

Chifuyu: What?

[Name] trying to hold back her laugh: They are both non-living things

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luxthestrange · 6 months

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TOKREV Incorrect quotes#24 His favorite seat

In a Toman Meeting

Mikey: If only there were somewhere I could sit...

Y/n*points at an empty chair*

Mikey*kicks the chair over* I wonder where I could sit...

Y/n*sighs and motions toward lap*

Mikey*sits on your lap* I knew you’d catch on!~

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hime-arts · 1 year

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My faves again 💜💛

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bluerskiees · 1 year

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Baji: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Chifuyu: Neither.

Chifuyu: Because it's twelve.

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the-not-so-safe-way · 9 months

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Tokyo Revengers characters but as my roommates gc.....

WHEN I SAY PEDO I MEAN HISOKA IF YOU TAKE ONE THING FROM THE WARNINGS IT SHOULD BE THAT

bouns sano family at the end

umm language, mentions of drugs, kissing(ONE TIME), talk about death, jokes about pedophile, depression, feet, and I THINK that is everything so just tell me if I missed something, and I've started to think about posting more so tell me if you want me to write something

the characters will change to see which ones I deem most funny as

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Ran:How TF did u do that?

Rindou:wdym that’s just my face

Ran:Gurl

Rindou:are you face shaming me

Ran:Yes, Yes I am 🫶🏼

Rindou: damn that hurts

Ran:wow That must suck SUCK D-

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Sanzu: I just offered a kid drugs and they legit said yes like don't they know not to take drugs from strangers also I don't think blood drives like me I have too many drugs in my blood so they don't like me did you know that dolphins can get high just like me

Mikey: Wtf

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Ran: yeah he turned you into a cat

Rindou: It was Ran lmao

Ran: nope 🙅‍♂️

Koko: I HATE U WTF Bitch I hate u

Rindou: it wasn’t me 💀

Ran: it was he lies

Rindou: …

Koko: I'm gonna kill u both when I see u

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Sanzu: DOES SOMEONE KILL GOJO SATORU

Mikey: death by tractor

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Koko: i’m finally home from hell help me i’m at ikea i wanna leave

Ran: don't you dare say that about ikea 😤 I love ikea 😍 bring me meatballs

Sanzu: Oooh I want some meaty balls too

Ran: that’s what he said

Rindou: yeah It is what he said

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Ran: im depressed now 😔😔

Mikey: ok join the club

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Koko: pick a color

Sanzu: pink or white prolly white one wait when even is the gala

Koko: The gala is in june But this isn't for the gala

Sanzu: oh, the blue ones so pretty too

Koko: PICK ONE

Sanzu : but i love them both

Koko: PICK ONE

Sanzu : uhhh blue

Koko: Okkk thx

Mikey: the black one

Koko: ... There is no black one

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••SANZU PULLS AYAKA ON FIRST TRY••

Ran: I HATE U SHES SO GOOD

Sanzu: I was hoping for mika

Rindou: i used 30 wishes for her and i got c3 diona and tighnari

Sanzu: LMAFOOO

Rindou: my friend made me keep fueling my gambling addiction

••Sanzu pulls the other 5 star (I forgot her name)••

Ran:BRO WHAT ARE U ON CRACK

Sanzu: yes always

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Koko:i’ve smelled his shoes before

Ran: why

Koko: its free

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Rindou: ur outside? at 11

Ran: I went to get groceries I'm almost home tho••5 minutes later•• Dw I didn't get kidnapped

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Sanzu: i ate expired yogurt from school lunch today and had to go home early that’s was pretty delicious

Ran: HAHAHA IMAGIIIINE

Rindou: avoid da yogart I thought it was common knowledge about da gurt

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Ran: imagine not eating badish tacos while your socks say let's taco about it

Koko: why did u buy that 💀

Ran: I didn't I made it

Koko: what r u watching

Ran: I'm watching the last of us

Koko: it’s so good have u gotten to the gay redneck episode yet

Ran: no I'm on episode 2

Koko: still watching the pedophile 🤨

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Ran:hehehehehehe I have major issues 🫤

Rindou: yeah you do

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Ran: Guys Help

Mikey: ew no

Ran: Meany

Mikey: I don't care

Ran: WOOOW why u gotta be so mean?

Mikey: because I don't care

Ran: Wow

Mikey: Yeah

Koko: that’s very nice

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Mikey: dam that shark

Ran: It's so 😍

Sanzu: hes kinda fine

Ran: He so fine

Sanzu: who let the dogs out

Mikey: put your dogs away

Sanzu: guys what is this a feet pics chat

Mikey: nah it about da gang

Sanzu: 🥵🥵

Ran: Hehehehe

Sanzu: not the pedofile

Mikey: weirdows

Ran: WOOAH

Mikey: not the shark lovers

Ran: He's actually a gay psychopath thank u very much

Mikey: and a pedophile

Ran: Wellllll.. Ok maybe But damn he's hot 🥵 JKJKJKJKKKK

Sanzu: wtf is wrong with u

Mikey: your the real psychopath

Sanzu: fr

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Rindou: do u like my ceiling

Ran: OMG ITS SO SEXY I love it

Rindou: ikr

Ran: nah mines better

Mikey: mine sucks it was leaking 😕

Koko: guys we live in the same apartment

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Shinchiro: I didn't kiss her 🫥

Emma: Damn WHY CANT U STOP LAUGHING

Young mikey: because of face shaming

Izana: ✨yEs✨

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ask-the-insect-hashira · 9 months

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More Tokyo Revengers incorrect quotes:

Sanzu: I am a confident driver

Rindou: You literally ran over someone yesterday.

Sanzu: Yes, but I did it confidently

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Inui: We all know the ocean is a beatiful place with wonderful creatures, but you know what else is in there?Trash. A lot of disgusting trash

Taiju: Don't know if you are mad at Koko for choosing money over you or you just trying to raise pollution awareness-

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Smiley: Stop asking me why my eyes are always closed. I have literally seen enough.

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Emma: Ken, I think I should go more often to the park. I don't get enough sunlight and water.

Draken: ....Am I dating a houseplant?

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Takeomi: Why tf is the kitchen on fire?

Senju: Haru's fault!

Sanzu: Senju's fault!

Kazutora: Mikey's fault

Mikey: Wtf Kazutora?

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Izana: Anything that Mikey says is stupid

Mikey: Izana

Izana: You-

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Mikey: Sleeping next to my notes hoping that it goes into my brain by osmosis

Draken: I don't know if I'm tired of your fucking stupidity or surprised because you know the word "osmosis".

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Emma: Can you buy me some pads?

Mikey: Can we eat it? If yes, okay, I will buy you some

Emma: ....Nevermind, I did not just heard that

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Chifuyu: What do we say when our action have made someone upset?

Baji: Hoe's mad-

Chifuyu: NO-

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Rindou: Oldest siblings are the meanest.

Ran: Yeah, cause we became parents to children we didn't made. So yeah, we're angry.

Smiley: Facts. So, let's burn them.

Sanzu:Sure!

*Me nodding along in eldest sibling*

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darkreunioniscoming · 10 months

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Mikey: What movie is this?

Draken: I love you man.

Mikey: I love you too bro, but seriously what's the movie called?

Draken: I LOVE YOU MAN!

Mikey: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO!

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