Haikyuu as things I've heard in the past week...
Warnings:
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Daichi: where's Noya?
suga: You know, I'm not to sure.
--loud crashing noise--
Daichi: what the hell are you doing???
Noya: well we were trying to jump rope but things got out of hand.
Daichi: Then why were you trying to do it IN THE HALLWAY AND NOT OUTSIDE
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Tsukishima: What are you doing?
Hinata: making a poster on the affects of vaping!
Tsukishima: you do know that it's spelled effects not affects idiot
Hinata: Well thennn...
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Kuroo: HEY KENMA! Who's that greaser you're with?
Kenma: What are you talking about? Hinata?
Kuroo: Yeah him!
Kenma: I really don't think you know what that word means...
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Tadish: Tanka what happened???
Tanka: well I saw Noya climb up this pipe and tuch this sprinkle and I thought I could also touch it because I'm more of a man!
Tadish: Are you okay???
Tanka: Maybe...
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Hinata: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!!!
Ennoashita: Oh yeah a few years ago we played this game against this team and they gave us a clown with daichis face on it.
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Goodbye! maybe I'll see you next time π«Ά
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Tokyo revengers as things I've heard in the past week...
Warnings! Language, mentions of the American sword,
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Mikey: I have a very dry mouth
Sanzu: I can confirm
Mikey: WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY MOUTH IS LIKE????
Sanzu: I see you sleeping
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Takemitchiy β’β’Open laptop plays loud moose soundβ’β’ β’β’Slams laptop shutβ’β’
Draken: The fuck was that??!!
Takemitchiy: found out what a moose sounds like
Draken: ummm you have fun with that....
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Rindou: Can you name five tool songs? Sir you have been standing there for two minutes not saying anything are you going to answer the question or not??
Ran β’β’walks away backwardsβ’β’
Rindou: Well... that was fun... I think?
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Sanzu: Where are you?
Mikey: Ina feild... my feet are wet
Ran: Sucks to suck
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Izana: What are you doing???
Emma: making you into a corquette aesthetic girly
Shinchiro: Then why did you give him the American sword??
Emma: Because it's corquette! why else?
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Thats it for now!
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Tokyo revengers as things I've heard In the past week
Warnings: none!
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Ran: Imagine getting the secret love child of a buzz and a mullet
Sanzu: Huh?
Kokonoi: Sanzu you don't star a convention by saying "huh"
Sanzu: Umm, I do?
Ran: I'm convinced sanzu just doesn't have a concept of humor
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Takemitchiy: I'm not going to go outside today
Draken: damn go be social you soc
Takemitchiy: I'm going to be social via the internet
Draken: LAMEEEE π
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Mikey: What did you do to your earrings?
Sanzu: I put cheese it's on them!
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Draken: "titanium dioxide is considered possibly carcinogenic to humans after inhalational exposure." POSSIBLY, after INHALATION.
mikey: yea, I always have to inhale my skittles and tampons
Draken: Seriously?!
Mikey: no but like seriously. . . ALWAYS I MUST
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Draken: Mikey what ate you doing???
Mikey: What do you mean??? I'm just sitting here??
Draken: I hate when you make weird mouth sounds...
Mikey: All I did was say "what do you mean"
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Ran: guess who had two thumbs and a fever of 101.7 degrees
Rindou: Patrick Swayze?
Ran: Nope! Me!
Rindou: Nice job?
Ran: Thank you!
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Mikey: guess who found a staple in their food.
Izana: Who?
Mikey: Me
Sanzu: Ummm can I have it?
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Tokyo Revengers Characters but as things I've heard in the past week.....
warnings: Language
(takeomi is an old ass man it's cannaon)
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Sanzu: Sup. How's it rockin?
Ran: It's rocking on! (finger guns, smirks, then walks away backwards)
Sanzu: (fake crying) wow that guys amazing he really gets me.
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Ran: What mouse walks on two legs?
Rindou: what mouse?
Ran: mickey mouse! what duck walks on two legs?
Rindou: Donald duck?
Ran: No you moron all ducks!!!
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Mikey: Damn gurl are you my for you page 'cause you're boring as hell.
Izana: I hate you
Mikey: I knowβ»οΈ
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Sanzu: Guys Help Takeomi just told me he's really into honkai stair rail
Rindou: oh no how do we help him
Kokonoi: guys he just sent me a friend request what do I do???
Sanzu: BLOCK HIM
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Izana: Ran what the hell are you doing????
Ran: I'm eating..... is that not normal???
Izana: what are you eating?
Ran: oh! it's Pursuto and Penut butter! it's really good
Rindou: hey ran I think our peanut butter is expired...
Ran: well fuck me.
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Authors note:
uh hi.
hows it rockin?
I'm going to post more trust me. Please.
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Tokyo Revengers charcters as my frisbee team......
Ok I know a tone of people who see this dont play ulitmate frisbee/dont know what it is..... so when i say like endzone i mean like the scoreing area
Warnings: inappropriate language, mentions of killing an ant, bonten, toman, and izana, tell me if I missed anything
Milkey: ---insert incopmrehendal screaming---
Draken: please stop
Minkey: Lol nope!
Mikey: ---countiues to scream---
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Mikey: ---Randomly starts meowing---
chifuyu: ---joins in---
draken: what the hell
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Bonten Ran: Yoooo guys i just found loose carmels in my poket
Bonten Sanzu: Yooo can i have one
Bonten Ran: What the fuck no
Bonten Sanzu: oh ok then (walks away)
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Mikey: (gets sturdy while singing dancing queen)
Baji and takemitichy start to join him
Draken: honestly at this point im numb to it
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Takemitchiy: dude the endzone scares me like frfr
Draken: right in the same way that ant scared you
takemitchiy: In my deffence that ant was like the size of my finger
Draken: right it was
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Takemitchiy: NO! SHIT WONT YOU DIE! oh i killed it. Nevermind.
Draken: dude it's a fucking ant
takemitchiy: yeah and it was the size of my finger
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chifuyu: Baji do you want to know something?????
Baji: sure.....
chifuyu: Im not like other girls im shrek
baji: yeah you are
chifuyu looking shocked: you suck.
baji: i know
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Ran: What's the best Flavor of pie?? I think it's kiwi
Rindou: are you talking about the bird or the fruit
ran: --grim smile--
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tag list: @cinnamonspiceandeverthingnice
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Unpopular opinions day two
how do sandels work like I feel like they would just fall off ya know???? like look at fin tokyo revengers like HOW!!!! LIKE IF I WE'RE TO DO THAT KICK MY FIN SANDELS WOULD FALL OFF!!!!!! LIKE HOW DOES HE DO IT??????
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Tokyo Revengers characters but as my roommates gc.....
WHEN I SAY PEDO I MEAN HISOKA IF YOU TAKE ONE THING FROM THE WARNINGS IT SHOULD BE THAT
bouns sano family at the end
umm language, mentions of drugs, kissing(ONE TIME), talk about death, jokes about pedophile, depression, feet, and I THINK that is everything so just tell me if I missed something, and I've started to think about posting more so tell me if you want me to write something
the characters will change to see which ones I deem most funny as
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Ran:How TF did u do that?
Rindou:wdym thatβs just my face
Ran:Gurl
Rindou:are you face shaming me
Ran:Yes, Yes I am π«ΆπΌ
Rindou: damn that hurts
Ran:wow That must suck SUCK D-
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Sanzu: I just offered a kid drugs and they legit said yes like don't they know not to take drugs from strangers also I don't think blood drives like me I have too many drugs in my blood so they don't like me did you know that dolphins can get high just like me
Mikey: Wtf
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Ran: yeah he turned you into a cat
Rindou: It was Ran lmao
Ran: nope π
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Koko: I HATE U WTF Bitch I hate u
Rindou: it wasnβt me π
Ran: it was he lies
Rindou: β¦
Koko: I'm gonna kill u both when I see u
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Sanzu: DOES SOMEONE KILL GOJO SATORU
Mikey: death by tractor
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Koko: iβm finally home from hell help me iβm at ikea i wanna leave
Ran: don't you dare say that about ikea π€ I love ikea π bring me meatballs
Sanzu: Oooh I want some meaty balls too
Ran: thatβs what he said
Rindou: yeah It is what he said
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Ran: im depressed now ππ
Mikey: ok join the club
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Koko: pick a color
Sanzu: pink or white prolly white one wait when even is the gala
Koko: The gala is in june But this isn't for the gala
Sanzu: oh, the blue ones so pretty too
Koko: PICK ONE
Sanzu : but i love them both
Koko: PICK ONE
Sanzu : uhhh blue
Koko: Okkk thx
Mikey: the black one
Koko: ... There is no black one
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β’β’SANZU PULLS AYAKA ON FIRST TRYβ’β’
Ran: I HATE U SHES SO GOOD
Sanzu: I was hoping for mika
Rindou: i used 30 wishes for her and i got c3 diona and tighnari
Sanzu: LMAFOOO
Rindou: my friend made me keep fueling my gambling addiction
β’β’Sanzu pulls the other 5 star (I forgot her name)β’β’
Ran:BRO WHAT ARE U ON CRACK
Sanzu: yes always
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Koko:iβve smelled his shoes before
Ran: why
Koko: its free
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Rindou: ur outside? at 11
Ran: I went to get groceries I'm almost home thoβ’β’5 minutes laterβ’β’ Dw I didn't get kidnapped
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Sanzu: i ate expired yogurt from school lunch today and had to go home early thatβs was pretty delicious
Ran: HAHAHA IMAGIIIINE
Rindou: avoid da yogart I thought it was common knowledge about da gurt
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Ran: imagine not eating badish tacos while your socks say let's taco about it
Koko: why did u buy that π
Ran: I didn't I made it
Koko: what r u watching
Ran: I'm watching the last of us
Koko: itβs so good have u gotten to the gay redneck episode yet
Ran: no I'm on episode 2
Koko: still watching the pedophile π€¨
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Ran:hehehehehehe I have major issues π«€
Rindou: yeah you do
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Ran: Guys Help
Mikey: ew no
Ran: Meany
Mikey: I don't care
Ran: WOOOW why u gotta be so mean?
Mikey: because I don't care
Ran: Wow
Mikey: Yeah
Koko: thatβs very nice
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Mikey: dam that shark
Ran: It's so π
Sanzu: hes kinda fine
Ran: He so fine
Sanzu: who let the dogs out
Mikey: put your dogs away
Sanzu: guys what is this a feet pics chat
Mikey: nah it about da gang
Sanzu: π₯΅π₯΅
Ran: Hehehehe
Sanzu: not the pedofile
Mikey: weirdows
Ran: WOOAH
Mikey: not the shark lovers
Ran: He's actually a gay psychopath thank u very much
Mikey: and a pedophile
Ran: Wellllll.. Ok maybe But damn he's hot π₯΅ JKJKJKJKKKK
Sanzu: wtf is wrong with u
Mikey: your the real psychopath
Sanzu: fr
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Rindou: do u like my ceiling
Ran: OMG ITS SO SEXY I love it
Rindou: ikr
Ran: nah mines better
Mikey: mine sucks it was leaking π
Koko: guys we live in the same apartment
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Shinchiro: I didn't kiss her π«₯
Emma: Damn WHY CANT U STOP LAUGHING
Young mikey: because of face shaming
Izana: β¨yEsβ¨
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my friend sent this to me today
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demon slayer as things the musical theater crew at my school has said in the last week...
Warning: language, out of context idiots, metion of shit, rats;-;
zenitsu: WhO's hEAd iS tHiS!!!
tanjiro: ya know I think it looks more like a leg
giyu: no it's definitely a head
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tanjiro: Zenitsu your on dish duty today
Zenitsu: ok
Inosuke: ya know the other dayis saw my favorite Podcaster taking a shit bec-
tanjiro (while zenitsu and sanemi are dieing of laughter): If one more thing comes out of you, your on dish duty for the next week
sanime: did you see it in person or over video?
Inosuke: video
tanjiro: welp looks like your on dish duty
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Inosuke: (shows Tanjiro and Zenitsu pictures of rats and beer) Anyways this is new squad
Zenitsu: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Tanjiro: at this point, I'm used to it
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nezuko: do people ever walk up to you and tell you that they have lots of photos of you because that's happened twice today
Tanjiro: No that doesn't happen to me
nezuko: Oh ok, (starts to slowly walk backwards)
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hunter x hunter characters as things I've heard at sleep away camp.
language...
killua coming out of nowhere: boo!!!
gon: Jesus you scared the living shit out of me, ya know you would be terrifying if you were a ghost.
killua: thank you???
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hisoka: do you guys want go feed rocks to those children over there?
(all at the same time) illumi: yes!,
killua and gon: no you monster.
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killua talking to illumi: I HOPE YOU DIE.
gon overhearing: hay no audible death threats at camp!
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illumi: you look gay...
hisoka: I am...γγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγ
hisoka: Raffinierter Satan
gon: Huh.... English please.
hisoka: nein...
gon: BUt I AsKEd NicElLy?!γγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγ
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