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rutherbwk2 · a day ago
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When Dick loses his first tooth, there’s a lot of crying involved. By Bruce. Bruce is crying.
Bruce, laying down on his bed with Clark on FaceTime.
Clark: Bruce, you have to calm down.
Bruce: No, *sniffles* and *little sobs*, you don’t fucking understand.
Clark (trying to hold in his laugh): Bruce…
Bruce, wiping his nose and rubbing his puffy eyes: Ohhhhh, my goddd! Ohhh!
Dick, rushing into the bedroom from the bathroom: Daddy! Dad! We have to put in milk!
Bruce coughs as more tears fall down his face.
Bruce: You gotta give me a minute. Oh my god.
Dick: Why you crying?
Clark: Dick?
Dick, lisping: Yes, Clark?
Clark: Go tell Alfred to put in the milk, okay bud?
Dick: Kay! Be right back!
Once Dick leaves the room, Bruce sobs loudly and flails himself over the bed.
Bruce: I can’t fucking do this, Cal!
Clark: Yes, you can. He’s gonna lose more teeth.
Bruce buries his face into the bed sheets and lets out a muffled cry.
Clark, sighing: Oh my god.
Inspired by this:
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wwprice1 · 2 days ago
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Batober by Chris Samnee, Day 22. Prompt: Run!
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artaluap · 2 months ago
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Ib: @batshit-birds
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I'm not crying, who is crying? You are crying.
I swear, I didn't realized how sad Kon look like until I finished the piece lol.
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justiceleague · 29 days ago
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"Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait till they get a load of me!
BATMAN TETRALOGY 1989-1997 | dir. Tim Burton & Joel Schumacher
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simendoan · 5 months ago
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When someone's damian itching to rat Jason out on Bruce.
Insp by you know what.
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yeesa · 2 months ago
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Designing hypothetical toys for the best characters? Yeah, I was born for this.
Maybe one day I’ll even turn this (and the others to come) into acrylic keychains…
Red Hood, Red Robin, Spoiler, Robin
Bonus:
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starry-storms · 6 months ago
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Young Bruce Wayne: I do not know... how to show affection
9 year old Dick Grayson: your lap belongs to me now. Here's a book I found that has a pretty cover. Start from page 1. Afterwards we will have hot chocolate, head kisses, and I'm going to sleep in your bed for the next three years.
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Older Bruce Wayne: would you like affection?
Recently adopted Jason Todd: if you come within a foot of me without an offering of food, I'll hiss at you
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Still Older Bruce Wayne: would you like affection?
Tim Drake: I mean, hypothetically yeah.
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Much Older Bruce Wayne: would you like... affection?
Damian Wayne: That's a trap.
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kayjayo1227 · 4 months ago
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The Bat-family except it’s just Brooklyn 99 quotes.
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sohotthateveryonedied · 6 months ago
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This is a tall order but since youre the batclan expert can you find every instance of the batkids calling each other brothers and sisters? Trying to prove a point
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and this isn’t even HALF of the ones i have saved
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