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#doctor who #11th doctor #amy pond #rory williams #matt smith #pookie

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Thought Bubble:

Batfam and superfam swap places?

As in Bruce was the son of two farmers and after they died he was raised on the farm by one of their old employees and becomes Batman after moving to Gotham. every weekend he returns to the farm with his ever growing hoard of children. This is the perfect disguise because nobody whose heard of Batman would even consider that he was just some middle aged farmer that worked in Gotham. No Batman could only ever be a true Gothamite.

Clark on the other hand fell out of the sky into thr sprawling grounds of his parents mansion. He was raised as the heir of a company but decided to be a reporter instead at the Daily Planet. Nobody could even guess that the fucking trust fund baby who writes as a hobby would be the amazing Superman.

#batman #dick grayson #bruce wayne #dc #jason todd #batfamily #dc comics #tim drake #batfam #damian wayne #clark kent #kon kent #jon kent #superman #superboy #superbat

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Since I'm starting University I wanted to share my headcanons for what the batfam would be like when they start university:

Dick

Absolute extrovert. Would make 15 friends on the first day of Orientation week and become his class rep on first day of lectures bc he just wants to help out.

Cassandra

Finds a quiet student standing off to the side during O week and adopts them

Jason

Would be insanely awkward on the first day of orientation but on the second day he would meet somebody else in his degree and force them into being in a study group with him.

Tim

Doesn't notice he's been adopted into a friendgroup until its already happened. Horrendously prepared for everything and memorised every part of the syllabus.

Duke

Is a menace to his student advisor and goes up to someone randomly to introduce himself and becomes their best friend immediately.

Damian

Doesn't make any friends at Orientation week but after joining an art club makes a few close friends.

#batman #dick grayson #bruce wayne #dc #jason todd #batfamily #dc comics #tim drake #batfam #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas #batman and robin #university #orientation week

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[Jason panic searching his room]

Jason: "WHERE IS IT?!"

Tim : "what is *it*?

Jason: "You would know if saw it! Just help me look!"

Dick: "Hey, let's just calm down. What are we looking for?"

Jason: "I bought home an injured snake yesterday on patrol and I was planning on dropping it off at the vet today."

Dick: "that's not so bad."

Jason: "If Damian finds it we're going to have a pet snake. And you're the only one he would trust to feed it."

[Jason, Dick and Tim frantically searching the manor.]

Meanwhile

[Damian in the cave full Robin costume with snake around his shoulders - Maniacal laughter.]

Bruce suddenly sits straight up in his seat in the watch tower, a full body shiver taking over him.

Bruce: "Somethings wrong"

#batman #dick grayson #bruce wayne #dc #jason todd #batfamily #dc comics #tim drake #batfam #damian wayne #batcow #bat bros #batman and robin #dick grayson and damian wayne #damian wayne is a little shit

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I love Reverse Robins Au but I feel like a lot of people interpret it as reverse roles Au rather than how I interpret it Reverse Age au.

Here's how I see it:

Damian:

Is dropped off with Bruce at age 8 - violent assassin child who meets tired goth Bruce who's not quite used to being batman yet and is nowhere near equipped enough to raise a child but he's damned if he's not gonna try his hardest.

It's a bit of a mission at first trying to curb the violent tendencies and raise a whole antisocial person (and wow, he admires Alfred so much more now). He almost quits Batman for a bit until he figures out that making Damian his sidekick might be a good outlet for him.

Duke

Bruce is out on patrol with Damian when he finds a little boy who's parents are out of commission and is too stubborn to believe that the Bat would actually help him.

Damian hates that he's not an only child anymore but eventually warms up to the idea when he realises they can team up against Bruce and that they are not in competition.

When Bruce finds out that Duke is a meta he wants to flinch back and send him away, but he doesn't, partially because he loves Duke so much the idea of losing him so quickly repulsed him and partially because Damian pulled a sword on him at the idea.

Tim:

Roughly 9 years after Damian is taken in Bruce, Damian and Duke are approached by a small boy saying he knows who they are and wants to join them. Bruce refuses but Damian spots the opportunity to have someone else be Batman's sidekick whilst he can become a hero in his own right.

Damian starts following Tim around and looking out for him and then he realises that Tim is being neglected and come on he can't just leave Tim there so he brings him home and Bruce can't really argue against that.

Two months later Batman has a new sidekick and Gotham has a new lone hero.

Cass

They only notice her because she wants them to and absolutely no one questions it when she's bought home. All three boys had wanted a sister at some point and none of them cared about her past or her speech.

Jason:

Tim's a teenager now has almost finished highschool when Bruce goes out one night with the batmobile and comes back to where he parked it find a kid stealing the tires. Bruce can sense that Tim is going to inevitably leave him as well so what better time to take in a new kid when he also will need a sidekick soon.

The decision hurts Tim more than anything else because he's being replaced and he's not ready to be on his own even though he's never been more ready.

Jason grows quicker than either of his other two boys and he's more determined than either of them to right the wrongs of Gotham. That determination was what led him to Ethiopia where his the joker killed him.

Dick

Bruce was at the circus at Alfred's suggestion, something to distract him from the empty seat at the table where his youngest should be. It's at the circus where he sees the trapeze line fail and he can't stop himself from reaching out to the falling artists. It hurts him to take in another child so soon after losing Jason but the thought of that tiny boy who saw his parents die going into Juvie almost kills him.

Dick brings joy into the manor that hadn't been known since Bruce was a boy and everyone in the family falls in love with him.

When the Red hood emerges, angry at his older siblings for not protecting him and wanting to kill Dick they're all a worrying amount of relieved and angry. Surprisingly it's Dick that manages to get him to come back to the family.

#batman #dick grayson #bruce wayne #dc #jason todd #batfamily #dc comics #tim drake #batfam #cassandra cain #damian wayne #damian al ghul #flying graysons #reverse robins #fanfiction #the batman

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My personal Head Cannon is that with Dick being absolutely in love with any and all Gingers, his gay awakening was not Roy or Wally but was in fact the young billionaire that Bruce invited to all of his charity galas (Ted Kord - auburn haired genius inventor aka the loml) Dick followed the man around EVERYWHERE and would talk about him all the time when he was 12/13 to the point where he was just bringing home magazines about the man and Bruce had to sit him down and give him The Talk™️

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #ted kord is a nerdy little thot and i stand by that opinion #ted kord #wally west #birdflash #roy harper #i am right #try and prove me wrong #you cant because i am right #ted kord supremacy #pansexual dick grayson

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[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]

Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"

Dick: "sure!"

Random TT: "what are your names?"

Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"

Random TT: "...excuse me?"

Jason: "it's the idiot's name"

Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"

Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"

Jason: "Oliver Queen"

Tim: "Lex Luthor"

Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"

Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"

Tim: "what he said"

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #roy harper #connor kent #conner kent #jayroy #birdflash #ted kord is a nerdy little thot and i stand by that opinion #ted kord #oliver queen #lex luthor #batfamily #batfam #this came to me in a dream

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Troy is such a ‘I’d date him in an instant if he was a girl’ typa guy and Abed is such a ‘this is probably just what friendship feels like’ kinda fella

#truer words have never been spoken

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FNAF (2023) + letterboxd reviews

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Blue Beetle and Booster Gold in these 80s outfits

#theyre in love your honor

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They're besties, your honor.

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!!! Them

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if you are a mattfoggy shipper you will eventually become a boostle shipper it also works the other way around, I don't make the rules

#ive never related to anything more than this post

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How I interpret Jaime, Paco and Brenda's dynamic/relationship

#they love each other your honour

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Citizen: I was listening to a podcast on the Wayne’s-

Citizen 2: Oh god not this again-

Citizen 1: This isn’t a conspiracy theory.

Citizen 3: Last time you talked about the Wayne’s it involved Bruce Wayne being Batman because their A$$ Cheeks ‘match’

Citizen 2: The time before that it was he time traveled to kill his own parents.

Citizen 4: And the time before that you claimed his dead son got resurrected-

Citizen 1: THERE WAS SOME TRUTH TO THAT!

Citizen 4: He was in witness protection!

Citizen 2: Ok that one was shady tho.

Citizen 1: THANK YOU!- Anyways… Bruce Wayne lives in Batman’s attic-

Citizen 3: You’re the reason I do drugs.

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#khaji and Jaime share seven brain cells between them and none of them go towards social skills

if Khaji had to take control of Jaime outside the beetle suit I think it would be too silly billy

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“i can’t be loved.” bf x “loving you is like breathing air.” bf