Getting to grow together
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[Jason panic searching his room]
Jason: "WHERE IS IT?!"
Tim : "what is *it*?
Jason: "You would know if saw it! Just help me look!"
Dick: "Hey, let's just calm down. What are we looking for?"
Jason: "I bought home an injured snake yesterday on patrol and I was planning on dropping it off at the vet today."
Dick: "that's not so bad."
Jason: "If Damian finds it we're going to have a pet snake. And you're the only one he would trust to feed it."
[Jason, Dick and Tim frantically searching the manor.]
Meanwhile
[Damian in the cave full Robin costume with snake around his shoulders - Maniacal laughter.]
Bruce suddenly sits straight up in his seat in the watch tower, a full body shiver taking over him.
Bruce: "Somethings wrong"
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HE'S JUST A BABY OHMYGODDDD
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Tim: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??!!
Damian: Dick said he wants me to try acting my age
Tim: So you’re having a tea party with your pet cow in the living room?!
Damian: I looked it up. Kids have tea parties. I’m having a tea party.
Tim: Why are you doing this??
Damian: To get a good grade in acting my age, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
Alfred: Would Master Batcow care for some more finger sandwiches?
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Damian: FATHER!
Bruce: Yes Damian?
Damian: Why did you not INFORM ME THAT A COW IS NOT A REASONABLE THING TO BRING TO SHOW AND TELL?
Bruce: I tried to tell you buddy but you wouldn’t hear it.
Tim in a high pitched imitating Damian: “Batcow is a distinguished member of society!”
Jason also imitating Damian: “Who better to show and tell about than my trustworthy bovine!”
Dick: Hey at least it adds to the cover. I can see the headlines now! “Brucie Wayne is so rich and disconnected from regular life that he lets youngest take pet cow to show and tell!”
Damian: >:(
Bruce:…
Jason still imitating Damian: tt! You’ve made me look like an utter fool father! Harrumph!
Damian: RRRAAAAGH!
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just a little guy and his army of pets.
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Dami parade
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More of my boy catholic Jason Todd.
Damian: Shouldn't you be at church?
Jason: Nah, I have a couple more sins to add up the list
Alfred: Pardon?
Jason: Nothing.
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Penguin: Why don't finish this ridiculous charade? Aren't you're going to hell anyway?
Jason: Aren't you're getting your ass sended back to Arkham ever shitty crime you commit anyway and yet here we fucking are.
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Damian petting the Batcow:
Jason: What she got?
Damian: She's sick.
Jason: Give me her name, I'll put her in my prayers.
Damian:
Damian: You seriously think God going to magically cure her?
Jason: No dumbass. It's saint– (pause) DICK WHO WAS THE SAINT THAT CURE ANIMALS AGAIN?
Dick (from the kitchen): SAINT FRANCIS
Jason: Saint Francis it's goings to magically cure her.
Damian: That's stupid.
Jason: You want the prayer or not.
Damian narrowing his eyes, immediately: Batcow.
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"A cow, Master Bruce? Really?" Alfred chided lightly, joining Bruce at the window, arms clasped behind his back. "Were they fresh out of ponies, sir?"
Bruce sighed, waving a hand. "It's not like that. Damian found it himself and he's determined to keep it and he barely even asks for anything. Besides," Bruce added quickly, clearly having found a suitable argument. "It'll teach him responsibility."
Alfred scoffed at the feeble excuse. Livestock would teach Damian responsibility, as though the boy didn't already carry more than he should.
"Does it really have to go?" Bruce asked quietly, twisting the Wayne ring he'd recently started wearing.
Alfred stared out at the thing, grazing down the lawn, not a single care in the world.
Damian stalked closely behind it, clearly enraptured by the simple creature.
Alfred sighed. "I better let the gardener know, before he sees what's befallen his hedges and has a... you know." Alfred said, sharing a small smile with Bruce.
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(bat) cow
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It’s Normal to Have a Cow in Your House
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I was stressed by exams so I made short comics to relax.
Not sure of the results.
And so… Tim need to talk about feelings.
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merry crisis yall, I hope you have a good holiday!!
if you don't celebrate crymas, then I hope you have a nice cozy day with a hot drink and a good book/tv show
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