könig is an eater. before he is a man, a person, he is a munch and i stand by that.
he’s always down to stuff his head between your legs at anytime of any day, but lord, when he has a hard work day? oh, it’s over.
he’s merciless, he’s messy, and he is so good. he will not be satisfied or satiated until he’s had his fill of at least three orgasms in a row from you.
even then, he’s greedy. he takes you for all you’re worth, and you thank him for it. god, your brain is turned to mush and the only thing you can think up to say is his name. incoherent moans spilling from you like honey, music to the broad man’s ears.
and once he’s done, he’ll fuck you with his cock until you are begging him to slow down, and to take some pity on you.
and pity on you he takes, but his chase for his own orgasm drowns it out completely. <33
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In your skywalkers apart au, which bigwig imperial is going to be the one that will shit their pants the moment that they realize the anakin skywalker is on their ship?
the bigwig imperials are generally the ones to realise it's anakin and foolishly think "oh amazing! my men will take down skywalker and i'll get super duper promoted!" while all the stormtroopers etc are like "sir we can't go down there..." "you can't disobey me! that's an order" "and that's anakin skywalker sir. we're gonna die"
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do you think MK is gonna have a circlet arc?? Going along with your eldritch mk theory jt could parallel his past life being contained and also more parallels to SWK and MK how fun
This ask has haunted my ask box for 3 days. Circlet arc??? CIRCLET ARC???? THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE AND SO SO SO GOOD.
I have no idea if it would actually happen in show, but I have a feeling MK is at the very least going to have an "anti-circlet" arc. Go with me for a moment:
So, we know MK's bandana parallels Wukong's phoenix feathers in design, right?
MK with the two ends of his bandana and Wukong with the two feathers coming out of his cap.
However, MK's bandana is ALSO a parallel to Wukong's circlet:
And MK was given this bandana by Pigsy (presumably):
This is basically a long winded way to say that MK has already been "crowned", in a sense. Unlike Wukong, MK never needed to be controlled in the same way his mentor did at the beginning of his journey. MK, instead, was given morals and love by our wonderful Dadsy from a young age, which effectively functioned as a "circlet", if that makes sense.
So, the bandana, a symbol of both who he is/was raised to be and the crown, is already his circlet. As MK is now, he doesn't need a circlet to exert control over him because of who he is—a good kid who is trying his best to make the right choices.
But, you know, there was that really scary scene that one time where MK didn't exactly feel like MK and he kind of went off the rails...and...WHAT IS THAT
HIS BANDANA WAS DAMAGED BY HIMSELF IN AN EPISODE TITLED "Rip and Tear" !!?!??!?!?
SO.
Say MK were to rip his own bandana off, symbolically showing his complete decent into his "harbinger of chaos" role...that would mean another crown would have to go on to replace it, right?
Whether MK get's crowned symbolically with another bandana or an ACTUAL circlet remains to be seen, but the potential is definitely there! And I'm normal about it
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sherlock holmes is probably literature's most nosy bitch. he just has to know everything. ‘it’s my business’. aight.
if someone started telling him something, then at the last moment went ‘hmmm. nevermind’ and he couldn’t deduce what they were about to say, he’d explode.
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Dear what remains of the team in Evolutions: Instead of making witty remarks about how annoying you find Spencer's smarts maybeeee you shall be checking on him like, a lot. Because unless he got married made new friends or adopted a cat at the very fucking least, this guy just (most likely) lost everything, and was already mentally unstable as all fucking hell before it happened.
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