How I feel rn about the whole “Batman isn’t allowed to eat pussy” news coming out of of the HQ show

kiss and tell

based on this post from @incorrectharleyquinn! (and here’s the original)

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Let's take a moment to appreciate just how amazing the title cards were for Batman the Animated Series.

"DC made the Harley Quinn TV show writers cut a scene where Batman ate out Catwoman because they think it would affect toy sales" I am going to bed

flirt

I don’t idolize Hero’s who don’t eat pussy smh

a compilation of this weeks response to dc shenanigans

I really want to emphasize the slightly ridiculous timeline of Bruce taking in children and how funny this has the potential to be re:Dick being the eldest, because I think it's really important that people understand that Bruce basically only has Dick around for like...11-12 years. Dick formally moves out when he's around 19 or 20, and roughly six months to a year later, Bruce picks Jason up. Dick and Jason never live in the same house at the same time, and three years later, Jason dies. So he gets 2 kids over a 15 (ish) year period, which doesn't sound too ridiculous, right?

Except then his adoption tendencies accelerate, because he picks up Tim and Cass within 2 years of each other (and Steph came as a package deal with both of them) and then finds out about Damian 2-3 years after that. Then we've got Duke, who (when you vaguely fit together timelines) enters stage left about 2-3 years after Damian.

So after a 15-year period with two kids, Bruce manages to pick up 4 1/2 others (counting Steph) within the 7-8 years afterwards. The sheer missed comedic potential of Dick being a grown-ass adult and then his dad decides to adopt a pack of kids within 5 years of him moving out is incredible. Dick went from being essentially an only child for his entire life to being eldest of 6, only one of which he's ever actually lived in the same house with, all because Bruce got Empty Nest Syndrome and went "well I raised one child to adulthood successfully. What's another 5 or 6 at the same time?"

John Constantine pinup.

DC Pride issue, 2021.

This guy is the smartest goon ever in the DC Universe!! He actually has self preservation and knows his limits! He knows he can’t beat Batman!!

HE’S JUST STANDING THERE!!! MENACINGLY!!!!

Starfire in Titans (2018-) S3

are we calling this thing pussygate now? DC says that the big bad batman doesn't eat pussy and now its a Watergate level scandal? We all know DC is a liar. That big broody bitch boy eats pussy like its nectar from the gods. Please why do you think Iconic Women like Talia and Selina stick around. please. DC wants to act like he's such a playboy but he doesn't eat pussy? Lies.

barbara what are you wearing

DC refuses to give us good Batfam Bros content so dangit I guess I will

DC PRIDE JOHN CONSTANTINE PIN UP BY KEVIN WADA

IT’S BEAUTIFUL

A happy Pride month to my two favourite queer Joker-hating ladies 

Yes I do in fact think I'm hilarious

This is incredible. Don’t even think incredible is the right word but it’s all I can think of. I love this. Wow.

Source • @indaviduall