#batposting

[incorrectbatfam]

The house is on fire what would the batfam would take?

Dick: his Discowing suit

Jason: his copy of Pride and Prejudice

Tim: his Superboy clones

Damian: his pets

Duke: his autographed One Piece DVD

Cullen: his 2005 Pete Wentz shrine

Stephanie: her leftovers

Cassandra: her favorite stalactite from the Batcave

Barbara: the expensive portable charger she bought on vacation

Harper: the flat-screen TV

Carrie: her collection of rare Russian nesting dolls

Kate: both paintings of Bruce's double chin

Helena: the most comfortable armchair

Luke: his favorite juice machine

Bette: the fire

Alfred: tea that was discontinued

Selina: cats that Bruce didn't even know she had

Bruce: the house

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cullen row #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #harper row #carrie kelley #kate kane #helena bertinelli #luke fox #bette kane #alfred pennyworth #selina kyle #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #batposting #shitpost

[loveisinthebat]

Big Yawn

#Azores Noctule #bats of europe #bat of the day #daily bat #bat #bats #batposting #cute bats #cute animals #look at them #I love them #big yawn

[violent138]

Bruce's kids have definitely done homework on stakeouts and:

Robin: "I brought along this diagram of a leaf I'm supposed to make, and I was just wondering if you had any time to help me?"

Poison Ivy: "What are you talking about?"

Robin, pouting: "It's due tomorrow and I know I'm going to be here all night dealing with this. And I used to think botany was kind of boring, but it's kind of starting to grow on me--"

Ivy, reluctantly swayed: "Ugh, fine. So this first layer is the cuticle, followed by the epidermis--"

#textpost #batposting #poison ivy #batfamily #dc robin #batman #dc comics #batfam headcanons

[t4tails]

i know the riddler changed his last name to nigma and the way his arkham city profile displays it as "eddie nashton AKA edward nigma" implies eddie is his birth name and he deliberately changed it to edward. he gave himself a nicholasname

#og post #batposting #actually makes perfect sense with his characterization he would do that

[battywingzzz]

im mleehhhh and im bleehhhhhh

#bats #batposting #yellow winged bat #flying fox #megabat #bat #silly

[feyinvestigations]

I think if the robins had Twitter it would just be this 24/7

Edit: pt2

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#batposting #damian has everyone in his familt except for nightwing blocked #go gonzo go! #dc batman #batfamily #dc robin #redhood #nightwing #red hood #red robin #spoiler #damian wayne #stephanie brown #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #dc comics #batfam #batfamily social media

[embarrassinglastwords]

so i made this a few hours before 221 leaks started coming out… now i’m very sad

that’s his son‼️ if gojo has to kill megumi or any variation of what could go wrong happens i’ll riot. they deserve a happy ending

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk manga spoilers #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #batposting

[devilnevercried]

#vergil #dante #vergil sparda #dante sparda #vergil dmc #dante dmc #dmc vergil #dmc dante #devil may cry #dmc #dmc3 #dmc5 #devil may cry 3 #devil may cry 5 #capcom #batposting

[breadistasty]

cassandra cain would be the next batman not only because she'd be better at it than B but also because she is his exact sort of deranged. maybe even twice as much.

"Average vigilante patrols 17 hours a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. Batgirl Cass, who lives in a cave and patrols 24 hours a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

#bread splutters #batposting #cassandra cain #batgirl #im reading batgirl 2000 and about to make it everyones problen #FANON DID CASS SO WRONG

[sporkfoon]

watched utrh with a few friends today and had a VERY PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION

#eggificate illustration #procreate #art #digital art #jason todd #red hood #batman #batman red hood #batposting #batfam #dc #dc comics #fanart

[incorrectbatfam]

#dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #duke thomas #signal #stephanie brown #spoiler #cassandra cain #orphan #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #gotham memes #batposting #shitpost

[loveisinthebat]

Peep the stats

#Common Noctule #Bats of Europe #Bat of the day #daily bat #bat #bats #batposting #cute bats #cute animals #look at them #Stat spread

[violent138]

Accountant: "Where's all this money even going? Burning cash by the handful would cost less than this. I mean, your records don't even make sense! Like this factory order for three crates worth of... masks?"

Alfred: "Master Bruce accidentally added a zero or two for a masquerade party order."

Accountant, in disbelief: "Custom made. Out of some material, I can't even pronounce."

Alfred: "He's highly specific about these things."

Accountant: "You know, Mr.Pennyworth, it's Gotham, just level with me if it's something we don't need to know about."

Alfred, sighing and playing it up: "I'm afraid so, he's in the habit of making dangerous friends."

Accountant: "Whatever, let's just discuss something that we can sort out without him. Like the upkeep on the Manor."

Alfred: "We recently renovated."

Accountant: "What exactly? I'm seeing costs for construction materials, submersible pumps, and scaffolding. But the property's valuation hasn't changed, at all."

Alfred: "To the untrained eye, it looks unchanged, but I can assure you, the very foundations of this place have been altered."

Accountant:

Accountant, exasperated: "Moving on, let's discuss your salary. I'm not trying to insult you, but I honestly don't know what to make of this amount--"

Alfred: "I set my own salary, actually."

Accountant:

#shitpost #batposting #alfred pennyworth #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #textpost

[t4tails]

im literally the riddlers ideal batman i will drop whatever story beat is currently happening to do one of his stupid puzzles

#og post #batposting

[battywingzzz]

ITS BAT WEEK MOTHERFUCKERS HERES MY FAVORITE BAT THEYRE CALLED HOUNDRAN WHITE BAts and THEYRE TINY AND LIVE IN LEAF TENTS

#batposting #honduran white bat #bat #bats #bat week

[feyinvestigations]

Pt1. // Pt.2

Hood would never want to be verified and would actively hate being verified argue with the wall

#if anyone can find elmo you get a gold star #pretend like this is before elon got his mitts on twitter and ruined the verification system please and thank you #also please ignore the dates this has been in my drafts since august and i completely forgot it was there #go gonzo go! #social media au #batposting #jason todd #dick grayson #stephanie brown #duke thomas #tim drake #dc batman #batfamily #batfamily social media #queue are you really?