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*hands you a silly little hat, perfectly sized for a dove*

#not mine #TF2 Archimedes #TF2 Medic #team fortress 2

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Jane: *about Murnau* His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me.

#source: twitter #Emesis Blue #TF2 Soldier #TF2 Spy #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #freedom fries #soldierspy

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Scout: I woke up with a bloody nose.

Madcap: We all wake up with noses, you twat.

#submission #source: sicut-anima #source: twitter #source: submission #TF2 Scout #TF2 Madcap #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #not mine

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I want to start a TF2 ask

BLU or RED doesn't matter to me ask away

Lore stuff for this small panel Medic got stuck in the respawn for a little to long :) Inspiered by emisis blue and quazies BLU Medic Also, the images are 3 weeks apart and I'm still working on my style for TF2, so they look different

#not mine #Emesis Blue #Lil Pootis #TF2 Medic #TF2 Engineer #TF2 Pyro #TF2 Heavy #team fortress 2

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#stay safe

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I have friends at Indiana University and they've been saying there are snipers on IU Bloomington campus. And theres a bunch of cops everywhere. This is wild.

#stay safe

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Engineer: *just graduated* I bought every measuring tool for the job, chief!

*several years of experience later*

Engineer: *nonchalantly laying a partially filled bottle of beer* You're off by .06 degrees, partner.

#source: unknown #TF2 Engineer #Team Fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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#source: twitter #Emesis Blue #TF2 Medic #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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I have been seeing posts about how a certain frame in the TF2 comics should make heavy and medic hug so-

#not mine #TF2 Heavy #TF2 Medic #heavymedic #red oktoberfest

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Soldier: SALT CAN'T BE THE ONLY DELICIOUS ROCK! I'VE GOT TO START TASTING ROCKS SO I CAN FIND THE BEST ONE!

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Soldier: SALT CAN'T BE THE ONLY DELICIOUS ROCK! I'VE GOT TO START TASTING ROCKS SO I CAN FIND THE BEST ONE!

#source: twitter #TF2 Soldier #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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Medic: *to his doves* Fly, my pretties! FLY! FLY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

#source: wizard of oz #TF2 Medic #Team Fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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okay

#not mine #TF2 Medic #team fortress 2

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The Hunter: *when hiring for the Slaughterhouse* We should all be making them pay! Let's band together, it's not "evil". We are choosing to fix the world, one vengence plot at a time.

#source: emkay #Emesis Blue #TF2 Sniper #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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Demo: Aye, I've done plenty things I'm not proud of. Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking. But nobody got hurt! Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody I knew!

#source: atlantis the lost empire #TF2 Demoman #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

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Please support this Sudanese family. They are very far from reaching their goal.

#stay safe

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Merasmus: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Scout: Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

#source: sword art online abridged #tf2 merasmus #tf2 scout #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes