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incorrectkonoha · a day ago
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Sasuke: Fuck AND marry Naruto, and I’ll kill everyone else.
Suigetsu: Damn it, Sasuke. That’s not how the game works.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 days ago
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Yelena: I like people.
Natasha: No you don’t.
Yelena: I’m trying to like people. It’s just, you know, so hard to weed through the stupid ones.
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incorrectfmaquotes · 17 hours ago
Roy: Hey, I just thought of a new pickup line, can I try it out on you?
Hughes: Sure, why not?
Roy, seductively: Hey baby, are you a lobster? Because you make my lobs stir.
Hughes: ...
Hughes: What the literal, actual, genuine fuck-
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schneesisterss · 2 days ago
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Caitlyn: why would you give Jinx a knife?
Vi: she felt unsafe
Caitlyn: well now I feel unsafe
Vi: i’m sorry
Vi: ...would you like a knife?
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Albedo: I am going to destroy Mondstadt.
Diona: The wine industry, right?
Albedo: ...
Diona: T- the wine industry, right?
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incorrectfrogs · a day ago
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sasha: Look, Mar-Mar, I appreciate you're trying to deal with this in a healthy way, but creating a montage of all the times you've been hurt set to "It's a Hard Knock Life" may not be the best way to do that.
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Yuji: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Nanami: You’re too young to have enemies.
Yuji: You don’t even know.
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rwbybutincorrect · 2 days ago
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Weiss: I’ve been the worst big sister ever. I’m very aware of that.
Whitley: I saw a thing on the true crime channel about a girl who tried to kill her younger brother with a blender. You have competition, is my point.
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Twice: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Toga: But are you shuffling?
Twice: Everyday.
Shigaraki: What language are you two speaking?
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incorrectfmaquotes · a day ago
Al: What happened in 1812?
Ed: The War of 1812.
Al: When was it?
Ed: 1812.
Al: What happened?
Ed: War.
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schneesisterss · 16 hours ago
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Vi: I just kinda feel like we're meant to be together. I mean, look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other.
Caitlyn: Vi, it’s 4am and you’re stuck in my window. How did you even get there?
Vi: Fate. I just said, were you not listening?
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lucky-number-salim · 17 hours ago
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Salim: You're cute when you're worried about me.
Jason: Then I must be cute all the goddamn time.
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Jim: That was so hot, Spock. Spock: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Jim: I'm so in love with you.
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incorrectfrogs · a day ago
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Marcy: The neurodivergent urge to over explain myself during misunderstandings to try to avoid further misunderstandings but then confusing people in the process which, does in fact cause, you guessed it, more misunderstandings
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Jacob: FOUR MONTHS!
Henry: What's going on?
Evie, trying not to laugh: I really don't think it's that big of a deal.
Jacob: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!
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