A Luci sketch I did while I was bored waiting in the carpool line.

Obey Me Devilgram Posts and Comments: Makeup Time/Under the Cherry Blossoms

Three events until we’re caught up!

This would have been out a little earlier, but I fell into a rabbit hole of Classical Japanese verbs lol

This set is really interesting because I think we might have the first instance of the localization team straight up misreading a kanji.  It’s in the footnotes, but I wonder if you can find it just by comparing the official translations with my own.

Maybe either one works, but I triple checked my kanji and I have a feeling mine is more accurate.

日本語は私の第三言語ので、時々間違えます。日本語話者、間違いを見たら教えてください。 (Japanese is my third language, so I make mistakes sometimes.  Japanese speakers, if you see a mistake, please tell me!)

And as always, we have the #devilgram rush tag and there’s a full transcript below the cut.

A Camera, Hana Ruri-tan, and You

monSOLO: A nice hobby

Lucifer: Levi’s trouble when he’s angered

stn: As for me, cats and books

LordDiavolo: I’ve heard this song before

#CherryBlossoms #OshiAndOshi(1)

Let’s Go Flower Viewing!

AsmoBaby: A party? A party?

Angeluke: Should I also bring something?

ButlerBarb: Young Master!  Why did you go ahead?!

Lucifer: That much is easy for Diavolo

#FlowerViewing #Magic

Cherry Blossom Decorating a Loved One's Hair

DDSimeon: Is Lucifer having fun?

Mammoney: I sense a get-rich-quick scheme!

Beelzeburger: I sense food!

stn: Let’s get a special harassment ready

#CherryBlossoms #SecretForTwo

Devildom-Style Flower Viewing

Belphie: Bring a pillow for meee

LordDiavolo: It’s a very beautiful flower from the Devildom

Angeluke: I won’t eat it!

BulterBarb: Please have a peaceful time

#FlowerViewing #DevildomFlower

Makeup Transformation!(2)

L3V1: I want my oshi’s eyeshadow

stn: With those makeup supplies you’ll be dolled up and pretty

Mammoney: Ya gonna make money with that skill?

ButlerBarb: You’re very skilled

#Makeup #ThatsOurAsmo

Let’s Play at Home!

Lucifer: What’s wrong, Chihuahua

Belphie: It’s peaceful

Beelzeburger: Looking forward to the souvenirs(3)

DDSimeon: It’s a kind world

#HandCream #Friends

Painting Good Luck Charm

AsmoBaby: Flashy!  Amazing!(4)

LordDiavolo: Will I get one from you too?

L3V1: I want(5) gacha luck!!!(6)

monSOLO: It has a sorcery-related meaning too

#FacePainting #Wish

1. This was in a post before (I think the Devil’s Coast one?), but an oshi is your favorite member of a group/character in a show, etc.  Since it’s made its way into the Anglophone otaku subculture I didn’t translate it further. 2. This one is literally “makeover with makeup” so I did what I could to make it less redundant, and then it turns out it’s the same exact thing as they did in the official localization lmao 3. The localization makes him say “I’ve got the souvenir”, so I think they actually misread 待ってる (matteru - to be waiting) as 持ってる (motteru - to have) 4. He uses すごい (sugoi), which you probably all know by now, but using translations like “cool” or “awesome” sounded un-Asmo and using something like “great” or “wow” sounded almost sarcastic here?  Lol I did my best 5. The verb here can mean “to wish for”, “to demand”, “to seek”, “to request”, “to want”, etc. etc., but I think “want” is the safest here, since I’m think he’s directly asking Barbatos. 6. Wow two in one comment!  What could Levi be saying this time?  It’s not something I know much about, but he uses the verb 求む (motomu), which is actually an archaic form of the modern 求める (motomeru).  From what I know, 二段 (nidan) verbs like that one died out in speech a long time ago, but 求む specifically can still be found in some circumstances like hiring. ＊二段 (nidan) refers to how the different conjugations would split down two (二) vowel paths, as opposed to ichidan, which sticks to one vowel the whole time, and the modern godan which uses all five.  With a few exceptions, most nidan verbs mutated into ichidan verbs over time.

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カメラと花ルリたんとおまえ

monSOLO: 良い趣味だ Lucifer: レヴィを怒らせるとめんどうだぜ stn: 俺で言うと猫と本か LordDiavolo: 聞き覚えのある歌だね ＃桜　＃推しと推し

お花見に行こう！

AsmoBaby: パーティー？パーティー？ Angeluke: ぼくもなにか持っていこうかな ButlerBarb: 坊っちゃま！なぜ先に行かれたのですか！ Lucifer: ディアボロならその程度簡単だろう ＃お花見　＃魔法

恋う人の髪に飾りし桜の花よ

DDSimeon: ルシファーは楽しんでる？ Mammoney: 儲け話の気配！ Beelzeburger: 食べ物の気配！ stn: とっておきの嫌がらせを準備しよう ＃桜　＃2人の秘密

魔界式お花見

Belphie: ぼくの為に枕も持ってきてー LordDiavolo: 魔界ではとても美しい花なんだよ Angeluke: ぼくは食べないからな！ ButlerBarb: のんびりとお過ごしくださいませ ＃お花見　＃魔界の花

メイクで大変身！

L3V1: 推しのアイシャドウとか欲しい stn: メイク用品は飾って綺麗だよな Mammoney: その技術で稼げるんじゃね？ ButlerBarb: お上手ですね ＃メイク　＃さすがアスモ

おうちで遊ぼう！

Lucifer: どうしたチワワ Belphie: 平和だな Beelzeburger: 土産を待ってる DDSimeon: 優しい世界ってやつかな ＃ハンドクリーム　＃友達

ペインティングのおまじない

AsmoBaby: 派手！すごい！ LordDiavolo: 君もやてもらうのかい？ L3V1: ガチャ運求む！！！ monSOLO: 魔術的な意味もあるからね ＃フェイスペインティング　＃願い

知ってる？ワシントンDCが年次桜祭りはかけられる！

wait I don't get what simeon was saying about forever in the last photo ?

Simeon speaks as though he understands that part of Lucifer, because it's exactly what he's been thinking lately too.

also could you explain this too lol^^

Of course! This might be a bit of a ramble so I hope it makes sense.

In those screenshots, we have Past!Lucifer and Current Day!Simeon. Current day Simeon is a (demoted?) Angel, who has spent the last year and a bit in the Devildom, and now the human world. This has allowed him to reconnect with his old brothers again, meet new demons, and of course MC.

Lucifer was slowly becoming unhappy in the Celestial Realm, and him meeting with Diavolo only amplified that. He was intrigued by him, and ultimately agreed with his ideals. The death of his sister was only the final straw, causing him to fall.

Simeon is telling Lucifer that he knows that Lucifer is already considering leaving the Celestial Realm. "I'm guessing you've already begun to feel the doubt creeping into your heart", I think Simeon maybe didn't realize Lucifer was at this point UNTIL just recently. Once Simeon came to the Devildom and everything happened, he probably realized that Lucifer's mind was changing well before Lilith was killed because now that same doubt is creeping into Simeon's heart.

Simeon is also likely thinking that he himself will not be an Angel forever, because ever since the war nothing has been the same for him. Then he meets Diavolo and MC himself and really starts to understand Lucifer's heart a bit more which will eventually draw him to the same conclusion and fate as Luc.

OBEY ME characters as McDonald workers

-I was eating McDonalds and remembered all the edits of people giving the OBEY ME characters McDonald’s hats and mics-

Lucifer

Assistant manager

He’s only called upon to deal with unruly customers; Karens, Richards, and others

Mammon

Fryer

Spends most of his time in the back since he’ll act up too much dealing with customers; and steal from the register

Leviathan

Cashier or drive through window

Absolutely doesn’t want to do it but no one wanted to switch; people would say so he could work on his social skills

Satan

Cashier

Will snap at a customer and when the customer says “you just lost a customer” he’d just smile and say next in line without a care

Asmodeus

Cleaner

Would try flirting with the customers if he’s able to so they make him clean the bathrooms; other workers would have to make sure he doesn’t go to the play area, he’d be there trying to find a milf/dilf/nbilf

Beelzebub

Cleaner

He’s not allowed anywhere near the back or he’ll start snacking on fries, burgers, nuggets, etc.

Belphagor

Assembly line

It’s minimal work most of the time but he can also keep up with rush hour; has gone on lunch break with Beelzebub and gone through the drive through to order

Diavolo

Manager

Brings in doughnuts as well as coffee to every employee since he doesn’t want to be seen as a bad manager, but won’t shy away to fire a employee

Barbotas

Assistant manager

Always helping the other workers if they’re understaffed or if he thinks something needs to be done; doesn’t get paid enough for what he does

Simeon

Cashier

Would know how to talk down a customer if needed and get a apology; but could also vaguely threaten them so they leave

Solomon

Cleaner

Cant be trusted near the food because somehow he’ll mess it up and the customers will complain asking for another order

Felt like crying, so I came to you, my friend! Mc and Mammon went out shopping, specifically to buy gifts for his brothers, as an apology. When they get back home they are met with hostility. They berate Mammon until Mc screams at them to shut up, then rips into each of them for their treatment of Mammon. Then finishes with "Don't expect Mammon to stay here when he can live with me in the humanworld. I'm done with you. Mammon, lets go, you deserve better, love" and leaves w/ Mammon. Thank you!

You came to me because you felt like crying and that gives me two (2) things to think about. 1.) I'm apparently someone who people see as a tissue? 2.) My angst is just THAT good. Also! Apparently today is rain on Mammon day and I'm here for it not me avoiding my exam to write these things

Warning: uh.... Angst?

Soul-Searching (MAMMON X GN!READER ft. THE BROTHERS)

“You know, I’m proud of you for suggesting this.” Truly, you were. Mammon was your favorite and you felt for him, but you also completely understood where his brothers came from. At first, it honestly annoyed you as well; the constant stealing, the lying… You tried blaming it on his avatar, but even then it doesn’t explain the lying that comes with it. However, you do realize that it’s a habit and it’s a habit that is hard to fix, so instead of constantly getting onto him like the rest, you tried to understand him a bit more and give him some life advice. So far, you have managed to get Mammon to give back all the things he has recently taken from his brothers, and some of them even got an apology. You’ll be working on how to properly apologize, though, because oof, that was a mess. 

And now? Now you managed to take a small trip with him downtown to at least attempt to make things better. Mammon is now, or at least today, using his own money to buy some things that his brothers would be fond of: a new vinyl player for Lucifer (non-cursed), a new Ruri-chan t-shirt for Leviathan, a neck pillow for Satan because lord knows he has some cramps back there with the way he leans over and down to read his books. Then some perfume for Asmodeus that he had been swooning about, a gift card to Beel’s favorite restaurant for the glutton, and a heated blanket for Belphie. You were proud, truly, that Mammon wanted to do this. As a matter of fact, he was the one who suggested it. “Maybe… uh.. I could… ya know… buy somethin’ they like” is what he said. You were just excited and agreed to help. 

Now you were going back to the house with a few shopping bags and ice cream almost fully eaten. You paid for the ice cream, as a way to reward Mammon, and you’re sure he’s secretly thanking you for that because some of these items truly did burn a hole into his credit card, which is partially his fault. “Lucifer deserves more than some random vinyl player.” his words, not yours. Also “satan needs one of them neck pillows that massage it, too!” again, his words. So yeah, some money was definitely spent on these items, but… once again, you were proud. “I think they’ll love everything, Mam. They’d be fools if they didn’t.” Hearing you say that made Mammon feel a lot better, honestly, and a small rush of confidence came to the surface “Ya betcha they will! Nothin’ but the best from the Great Mammon!” You just laughed. 

However, upon arrival, it was a different sight. As a matter of fact, you barely made it through the door before Beel was grumbling something about Mammon eating his custard, which is true, but it’s just a custard? “MAAMMMOONNN!!” and then there was Lucifer who appeared so fast you wondered if he was even real. He went on a whole rant about how irresponsible Mammon is and how another bill came in the mail that talks about Mammon’s debt. Satan and Belphegor teamed up to show empty hands, which left both you and Mammon confused, but then “do you see anything here? No? That’s because you sold our belongings, Mammon!” Mammon can be lucky that Leviathan was still holed up in his room because he just remembered that he also, at some point in the past, sold one of Levi’s figures. Asmodeus came last and honestly he wasn’t mad, he was just annoyed. “I saw you go through my things, Mammon. Nothing was taken, but it was still so incredibly rude!” 

Next followed a screaming match which was basically just Mammon trying to defend himself, trying to show the bags and apologize, but none of them would have it. It irritated you. Yes, they had every right to be mad because personal belongings should stay with their owner(s), but at the same time, they didn’t even give Mammon a chance to explain, especially after he’s been holding the bags up and attempting to apologize. “You’re so stupid, Mammon” “StupidMammon” “so irresponsible. You know better than that. Do you need another time out session, Mammon?” “I can’t believe you’d go through my stuff again!” by now your eyes were twitching and the voices echoing off the walls surely didn’t help your case. One more word and you’d snap, surely, especially since Mammon’s hand is now shaking and you grabbing it did nothing at all. “We would be better off without you.”

Ah yes, there it is. The final straw. The amount of anger boiling inside you right now isn’t even manageable anymore and you’re surprised that Satan, as the Avatar of Wrath, has yet to notice it. “Shut up! Shut up, Shut up, Shut up! All of you!” You yanked Mammon behind you, almost protectively and Belphegor found the need to laugh at it. “Really? You’re going to protect him?” Oh, there. That’s your first victim. “Are you really that dense, Belphegor, or is sleep still clouding your brain cells? That is your brother you’re currently making fun of and I don’t know about you, but I was taught that family sticks together, blood related or by choice. So how about you get your head out of dreamland, take this stupid heated blanket that he bought for you, as an apology, and wake up for a second.” yes, you did throw the bag at him and then you pointed your finger at Beel. You’d regret later on that you’re tearing into him as well because Beel means well at the end of the day, but still, he was also part of this. 

“You’re my least worry, Beel. Honestly you’re too caught up in your burgers and brawns to care for a second that your brother tries very hard to be liked by all of you. Sad, really.” you threw the card at him too. As a matter of fact, you threw all of the bags right in front of them. “And then Asmo.. oh my God, first of all, the world doesn’t revolve around you. Shocker, I know. If you were half as empathetic toward your family as you are obsessed with yourself, maybe you wouldn’t feel the need to always go party and drink your life away. Oh, I’m sorry, did that hit just a little too hard? Can’t be harder than the hangovers you wake up with on a regular basis.” You glared at him before turning your attention to Satan. “Honestly, if you weren’t such a baby inside I may actually be scared of you. You always complain about how stupid he is, how he needs to just learn, but you? What do you do all day? You hole yourself up in your room and read about worlds that you wish you could enter. News flash: you’d die before you had the chance to say hello. People don’t like self-proclaimed assholes. Mammon IS smart. He’s very talented, too, but you’re too far up in Shakespeare’s ass that you fail to realize that everyone has knowledge in different fields of life. Give me a break.” 

Satan was about to retort but you already moved on to Levi. “and you! Let’s be honest, if it weren’t for you wallowing in self-pity and fake depression, you would have absolutely no personality traits. What are you again? The Avatar of Envy? How about instead of being envious of others’ accomplishments, you actually start working on yourself. It’s truly pathetic that a couple millenia old demon’s only purpose in life is ramen and self inflicted emotional pain. Seriously, what are you? A pitiful loner? I can’t even begin to empathize with you in any way, shape, or form.” Your blood was boiling right now and maybe if they hadn’t attacked Mammon like they did, you would’ve felt bad about Levi’s sad face right now, but there was still one person left to deal with.”

“And you… beautiful, responsible, way-too-good-for-you older brother, Lucifer.” He’s been glaring at you this whole time, arms crossed over his chest but you stood your ground. You’re not quite sure how you managed, but you did. “You call yourself the best, the most responsible. You constantly say this family would fall apart without you, but that’s not it, is it? I think you’re just lonely. You force these six to be by you, to respect you and borderline worship you. Not because you deserve it…” you chuckled, shaking your head, “no. You’re just so sad that Daddy and Michael left you, mocked you, that you turned your sadness into anger and took it out on these six, but especially Mammon. Why? Because you see yourself in him. You call him your favorite brother, but it’s not because he actually is… he just reminds you of everything you used to be: fun, reckless, and feeling. Now you’re just cold, mean, and bitter. Don’t bother calling yourself the mighty first because without him you would be neither. Maybe if you pulled that stick out of your arse and actually tried to get to know your brothers, maybe you wouldn’t be so lonely all the time. Family, right? That’s what you want. How about you start acting like one.” 

You shook your head after that, grabbing Mammon’s hand and kicking the bags in front of you before dragging Mammon back out the door. “Those are for you, by the way. Not that you deserve them, but they’re Mammon’s way of apologizing for all the things you accused him of the minute he set foot into the house. Have fun. We’re going to the castle and, if we’re lucky, to a real home.” 

 “grip” ( lucifer! )

Grip My Muse’s Jaw || accepting

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     Lucifer had called him to his office suddenly, a brief text with no further explanation. That alone was a bit unusual. At first, Craig didn’t know what he could need--  After all, Lucifer seemed to only summon people to his office when they were in for some sort of punishment or lecture... Or both, more often than not. Was he in trouble? What could he have possibly done now? 

     This is what he wracked his brain trying to figure out as he made his way to his destination. Lucifer’s messages were rather curt, so they didn’t do much to potentially give away his mood. Craig couldn’t help but wonder if that was intentional, if he was purposefully trying to conceal his true intentions. He was probably overthinking it, but at the same time, he wouldn’t exactly put it past him either. Demons just loved their mind games. 

“ Uh, Lucifer? I’m here-- ”

     He was accosted as soon as he stepped through the door, back hitting the nearby wall roughly as Lucifer’s leather-clad fingers grasped his chin in a vice grip. Dark red eyes seem to scan Craig’s visage, though exactly what he could have been looking for was a mystery to him. A guilty conscience? Fear? Or something... Different.

“ Um... A- am I in trouble, or..? ”

     He didn’t want to lean too far in either direction just yet. Jumping to the wrong conclusion could have disastrous consequences, after all.  

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HERE are the Obey Me! boys on a couch (based off of this post) with a sprinkle of my own artistic liberties 😌

Original base is from here I believe

Lucifer trying to save his kid from the Celestial Realm while Michael is tired and trying to return this sassy kidnaped child.

Bold of you to assume Lucifer would even learn about his kid being kidnapped before MC makes Michael so pissed he yeets them back into the Devildom

Lucifer: I don’t give a damn about what Michael wants! I’m going up there and I’m going to tear the Celestial Realm apart until-

MC falls through the ceiling

Everyone: ...

MC: Ow... my back...

Lucifer: MC! I thought you were- are you okay?!

Mammon (on the floor): Don’t worry... My ribcage broke their fall...

MC: Oh yea- I’m fine. I pissed Michael off so much he let me leave. So much for that. Anyway~ can we order pizza?

Lucifer : your existence confuses me human

MC or y/n : how so?

Lucifer : you constantly annoy me and sometimes I want to kill you, but then sometimes I can't stand the thought of anything bad happening to you ever.

Some luci sketches cause I wanted to practice expressions

*MC and Lucifer angry at each other*

Lucifer : go on. insult me and I'll easily deflect it

MC or y/n : you definitely weren't hugged enough as a child

Lucifer *near tears* : that's a bit low don't you think...

Could u do hcs about a date night with each of the brothers? Doesn't have to be much (and if u don't wanna do all of them at once then maybe lucifer and asmo?) :)

They're all a bit on the shorter side and sometimes my brain stopped working when I thought about the possible dates 😅

I still hope you like what my lil goldfish brain came up with in the end 😊

Date nights with the brothers

Lucifer

When this man plans a date, don't expect anything "ordinary".

He can and will take you someplace fancy. Be it some stupid expensive restaurant or some super cliché romantic place in the human realm.

But he'll definitely make sure at all times that you're enjoying what he planned for you.

And just because he's not big on PDA, don't think he won't touch you. He's gonna hold your hand as much as he can.

If you want to tickle some more affection out of him in public, tell him how much you enjoy the date. Just giving his pride a little boost

Mammon

Funfair time!

Expect to get dragged from booth to booth, especially when there's a chance of winning something.

Will do his best to try and impress you by winning stuff. And when he does, he will give whatever stuffed animal he won to you. Thank him and maybe boost his ego a bit by telling him how well he did. It's gonna make his day. He also won't say no to a kiss as a thank you.

"Did ya really think THE great Mammon would lose? Tell me what you want and I'll get it for ya!"

In case you should win something and give it to him, you will be able to see him turn all shades of red. And he'll cherish that present forever.

He'll melt when you offer to share your food with him.

When you walk around, he'll constantly hold your hand. Claiming that it's so you won't get lost. But he just really wants to be close to you.

Leviathan

Since he's not big on going outside, he'll prepare his room for a gaming and anime night.

Will make sure to have your favorite snacks there. And he might even put a blanket on your beanbag, in case you should get cold.

He'll let you pick the anime and/or game and, if you want, you can even be player one. That's how important that date is to him!

If you want any form of physical contact, you'll have to be the one to initiate it. But please go slow, unless you want the poor guy to faint.

Maybe start by bumping your leg against his, leaning into his side, resting your head on his shoulder...

If you're lucky and he won't combust on the spot, you'll get to cuddle with him by the time you move on to watching animes.

Satan

First he's going to take you to a nice museum to look at art. Telling you whatever he knows about the pieces he's read about before.

And he definitely won't say no to holding your hand or wrapping an arm around you, if you'd like him to do that. Might also ask first to hold your hand.

Afterwards he'll take you to a nice café. Either your favorite, trying a new one with you or, if your up for it, to a cat café.

Either way, he'll use that time wisely to have uninterrupted time with you and just enjoy your presence and thoughts on whatever the topic of your conversation might be.

Asmodeus

If he wants to have a date where he doesn't feel like sharing, he'll suggest a self-care night.

That way you can pamper each other and he'll update you on the latest gossip.

Of course he'll also make shameless use of how close you'll be for some things to smother you in kisses. Or he'll pull you into his lap. Simply because he wants to.

Might talk you into doing a little fashion show with him, including letting him do your makeup, and taking pictures of both your outfits for devilgram. The cute date has to get documented!

The night will definitely end with a shit ton of cuddles, because there's no way he'll voluntarily let you go.

Beelzebub

Picnic date.

With preparing the food together, being all adorable with feeding each other, every now and then.

He'd even do his best not to eat everything immediately, because he wants you two to have a nice date after all.

He'll insist on carrying everything, while still making sure to have one hand free, so he can hold yours.

You're getting cold at some point? Don't worry, you can have his jacket. Still cold? He'll pull you into his lap, arms wrapped around you to keep you warm.

When he does that and you decide to feed him so he won't have to let go of you, he'll turn into a happy, blushy puppy. Occasionally pressing kisses to your fingertips.

You're too tired to walk back, because you ate too much? He's got you. Just climb on his back and he'll happily carry you back home.

Belphegor

He's gonna ask you to help him gather all the blankets and pillows you two can get your hands on to turn the attic into one, big pillow fort.

Making it as cozy as possible, so you can hide from the world together for however long you want to.

If you want to make him extra happy, bring one of those star constellation lamps into the fort. Turning it into your own, personal planetarium with the colorful projections.

That way you can cuddle up nicely and fall asleep together while looking at stars.

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YAYAY THERE OPEN!!! Okay so can I ask for Mammon angst with the brothers reactions to Mammon breaking from their comments

I looked through all 14 beadcanon masterlists because I couldve sworn I already did this. Turns out I only ever did this in fics.

Warning: angst? Maybe? Depends on your definition of angst. 

THE BROTHERS reacting to Mammon breaking from their comments

Lucifer:

Never would he have thought that Mammon would actually break. Sure, Mammon would give him the usual whine spiel of “I didn’t do it!” “Lucifer, please!” while screams echoed off of his walls, but never had Mammon actually… broken. Granted, Lucifer is more of a physical “I’ll show you!” type rather than a verbal fighter, and Mammon would usually take those like a champ. But him breaking from words? It’s unusual, to say the least. Of course he’d tell the rest of his brothers to stop immediately while he goes and takes care of Mammon. He is his favorite, after all. No direct verbal apology will come from him, but he will sit there and listen and then do a few of Mammon’s favorite things. That’s his way of apologizing. 

Mammon:

Usually he’d suck it up and just take it, maybe pout in his room later, but when he has someone to impress? Aka MC? How is he supposed to keep cool? The words always got to him and damn, he KNOWS he’s not the brightest star in the sky, okay?! Not everyone can be as smart as Satan, c’mon! But at the same time… it’s so, so exhausting and hurtful to constantly hear it. Yes, he knows there’s things he needs to fix, but habits are so hard to break. Having everyone around him yell instead of helping him isn’t doing any good, either. Of course he would break… At this point, it was just a matter of time.

Leviathan:

He doesn’t hate Mammon, far from it actually, but he wouldn’t consider him his favorite brother, either. Seeing Mammon break would, however, bring a lot of guilt to light and he suddenly finds himself sad along with the 2nd eldest. Yes, he knows that he doesn’t have a right to feel sad over this, but it’s hard because it just reinstates that he truly is nothing more than useless and stupid. Maybe even more stupid than Mammon. He wouldn’t outright go to Mammon to apologize, either, and only when he has had enough of his self-wallowing pitiness would he go and seek out his second oldest brother, mumbling an apology and inviting Mammon to hang with him. Maybe, just maybe, he would even let Mammon win at a few games. 

Satan:

His first reaction to Mammon breaking is… laughter. As a matter of fact, he and Belphie would most likely be the ones who add tears to the already streaming waterfall. It’s only hours later when he realizes that Mammon was truly, really breaking when he makes an effort to reconcile. Then the guilt hits him like a ton of bricks and honestly… if it weren’t for Mammon, he wouldn’t have half the thirst for knowledge he has today. Satan always told himself that being smart, being intelligent, was a necessity, but truthfully he just feared being played, especially being played by someone like Mammon. The second eldest does have issues that need to be fixed, no doubt about that, but they shouldn’t have taken it this far. He does go and apologize, even going as far as to planning a brotherly make-up dinner where Mammon gets to choose, but he knows Mammon would take advantage if he was shown too much kindness, so that’s where it stops. 

Asmodeus:

Truthfully, he tries to steer away from Mammon as much as possible, unless it benefits him in some way, shape, or form. Parties? Modeling? Mammon is the best one to go to for that, but actual, deep conversations that make one pour their heart out? Not really. Still, he does feel extremely bad that it has come to this point. They’re brothers, after all, and the last thing he wants is for Mammon to do something truly dumb. He does give a verbal apology and he even pampers Mammon for a die, offering an open ear and his shoulder, if he so wishes to use it. 

Beelzebub:

He’s one of the lesser culprits. Sure he has said his fair share of things, but more often than not, besides Lucifer, Mammon usually would come to him if anything was up. Crazy, right? To now be part of this endless batter, makes Beel quite sad. After all, he’s the one who would like for all of his brothers to get along and for them to be a real family. He wishes they were closer, although they’re already extremely close. Less of the fights… less of the accusations… more love. So he also verbally apologizes to Mammon and offers to listen. Hell, he even shares his favorite snacks with the guy, but he’s also the one giving Mammon a reality check. Some things he does deserve and as long as everyone’s on the same page and actively working toward a better future, Beel doesn’t see any problems

Belphegor: 

Like mentioned before, him and Satan are most likely to continue the mocking and teasing long after the guy breaks down. In all honesty, Belphie feels little to no remorse at first and, if anything, thinks Mammon has no damn spine to be reacting that way. He’s also most likely to be the one that says “if Mammon wasn’t so stupid to begin with….” and it’s not until Beel gives him a scolding that he realizes what he said is unacceptable. He doesn’t even hate Mammon. He hates Mammon’s constant lying and idiocy. Much like Lucifer, he can’t bring himself to verbalize this apology, though, and he instead just tries to forget it while also doing small acts of kindness for the demon. By small he means he transferred some money onto Goldie. You’re welcome. 

Alright hear me out, Michael has attempted to kidnap lucifer's kid. Like Luke probably accidentally mention mc to Michael, and because mc knows little to nothing about being half demon, it's really easy to kidnap them. Angry lucifer.

Anon your mind- I was just thinking about something like this-

I have full faith that MC could beat the ever loving crap out of a lesser demon in a fight, but I highly doubt they could fight a full grown angel... let alone Michael.

But watch Michael appear back in the Celestial Realm covered in bruises, scratches and bite marks from MC trying their damndest to beat the shit out him. Of course once MC calms down (and is not able to try and tear out anyone’s throat) I’m sure their goal is to sass every angel they find into oblivion.

MC: Tsk.

Michael: It’s nice to formally meet you, MC.

MC: Fuck you.

Michael: I’d watch your mouth if I were you.

MC (looking down at their lips): Fuck you.

Michael: Okay listen up you little-

MC: No, you listen up! There are easier ways to get me to the Celestial Realm to have a playdate with Luke that doesn’t involve a “skrrr! Get in the van!” approach!

Michael: You’re not here to hang out with Luke!

MC: Then send me home, you inconvenient fire drill!

But yes... if everyone thought Lucifer was mad when Belphie hurt MC in Lesson 16 then boy howdy... I think it would take the combined forces of God, The Demon King, AND Diavolo to stop Lucifer from carving a bloody murder canyon through the Celestial Realm. Then again, why would Diavolo want to stop Lucifer from wrecking the shit of those who kidnapped his step-kid.

hi! i'd like to request vampire! diavolo and lucifer like with fangs and blood on their lips!

(requests are open)

thinking about chaotic dumbass! reader x demon brothers

imagine asking lucifer if holy water affects him in his different forms, and attempting to experiment when he refuses to indulge you. one time, you got seriously hurt but didn’t do anything about it, so lucifer assigned belphie to care for you as you go delirious from the blood loss. you never said his name right, and he ended up sleeping on top of you so that you wouldn’t be able to get up and terrorize the dorms. beel told you once that the old paintings in the hallway tasted good, which prompted you to chomp on one of them, and satan had to pull you away to check your mouth for splinters. asmo invites you regularly to sleep in his room, and the one time you accept his invite, the first thing you do is slap his ass when he opens the door naked (he definitely enjoyed that). you go on shopping sprees with mammon on the reg, which gets you scolded by lucifer every single time. he threatens to confiscate and freeze goldie, so you and mammon put it in the freezer because you “can’t freeze what’s already frozen.” leviathan keeps you up binge-watching different shows with him, and when lucifer finds out that you’re not sleeping, you and levi snooze right after dinner and wake up at two in the morning just to marathon. you’re both wearing your hoodies with the zipper up, the hoods on, and the strings pulled tight, and you’re both cocooned in blankets.

brothers as youtube titles

beel & belphie

mammon

asmo

levi

lucifer

satan

MC: Have I ever told you you’re a really nice person?

Lucifer: No.

MC: Good.

Lucifer: Michael, Raphael.

Michael: Hello Lucifer.

Raphael: You’ve aged.