#obey me lucifer
"I Kid You Not" event expectation :
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Lucifer + working himself sick? Like he has a lot more stuff to do than normal and has been feeling progressively worse in the meantime yet he doesn't tell anyone and no one notices until he passes out somewhere
Yes, yes, yes! An amazing prompt, Anon!
TW: Mild Blood Mention
The dinner party all take stares at the empty chair. They all hardly speak about it, but it’s clear they’re all thinking the same thing. Lucifer’s gone again.
And, of course, it’s fair to note that there are plenty of times that they’re not all together at the table. Seven- well, eight with your presence- busy lives often means one or two empty spots at the table. It’s not a rare occurrence. But it was the context. The knowledge that this was the third dinner in a row where the eldest was a no-show. Tonight had been his night to cook…but everyone figured he’d be gone, and so surprisingly enough, Satan worked to cover making food for everyone.
It bothered you, and to a degree, you noticed it bothered the brothers, but they all had the same thing to say. “This happens every once and a while. Just ignore it. He’ll be back.” Then like they said, he was back, a few days later. Every spot at dinner was full, and everything seemed fine. The demon of Pride had worked very well to hide how hard he had run his body ragged.
“It’s been made aware to me that I missed my kitchen duty this week. So, then let me do the dishes tonight,” he announced as soon as plates were clean and spirits were full. No one was opposed to that idea. It was encouraged, really, and demonic eyes glinted with mild glee at seeing the eldest just a bit humbled.
But all those emotions turned to panic when, after Lucifer had taken all the dishes, there was a loud echo of shattered glass coming from the kitchen. Everyone ran, only to find Lucifer’s body on the ground, surrounded by broken plates, some shards dotted in blood. You wanted to run, to scream in panic, but Beel quickly picked you up and pulled you back to keep you from being trampled by his brothers who had the same desire as you did.
That’s why you were all here, each of you, sitting in his room, watching Lucifer’s chest rise and fall painfully.
“We should’ve checked on him...” Asmo whispered.
“Do you think that would’ve changed anything?” Satan scowled. “He would’ve told you he was fine anyway...stubborn bas-”
“Hey.” Beel made sure to interrupt Satan before he finished. Satan lowered his head.
Levi decided to try to break the tension, looking up between his phone game he was trying to distract himself with. “H-how’s the cut look?”
Mammon, pacing beside Lucifer’s bed, leaned over his brother to check. “Healin’...”
“I’m surprised he hasn’t woken up yet...” Belphie yawned. “He’s usually such a light sleeper.”
“We should let him sleep...” Someone spoke up. A chorus of emotionless agreements answered. Slowly, each of the sins stood, working towards the exit, but you couldn’t find it in yourself to move.
Your name was called. “Are you coming?” Belphie asked, the last one out the door.
Thinking it over, you eventually shook your head. “I...I’m going to stay. Just in case.”
The demon of sloth looked at you...then at his brother, and then nodded. “I think that’s a good idea. Tell us if you need anything.” The door was shut.
A few minutes later, you stood up, coming near the side of the mattress. You’d hardly ever seen Lucifer like this...Lips slightly parted to push out wheezing breaths. Cheeks painted red with fever. His brows were slightly raised, as if he was shocked at his own state of being. And of course, the bandage covering his jawline from when he cut himself on broken glass...
“Why...” You frowned, almost feeling the back of your throat burn, like you were about to cry. “Why wouldn’t you tell us you were feeling so sick? We could’ve helped you...I could’ve helped you...” You took a deep breath, trying to chase away the tears that threatened to form. “You’re stupid,” you scolded. “For always looking out for us so much, but not doing anything for yourself.” You were so busy ranting, you missed the detail of his mouth closing, his face relaxing. “I can’t believe you had to pass out to even get yourself to rest...You’re an idiot...An absolute moron...”
“...not exactly...an encouraging...message...to wake up to...”
You blinked, looking down to see that Lucifer had slowly cracked an eye open. “You’re awake...”
“Hard not to...when...I’m being yelled at...” It sounded like he was finding it hard to speak, every set of words spoken slowly, quietly. He closed his eyes all the way again. He could hardly move, apparently.
“You would’ve scolded me just the same if I were in your shoes...” But you were so glad to see some sort of progression with him. You touched his forehead, causing him to hum a bit.
Now you almost felt guilty...but you stuck to what you said. “Next time...will you please tell me what you’re really feeling? So...I don’t have to worry about seeing you like that ever again...”
“I...blacked out?” He asked, his brows furling. “Right...”
“You had us so worried...”
He smirked a little at that. “Us?”
You scoffed a bit. “Of course all of us. Don’t take this time to be cheeky. You were totally unresponsive, and bleeding. Had all of us scared half to death. All because your ego wouldn’t let you take a break!”
He went a bit silent, and for a moment you had to wonder if he went back to sleep. Then he just muttered, “I’m sorry.”
“You should be...” You looked down at your feet, and then bravely cupped Lucifer’s face with both hands, touching your forehead to his. “I don’t want to lose you...So if you won’t take care of yourself...I will. So promise me...promise me you wont overwork yourself this hard again...please...”
He struggled, but gathered enough energy to open his eyes, staring softly at you. “I...promise...”
Smiling, you wrapped your arms around his neck. “Thank you...now go back to sleep...I’ll be here when you wake up...”
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*This is completely self-indulgent as I officially have to wear glasses now and got my first pair today, but I figured to give you guys some content in between me being stuck on the two stupid drafts that I'm writing, I'd give you this I guess this is a series of shorts?? Either way, enjoy! -B*
Summary: It's the night before the first major test of the RAD school year, and MC has been holed up in their room all day. The brothers are concerned and go to check in on them, but they notice something different - MC is wearing glasses
CW: Asmo being Asmo. His bit is a little suggestive at times
Although he'll never admit it, Lucifer was really concerned when you had disappeared for the entire day.
He was so used to hearing you laughing amongst his brothers, or pestering him in his office, or even just lounging in the living room that your absence had left him feeling like something was wrong.
Using the excuse of bringing you food to prevent you from starving, he comes to your room and knocks once before entering.
"MC, I know your studying, but do try not to forget that you...need..."
He's cut off mid-snark as he saw you staring back at him behind a pair of framed lenses.
His heart stuttered in his chest and Lucifer Morningstar is left speechless.
Your hair was a mess from the countless times you had run your hands through it. There were bags of exhaustion under your eyes, and there was a hand-shaped mark on your face from where you had been leaning into your palm.
But with those glasses, you looked studious and sharp.
If the eye-wear added this much to your beauty when you were clearly sleep-deprived as you were, he couldn't help but imagine how you might look dressed up in business wear with them.
He snapped his head up, as you caught his focus one more, and noticed, with a frown, how you had removed your glasses.
"Did you come here for something?"
Lucifer walked over to your desk and set down the plate in front of you. "I was ensuring that you actually ate some food between all the reading you're doing." He picked up your glasses and casually inspected them (although mentally he was taking note of the style so that he could buy you more). "I was unaware that you wear glasses, MC."
You rolled your eyes and took a bite from the food in front of you. "That's because I don't need to wear them all the time. Just when I'm doing activities that can strain my eyes."
Lucifer hummed and looked closely at you. You rose an eyebrow at the demon, questioning his odd behaviour. Before you could say anything, he leaned forward and gently slid the frames onto your face.
You felt your cheeks heat up as his eyes remained locked on yours, and a sly smile graced his lips. "You should wear them more often," he whispered softly. "You look lovely in them."
Mammon sighed heavily as he sat upside down on his bed.
He was bored. You had locked yourself up in your room all day for that stupid test and had kicked him out since apparently he was "distracting" and "prevented you from getting any work down."
Well, fuck that! He wanted to spend time with you, damn it!
Mammon marched down the hall and banged on the door once before throwing open the door. "Yo human! Studyin' time is over! It's Mammon ti-...time..."
He trailed off for a moment as he noticed you glaring heatedly at him. However, it wasn't the glare that made him surprised. No. It was the fact that the glare was being filtered through a pair of glasses that he had never seen before on your face.
"When the fuck did you start wearin' glasses?!" He screeched and marched over to you, grabbing your cheeks to pull you closer and get a better look.
You let out a noise of frustration and swatted his hands away. "Mammon quit it! I'm trying to study!"
Surprisingly, he pulled back his hands, but he remained barely an inch away from you. "I didn't ask if you were studyin'! I asked about the glasses!"
You felt yourself blush and pulled your face away. "I've always had glasses. I just don't always wear them. That's all. Wh-Why does it matter?"
Mammon opened his mouth to give a retort, before snapping his jaw back shut. His face grew rapidly warm as he scratched the back of his neck. "I-I was just wonderin'! You've been down here for what? 3 months now? And I ain't ever seen you wear them."
You averted your eyes from the clearly flustered demon and nervously played with your hands. "Yeah, well, I didn't really want any of you to see me in them. I look pretty silly and-"
"What the fuck are you talkin' about? You're adorable!!" Mammon shouted before slapping a hand over his blushing face. The two of you stared at each other with wide eyes full of shock. "I-I mean, glasses are cool, ya know? I wear glasses all the time! And if the Great Mammon knows anythin', it's style! So, of course, you look cute- I mean good- I mean gorgeous- I-I mean GAH!" Mammon turned around and stormed out of the room.
A couple days later, you found a pair of tinted glasses, identical to the ones Mammon wears, in your prescription sitting by your door.
Levi groaned as he looked at the books in front of him.
He wasn't the most studious of his brothers, and this test was draining the life out of him. He wanted nothing more than to curl up with you and watch anime, but because of this stupid test you were both holed up in your respective rooms studying.
Leviathan let out a huff as he laid his head on his desk and glanced over at his manga collection. His gaze paused on the side of a particular school manga with the two main characters studying on the cover.
Levi shot out of his seat in realization, "I can just go study with them!!!"
Levi quickly gathered all his textbooks and went straight to your room. He knocked on the door and nervously waited for you to answer.
As the door swung open, Levi's jaw dropped and his books went scattering across the floor.
Glasses. You were wearing glasses. Glasses that made your eyes look slightly bigger and just overall made you so freaking cute. Oh goodness. He didn't know that you could pull off the cool, studious type so well. You were just so cute!
"Oh shoot, Levi! Your books!" You bent down and quickly began to gather them for him. It was just like a scene from an anime!
"S-So kawaii," the otaku muttered, as he tried to hide his red face behind his arm.
The reddening got worse as you looked up at him and tilted your head. "What was that, Levi?"
He frantically waved his hands took his books back from you, "N-NOTHING! Just, um, I-I was wondering if we could study together? I'm not having much luck on my own, a-a-and you look smart, especially with your new glasses, which look amazing, and I-I thought maybe..."
You smiled softly at the otaku's mumbling and grabbed his hand. "Of course, Levi! I'd love to study with you!"
As you pulled him into your room to sit at your desk, Levi blushed and followed behind you, mentally thinking of the number of glasses-wearing cosplays he could get you to try.
Satan took a sip of his tea as you sat down at the library table beside him.
Test season had always been a favourite of his for a number of reasons, but this year, those reasons could all be narrowed down to one big one: he got to spend more time alone with you.
It made him more grateful than ever that his brothers were morons and that he was the only dependable demon in the house that you could study with.
He had constructed an easy-to-follow study guide for the two of you that would guarantee both your success for this test. You'd get good grades and avoid Lucifer's wrath, and he'd get to spend time with you. It was a win-win.
He flipped through a textbook to find the subject of the test. "Alright. We should get started if we're going to stick to the plan. Now, how comfortable are you with..." he stopped short as he looked up and saw you staring at him with a pair of glasses on your face.
He had never seen you were glasses before. He couldn't help but think that now that he had, he never wanted to see you without them again. You look so stunning and elegant with them on. He absolutely loved it.
Of course, he couldn't just tell you that though.
Instead, Satan tilted his head and smirked. "You are aware that just because you're wearing glasses, it won't make you any smarter?"
You gasped in mock offence and lightly hit his arm as Satan laughed. "I'll have you know these are prescribed! I have to wear them when I'm doing any strenuous activities."
Satan flashed a roguish smile and went back to flipping through his book. "Pity. I'd rather like to see you wear them more often. You look wonderful," before you even got the chance to respond or acknowledge the light blush on his cheeks, Satan cleared his throat. "Now, on page 364, you'll see..."
Asmodeus hummed to himself as he walked towards your room with a basket full of facemasks and nail polish in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other.
You had been tucked away in your little room all day studying, and he just knew that you needed a break. That's where he came in of course, offering you all the love and self-care you could ever desire.
Asmodeus joyfully knocked on your door before slipping inside. "MC dear, I've come to free you from your..." he inhaled sharply at the sight before him.
You were laying on your stomach, kicking your legs behind you as you read whatever book you were studying from, dressed in an adorably oversized sweatshirt. That alone would've been enough to make him squeal.
But you were also wearing glasses.
Asmo shrieked as he jumped onto the bed with you and tackled you.
You let out a yelp as the two of you tumbled to the floor. "Wha- Asmo! Get off!"
Asmodeus giggled and sat up beside you. "Sorry, darling! I couldn't help it! You look so cute with your little glasses. AH! It's delightful," his eyes sparkled with intrigue and pleasure. "Sexy even," he purred as he leaned in close.
You chuckled and pushed Asmodeus away as you stood up. "I'm just studying. The glasses are so I can read without getting a headache."
The demon hummed as he walked back over to the door to regather his supplies. "Well, have you ever considered buying some for accessories? I have a pair or two that would look gorgeous on you. It'd be a shame if the only person who ever got to see how scrumptious you look with glasses was your books," he smirked knowingly as he turned around and saw you flustered.
Asmo grinned and held the basket and wine bottle. "Now enough with the studying. It's time for a break. So sit back and relax, and let me take care of you."
You raised an eyebrow at him, and damn that glare was more effective from behind a pair of lenses. "Asmo," you warned, causing the demon to shiver.
Asmo pouted and gestured to the basket. "Self-care of course. Gee, MC, why must you think such filthy things."
Beel made his way towards your room with his arms full of snacks.
He was proud of you for taking your test so seriously and really putting in the work to do your best, but he was also worried. He had barely seen you come out of your room even once today, and that meant that you probably hadn't eaten enough.
Seeing as you were always carrying around snacks for him, he figured it was time that he returned the favour.
He frowned as he got to your door and realized that he had no hands to knock with. He tried rearranging the food in his arms but nearly dropped the entire load. Beel huffed and stared at the door for a couple seconds before leaning forward and butting it with his head several times.
He heard a groan and some shuffling on the other side before the door opened.
His eyes widened as you stood before him, yawning as you rubbed your eyes underneath your glasses - yes, glasses.
You were always small in comparison to Beel, but now with the glasses, there was something about it that made you look even more delicate.
"Cute," Beel said as he looked down at you.
Your face instantly flushed as you blinked up at him. "H-Huh?"
Beel smiled softly and felt his fingers twitch with the urge to ruffle your hair. "Your glasses. They look very cute," he explained honestly.
You squeaked and quickly took them off, too embarrassed by Beel's forward compliment. "Th-Thanks Beel. They're um, they're just for studying."
The urge to ruffle your hair, or pat your shoulder, or even simply touch you grew stronger, but Beel's hands were still full. So, much like with the door, Beelzebub thought of an alternative.
He leaned down and gently kissed the top of your head. His warm gaze met yours as he gently whispered, "You always look pretty, but with them on, you look even prettier," and then, as though he hadn't just stolen your heart, he grinned and held out the food. "I brought snacks."
Belphie had been wandering around the house late at night in yet another round of restlessness.
He had just walked past your door when he noticed your bedroom light was still on. Belphegor tsked and began making his way over. It was bad enough that he wasn't getting any sleep. He didn't need you picking up on his awful sleep habits just because of some boring test.
Without bothering to knock, Belphie opened your bedroom door. He opened his mouth to tease you but found his words catching in his throat.
You weren't awake after all.
You were passed out on your desk, face smooshed up against an open book with a pair of glasses sitting uncomfortably askew on your nose.
Belphie felt his cold heart melt at the sight.
He let out a deep chuckle and walked over to you. He carefully removed the glasses from your face and snorted at the red lines that had been left in their wake. He pressed gentle kisses to the marks before scooping you up in his arms and carrying you over to your bed.
"Silly MC," he whispered as he draped your blankets over you. "Everyone knows that you're not supposed to sleep with glasses on," he smiled tenderly at your sleeping form as he brushed a few hairs from your forehead. "No matter how cute they may make you."
*And that's that! I hope you enjoyed this cute little thing I just threw together! Sorry I haven't been able to write as much lately. School and work have just been insane and I honestly don't think the workload is gonna get any lighter. Thank you for your patience and your support!*
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Mc: What’s the wifi password?
Diavolo: “Will you marry me”.
Lucifer: Hey! Are you hitting on my Mc?
Diavolo: No, that’s the wifi password.
Diavolo: Of course, if Mc is willing, I wouldn’t mind.
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ALL CHARACTERS' REACTION TO MC WHO LIKES TO POKE THEM
Genre: Fluff with some crack
This can be deemed as romantic or platonic [except for Luke's part. His part is strictly platonic]
He's not having it when he's busy.
Will frown and glare at you if you keep poking.
You think I'm scared of you, Mr. Pridy McPrideface?
Just keep poking him, but make sure you poke him with longer intervals. Probably around 5 minutes before another poke?
That's his reaction if he's busy though, but do it again when you two are cuddling.
"Beep!" you poked his cheek softly.
Lucifer will only look at you with wide eyes before cracking a smile.
"Why are you always so cute?"
Might give a kiss or two on your hand if he's in the mood.
His pride does not permit him to poke you back so you just have to keep being the one who pokes him.
Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks. But in some rare occasions, you can see him blushing when you booped his nose.
Confused at first, but lets you be.
If ya wanna keep touchin' the Great Mammon, who's him to stop ya? secretly likes it
Understands that you poke him to get his attention.
One time, he was rambling on and on about his gambling adventure. But once he felt a gentle poke on his arm, he stopped talking and paid attention to you.
Since you used this method on him, he'll use it to grab your attention too.
Please expect yourself to be poked a lot because Mammon doesn't like it if you're not paying attention to him.
"Hey! Pay attention to me!" Mammon poked you several times on your cheek.
Please give him his well deserved attention along with some headpats to soothe your first demon.
Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks and arms. Boop his nose too, he likes it very much.
Very surprised when you first poked his arm.
The sudden contact between your finger and his flesh made him blushed for about 10 minutes.
Please give him some space and time to calm down.
If you want to keep poking though, you need to announce it first so he didn't scare himself.
"Levi, I'm gonna poke you on your cheek. Meep!"
Waaahhhh!!!! Why are you so cute?! THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT 'I Was Reincarnated To A Rock Kingdom Where My Job As The Babysitter Is To Poke The Rocks On The Garden But Then A Handsome Knight Came To Me And Said That I've Been Poking Them The Wrong Way And Now I Won't Be Paid By The Royals! What Should I Do? Please Help Me!' LIGHT NOVEL HE READ LAST NIGHT!
Secretly wants to poke you back but is very scared.
But with enough time and courage, you'll find yourself getting poked by him too.
When that time comes, please give him your best smile and some head pats as a 'Good Job Well Done!'
Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks
Really doesn't mind at all.
You're poking him while he's reading? Okay, glad you're enjoy yourself, MC
You're poking him while he's playing with cats? Aww, you want attention too? Maybe later, after he's done playing with the cats.
You're poking him while he's eating? Umm... Okay...?
"Kitten, I'm glad you find it comfortable being with me, but I'm eating right now. So, maybe later?"
If you decide to poke him while meowing (because that's what I do to my friends), you'll find him blushing and demanding more pokes because he wants to hear you meows.
If he's in a good mood, he'll poke you back as a sign of affection.
Overall, the best reaction in three realms. Tantan husband material
Favourite place to be poked: Arms
Actually likes it a lot.
His love language is physical touch and having you poke him gives him the message that you're comfortable around him.
Will poke you back immediately.
"Do you like touching me that much, Darling?" he poked you on your cheeks.
Might turn into a cuddling session, if you agree.
You can poke him anytime you want. He'll gladly accept it.
Except, maybe when he's applying his makeup or styling his hair.
Then, he'll get pissed off.
Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks, arms, hands, palms. Boop his nose too, he thrives on it.
Doesn't mind 2.0
Will smile after you poked him.
Glad you're feeling comfortable around him.
Actually wants to poke you back but Belphie warns him not too.
With his strength, he might accidentally stab you with his finger.
And the poor guy do not want that.
But regardless, he will show his appreciation everytime you poked him.
"Beep!" you ran towards him and poked his arms instinctively.
"Good morning, MC! Want some sandwich?"
If he's in a good mood, he'll give you a hug as a reply.
Favourite place to be poked: Arms and cheeks (if you can reach them, at least)
Hated it at first.
You're disturbing his sleep and for what, exactly?
But grows to like it very much.
Seeing your smile after you poked him makes him feel all tingly and warm on the inside.
Will not poke you back unless necessary.
"Hey. Hey MC. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, listen to me. Hey MC hey." This demon surely knows how to play his card well.
"What is it, Belphie?"
"Nothing, just want to say that you look great focusing on your studies like this." He gave you a cheeky smile before lying back down to continue his nap.
Maybe not so necessary...
But hey! At least the cow man's happy :D
Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks. He also likes to be booped on the nose, so please do it often.
Loves it very much.
Poor lonely prince is very glad to know you're comfortable with him.
He never gets treated like that because of his position, and seeing a powerless human like you poking him? He'll gladly accept it.
Will want to poke you back.
It's only fair that you get to know he's comfortable around you too. Just as much as how you're comfortable around him.
"Good day, MC." Diavolo gave you a smile when he saw you approaching him.
"Meep!" you poked his arms as a reply.
He let out a hearty laugh, "Well, glad to know you're doing fine."
You'll probably get lots of lectures from Lucifer when you touched Diavolo so recklessly, but the demon himself don't mind, so please keep poking and give him your attention.
Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks, arms, chest
Doesn't mind 3.0
Only smiles when you poked him.
Will not poke you back, but will drop everything he's doing to give you attention.
Except, maybe when he's attending to Lord Diavolo.
"Apologies MC, but I'm in the middle of making some tea for Lord Diavolo. Maybe we can spend some time after this?"
But still, if you choose to keep poking him while he's working, he might give you a kiss or two on your forehead to make you stop.
He's a hard working butler. If Diavolo didn't notice your constant poking on Barbatos's hands, he probably won't rest at all.
Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks and palms.
Doesn't mind 4.0
Finds it amusing, even.
Will laugh and smile.
This angel is very honoured to know you like being around him.
Will definitely poke you back.
Likes to see your smile after he pokes you.
"Beep! You've been poked by moi."
"Hello, MC," Simeon poked you back on your arms, "How's your classes for today?"
Now that he's used to poke you as a sign of greetings, he found himself poking Luke next.
Favourite place to be poked: Arms, cheeks and also palm. Also liked to be booped on the nose.
Why are you treating me like a child, MC?!
Acts like he doesn't like it.
But actually likes it a lot.
But still! Why are you treating him like a child??
This little angel is clever enough to get into college at such a young age.
So no, he's not a child.
(Keep telling yourself that, Luke :D)
So just poke him. This little child secretly likes the attention.
Will accidentally poke you back if he's too excited and in a very good mood.
He still doesn't want to admit that he likes it though.
Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks
The first time you poked him, he instantly grinned and ran to poke you back on your cheeks.
And so, you've been in a poking war with the sorcerer for about a few months now.
Lucifer and the brothers can't catch a break everytime Solomon comes to visit the House of Lamentation.
Because you two will run around the house for your war.
In truth, he actually likes them.
So please don't forfeit or admit defeat or declare a truce.
Favourite place to be poked: Arms.
This headcanon is dedicated to my Meowmies [Syira-chan & @/chii70599] because they both know how annoying I can be when I'm constantly poking them; especially during Chemistry and Maths class. Now that we're not in the same class anymore, I'm gonna restrain myself from poking anyone who's sitting beside me (not that I can though :') My trust issue said 'no')
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Thanks for reading! Any form of feedbacks are highly appreciated! 🌼
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Diavolo: Lucifer is like a pineapple.
Lucifer and MC: ...
Diavolo: Whenever I eat him, he fights back.
MC: Don't take off his clothes while you do it and he won't.
Diavolo: *eyes widened*
Lucifer: *whacks MC's head*
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*at a zoo*
diavolo: What are they in for?
MC: diavolo, this isn't prison.
diavolo: So they can leave?
MC: No, but-
diavolo, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Belphie: So he has no filter?
Satan: Huh, interesting. Hey Lucifer, what do you think of Barbatos?
Lucifer (wacked out of his mind on meds): Oh he needs to smoke some weed.
Belphie: Ohoho thank you doctor~
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MC who is very flinchy? Like not that they got abused or anything but they just flinch at like everything. I do this alot and its kinda annoying to other people lol
I do this too! Literally no reason other than it surprises me-
Brothers Reaction to a Flinchy MC
Damn bitch who hurt you?
Thought it was him at first, then thought it was past experiences, but was relieved to find out it was just your personality
Always looks at you with a raised eyebrow whenever you flinch around him, watching you get embarrassed and finding it quite cute
Tries his damn hardest to get you to stop flinching around him
What you flinching for, human? I didn’t even touch ya
Actually kinda internally panics that you’re scared of him and he did something wrong and freaked you out
Luckily it’s just you as a person but he still freaks sometimes
Honestly, he’s started flinching with you in a way, for some reason. He doesn’t get it either…
Why are you flinching at a nerdy otaku like him?
Turns out you flinch on impulse which is actually kinda similar to him except his is more trauma from all the times he was strung up with Mammon by Lucifer-
Checks himself every time you flinch and backs up, thinking it’s his fault even though he knows it’s not
Barely makes sudden movements around you now
Damn bitch who hurt you? #2
He knew some humans flinched because of bad pasts so he was relieved to find out you just do it naturally even if that’s not normally normal-
Surprised but humoured every time you flinch at minor sounds or movements
Very calm and steady movements around you but sometimes will accidentally scare you, not on purpose, he promises
Oh honey, I won’t hurt you!
Quite surprised at first when you jumped 6 fucking feet in the air after he grabbed you from behind
Turns out you were quite a jumpy one so he started to take the surprises to a minimum… sometimes
You’ll never stop startling him whenever you flinch though
Did… did I do that?
His heart kinda hurts when he sees you flinch at his sudden actions and immediately feels bad
Feels a bit better when he finds out it’s just on impulse and half the time you don’t realise you’re doing it and he’s not actually scaring you
Does his very best to make you feel safe and calm around him and rarely surprises you too much
Did I mess you up that bad..?
Apparently not, when he found out you did it just on impulse
Sometimes enjoys messing with you and sees how high he can make you jump by coming up behind you and scaring the ever living shit out of you
He won’t ever stop blaming himself for making your flinchiness worse, though, perhaps-
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Barbatos blinked, watching you from afar while you explore the room—well play pen— that he had been asked to decorate with. While he respects his Lord's decision, he had wondered why the Young Master had felt empathy towards this small child of all people.
Being aware of the things that had happened all along, with the victims, from men to women or even children, this was the first time that Diavolo had decided to keep a victim, which honestly, up until now made Barbatos thought of whatever has been on the Prince's mind back then.
He snapped out of his thoughts to see the child reaching out for him, hands out of the wooden bars and face mushed into it, the child must've thought that they will be able to fit in to be able to go out of the pen.
“What's the matter?” He showed them a soft and polite smile, showing a rattle toy and a big loop eared bunny.
The child however, only responded with a whine, still continuously reaching for the butler, opting for a lift. “Aaaahh- Yabubwu!!”
With a light chuckle, Barbatos reached out to lift the kid by their armpits as they giggle and laugh, hand finding his locks as they tugged on it. “Kya!”
“Ah, please don't tug that.”
And he reached out, prying their small stubby hand from his hair in a gentle manner to not hurt the kid. He felt his own heart thump in surprise when, in response, the child closed their fist on his finger.
Perhaps.. he could live with this.
Yeah, it might not be that bad..
“Huh? This is..?”
Lucifer, after being called by his oh so dearest buddy, Diavolo to his office is no perplexed expression when his eyes now laid on the child that the butler has in his arms, babbling and smacking the rattle toy all along the place.
“Bwua!!” And a giggle was added.
Diavolo, chuckling at the sight of Lucifer 'showcased' the human baby to his stunned friend. “A deary darling that we rescued!”
“Who's a human.”
Diavolo beamed, “and a child!”
Barbatos grabbed a hold of your rattle causing you to whine, plopping you to your crib while you desperately try to reach out for the toy that he has in captive.
The demon crouches down to your height and shakes the toy, a smile ghosting his lips as soon as he heard your light laughs. “Abubububa!” And at your call, Diavolo pat the raven haired demon by the back. “Ease up!”
“No, no! this-” Lucifer struggled, pursing his lips when the Demon Prince approached your crib to coo at you, effectively making you laugh while Barbatos repetitively shakes the rattle toy with his hand.
An exasperated sigh left Lucifer's lips at the sight.
“Have you at the very least named them, then?”
Diavolo halt from his coos and hummed, thinking about it, the child never had a name, well, they might have in the human world, but without any relative to ask—considering they've already took their last remaining breath two days ago—the child is now basically nameless.
“I haven't really thought about it.”
Lucifer nod, both in understanding and disappointment. No one really knows what that means though or if the other ups the latter.
“Well, you should name them soon.”
Diavolo glanced at your form who sat down on the mat due to exhaustion. “Orias.” Barbatos blinked while Lucifer flinched, not really a scared one, but rather by surprise. His figure stiffen along with Barbatos as they held a small chuckle back.
“My lord, I don't think it's appropriate to name them after the Marquis.”
“Now that you mentioned it...” Diavolo sighed dejectedly before once again closing his eyes to think of a fitting name.
“What about y/n?”
“For once, you are great at naming something.” Lucifer coughed in his fist as he mumbled to himself.
“Then it is settled, they're named y/n.”
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Ok I dont know if this is exactly what youre looking for but lucifer or mammon is sick and mc pulls him down to lay on their lap and begins petting him and praising him all gentle like 😖 this is honestly one of my favorite tropes
Oh, yes, please!
“It’s called multitasking.”
You begged to differ. “It’s called not knowing when to quit.”
Honestly though…he looked quite pathetic. Instead of his usual coat, a robe adorned his shoulders, since he was still in his bed-wear and all. His nose was almost rubbed as red as the color of his eyes. His voice was lowered two octaves from the illness, and sniffles filled the air about every minute or so, especially since he refused to blow his nose in your presence.
“I’m not going to allow a little head cold to keep me from my work,” he insisted, as if slowly scrawling down reports between sneezes was making any sort of progress.
“And I’m not going to stop bothering you till you get back to bed.” It was a game of stubborn wills. “Don’t make me use my pact.”
At that, he looked up, running a hand through his hair, and then sighing. A sound of defeat. Getting him to his bedroom was rather simple after that. You stayed by his side, holding the bedroom door open for him, but quickly rushing to his bed before he could. You sat down on the mattress on his preferred side of the bed, legs tucked under you.
He raised an eyebrow, slowly approaching the bed with his arms crossed. “What’re you-”
You reached up, grasped his arm, and helped lead him down into bed. You figured, since he’s sick like this, you had a better chance of success. Luckily, you were right. It was wonky at first, since he had no idea what you were doing, but as soon as his head hit your lap, and your hand started running through his hair, he understood. He shifted his position till he was properly resting, pulling the blanket rather indulgently over himself. “You work so hard all the time,” you muttered, the back of your hand resting over his forehead for a minute. “You’d think as Pride, you would feel like you deserved some rest.”
Stumbling around for his words, he shuddered a bit at your touch. “I shouldn’t need to rest.”
“But you are,” you whispered, scratching lightly at the base of his neck. “And I’m proud of you for it.”
He remained silent, probably a bit at a loss for words, more most likely because all that exhaustion was finally hitting him. Softly petting his head, you watched his eyelids fight to stay open before they fluttered shut. Lucifer drifted off to sleep in your lap...
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ok so nobody asked for this but here’s a list of how tall I think the Obey me! characters are in order of tallest to shortest:
This doesn’t include their demon/angel forms (for those that this applies) because then the post would simply be too long.
Maybe one day I’ll draw their demon/angel forms, who knows.
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Obey me brothers getting the covid jab/shot
“A vaccine? Very well, that’s fair.”
He was planning to go to the human world for a business trip with Diavolo, but when he learned he and Diavolo would have to get the vaccine against this strange human world plague, he was honestly all for it.
The thought that the human world was being responsible, and he respected that quite alot.
The initial injection doesn’t hit him too hard, he takes it like a champ if not for a small flinch. (And by flinch i mean a tiny flicker of his eyelids.)
It’s the aftermath that he doesn’t expect, he was confused as to why he woke up the next day feeling like he had been run over by a truck on fire. Needless to say, he stayed in bed all day that day.
He recovers quickly the next day, however. And acts like nothing happened.
“A vaccine?! Huh??”
He just wanted to visit a human world casino. He didn’t sign up for this!
Suddenly he wasn’t so eager to go to the human world anymore.
You dragged him to get his shot anyway, all the while he was kicking and screaming, begging not to go.
Thanks to Mammon’s trembling in the chair, the injection hurt like hell, it’s probably the highest pitched scream you’ve ever heard him make.
And the aftermath was no better. He was sobbing in his room all day. But he had you to take care of him! So that was kinda neat.
And he didn’t stop there, for the next few days, he pretended to be sick for your affection and care. But you caught on quickly and told him to snap out of it.
Over all, nervous start, terrible jab, sick needy boy.
Oh, and you didn’t go to a casino, you ended up just having a nice walk downtown in London. And he ended up having a lovely time.
“Huh.. A vaccine... okay, I guess..?”
He was nervous, but he figured that if he got to go to a TSL convention in Tokyo with you, he’d do it. For Henry!!
He is the whiniest demon you’ve ever seen during the injection. One yelp is what starts the waterfall of complaints. You haven’t heard anyone worse. “What did they just do to me??” “My arm hurts!” “I think I’m sick already!”
You just pat his back all the way home in a “there, there...” sort of fashion.
Surprisingly, he takes the aftermath like a champ, he’s used to holing up in his room, sick or not. The symptoms aren’t too bad for him.
Thankfully, you two were able to go to the convention together. Cosplay and all! So in Levi’s books, it was worth it!
“Hm, a vaccine, you say? Alright. Let’s get it over with.”
While he wasn’t overly thrilled with the concept, he was understanding about it. Besides, he wants to go to a human world library with you. And he’d rather be safe while reading with you.
Now, during the wait for the injection, this man is terrified, but he hides it really well, but you can tell he’s struggling from the small whimper during the injection.
You offer to hold his hand, and at first, he refuses, but when he feels the needle, he instantly holds your hand.
When you leave the building, it’s as if nothing happened, he seems to be totally asymptomatic too in the aftermath.
So as it turns out, the last minute panic was all for nothing, he’s fine. Especially with the new books he got to read with you!
“A vaccine? Alright! I’d hate to get some virus, it would ruin my perfect complexion!”
He wanted to go with you to a human world milkshake place with you. It had been a while since you went on a date with the fabulous Asmo!
Though he’s never had botox or anything like that, he’s probably not too nerved about needles. He’s probably the one comforting and cheering you on about getting your vaccine.
He takes his injection like a champ, and he even has a little flirt with the doctor on his way out.
Now obviously, the aftermath makes him miserable as hell, but afterwards, he comes out of his room better than ever!
The milkshake place was absolutely fabulous now you were both protected.
He was planning to go to a human world fast food place so Beel could have his all time favourite food: Human world cheeseburgers. When told he had to have a vaccine, he gladly accepted. The sooner he could have those burgers, the better.
This man is a brick wall during his injection, he keeps food on his mind to keep himself confident. He looked like he didn’t even feel the injection. He assured to you that he was okay.
The aftermath was heartbreaking though. His loss of taste absolutely crushed his poor, hungry heart. He was crying in his bed all day during the flu-like symptoms.
But rest assured, when his taste came back, he was the happiest demon alive. He ate probably twice as much as he usually would. The devildom suffered to say the least.
When he was able to go the the fast food place, he ate so much that the owner walked out crying. But hey, Beel was ecstatic to be able to eat in public safely with you.
“A vaccine? Ugh.. what a hassle...”
He wanted to get human world ice cream with you and sleep, not get stabbed with a needle.
It’s not that he’s afraid of them, he just knows how bad the aftermath could be.
He hisses in pain at the initial injection, but he just grumbles about it on the way home
The aftermath is just as bad as he feared it would be. He just hides in the attic. All. Damn. Week. Your cuddles do make it much better though.
Beel probably has a heart attack, thinking Belphie’s dying. He’d probably be at his side for as long as he’s sick and long after too.
After the jab, you two get ice cream. Was it worth it for Belphie? Probably not. But he enjoyed your affection and the protective nature of Beel. It’s over and done with now and that’s what matters.
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Send help please... 🥲🚨
(a little fun doodle of these two with a struggling minerva)
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Asmo: I'm never going to use math in the real world
Satan: so we go in on the count of three
Asmo: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
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So, here's an idea for a hc/scenario; how would the demon bros react going to a (finnish) sauna with the mc? Even if the mc is a more intense sauna go-er i doubt the warmth would much bother them but well. For chaos points the mc brings a vihta; a bundle of birch tree sticks with leaves that one smacks themself (or others) with. It's for aromatherapy and massaging/stimulating the skin-
This one took a bit longer than usual because i dont know how to read apperantely.
SAUNA WITH THE BROTHERS
The idea was offered out of nowhere, but after some convincing you managed to get the brothers to go with you to a human realm sauna. This is how it went:
- you barely managed to get him to come because of "work" and "diavolo" and blah blah blah
- but seriously it took pretty much everyone to get him to come with you guys to the sauna, you mightve even convinced Diavolo to help out a bit with this workaholic dad
- enjoys the warmth and the dumb conversations that happen inside the sauna once it happens, specially since it seems to be that most of his brothers are also calm and relaxing
- when you bring in the vihta and start smacking him he ends up confused. "What are you doing MC?"
- ends up enjoying the stimulation it gices to him however. He pretty much enjoyed the experience
- didnt took much to convince him, all you have to do is sit next to him i guess
- tries to relax but i like to think he is a bit to energetic so he isnt a fan of just sitting and talking
- doesnt like the smacking either at the start but he grows to like it
- cant choose between wanting to come to see you in the bathing suit you were gonna wear or if it was for relaxation, it ends up being both
- do you remember that one episode of the anime where they go to the beach? This is his second chance at seeling pictures of lucifer, and its the second time he fails because of the steam messing up the camera lens
- convincing him might take a bit since he is a very self concious boy, it doesnt help much either the part where he can only wear a bathijg suit or a towel
- once you manage to drag him along with the boys you'll find him sitting in a corner trying to play on his DDD, only for the warmth of the room to ruin the experience.
- will end up joining in on the conversation once it starts to be about Mammon's dumb adventures
- the vihta does its job but in a very confusing way for him
- could go worse honestly
- went with the purpose to relax, somehow left feeling more uncomfortable than before
- another victim of not being able to process the smacking of the vihta, ends up not working on him and if anything stresses him out
- dont ask why it just happened
- ended up falling asleep during the conversatipn because of how warm the sauna is, no one bothered hin or tried to pull a prank on him because of the same reasln he fell asleep in the first place
- made sure his towel was well put on so that nothing funny ended up happening
- takes of the towel the moment he enters the sauna, then he realizes that this isnt that kind of situation so he putted it back on
- went to see you in the towel/suit but also to have a nice relaxing day with his brothers
- hey its family time you know? Gotta share them beauty and relaxation tips when you can, that was how satan fell asleep in the first place
- will also sit next to you to practice these relaxing methods while pissing off Mammon in the process
- this fine individual has definetely done this before so it pretty much ends up being another day in his life
- im pretty sure you cant bring food into a sauna but this man doesnt care, what are you going to do?
- Its the avatar of gluttony, he is hungry, he will sneak in food or will commit a crime for not being allowed to bring food
- listens to the conversation and drops a couple of stuff, however he doesnt speak much
- enjoys the vihta alot, he is a big boy and probably needs a massage now and then, so he wont complain at all about the spanking
- just dont be a dick and spank his face or whatever cause of course he'll get upset about it
- is only going because everyone else is so.
- definetely falls asleep thanks to how warm the sauna is, he might even lay next to satan (no cuddling however because its still a sauna and touching people in saunas is sticky and gross)
- started participating in the conversation but then fell asleep
- idk man this boy just likes to sleep alot like dont be surprised if he ends up just sleeping the entire time
- is probably the only one who'd get splinter by laying on the wood thingies for so long
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Dia: I CAN'T DO IT!
Simeon, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Dia: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Lucifer: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Dia: I appreciate it,
Dia: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Dia: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Mc: Dia we gotta-
Dia: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Dia: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Dia, motioning to Asmo: NOT FUCKING THIS
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