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"I Kid You Not" event expectation :

"I Kid You Not" event reality :

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Babysitting ig

Finally ! I finally illustrate this angsty HC ! Mammon's scars. A bit like Beel, let's take a closer look at the resemblance between his demonic mark and his angelic jewelry...

As with the HC of Beel, when Mammon fell from Heaven, his clothes burned in the flames and heat of hell, but not his jewelry. And angelic gold became dangerous to him as he became a demon. The gold therefore burned him very deeply, and unlike Beel who was able to remove his necklaces more easily because of their shape and his strength, I think Mammon had a harder time getting rid of his jewelry. His skin was therefore much more marked than that of Beel, but did not darken afterwards as for his brother. He has large scars all around his chest, and to hide them, he uses a magic that make them look like paint or tattoo marks. He even added a line between two scar on his stomach to try to make the camouflage appear less obvious. (We can see that a line of paint does not correspond to the jewelry).

But that doesn't stop him some nights from waking up from the nightmare of those days, going to his bathroom and checking if those scars are still there, and that it's not just all a big bad dream.

MC accidentally messaging the obey characters

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Barbatos

Diavolo

Soloman

Simeon

How would demon brothers react when MC cries because the other brothers made MC cry?

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Lucifer:

Tbh, when he sees you crying, he immediately thinks of Mammon because well...

IT'S LEVI'S FAULT?

"Did he really say you are too clingy and need to find something more exciting in life rather than sitting in his room?"

Lucifer knows Levi would never mean to hurt you... But on the other hand, he also knows how mean a third-born can be when he is in the bad mood.

Lucifer is furious but he knows he can't mess with Levi same as with Mammon. He is not afraid but cautious.

"I'll talk to him and shall explain that such choice of words is unacceptable".

No really, he is super mad. Nobody should be hurting you and especially his brothers!

Later at night, it seemed to you like there was thunder outside?...Anyway, the sound was way too loud and scary but must be thunder, right?

Mammon:

"Hey hey, where do ya think ya goin'?"

He catches you while you rush through the school's corridor and stares at your face.

"Why are your eyes red? Did you cry??"

He is super confused because he has ~no idea~ how to comfort crying people but he is also super mad because YOU WERE CRYING!

Oh, it was SATAN who made you cry. Oh okay. OKay no worries, we are cool. Cool, cool.

"I forgot something in class, I'll see ya later, right? Here, go buy something sweet, I need a smile on dat pretty face!"

He'll find Satan in an empty class and will quietly close the door.

When it comes to protecting his loved ones, Mammon is way more powerful than the Avatar of Wrath.

Leviathan:

"Omg what? Beel snapped at you?"

At first he won't fully understand what you mean because he is busy with the game. But he will then look at your face, see the teary eyes and put 2 and 2 together.

He'll bombard you with questions because he is panicking and needs to know what's going on.

He is trying to calculate what to do. Rush to Beel and talk to him? Comfort you? CONTROL HIS RAGE?

"Okay, get in the bathtub. Henry, you watch them! I'll be right back! Shall I bring you something from the kitchen?"

And yes, he'll rush to Beel and no, he is not scared at all.

Despite being seemingly weak, Levi was a General of the Army so he knows how to talk to people who upset him.

Satan:

He is really concerned when you showed up to his room late and with red eyes.

He takes your chin and lifts your head up. "Who made you cry, kitten?"

"It's Belphegor, huh. What did this ignorant idiot tell you this time?"

After listening to you, Satan will make sure to stay with you as long as needed. 

Blankets, cookies, tea, and hugs provided of course.

Once you fall asleep, he will silently slip out from your arms.

There is this thing he wants to do before you wake up and call for him...

Belphegor really should not have said anything.

Asmodeus:

Huh, you are not ready yet for your spa treatment day?!

Oh wait, what’s with that look on your face? WHAT’S WITH YOUR EYES, THEY ARE RED OMG!!

WHO MADE YOU CRY??

Lucifer did what???? And he said THAT??

At first, he’ll hug you tightly and won’t let go until you stop sobbing.

“Now it’s time to see my dear brother!”

You are kinda scared by the look in his eyes but don’t want to interfere.

According to some demons, Asmo is one hell of a demon when it comes to revenge.

Beelzebub:

He enters your room with two enormous ice cream cones and is about to hand you one when he sees your face.

“Hey, why are you upset? What’s wrong?”

“Here, take this. You can eat and tell me”.

He listens carefully as you eat your ice cream and explain that Mammon got really mad at you for some reason.

Beel sighs quietly. Sometimes his older brother just can’t keep his mouth shut, right?

“You want me to talk with him now or you’d rather we stay here, watch a movie and eat snacks?”

He won’t leave Mammon alone, no. He just doesn’t wanna deal with it while you are still upset.

Belphegor:

He saw you crying in the corner of the school and obviously he comes up and asks who made you upset.

Asmo? Why would Asmo be mean to you?

Belphie is really pissed rn. Asmo does act like a Queen but he shuld never ever act like a jerk with you around.

“Hey, I don’t think he really meant it. You know Asmo, he is probably the kindest of us all”.

He will talk to Asmo later and in private though. You don’t need to know about that.

Double Vision

*This is completely self-indulgent as I officially have to wear glasses now and got my first pair today, but I figured to give you guys some content in between me being stuck on the two stupid drafts that I'm writing, I'd give you this I guess this is a series of shorts?? Either way, enjoy! -B*

Summary: It's the night before the first major test of the RAD school year, and MC has been holed up in their room all day. The brothers are concerned and go to check in on them, but they notice something different - MC is wearing glasses

CW: Asmo being Asmo. His bit is a little suggestive at times

LUCIFER

Although he'll never admit it, Lucifer was really concerned when you had disappeared for the entire day.

He was so used to hearing you laughing amongst his brothers, or pestering him in his office, or even just lounging in the living room that your absence had left him feeling like something was wrong.

Using the excuse of bringing you food to prevent you from starving, he comes to your room and knocks once before entering.

"MC, I know your studying, but do try not to forget that you...need..."

He's cut off mid-snark as he saw you staring back at him behind a pair of framed lenses.

His heart stuttered in his chest and Lucifer Morningstar is left speechless.

Your hair was a mess from the countless times you had run your hands through it. There were bags of exhaustion under your eyes, and there was a hand-shaped mark on your face from where you had been leaning into your palm.

But with those glasses, you looked studious and sharp.

If the eye-wear added this much to your beauty when you were clearly sleep-deprived as you were, he couldn't help but imagine how you might look dressed up in business wear with them.

"Lucifer?"

He snapped his head up, as you caught his focus one more, and noticed, with a frown, how you had removed your glasses.

"Did you come here for something?"

Lucifer walked over to your desk and set down the plate in front of you. "I was ensuring that you actually ate some food between all the reading you're doing." He picked up your glasses and casually inspected them (although mentally he was taking note of the style so that he could buy you more). "I was unaware that you wear glasses, MC."

You rolled your eyes and took a bite from the food in front of you. "That's because I don't need to wear them all the time. Just when I'm doing activities that can strain my eyes."

Lucifer hummed and looked closely at you. You rose an eyebrow at the demon, questioning his odd behaviour. Before you could say anything, he leaned forward and gently slid the frames onto your face.

You felt your cheeks heat up as his eyes remained locked on yours, and a sly smile graced his lips. "You should wear them more often," he whispered softly. "You look lovely in them."

MAMMON

Mammon sighed heavily as he sat upside down on his bed.

He was bored. You had locked yourself up in your room all day for that stupid test and had kicked him out since apparently he was "distracting" and "prevented you from getting any work down."

Well, fuck that! He wanted to spend time with you, damn it!

Mammon marched down the hall and banged on the door once before throwing open the door. "Yo human! Studyin' time is over! It's Mammon ti-...time..."

He trailed off for a moment as he noticed you glaring heatedly at him. However, it wasn't the glare that made him surprised. No. It was the fact that the glare was being filtered through a pair of glasses that he had never seen before on your face.

"When the fuck did you start wearin' glasses?!" He screeched and marched over to you, grabbing your cheeks to pull you closer and get a better look.

You let out a noise of frustration and swatted his hands away. "Mammon quit it! I'm trying to study!"

Surprisingly, he pulled back his hands, but he remained barely an inch away from you. "I didn't ask if you were studyin'! I asked about the glasses!"

You felt yourself blush and pulled your face away. "I've always had glasses. I just don't always wear them. That's all. Wh-Why does it matter?"

Mammon opened his mouth to give a retort, before snapping his jaw back shut. His face grew rapidly warm as he scratched the back of his neck. "I-I was just wonderin'! You've been down here for what? 3 months now? And I ain't ever seen you wear them."

You averted your eyes from the clearly flustered demon and nervously played with your hands. "Yeah, well, I didn't really want any of you to see me in them. I look pretty silly and-"

"What the fuck are you talkin' about? You're adorable!!" Mammon shouted before slapping a hand over his blushing face. The two of you stared at each other with wide eyes full of shock. "I-I mean, glasses are cool, ya know? I wear glasses all the time! And if the Great Mammon knows anythin', it's style! So, of course, you look cute- I mean good- I mean gorgeous- I-I mean GAH!" Mammon turned around and stormed out of the room.

A couple days later, you found a pair of tinted glasses, identical to the ones Mammon wears, in your prescription sitting by your door.

LEVIATHAN

Levi groaned as he looked at the books in front of him.

He wasn't the most studious of his brothers, and this test was draining the life out of him. He wanted nothing more than to curl up with you and watch anime, but because of this stupid test you were both holed up in your respective rooms studying.

Leviathan let out a huff as he laid his head on his desk and glanced over at his manga collection. His gaze paused on the side of a particular school manga with the two main characters studying on the cover.

Levi shot out of his seat in realization, "I can just go study with them!!!"

Levi quickly gathered all his textbooks and went straight to your room. He knocked on the door and nervously waited for you to answer.

As the door swung open, Levi's jaw dropped and his books went scattering across the floor.

Glasses. You were wearing glasses. Glasses that made your eyes look slightly bigger and just overall made you so freaking cute. Oh goodness. He didn't know that you could pull off the cool, studious type so well. You were just so cute!

"Oh shoot, Levi! Your books!" You bent down and quickly began to gather them for him. It was just like a scene from an anime!

"S-So kawaii," the otaku muttered, as he tried to hide his red face behind his arm.

The reddening got worse as you looked up at him and tilted your head. "What was that, Levi?"

He frantically waved his hands took his books back from you, "N-NOTHING! Just, um, I-I was wondering if we could study together? I'm not having much luck on my own, a-a-and you look smart, especially with your new glasses, which look amazing, and I-I thought maybe..."

You smiled softly at the otaku's mumbling and grabbed his hand. "Of course, Levi! I'd love to study with you!"

As you pulled him into your room to sit at your desk, Levi blushed and followed behind you, mentally thinking of the number of glasses-wearing cosplays he could get you to try.

SATAN

Satan took a sip of his tea as you sat down at the library table beside him.

Test season had always been a favourite of his for a number of reasons, but this year, those reasons could all be narrowed down to one big one: he got to spend more time alone with you.

It made him more grateful than ever that his brothers were morons and that he was the only dependable demon in the house that you could study with.

He had constructed an easy-to-follow study guide for the two of you that would guarantee both your success for this test. You'd get good grades and avoid Lucifer's wrath, and he'd get to spend time with you. It was a win-win.

He flipped through a textbook to find the subject of the test. "Alright. We should get started if we're going to stick to the plan. Now, how comfortable are you with..." he stopped short as he looked up and saw you staring at him with a pair of glasses on your face.

He blinked.

He had never seen you were glasses before. He couldn't help but think that now that he had, he never wanted to see you without them again. You look so stunning and elegant with them on. He absolutely loved it.

Of course, he couldn't just tell you that though.

Instead, Satan tilted his head and smirked. "You are aware that just because you're wearing glasses, it won't make you any smarter?"

You gasped in mock offence and lightly hit his arm as Satan laughed. "I'll have you know these are prescribed! I have to wear them when I'm doing any strenuous activities."

Satan flashed a roguish smile and went back to flipping through his book. "Pity. I'd rather like to see you wear them more often. You look wonderful," before you even got the chance to respond or acknowledge the light blush on his cheeks, Satan cleared his throat. "Now, on page 364, you'll see..."

ASMODEUS

Asmodeus hummed to himself as he walked towards your room with a basket full of facemasks and nail polish in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other.

You had been tucked away in your little room all day studying, and he just knew that you needed a break. That's where he came in of course, offering you all the love and self-care you could ever desire.

Asmodeus joyfully knocked on your door before slipping inside. "MC dear, I've come to free you from your..." he inhaled sharply at the sight before him.

You were laying on your stomach, kicking your legs behind you as you read whatever book you were studying from, dressed in an adorably oversized sweatshirt. That alone would've been enough to make him squeal.

But you were also wearing glasses.

Asmo shrieked as he jumped onto the bed with you and tackled you.

You let out a yelp as the two of you tumbled to the floor. "Wha- Asmo! Get off!"

Asmodeus giggled and sat up beside you. "Sorry, darling! I couldn't help it! You look so cute with your little glasses. AH! It's delightful," his eyes sparkled with intrigue and pleasure. "Sexy even," he purred as he leaned in close.

You chuckled and pushed Asmodeus away as you stood up. "I'm just studying. The glasses are so I can read without getting a headache."

The demon hummed as he walked back over to the door to regather his supplies. "Well, have you ever considered buying some for accessories? I have a pair or two that would look gorgeous on you. It'd be a shame if the only person who ever got to see how scrumptious you look with glasses was your books," he smirked knowingly as he turned around and saw you flustered.

Asmo grinned and held the basket and wine bottle. "Now enough with the studying. It's time for a break. So sit back and relax, and let me take care of you."

You raised an eyebrow at him, and damn that glare was more effective from behind a pair of lenses. "Asmo," you warned, causing the demon to shiver.

Asmo pouted and gestured to the basket. "Self-care of course. Gee, MC, why must you think such filthy things."

BEELZEBUB

Beel made his way towards your room with his arms full of snacks.

He was proud of you for taking your test so seriously and really putting in the work to do your best, but he was also worried. He had barely seen you come out of your room even once today, and that meant that you probably hadn't eaten enough.

Seeing as you were always carrying around snacks for him, he figured it was time that he returned the favour.

He frowned as he got to your door and realized that he had no hands to knock with. He tried rearranging the food in his arms but nearly dropped the entire load. Beel huffed and stared at the door for a couple seconds before leaning forward and butting it with his head several times.

He heard a groan and some shuffling on the other side before the door opened.

His eyes widened as you stood before him, yawning as you rubbed your eyes underneath your glasses - yes, glasses.

You were always small in comparison to Beel, but now with the glasses, there was something about it that made you look even more delicate.

"Cute," Beel said as he looked down at you.

Your face instantly flushed as you blinked up at him. "H-Huh?"

Beel smiled softly and felt his fingers twitch with the urge to ruffle your hair. "Your glasses. They look very cute," he explained honestly.

You squeaked and quickly took them off, too embarrassed by Beel's forward compliment. "Th-Thanks Beel. They're um, they're just for studying."

The urge to ruffle your hair, or pat your shoulder, or even simply touch you grew stronger, but Beel's hands were still full. So, much like with the door, Beelzebub thought of an alternative.

He leaned down and gently kissed the top of your head. His warm gaze met yours as he gently whispered, "You always look pretty, but with them on, you look even prettier," and then, as though he hadn't just stolen your heart, he grinned and held out the food. "I brought snacks."

BELPHEGOR

Belphie had been wandering around the house late at night in yet another round of restlessness.

He had just walked past your door when he noticed your bedroom light was still on. Belphegor tsked and began making his way over. It was bad enough that he wasn't getting any sleep. He didn't need you picking up on his awful sleep habits just because of some boring test.

Without bothering to knock, Belphie opened your bedroom door. He opened his mouth to tease you but found his words catching in his throat.

You weren't awake after all.

You were passed out on your desk, face smooshed up against an open book with a pair of glasses sitting uncomfortably askew on your nose.

Belphie felt his cold heart melt at the sight.

He let out a deep chuckle and walked over to you. He carefully removed the glasses from your face and snorted at the red lines that had been left in their wake. He pressed gentle kisses to the marks before scooping you up in his arms and carrying you over to your bed.

"Silly MC," he whispered as he draped your blankets over you. "Everyone knows that you're not supposed to sleep with glasses on," he smiled tenderly at your sleeping form as he brushed a few hairs from your forehead. "No matter how cute they may make you."

*And that's that! I hope you enjoyed this cute little thing I just threw together! Sorry I haven't been able to write as much lately. School and work have just been insane and I honestly don't think the workload is gonna get any lighter. Thank you for your patience and your support!*

TAGLIST:

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ALL CHARACTERS' REACTION TO MC WHO LIKES TO POKE THEM

Genre: Fluff with some crack

This can be deemed as romantic or platonic [except for Luke's part. His part is strictly platonic]

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LUCIFER

He's not having it when he's busy.

Will frown and glare at you if you keep poking.

You think I'm scared of you, Mr. Pridy McPrideface?

Just keep poking him, but make sure you poke him with longer intervals. Probably around 5 minutes before another poke?

That's his reaction if he's busy though, but do it again when you two are cuddling.

"Beep!" you poked his cheek softly.

Lucifer will only look at you with wide eyes before cracking a smile.

"Why are you always so cute?"

Might give a kiss or two on your hand if he's in the mood.

His pride does not permit him to poke you back so you just have to keep being the one who pokes him.

Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks. But in some rare occasions, you can see him blushing when you booped his nose.

MAMMON

Confused at first, but lets you be.

If ya wanna keep touchin' the Great Mammon, who's him to stop ya? secretly likes it

Understands that you poke him to get his attention.

One time, he was rambling on and on about his gambling adventure. But once he felt a gentle poke on his arm, he stopped talking and paid attention to you.

Since you used this method on him, he'll use it to grab your attention too.

Please expect yourself to be poked a lot because Mammon doesn't like it if you're not paying attention to him.

"Hey! Pay attention to me!" Mammon poked you several times on your cheek.

Please give him his well deserved attention along with some headpats to soothe your first demon.

Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks and arms. Boop his nose too, he likes it very much.

LEVIATHAN

Blushy boy.

Very surprised when you first poked his arm.

The sudden contact between your finger and his flesh made him blushed for about 10 minutes.

Please give him some space and time to calm down.

If you want to keep poking though, you need to announce it first so he didn't scare himself.

"Levi, I'm gonna poke you on your cheek. Meep!"

Waaahhhh!!!! Why are you so cute?! THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT 'I Was Reincarnated To A Rock Kingdom Where My Job As The Babysitter Is To Poke The Rocks On The Garden But Then A Handsome Knight Came To Me And Said That I've Been Poking Them The Wrong Way And Now I Won't Be Paid By The Royals! What Should I Do? Please Help Me!' LIGHT NOVEL HE READ LAST NIGHT!

Secretly wants to poke you back but is very scared.

But with enough time and courage, you'll find yourself getting poked by him too.

When that time comes, please give him your best smile and some head pats as a 'Good Job Well Done!'

Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks

SATAN

Hmm?

Really doesn't mind at all.

You're poking him while he's reading? Okay, glad you're enjoy yourself, MC

You're poking him while he's playing with cats? Aww, you want attention too? Maybe later, after he's done playing with the cats.

You're poking him while he's eating? Umm... Okay...?

"Kitten, I'm glad you find it comfortable being with me, but I'm eating right now. So, maybe later?"

If you decide to poke him while meowing (because that's what I do to my friends), you'll find him blushing and demanding more pokes because he wants to hear you meows.

If he's in a good mood, he'll poke you back as a sign of affection.

Overall, the best reaction in three realms. Tantan husband material

Favourite place to be poked: Arms

ASMODEUS

Actually likes it a lot.

His love language is physical touch and having you poke him gives him the message that you're comfortable around him.

Will poke you back immediately.

"Do you like touching me that much, Darling?" he poked you on your cheeks.

Might turn into a cuddling session, if you agree.

You can poke him anytime you want. He'll gladly accept it.

Except, maybe when he's applying his makeup or styling his hair.

Then, he'll get pissed off.

Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks, arms, hands, palms. Boop his nose too, he thrives on it.

BEELZEBUB

Doesn't mind 2.0

Will smile after you poked him.

Glad you're feeling comfortable around him.

Actually wants to poke you back but Belphie warns him not too.

With his strength, he might accidentally stab you with his finger.

And the poor guy do not want that.

But regardless, he will show his appreciation everytime you poked him.

"Beep!" you ran towards him and poked his arms instinctively.

"Good morning, MC! Want some sandwich?"

If he's in a good mood, he'll give you a hug as a reply.

Favourite place to be poked: Arms and cheeks (if you can reach them, at least)

BELPHEGOR

Hated it at first.

You're disturbing his sleep and for what, exactly?

But grows to like it very much.

Seeing your smile after you poked him makes him feel all tingly and warm on the inside.

Will not poke you back unless necessary.

"Hey. Hey MC. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, listen to me. Hey MC hey." This demon surely knows how to play his card well.

"What is it, Belphie?"

"Nothing, just want to say that you look great focusing on your studies like this." He gave you a cheeky smile before lying back down to continue his nap.

Maybe not so necessary...

But hey! At least the cow man's happy :D

Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks. He also likes to be booped on the nose, so please do it often.

DIAVOLO

Loves it very much.

Poor lonely prince is very glad to know you're comfortable with him.

He never gets treated like that because of his position, and seeing a powerless human like you poking him? He'll gladly accept it.

Will want to poke you back.

It's only fair that you get to know he's comfortable around you too. Just as much as how you're comfortable around him.

"Good day, MC." Diavolo gave you a smile when he saw you approaching him.

"Meep!" you poked his arms as a reply.

He let out a hearty laugh, "Well, glad to know you're doing fine."

You'll probably get lots of lectures from Lucifer when you touched Diavolo so recklessly, but the demon himself don't mind, so please keep poking and give him your attention.

Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks, arms, chest

BARBATOS

Doesn't mind 3.0

Only smiles when you poked him.

Will not poke you back, but will drop everything he's doing to give you attention.

Except, maybe when he's attending to Lord Diavolo.

"Apologies MC, but I'm in the middle of making some tea for Lord Diavolo. Maybe we can spend some time after this?"

But still, if you choose to keep poking him while he's working, he might give you a kiss or two on your forehead to make you stop.

He's a hard working butler. If Diavolo didn't notice your constant poking on Barbatos's hands, he probably won't rest at all.

Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks and palms.

SIMEON

Doesn't mind 4.0

Finds it amusing, even.

Will laugh and smile.

This angel is very honoured to know you like being around him.

Will definitely poke you back.

Likes to see your smile after he pokes you.

"Beep! You've been poked by moi."

"Hello, MC," Simeon poked you back on your arms, "How's your classes for today?"

Now that he's used to poke you as a sign of greetings, he found himself poking Luke next.

Favourite place to be poked: Arms, cheeks and also palm. Also liked to be booped on the nose.

LUKE

Why are you treating me like a child, MC?!

Acts like he doesn't like it.

But actually likes it a lot.

But still! Why are you treating him like a child??

This little angel is clever enough to get into college at such a young age.

So no, he's not a child.

(Keep telling yourself that, Luke :D)

So just poke him. This little child secretly likes the attention.

Will accidentally poke you back if he's too excited and in a very good mood.

He still doesn't want to admit that he likes it though.

Favourite place to be poked: Cheeks

SOLOMON

Poking war.

The first time you poked him, he instantly grinned and ran to poke you back on your cheeks.

And so, you've been in a poking war with the sorcerer for about a few months now.

Lucifer and the brothers can't catch a break everytime Solomon comes to visit the House of Lamentation.

Because you two will run around the house for your war.

In truth, he actually likes them.

So please don't forfeit or admit defeat or declare a truce.

Favourite place to be poked: Arms.

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This headcanon is dedicated to my Meowmies [Syira-chan & @/chii70599] because they both know how annoying I can be when I'm constantly poking them; especially during Chemistry and Maths class. Now that we're not in the same class anymore, I'm gonna restrain myself from poking anyone who's sitting beside me (not that I can though :') My trust issue said 'no')

Taglist: @ninefuckingoneone @candymeowz @humans-are-weird-by-an-alien @liraajustsimpin @nishayuro @hell-temptations @chii70599

Thanks for reading! Any form of feedbacks are highly appreciated! 🌼

| Masterlist |

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Mammon: I'm 50% money, 80% genius, and 70% caffeine.

Solomon: That’s 200%?

Mammon: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.

*at a zoo* diavolo: What are they in for? MC: diavolo, this isn't prison. diavolo: So they can leave? MC: No, but- diavolo, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Mammon: I never make the same mistake twice.

Mc: He makes it four or five times. Just to be sure.

Mammon: *enters MC's room*

MC: *doing something under the blanket*

Mammon: *suspicious* What the hell?

MC: *going fast* What?

Mammon: What are you doing?

MC: Beating my nuts.

Mammon: You don't have nuts!

Mammon: *pulls the blanket to reveal what they're doing*

MC: *smashing some peanuts with mortar and pestle*

Mammon: ...

MC: This is the reason why you're no longer in heaven.

Mammon: *pouts*

MC who is very flinchy? Like not that they got abused or anything but they just flinch at like everything. I do this alot and its kinda annoying to other people lol

I do this too! Literally no reason other than it surprises me-

Brothers Reaction to a Flinchy MC

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Lucifer

Damn bitch who hurt you?

Thought it was him at first, then thought it was past experiences, but was relieved to find out it was just your personality

Always looks at you with a raised eyebrow whenever you flinch around him, watching you get embarrassed and finding it quite cute

Tries his damn hardest to get you to stop flinching around him

Mammon

What you flinching for, human? I didn’t even touch ya

Actually kinda internally panics that you’re scared of him and he did something wrong and freaked you out

Luckily it’s just you as a person but he still freaks sometimes

Honestly, he’s started flinching with you in a way, for some reason. He doesn’t get it either…

Leviathan

Why are you flinching at a nerdy otaku like him?

Turns out you flinch on impulse which is actually kinda similar to him except his is more trauma from all the times he was strung up with Mammon by Lucifer-

Checks himself every time you flinch and backs up, thinking it’s his fault even though he knows it’s not

Barely makes sudden movements around you now

Satan

Damn bitch who hurt you? #2

He knew some humans flinched because of bad pasts so he was relieved to find out you just do it naturally even if that’s not normally normal-

Surprised but humoured every time you flinch at minor sounds or movements

Very calm and steady movements around you but sometimes will accidentally scare you, not on purpose, he promises

Asmodeus

Oh honey, I won’t hurt you!

Quite surprised at first when you jumped 6 fucking feet in the air after he grabbed you from behind

Turns out you were quite a jumpy one so he started to take the surprises to a minimum… sometimes

You’ll never stop startling him whenever you flinch though

Beelzebub

Did… did I do that?

His heart kinda hurts when he sees you flinch at his sudden actions and immediately feels bad

Feels a bit better when he finds out it’s just on impulse and half the time you don’t realise you’re doing it and he’s not actually scaring you

Does his very best to make you feel safe and calm around him and rarely surprises you too much

Belphegor

Did I mess you up that bad..?

Apparently not, when he found out you did it just on impulse

Sometimes enjoys messing with you and sees how high he can make you jump by coming up behind you and scaring the ever living shit out of you

He won’t ever stop blaming himself for making your flinchiness worse, though, perhaps-

So happy my Mammon is a cat man! Cat guys are the sweetest!!!

Barbatos blinked, watching you from afar while you explore the room—well play pen— that he had been asked to decorate with. While he respects his Lord's decision, he had wondered why the Young Master had felt empathy towards this small child of all people.

Being aware of the things that had happened all along, with the victims, from men to women or even children, this was the first time that Diavolo had decided to keep a victim, which honestly, up until now made Barbatos thought of whatever has been on the Prince's mind back then.

“Kyaa!!”

He snapped out of his thoughts to see the child reaching out for him, hands out of the wooden bars and face mushed into it, the child must've thought that they will be able to fit in to be able to go out of the pen.

“What's the matter?” He showed them a soft and polite smile, showing a rattle toy and a big loop eared bunny.

The child however, only responded with a whine, still continuously reaching for the butler, opting for a lift. “Aaaahh- Yabubwu!!”

With a light chuckle, Barbatos reached out to lift the kid by their armpits as they giggle and laugh, hand finding his locks as they tugged on it. “Kya!”

“Ah, please don't tug that.”

And he reached out, prying their small stubby hand from his hair in a gentle manner to not hurt the kid. He felt his own heart thump in surprise when, in response, the child closed their fist on his finger.

Perhaps.. he could live with this.

Yeah, it might not be that bad..

“Huh? This is..?”

Lucifer, after being called by his oh so dearest buddy, Diavolo to his office is no perplexed expression when his eyes now laid on the child that the butler has in his arms, babbling and smacking the rattle toy all along the place.

“Bwua!!” And a giggle was added.

Diavolo, chuckling at the sight of Lucifer 'showcased' the human baby to his stunned friend. “A deary darling that we rescued!”

“Who's a human.”

Diavolo beamed, “and a child!”

Barbatos grabbed a hold of your rattle causing you to whine, plopping you to your crib while you desperately try to reach out for the toy that he has in captive.

The demon crouches down to your height and shakes the toy, a smile ghosting his lips as soon as he heard your light laughs. “Abubububa!” And at your call, Diavolo pat the raven haired demon by the back. “Ease up!”

“No, no! this-” Lucifer struggled, pursing his lips when the Demon Prince approached your crib to coo at you, effectively making you laugh while Barbatos repetitively shakes the rattle toy with his hand.

An exasperated sigh left Lucifer's lips at the sight.

“Have you at the very least named them, then?”

Diavolo halt from his coos and hummed, thinking about it, the child never had a name, well, they might have in the human world, but without any relative to ask—considering they've already took their last remaining breath two days ago—the child is now basically nameless.

“I haven't really thought about it.”

Lucifer nod, both in understanding and disappointment. No one really knows what that means though or if the other ups the latter.

“Well, you should name them soon.”

“Right. Then....”

Diavolo glanced at your form who sat down on the mat due to exhaustion. “Orias.” Barbatos blinked while Lucifer flinched, not really a scared one, but rather by surprise. His figure stiffen along with Barbatos as they held a small chuckle back.

“My lord, I don't think it's appropriate to name them after the Marquis.”

“Now that you mentioned it...” Diavolo sighed dejectedly before once again closing his eyes to think of a fitting name.

“What about y/n?”

“For once, you are great at naming something.” Lucifer coughed in his fist as he mumbled to himself.

“Then it is settled, they're named y/n.”

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All of these pre heat headcanons have given me brainworms so I'm going to give mine too...

Starting off with my favourite boy Mammon:

He HORDS everything that is remotely shiny so if anything goes missing from MC or the other brothers there is a high chance that's in Mammons nest and usually everyone will let him have it for the duration of the pre heat/heat, unless maybe its one of satan most precious books or something asmo was planning on wearing. Cue Lucifer being exceptionally tolerant of Mammons behavior only during his pre heat because he understands the struggle. The avatar of greed will not tolerate something getting "stolen" from HIS nest.

Also I do really see him in his binge day eating the comfort sweet/food of MC and then when they ask who ate it deny it infront of all the others, but then calling MC to his room and crying profusely about it from guilt (MC you got cuddle this messy boi)

Satan:

If MC has a pet cat it will become Satans emotional support animal, so hope that the cat likes Satan because if MC ain't there he'll want the cat with him EVERYWHERE and will be terribly heartbroken if it goes away

His favourite activity is for MC to read to him while he cuddles next to them. Bonus points if he can simultaniously pet the cat

Beel:

Beel eats less and becomes actually a bit picky as incredible as that sounds. He will prefer high sugar and fat foods (he needs to stack energy for the time that is coming) and will ADORE even more than usual if MC is the one that cooks them.

This is the only time when Beel prefers sleeping to working out since it makes him even more sore. Know that during pre heat Beel will expect to ALWAYS be the little spoon.

Asmodeus:

I headcanon Asmo to have the most powerful heat and pre heat since he is the avatar of lust so this man will be basically glued to MC (when he can manage to be) even better if he can convice them to stay all the time in bed with him to cuddle since he's the one who physically suffers the most. Also this is the only time when he allows himself to be not perfect in his appearance always (be proud MC since he lets you see him in this "disgraceful state") so he will mostly stay secluded in his room with a heat pad on him.

LOVES if MC decides to do 'simple-stay-in-your-room-spa-day' that consists of brushing his hair, massaging him where he feels more pain, doing face masks and eating comforts food...

So this is the first part of the pre heat headcanons I have because I needed to get them out of my sistem while still thinking how to properly write the others since english isn't my first language and these are the first proper headcanons I have ever written... I hope they are good.

these are very good! <3 feel free to send more if you want to. :3

some bonus thoughts from me:

Mammon:

"MC you got cuddle this messy boi" 👏👏👏yes, you must give him all the cuddles he needs, and also you must feed him additional sweets

canonically he is very happy to sleep with a pile of money when he's got it, so he'd definitely curl up with his pre-heat hoard and guard it the whole time.

so just uh be prepared to probably also cuddle Mammon's hoard a bit lol

Satan:

bonus points if he can simultaneously pet a cat, cuddle MC, have MC read a book about cats to him, and wear his cat onesie that he definitely has

if there's a sad part in the book MC reads to him, he will cry. More cuddles are the only solution

Beel:

MC notices that Beel needs large amounts of high energy foods during pre-heat. MC realizes that many of these things are easy to make. MC gets a dangerous glint in their eye.

MC takes over the kitchen.

MC makes. So. Many. Noodles.

Beel feasts.

DMs with Beel while he's laid up in bed during his pre-heat:

MC: Beel, you need anything?

Beel: :( send nudes

MC: ?

Beel: autocorrect. send noods please :(

MC: :D coming right up

Asmo:

Asmo gets achy a lot during pre-heat :( massages help, as does cuddling up with his favorite human

MC is far superior to a heat pad lol

MC also feeds Asmo as many sweets as he wants

can i get some fluff prompt 7 8 and 9 with mammon but Mc is the one saying it..?

have a great day please

7. "Can I hold your hand?"

8. "I don't remember my life before you came along."

9. "Don't worry, you're safe. I'm here."

Safe with Me

"MC! MC, hide me! Quick!" Mammon barged into your room. "Lucifer and Levi are both after me!"

You sighed. This was routine now.

"Right then, in here." You opened up your closet and cast an invisibility spell that Solomon taught you. "Don't move or make a sound."

You went and sat on the bed with a book waiting for Lucifer to barge in next. Of course he knocked first.

"Excuse me MC, I'm coming in." He appeared with his eyebrows furrowed and shoulders tense. Oof, Mammon what did you do this time?

"Have you seen my idiot brother around anywhere? Usually he just barges into your room right?"

You nodded. "Wait here a couple of minutes. Maybe he'll come. What has he even done this time?"

"He took my old wave records again. Along with one of Levi's old controllers." Lucifer grumbled, "Honestly he never stops."

"You mean the old wave records which are scartchy and you haven't heard in the last few centuries? And Levi's old controller which has been gathering dust for the past few decades?" You raised an eyebrow.

Lucifer's face softened. He understood your point. "I suppose there isn't reason to get this angry. Tell Mammon to come to my room, if you see him. No rush."

Mammon fell out of the closet seconds after Lucifer left. You removed the invisibility spell to see him lying on the bed next to you - breathing deeply.

"Ah man! I thought I was a goner! Why did ya ask him to wait inside?!" He whined.

"To be more convincing that you aren't here." You answered. "Oi Mammon... Can I hold your hand?"

He blushed at the sound of that. "Wha-why so suddenly? O-okay then! Since you saved the Great Mammon, I can let you do that."

You smiled and intertwined your fingers with his, laying next to him. You sigh contently.

"Oi..what's with you today? Are ya okay?" It's a wonder he could speak so coherently with a face as red as a tomato.

"Yeah I'm fine. I was just thinking about my life back in the human world - but my memories are all so fuzzy. I can't remember my life before you came along. I wonder what that means." You said with a small smile.

"It means you're one of us now. And you've made a home down here and ya won't be happy when you leave." Mammon said, looking away. "So make sure ya stay as long as ya can!"

Then Levi's loud knocking and voice came from the hallway. "MC, is Mammon in there?! I have to settle some things with him!"

Mammon was already scurrying back into the closet when you laughed and pulled him into a hug. "Don't worry, you're safe silly. I'm here."

He fought the urge to kiss you as you went to the door and talked Levi away. He stared at his hand which you held and kissed the scent that lingered on it.

ok so nobody asked for this but here’s a list of how tall I think the Obey me! characters are in order of tallest to shortest:

Beel: 6’7”/200cm

Diavolo: 6’3”/190.5

Lucifer: 6’1”/185.5

Simeon: 6’/182.6

Levi: 5’11/180.3

Solomon: 5’9”/175.3

Mammon: 5’8”/172.7

Barbatos: 5’7.5”/171.45

Belphie: 5’7”/167.6

Satan: 5’5”/165.1

Asmo: 5’3”/160

Luke: 4’11/149.9

This doesn’t include their demon/angel forms (for those that this applies) because then the post would simply be too long.

Maybe one day I’ll draw their demon/angel forms, who knows.