Full disclosure, couldn’t think of anything for Luke… Sorry.
yummy love | Beelzebub
Summary: Everyone knows that Beel simps for you the most, even you, but you think Beel deserves better. Can Beelzebub break down your walls?
Sorry I’ve been gone for a couple days I just needed a break, my mental health has not been the best because of my job. I don’t like my supervisor, she makes my life so difficult and I don’t get any respect bc I’m one of the youngest there buuut it is what it is 🤷🏻♀️ I’ve been writing a lot due to the stress, so I have a lot of things coming up! Tomorrow I’ll be posting two hcs and all the ships requests that have been submitted will be posted no later than Monday! Thank you guys for the compliments I’ve been getting, they’ve definitely helped me 🥰🥰￼ lots of love 💗
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Lucifer is a BeelY/n stan 😌
Bold Beel !!!
Not relevant but I want nuggets :(
IT’S BEEN SO LONG! I’ve been busy with school, but I didn’t forget about all my lovelies! @obeymekookie here is the newest chapter, hun <3
Warnings: torture, sexual scenarios, etc.
Word count: 1,574
“Satan, we’re so happy to see you! But…we need to tell you something.”
Satan looks between his brothers, and then over to Diavolo. He could tell by the stern look on his face, that it was serious. He proceeds with caution:
MC: *running like crazy while carrying Diavolo on their back*
Diavolo: M-MC! Why are we running?!
MC: *nervous laugh* It’s nothing-! I just feel like running today!
Diavolo: But MC… Am I not too heavy for you?
MC: No!! Just hold on tight, okay?
Diavolo’s father: *chasing them with a bouquet of flowers in his hand*
MC: *mumbles* Shit shit shit shit!
Diavolo: *finally notices his father running after them* *sweat drop*
LORD DIAVOLO WHEN HE SEES PICKLES ROFLLLLL
Who do you think taught Dia how to make a paper airplane?
Head cannon: what if Mammon saw him trying to make one and was like “what are you doing? Making an airplane? Nah uh, let the great Mammon show you how it’s done! I make these all the time with the papers the teachers give us I’m a expert!”
“Huh– wait, are we… are we doing this? Are you serious?” His eyes are widened, a surprised chuckle leaving his lips as she drags him along with her. “You really are something else, aren’t you…?” He doesn’t sound angry, though; if anything, he sounds quite amazed. He isn’t used to being treated like a normal person for once… he’s finding it quite fun!
A ficlet based on those Barbatos headcanons~
Barbatos entered the study quietly with a dip of his head, a wordless announcement of his presence though Diavolo did not look up from the books spread across his desk to greet him. Soft music accompanied the sound of his steady steps, spilling gently from a record player. In another moment, in another study, another time soon to come, the ethereal hands that he caught working it from the corner of his eyes would become real. He caught Diavolo staring at it, too, as he placed a cup of tea carefully around the books and wondered if he saw them too.
“How does it look?”
“The battle is beginning, as you predicted, my Lord.” Barbatos scoured the neat handwriting that spelled out dates and times and sum amounts, a transcript of a recent meeting and a following page of notes to be used for the next, the words and numbers shifting with each blink until they settled back into the present. “I don’t know why you keep me when you’ve proven yourself a capable fortune teller.”
Diavolo’s laugh was a rumble he felt deep in his chest. “I may be able to reasonably deduce future actions but I can hardly make a cup of tea as well you can.”
“Thank you, my Lord.” Barbatos took his place a step behind Diavolo’s chair as the young prince sat back and raised the cup to his lips. He sipped slowly at the drink, face pensive. Barbatos had steeped the leaves long enough for the full flavor to reach its peak and not a second longer, adding a touch of honey the prince enjoyed, but he knew it was not the tea Diavolo savored.
Diavolo finished with a long sigh and he sat forward again, palms settled atop the paperwork, fingers spread. Belarbatos collected the empty cup. “Inform me the moment something changes.”
“Of course, my Lord.” Another dip of his head, deeper this time, as Barbatos moved to the cup to one hand and exited the study. He followed the faint scent of ozone and smoke through the halls of the castle to an unassuming room upstairs. The door was the same as the others though the handle was more worn than the rest. It’s surface was hot as Barbatos turned it, and he breathed in deep of the acrid smell that filled it. A snap of his fingers lit the candles lining the walls, one each above the frame of another door. Dozens and more stretched down the long hallway, flickering in time with the seconds that passes behind every one. Barbatos watched a candle sputter out and raised a brow.
The cup was placed in front of the door and Barbatos carried on.
Further down, with still no end in sight, was a door who’s candles flickered wildly. The flames snapped in one direction to the next with a pattern that he himself had trouble discerning. The light that spilled from the crack under was all needed to see, however.
White and black flashed across the floor of the hall. Barbatos watched the shadows crawl across his shoes before disappearing with another ray of light. He lifted his eyes to the wood and waited. The light went out. The candle steadied.
Barbatos turned back the way he had come and entered Diavolo’s study a second time, hands bare save for the news he brought.
“Is it time?”
Barbatos nodded. “The war’s been decided, my Lord. They’ve fallen.”
Diavolo rose from his chair, lifting his arms above his head in a stretch. “Let’s not keep our new companions waiting, then. Did you see where?”
Barbatos grabbed Diavolo’s coat and helped him into it. “Yes. Their sister is a ways off.”
“I’ll go collect her first, then.”
Diavolo and Barbatos: *scribbles on MC’s face*
MC: What the hell…
Diavolo: Shh… We’re playing tic-tac-toe.
Barbatos: I think I have won.
MC: Can I borrow my face back?
@s8ncake h..happy birthday 🙇
“Precious? Me? Oh, surely not…” He gives a warm, flustered laugh. Hearing her request, his eyes widen slightly, blinking rapidly. “Are you… flirting with me?” he finally asks, trying to look up at her. Seeing that grin on her face… he decides to try to get even. “Because if you are, and you really want me to throw you on a bed… I hope you’re ready. You are our Tall Queen, so I’ll go easy on you, but I am known for being quite strong…~”
Boyo deserves all the love in the world!
Love is drowning
In a deep well
All the secrets
And nobody else to tell.
Waaa-! I’m doing fine, thank you! And to answer the other questions, yes. UwU, I hope you too as well <( ˘ ³˘)/🌹
Hope you all like it, especially you anon ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
Rich, Rich, Rich.
“…Are you sure about this?”
The raven haired demon asked in disbelief at the smiling person in front of him.
“You might get bankrupt because of these..brothers of mine., especially Beel.”
Mc smiles brightly as they both watch the large demon eat and order in a repeating cycle that it made the avatar of lust to be a bit.
“I’m getting heartburn..”
“Mc, Mc! The dessert here is really good that I’m even getting inspired!”
Luke, the small angel exclaims in a very happy andd excited tone while chewing his sweets as Simeon smiles brightly beside him, along with Solomon whilst he drinks his beverage.
“The food here is really good that I can’t stop myself from eating!”
Beelzebub chimes, completely happy as Belphie dozes at the moment, knowing his twin will take a while to eat as.
the waitress and the other staff stares at the orange haired guy and the stack of plates sitting beside him as they were getting cleaned as the guy in charge get confused each time he gets back.
The plates doesn’t seem to be decreasing despite him going back and forth and with the help of some of his friends as well.
“I pity them..”
Barbatos mumbles beside his lord with a smiling face, since he had also experienced the same thing many times in his life.
“Lolol. Beel eats really well.”
Levi chuckles while he takes a couple of pictures of Beel eating to post them on Devilgram.
“Just eat to your heart’s content, Beel.”
Mc said with a big smile on their face, making the eldest brother, Lucifer to shake his head and let out a sigh.
“And the food here is good, but no food can compare to Barbatos’.”
Mc said with a straight face and voiced it in a serious manner, making the butler to smile at them, completely happy by their compliment.
“You flatter me. Thank you, Mc.”
The white haired demon among the group hums after looking around the place in his seat.
“Why aren’t there any other humans—customers here?”
Mammon asked while Satan watches in amusement at the people’s reaction inside the restaurant.
Diavolo joins in with a smile as he stares at the staff, who were all watching them curiously behind the kitchen doors, while the cooking staff suffers.
They were still cooking because Beel’s order just keeps coming up, and it was chaos.
Mc sneers and glances at the employees, who bowed their heads with a smile.
“The restaurant is closed today.”
They simply replied before taking a sip of their drink as the other female humans inside wonders who the handsome men may be.
Luke ask with his head slightly tilted to the side at the nodding Mc.
“You must be some kind of a special customer for them to open their doors and serve you, despite the restaurant being closed.”
Solomon chuckles while Levi groans at the sound of the females whispering about how handsome and cool, and also cute for Luke.
“Of course I am.”
Mc replied, face still straight as Lord Diavolo and Barbatos both takes a sip of their drinks, complimenting it as well.
“I own this place.”
Mammon chokes on his own spit, along with a few of them as Some of them doesn’t know yet, but now they’re about to know how rich the person they like.
“S-So, you own this 4 star restaurant? And you’re rich enough to own one???”
Mammon tries to confirm with a confused look as he remembers himself laughing at the human’s proclaim that they’re very rich as he thought they were joking, despite having a straight face.
“I told you I was rich.”
The white haired chuckles in a nervous manner while he takes a drink at the smug comment of his favorite human.
“Then how come there’s people here despite being closed for today?”
Diavolo ask this time while waving his hand at the female humans with a bright and charming smile on his face, who let out a squeal as they were some type of fan girls.
“I’m giving them a challenge, especially my chefs.”
They simply replied with smile, somewhat looking proud at their employees.
“We’re currently aiming to be a five star.”
They all stared at Mc in awe and admiration while Beelzebub finally announes that he was full while caressing his stomach with a satisfied smile on his face.
“Beel is finally done. Let’s go shopping boys.”
Mc announces as well after standing and waving their hand as a signal for them that they’re about to leave.
Belphie ask while rubbing his eyes and letting out a yawn.
“What do you mean by already?”
Satan lets out a chuckle while Asmo fixes his hair and takes a couple of more selfies and posting it on Devilgram, saying that they’re finally leaving.
“Man, I’m so full right now.”
Beel happily said while they exit the restaurant after Mc had paid their gratitude for their hardwork and that they’d get paid handsomely.
“Of course you are.”
Levi deadpans, along with Asmo who let out a huff.
“You really ate a lot.”
Mc smiles at the tall demon brightly, completely happy to see him satisfied and is also happy.
“You’re welcome to come here anytime, and that goes for all of you.”
Lucifer lets out sigh with his arms crossed while they all walk.
“You’ll bankrupt, especially with Beel.”
The human laughs at the raven haired’s statement and pat his shoulder.
“Oh, please. I won’t go down that easily.”
• • •
“A-A-Are you sure I can get all of these?!”
Levi stutters out with a complete look of disbelief on his face, while watching the cashier swiping the human’s black colored credit card as he holds all of his favorite anime figurine characters, and mangas that can only be found up at the human realm.
“Of course you can.”
Mc simply replied with a hum while taking back their card back from the female cashier.
“AN ANGEL!!! THANK YOU!!!”
He shouted while bowing half of his body as his face goes red at their smiling face and laugh.
Asmodeus gasp out before hugging Mc and letting a squeal.
Asmo takes the clothes he picked, which was quite a lot and quite expensive but Mc simply said that they’d buy it as gifts for him without an ounce of hesitation, which made Lucifer to feel a headache coming.
You’re spoiling his brothers too much.
“…I’m included as well?”
Mc replied with a very straight face after giving Barbatos a very rare
and expensive tea set that it’s only available to purchase at the human realm also.
“Thank you, Mc.”
Barbatos pats their head with a smile making them to nod their head, feeling satisfied once again.
Lucifer ask while he opens a dark colored blue box as his brothers takes a couple of pictures with the gifts they received, completely looking happy while Beelzebub eats once again, because that’s the only thing that makes him most happy.
Mc simply replied while staring at the demon straight in his eyes.
“A pen, and this seems to look very..expensive as well.”
“Of course. You, me, and Lord Diavolo. I got us the same thing.”
Lucifer glances at Diavolo as he waves his hand and points at his pen, looki very happy just like the rest of the group.
“I’m afraid this is too—”
Lucifer stares at them with a surprised face :0
And so, Mc being persistent and just won’t take Lucifer’s no, he ended up taking the gift at the end.
“Woah! Seriously?! I can have all of these money?!”
Mammon cheers with a big smile on his face as his eyes sparkles at the sight of the credit card in his hands.
“Is it not enough?”
The white haired demon let out a gasp.
“Are you kidding me?!”
He exclaimed while looking at the machine to see how much money was in the credit card, and there were so many zeroes that he couldn’t help but be shocked and happy at the same while Lucifer’s head aches, knowing that his brother would just spend it until it’ll end up with just one zero in it.
“I love you!!”
The human blinks their eyes then flashes a big bright smile and a joyful laugh, while the others face palms as he starts to stutter out incoherent words with a red face..
“Where do we go next?”
Everyone halted and stared at them with wide eyes, disbelief written all over their faces.
“We’re still going..?”
Simeon questions with a small laugh, which was replied quickly by Mc.
“…You’ve given us enough, Mc.”
Satan comments, still shocked that they would spend, or waste their money on them.
Luke joins while hugging the stuffed toy brown bear to him, which was about the same size as him, while Simeon holds his second gift that you gave him, because why not?
It was a cute looking baking set that he kept staring at, which Mc, with no second thoughts, hesitation, they quickly purchased it and persuaded Luke to have it, using their puppy eyes.
Mc just won’t take no for an answer.
“Just seeing all the price tags on these things is making me dizzy.”
The little angel announces with his head shaking.
“Why don’t we call it a day for now, Mc?”
Solomon joins in as well, now knowing the situation.
Mc didn’t bought anything for their self, not even once.
They bought all of these gifts for them, just for them and would look satisfied just by that, and if they won’t take it, they’ll persuade for them to.
Quite amusing actually.
Mc was spoiling everyone in the group, no exception.
The other human among the group stands up, completely fired up.
“I’ve been waiting for this day to happen.”
They announced with fire in their eyes, making some of them to laugh a bit.
Belphie questions while they follow them to a book store inside as Satan excuses himself and leaves to check out a book that has quickly caught his attention.
Although, no one heard nor notice the blonde leaving, the conversation continues among the group while a few female customers, employees, admires the males and their charming looks.
Beel laughs and caress his tummy once more, pleased that he gets to have another delicious food at the human realm.
“I’m fine as long as I get to eat.”
“Of course you would.”
Levi remarks while thinking that he was inside a manga that he had read a couple of months ago, before Mc’s return to the human realm and them visiting them.
I’m the most richest person in the entire world but I waste my money on a bunch of wholesome males and spoil them too much.
Mc’s so cool!!
“I’m gonna ask this time instead of Lucifer.”
Diavolo clears his throat and smiles sheepishly.
“Are you sure you’re fine spending this large sum of money, Mc?”
The human stands up and covers the little Angel’s ears, while he eats his ice cream and looks at them with a confused look.
After that, Satan comes back with a book in his hand, wondering what they just talked about.
“Are you all done? I’ve already bought a—”
“You should’ve told me.”
Mc cuts him with dark expression, making him flustered at their sudden change of expression.
He says with a sheepish smile while they start to take out their phone.
“They have lots of interesting books here.”
Simeon hums after returning a brown colored book back.
“Then I should probably purchase this entire shop, so you could take as many books as you can, Satan, Simeon.”
Both of them laughs first at their serious comment.
“You added money in my credit card.”
Mammon spoke out, with a hint of shock in his voice.
“Yes. There’s nothing much you want, but money. That’s why I did that.”
The demon starts to sweat, wondering why this human’s money isn’t going out, despite the large sum that has been spent just for a day.
“Isn’t this too much..??”
“Just shut up and take my money.”
The butler calls out with a smile on his face at Mc as he approaches them.
“Why aren’t you joining in?
They flashed a smile at the charming demon and gave a soft pat on his shoulder as the others occupy their selves into playing some games in the arcade.
Which Mc had to rent just for all of them so that they won’t have to wait for their turn to play a game.
"I’m thinking of what I should give you all next.”
They hum as they start to be deep in thoughts, and soon got one.
“How about I buy an entire mall for you all so that you could just come and go, take whatever you want?”
“No, not the bunnies!” - Diavolo
Barbatos tries to to force Solomon’s cooking on the brothers 😂