#obey me beelzebub
obey me! boys with an mc who sews
ft. my pea sized brain who thought of this at 12 in the morning
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He was amazed.
Who knew this human can sew? They're really good at it, no, amazing at it aswell.
Perhaps he'll ask them to make Diavolo a customized outfit. Maybe a coat to go along with it?
Will probably make them sew his worn out coats too.
Maybe if I tell em to sew me a few outfits I can earn mone–
Seriously though. He is both amazed and seein' quick grimm right now.
Made them tailor is uniform, that was pretty small on him at this point.
He's still considering on dragging them to his little scheme of selling the things they sew. For the mean time, he's wearing the clothes MC especially made for him during his photoshoots.
Immediately thought of asking them to sew him cosplay outfits
Pretended like he didn't care.
But deep down he wants to give them a thick ass album of cosplay outfits they can sew for him
Was fascinated by it.
Asked them to sew clothes for cats, he had no shame.
He uses MC's skills to an advantage; pranking Lucifer.
He's got another weapon for his schemes, and someone to sew clothes for cats. A perfect combo indeed.
liTERALLY ASKED THEM TO WORK FOR MAJOLISH
"Darling! Care to make me some outfits?~"
Is more than willing to help them design outfits!
They love all the outfits they make together. Featured ha.f of them on Majolish.
Thinks it's really cool!
Asked them if they can create food-based felt keychains so he can decorate his backpack.
Really loved it!
Just, tell him to remember that it isn't edible..
As he saw them sew, he decided to ask them to make him a fluffy blanket and pillow case, so he can snooze better.
Waking him up is 10x harder now.
Also loved it!
Probably told them to sew the dress he had on in the chat stickers
Lucifer was dissapointed, but not surprised by he fact Diavolo WORE it.
Makes them sew things in the castle like tablecloths, designs on curtains, oh boy good thing barbatos is there to help.
Was very happy to see someone else into sewing.
Weekly sewing dates are a thing with them now.
He would also pick up some techniques from them, and share his knowledge aswell.
Adores their little sewing dates very much and wishes they could hang out more often to craft things together.
When he first saw their sewing skills, the first thing he thought was they should sew the TSL outfits for the play.
He absolutely adored all the outfits.
Even helped them with some of the outfit sewing!
He wonders if they can sew something for Michael, too...
Was watching them create an absolute masterpiece and he was speechless.
Perhaps their skills can be used on magic, too?
I'm telling you he's asking them to make him a customized coat-
WOAH! THAT'S COOL!
Absolutely STUNNED by their works
Secretly asked Barbatos for sewing lessons so he can surprise them with a little gift
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(Realistically In-Character) Yandere Headcannons (& What kind of GN!MC triggers it.)
TW: Gross side of anime (sexualization of minors for example) mentioned in Levi's section with a clearly marked start and stop
TW: Asmo's cannon behavior
(I highly suggest reading this specific post on AO3 instead.)
This is less about forcing the brothers into specific tropes and more like what the brothers would be like in worst case scenarios if MC hadn't softened them up enough. It still could be them in particularly bad situations even after the fact in some cases. Things they'd do in bad ends if the game had real routes basically.
An emotionally scarred naïve, pushover MC that's always being dragged into dangerous situations sets him off. You've gained his affection, but not necessarily his respect. A MC like that ends up becoming an odd combination of a Lilith replacement (regardless of gender, it's about how different the role is from his literally and figuratively demonic brothers) and a romantic interest.
I don't think I need to remind you what happened to her or what happened when he thought he'd lose Belphegor to Diavolo do I? For all his boasting what he thinks is best for you isn't necessarily going to be best for you, but so long as you stay in a relationship with him he'll never respect your complaints.
He's far too used to being the uncompromising "father" figure and you remind him too much of a child regardless if you're past your thirties or you're seven feet tall and have more curves/muscles than the most ridiculous anime characters.
He's easily thousands of years old and the literal embodiment of pride, it's hard enough for demons close in power and experience to go against him. Even before then he was an angel meant to "guide the ignorant humans" and other angels alike.
He'll only truly believe your complaints if you leave him and stay gone until he apologizes and promises to change. Which honestly might not happen before you die even with your expanded lifespan.
Not just because of his pride, but because he has a good chance of realizing how much of a danger he is to you once separated. In fact even if you try to stay with another brother he might try to force you into the human world permanently "for your own good."
Whether you're terrified of him, Belphegor, or worse both, he feels responsible for your state even if you get over it eventually.
He didn't talk Diavolo out of this, he "chose" you, he locked Belphie in the attic, he let his pride in his magic cloud his judgement, he couldn't stop him from killing you, and he's almost killed you himself several times. Hell, he's completely sure he's killed you in worse ways in alternate universes. Diavolo's timing was far too convenient for it to not be true.
Beel may be the visible protector, but he's the "true" protector who makes sure Beel is even around to protect anyone else. It's only right that he "protects" you from his brothers when all but two have tried to kill you. (Even Asmo seems seconds from killing you if you choose the wrong answer after they find out you freed Belphie. He definitely would've tried if it didn't after his pact with you imo.)
Regardless if they have the best intentions or not Lucifer always does what he thinks is best and this kind of MC isn't one he'll ever listen to as an equal. He's all too eager to let you hate him so long as he believes you'll be safe.
He's kind of the odd one out in that he actually become worse the more self sufficient and stoic you are. If you don't need his protection he'll quickly start to feel useless and unneeded no matter how much you reassure him.
This causes him to panic and absolutely spam you with gifts, sending him even further into debt. If you try to refuse them, even for his own sake, you just make it worse.
At the same time he'll be constantly stealing from you even if he hadn't been before. He needs it to feel close to you, but then he feels bad and tries to return the really sentimental gifts back to you playing it off as you losing them.
If you figure it out (he's truly trying to deceive you, not the blushy tsundere nonsense or fun heists) and yell at him for it that can either be the end of the relationship or the start of his spiral. Deciding to forgive him for it, regardless of how much you yell at him, is just enabling him at this point. Rather, the longer you stay away before coming back the more desperate he'll be to make sure you never leave.
If you don't figure it out what sets him off is the rush he gets when you look at him gratefully for the first time. It's better than any win at the casino and he knows he's gotta play it smart. He doesn't steal big things often anymore, it'd lose effectiveness if he did, just things like pencils and hair ties to feel close.
It starts off well intentioned and relatively innocent. He begins to pry into your deepest fears and traumas, intent on protecting you from them the best he can.
No mere human can win a serious game of luck against the avatar of greed, much less resist the pull of the second most powerful brother using all he's got against them.
Don't worry though, he just wants information from your family and friends. Unless he finds out they were to blame, but sweet, stupid Mammon would never be able to murder MC's loved ones and cover his tracks like that without blurting it out right?
But eventually returning items doesn't work anymore. You're back to your stoic, independent self and you've never needed his protection once. He needs your gratitude more than anything. It starts off small.
"It's basically just like a surprise haunted house," he tells himself. You're dragged on adventure after adventure "gone wrong" with him. If you refuse he's more than happy to bring the danger to you.
Mammon just wants you to depend to on him, to see him as irreplaceable instead of the first step towards his brothers. Not to leave you with lasting trauma.
Although if you're still trying to avoid depending on him, maybe something is better than nothing...
The worst MC for him is a cheater, but instant death isn't much of a character analysis.
The second worst is the kind of person that lies to make other people happy or indulges others even if they aren't interested. The kind of person that doesn't like clubs, but lets Asmo drag them there anyway or lets Beel eat their food before they're done.
Even a doormat is less dangerous because at least they'll show signs of resentment. Not only is a genuinely kind but unable to stand up for themselves MC completely unrelatable to him now it's also a harsh reminder of his past. That used to be him and the more he tries to understand the more painful memories and resentment from that time come up.
It's especially bad if they're too afraid to say when something is bothering them. Not okay with explicit sex and nudity in what you thought was only a slightly lewd anime? (TW! START) Incestuous undertones? Explicit rape scenes with no warnings? Oddly sexual noises, poses, outfits, and behavior from a "loli" that's explicitly a child? (TW! END)*
He's so deep in weeb hell that despite all his complaining about how everyone hates otakus he doesn't even bother looking things like that up before watching with you. None of his male "friends" online have ever cared. Very few people in his community care, much less stop watching because of it. In his mind if you like anime and/or anything more than Nintendo or casual games just like him you'd either just ignore it (like him), know the signs, tell him ahead of time, or tell him now.(**)
He genuinely can't imagine hesitating to complain for any reason and he's not good at empathizing even by demon standards. He has no social skills (besides manipulation) whatsoever and the very little experience from genuine friendships before becoming a hikkimori faded long ago.
He needs someone with firm boundaries. He doesn't have much faith or trust on the best of days with all the assurance you can give him. If he can't trust you to tell him when you don't like him or don't want to do something he'll never trust you period. If you can't say no to other people then how can he trust you to say no to dates or stop yourself from falling in love?
He's already at his limit when it comes to fighting his sin. This isn't him not trying hard enough or not getting enough reassurance. The amount of envy you see is actually his carefully controlled release.
Give him any reason to doubt you when your behavior is already so alien and unpredictable to him and he'll pop. If you don't break up it most likely ends in him killing you in a jealous fit if he can't prevent you from never interacting with anyone else ever. Something that's fairly unlikely with Lucifer and his other brothers in general around.
I believe he was worse than Satan was in terms of pure destruction for a long time. I mean, he does just casually summon a mythical beast (easily enough to do it in his sleep too, literally) and wrecks the house often without a single apology. He gets pathetic punishments like being banished to his room when he never wants to come out of it too.
It's why Lucifer introduced otaku culture to him in the first place and lets him get away with so much despite not being one of his favorites like Mammon or the twins.
(Go here (tumblr) or here (AO3) for my expanded headcannons on Leviathan immediately after the war.)
The third worst partner for him is someone that's just as eager to a be an anti-social shut in as him. It doesn't matter if you're not that into what he's into or even just using him. If he's pretty much the only one you hang out with regularly and you take every chance to be alone he'll start to see you as the perfect partner in the most unhealthy way. No one can steal you away if no one can get to you.
He won't even be that devastated if you refuse to talk to him. A life size poseable figurine with unlimited outfits he can rant to is fine too. Although it may sound contradictory he wants you even more if he has competition, so long as you avoid them. Not much fulfils his sin's needs like getting some"thing" someone else wanted.
If he starts sneaking out of his room and going outside so you don't you have to you know something big is going on. It might not be the improvement you and his brothers seem to think it is.
It's much worse if you're a "tsundere." You don't actually have to be one, but if you say complain about the worst parts of anime/otaku culture while still liking anime and etc. he'll see you as one. Try to keep your feelings to yourself because a demon bf seems dangerous or you're insecure? Tsundere.
Get jealous over anything that steals his attention even once? Tsundere and completely in love with him. Jealousy is pretty much the only love language he accepts without question.
Once you're past the point of no return he becomes completely delusional in regards to your feelings. Run away? MC you don't have to do all that for his attention. Although it may seem less dangerous you've been thrown from the frying pan into the fire. No matter how violent or insulting you become he just applies anime/VN logic.
There are far too many abusive tsunderes for him to see it as anything but an expression of love and demons are already naturally violent. Even things that really piss him off like destroying his collection make him see you as a badly trained puppy that needs discipline and love.
Death may be painful, but is being controlled by him for the rest of your life really that much better?
I honestly can't see canon Satan exhibiting yandere behavior. He's much too self aware to justify it to himself or get delusional and much too controlled to do it anyway. Yandere isn't really yandere without the delusions or at least irrational behavior imo.
I can however see him be part of a typical abusive relationship wherein he lashes out with rage, but I'm really uncomfortable writing that. It's way too close to home in a way that yandere isn't imo.
Besides, I believe canon Satan would immediately break up with you the first time he seriously hurt you if he had any real affection for you at all.
He probably wouldn't even stay friends if you kept pushing to get back together in a way that made you sound desperate and "okay with" the abuse.
Saying things like you "love him enough to tolerate it" or saying you can change him and deal with it until he's better for example would turn him off.
Already cannon, just check out his reaction when you say you were thinking of someone else while being with him after the Belphie reveal. I'm also too uncomfortable with the implications on this one. I can't really not see a snapped Asmo doing dubious stuff at best if he doesn't just murder them so I can't write this.
(MAJOR TW!) He canonically threatens to commit necrophilia on MC's corpse and implies he'd sexually assault them while they're alive too. IDC if it's "just a threat" or not, it's too much for me not think of that every time he pops up. It's not impossible for the other yandere brothers to do something similar I suppose, but you can remove it entirely and make them asexual and their motives don't change while Asmo's center around it. (MAJOR TW! END)
While I reject cannon Asmo's extremely serious flaw and give him other ones in addition to his narcissism, it's still impossible for me to not see it for a yandere scenario.
Although honestly I think Asmo just straight up murdering them in a fit of rage is the most likely scenario anyway.
He doesn't seem like the type to keep himself from killing them purposely or not after losing control and I think he'd be too socially aware to believe he can just kidnap them and have it all work out if he hasn't snapped.
This might sound odd at face value, but I see Beel as a lot more likely to exhibit full on yandere behavior when you accept Belphie's offer to date both of them. He's an absolutely terrible influence when he suggests ways to "keep MC safe."
Belphie isn't above trying to manipulate him with subtle reminders of Lilith's demise if he's really concerned about MC and Beel only wants to see the best in his twin. He's already canonically mentioned running away from his brothers with Beel and MC.
Beel loves all of his brothers, but I can't see him ever choosing anyone over Belphie. Not after loosing Lilith, who he also choose Belphie over. Again, Beel's a pretty straightforward demon who likes to think the best of Belphie and has a huge amount of guilt for not realizing he was locked up. It'd be very easy for Belphie to manipulate him into something.
He might not even need to however. It's canon that Belphie and Beel feel what each other feel, literally. They're not real life twins, they're two sentient parts of the same being. Think more like if someone cast a spell on Cerberus to be able to separate, but they all still shared the same psychic connection than about human twins.
Which means Beel will be able to feel every time Belphegor feels overprotective, worried, jealous, and his suffocating feelings of love just like he canonically feels his stomachaches and sadness.
All it takes is a few accidents or close calls (that may or may not be orchestrated by Belphie) and he might start to agree with him on some things before Belphie starts trying to convince him in earnest.
Rather than being worried about losing you emotionally he's worried about losing you physically. He would be the type to be genuinely trying to protect you from harm rather than using is as an excuse.
He definitely doesn't want to lock you up or anything, but what's the harm in making sure one of them is always with you? What if you got attacked or had an accident and couldn't call them or they couldn't get there in time?
What's so bad about staring down every demon and shady sorcerer potential threat that looks at you? It's not like he's hurting anyone, he's just getting ready to in case they do. He's the family's protector and you need it more than anyone.
He's always there to cheer you up with your favorite food when no one wants to talk to you anymore. He's not sure why they're being so rude and it makes him even more annoyed with them and suspicious when someone acts differently than the new normal.
Beel would prefer to see you leave him for someone else if that's what really makes you happy than get hurt or even die. If he truly believes you're safer with someone else he won't try to keep you from them and might even encourage you to leave him.
In extreme scenarios he'd rather have you hate him than let you die, but it probably won't get to that in most cases because he'll only go full yandere without Belphie if you let him be suffocatingly overprotective. Unless you're an absolute dumbass with no sense of self preservation and/or are always getting hurt he'll back off the almost second you tell him to in the beginning.
It's hard to hate him anyway when he "protects" you from the outside world so sweetly and sorrowfully, letting you abuse him as much as you want so long as you don't hurt yourself. Especially considering it's basically a game of good cop bad cop with Belphie.
Last, but definitely not least is the main cannon yandere. I've already gone over him a bit in Beel's space and everyone who's made it far enough already knows what he's capable of.
I want to focus on what makes him unique. It's not often that you see a yandere that not only actively wants you to date someone else, but almost seems happier when you do so than when it's just him.
I believe part of that is because of the whole "two halves of one soul" that share everything deal they've got going on, but I also think part of it is his him trying to worm his way into MC using the path Beel made.
It could just be coincidence, but I find it important to take note that Belphie asks you after you say you like Beel despite the fact that a lot more Belphie fans like Beel than the other way around. The things that attract people to Beel over his brothers are mainly his honesty, kindness, and "purity." Things Belphie lacks.
Don't get me wrong, Belphie's always tied for my favorite at worst, but he's very manipulative, obsessive, a bit of a tsundere, a vengeful murderer that literally laughs at his brothers' horror, and has pervert vibes despite the way he insults his brothers for it. It'd make a lot more sense for it to be the other way around.
So again could be coincidence, but it's also perfectly in-character for him to try to get at Beel's partner and hope that Beel can convince them to like him too. If only so he isn't left behind. He already does something similar by convincing MC to help him make up with family. After all there's no real requirements for it, you don't actually have to flirt with Belphie or have high intimacy scores to get it.
But if it was him first Beel probably wouldn't ask and Belphie may or may not try to convince MC to date Beel too. On one hand he does genuinely seem happy about sharing (honestly the creep kinda sounds a little too happy sometimes,) but on the other hand he can be pretty selfish. Personally, if Beel had strong feelings and he knew MC wouldn't freak out I think he definitely would.
I feel like he also sees it as insurance. Even if you get mad at him or tired of him you still have Beel and Beel would never leave him. That gives him a chance to win you back or at least be near you and get Beel's secondhand happiness.
It also has the potential of being a bit of a threat. Breaking up with only one of them would be super messy and probably ruin it with the other. So breaking up with him, especially harshly, has a good chance of making you lose Beel too.
In other words unless you really hate him it's too risky so you might as well just let him worm his way in. And if you do really hate him it means Beel is really likely to leave you and you'll be completely alone. Which then allows him to turn Beel against you completely or manipulate you into coming back using that as leverage.
It lets him get away with a lot more than he otherwise would, but in this case he'd probably use those chances to isolate you instead of hurting you for any sadistic reasons. He doesn't need anyone but Beel and neither do you in his opinion.
As for the worst MC, I believe it'd also be an antisocial shut-in without a huge sense of self-preservation. It makes him feel less jealous at first, but then it makes every interruption and interaction with his brothers seem even worse in comparison.
Belphie's always been clingy, but between losing Lilith and being kept away from Beel he's become almost panicky from untreated PTSD. He never really feels satisfied, he just gets greedier every time you give into him when you don't want to.
With a "normal" MC he already knows he can't just immediately rip you away from the people you're with regularly. It keeps him distracted and lets him feel like he's making progress. Being a shut-in makes it very easy for him to isolate you from his brothers and convince Beel you wouldn't be too lonely with just them.
A suicidal MC or one not particularly concerned about losing their life worries him, regardless of how mad you were at him. He knows all too well how easy it was to manipulate and kill you and yet you don't even seem to look out for yourself.
He's not one to downplay that being the "Lord of Emptiness" and traditional symbol of depression himself. He's driven countless humans to suicide through a lack of sleep and constant nightmares and suffers from depression himself. He knows the signs better than any other brother, better than any angel really.
He's not losing someone else, not even if you hate him for it. He'll gladly play bad cop with good cop Beel if that's what it takes. You're not that happy here anyway, maybe you'll be happier without his annoying brothers and outsiders dragging you away from him.
If you're only dating Belphie he's still too lazy (and maybe just the slightest bit too sane) to try to drag you off somewhere, convince Beel, and deal with the fallout. If he thinks a romanced Beel is already halfway convinced to come along however...
If Belphie's lazy ass starts getting you things all the time without you asking so you don't have to leave the house do yourself a favor and beg Diavolo for protection. You're on the Bad End path and there's not much you can do to stop it.
Either you don't change much and Belphie's already started trying to convince Beel, or you suddenly develop an active social life and he panics thinking you're trying to leave him. Good luck MC, you're going to need it.
*Levi stans might hate me for this (I mean I am one, but), tbh my real life experiences kind of taint my perception of him. I mean he canonically has a Ruri-chan body pillow and an adult Ruri-chan 3D breast mousepad. Regardless of if it's adult Ruri-chan or not it's still sleazy and suspicious even if I know Solomare is probably doing it to avoid making Ruri-chan feel like even more of a love rival and not to make him a creep.
**I absolutely do not condone this type of victim blaming at all. I absolutely hate it actually and I was really pissed off when I wrote it tbh, but I've had to deal with irl constantly when interacting with male anime fans and thought it was fitting. It's fully intended to be a serious flaw that MC should be rightfully upset about. I'm sorry if it wasn't immediately clear, but I didn't want to break character.
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Obey Me As The Golden Girls Quotes #2
Asmodeus: “I do love the rain so. It reminds me of my first kiss.”
Simeon: “Aw, your first kiss was in the rain?”
Asmodeus: “No, it was in the shower.”
Diavolo: “Is there anything else we can get you, MC?”
Barbatos: “A little tea perhaps?”
MC: “I’m not in England, I’m having a heart attack!”
Mammon: “I wouldn’t be caught dead in that dress.”
MC: “You’d have to be dead six months to fit in it.”
Leviathan: “Oh, Lucifer! Thank goodness you’re here!”
Mammon: “Arrested for prostitution! I can’t believe it!”
Beelzebub: “Lucifer, we’re innocent!”
Lucifer: “I know that. I can’t believe these dumb cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with you.”
Simeon: “You...you...you rude person!”
Lucifer: “Go easy on him, Simeon.”
Diavolo: “Let me tell you about a lesson I learned when I was a little demon.”
Diavolo: “If you hold the bird gently, the bird will stay.”
Diavolo: “If you squeeze the bird, it’s eyes will bug out.”
Mammon: “How do I look?”
Lucifer: “Mammon, you look incredible!”
Mammon: “You really think so?”
Lucifer: “I really think so. I’ve never seen you look so stunning.”
Lucifer: “Who’s the designer? He deserve a Nobel prize for this miracle.”
Satan: “Is that all you care about? Money and applause?”
Mammon: “And sex. For which I generally get applause.”
Mammon: “No. And if I start acting like him, pull the plug.”
Asmodeus: “Mammon, at 2 AM this morning, I was entertaining a gentleman caller when Lucifer opened the door at the most inopportune time! I coulda lost my balance and chipped a tooth!
Mammon: “You think that’s annoying? He came into my room last night when I was re-enacting the plank scene from Peter Pan!”
Satan: “What the hell goes on at night in this house?!”
Solomon: “These your roommates?”
Solomon: “Which one’s the slut?”
Asmodeus, Belphegor & Mammon: “I am.”
Lucifer: “Asmo, wake up, my partner will be home any minute!”
Asmodeus: “Oh! Where’s my shoes!?”
Mammon: “Do we have any orange juice left?”
Satan: *stares at Mammon while pouring the rest of the orange juice into his glass*
Satan: “No, we’re all out.”
Asmodeus: “It’s so hard to dress for the psychiatrist. You wear black, they think you’re depressed. You wear red, they think you’re angry. You wear a negligee, they think you want to sleep with them!”
Solomon: “Why aren’t you arrested more?”
Mammon: “So, big shot, did you get the tickets?”
Satan: “Can’t you say ‘hello’ first?”
Mammon: “Hello, big shot. Did you get the tickets?”
Simeon: “Is that all you Italians know how to do? Scream and hit?”
Diavolo: “No! We also know how to make love and sing opera!”
Lucifer: “Now what’s wrong?”
Mammon: “I lost it, Lucifer!”
Lucifer: “You never had it, Mammon.”
Diavolo to MC: “You’re still as pretty as a ladybug sunning itself on a lily pad on a misty spring day, south of savannah.”
Mammon, mumbling: “Could you be more specific, big daddy?”
Asmodeus: “How do I look?”
Leviathan: “Like a widow in mourning.”
Asmodeus: “Good, he’ll know I’m available.”
Solomon: “Asmo, did you know at a truck stop in Tuscaloosa they have an egg dish named after you?”
Asmodeus: “Really?! How’s it prepared?
Lucifer: “Over easy.”
Mammon, filling out a crossword: “‘I am nothing but a cheap, tawdry slut’.”
Satan: “Don’t tell me...Is it...Asmodeus?”
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Hi! Of that's okay could i request big brother headcanons for the other brothers?👉🏻👈🏻
The Demon Bros Acting Like Your Big Brother
See Mammon’s here
• Gets jealous easily if you start spending time with his brothers more than him. You mean a lot to him and he doesn’t want his brothers’ constant nagging on him to rub off on you (it never could, Luci. don’t worry)
• If you so much as look at something through a window when you’re out with Lucifer, the next day he’ll have gone back and gotten it for you
• Through this, he learns what type of things you prefer, so his gifts are always the best - a secret only the two of you know
• Helps you study for tests, but only if you ask (his version of asking, which is him saying “MC, have you been studying enough or do I need to find you a tutor” and you responding with something along the lines of “I think the best tutor in the Devildom is right here”)
• Is often too shy to share his admiration for you verbally, so he thanks you for always being there for him through quality time and the occasional little gift
• Despite being addicted to his computer, he’s a really good listener and will go hours without it if you need him for anything
• Teaches you about all the best Devildom games, and the two of you spend hours together in bean bag chairs snacking and gaming, eyes watering from lack of sleep but you’re having too much fun to stop
• Incredibly sassy, but in a loving way that only you understand
• Always looking out for you, whether it be physically grabbing your arm to stop you from stepping in a puddle or reminding you of a test you had next week
• Will beat someone up if they bully you for being a human, and I’m not saying that he’s done it before, but he’s done it before. That’s his human, and no one, demon or otherwise, is going to hurt you
• Loves to play board/card games with you on Sunday mornings, specifically ones from the human world. He finds them fascinating and loves the time you spend together teaching him the rules
• All of the brothers are overprotective in their own way, but Asmo is always obvious with his care for your wellbeing
• If you’re about to do something dangerous with Belphie or impulsive with Mammon, he’ll always find himself in the right place at the right time to remind you to think before you act in the most casual yet stern older-brother way possible
• Teaches you to dance before the first ball that Diavolo throws, which at first you thought was a joke offer, but he takes dancing surprisingly seriously
• (16+) Almost has Regina’s mom from Mean Girl’s vibe. Won’t walk in on you, but if you find an extra pack of condoms in your drawer the night you told him you were going out to the bar you knew how they got there
• Will cover for you if you forget an assignment or are in trouble
• Also will cuddle you whenever you miss the human world or just need someone to be there for you
• Secretly loves to prank his older brothers, especially since no one ever suspects him. The two of you pull some seriously good pranks on Lucifer and laugh together as he erupts “MAMMON!!!”
• You learn how to cook together, there are videos on DevilTube he’s been meaning to watch, so sometimes you wake up early together and cook breakfast for everyone
• He got into the habit of journaling when he was locked in the attic, and now he finds the pages filled more and more with how proud of you he is and little memories he has of you throughout the day
• When you fall asleep against him during a movie night he wraps an arm around you cautiously and makes sure your neck won’t be sore when you wake up the next morning
• As an official member of the “Lucifer, You SUCK!” club, he will get in on the pranking with you and Beel from time to time, and his evil streak makes it all the more fun
A/N: Sorry some of these are a bit short! I really liked this tho heh I’m a sucker for wholesome demon bro content
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! Theory Time ! (! Spoilers !)
Yeah Solomon in lesson 46-12 that he HAD someone he loved but it wasn’t mutual ? So Solomon loved that person but they didn’t ? Maybe it’s stupid theory but what if Solomon was a FRIEND of the man Lilith fell in love with? You know they were three best friends at first then Solomon and that man fell in love with Lilith but Lilith choose that man and Solomon cared about both of them and he wanted them to be happy with eachother so he let them. (of course he was sad). He didn’t even confess his true feelings to Lilith because he didn’t want to destroy their friendship.Then his friend fell ill, Lilith died at war. Maybe he was trying to heal his friend himself?
Maybe he summoned Barbatos to help him heal his friend ? Solomon back then valued his friend and love.
And another thing I like to think and that is his hair weren’t always white. Maybe they were black, brown ? You know he’s very VERY very old so maybe how did he age so his hair just turned white?
Now that flower Solomon is holding in his new card animation :
I think it’s carnation.
Meaning of flower: Love, purity, good luck fascination and distincion
When were are at it...
Does Simeon, Luke and Solomon know that MC is Lilith’s descendant ?
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Warnings: Spoilers!!, A little tiny bit nsfw/spicy???
Random obey me screenshots I have saved bc appearently this is some form of content
I only saved this (↑) bc of the weird laugh at the end
Luci being seggsy while mad😫
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Mc: My wrist hurts.
Satan: Why? You were healed by spell cure after you broke your ankle.
Mc: I had to write "I will not be stupid and sacrifice myself ever again" like, a million times.
Beel: Who made you do that?
Lucifer: It needed to be done.
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Beel: He looks so peaceful...
Mc, getting out a sharpie: And vulnerable.
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Beel: So do I have a girlfriend or a boyfriend today?
Mc: Since you ate the last slice of cake, today you have an enemy
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Welp! After some intense grinding(heh 🤭) I FINALLY redeemed Beelzeboo's yukata!
♡♡ I HAVE NO REGRETS ♡♡
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Patton watched anxiously from the window as Ghostbur decorated the side of the cottage with vines. It was night time, stars and moon high in the sky.
Ghostbur suddenly gasped. "Look! It's a sign!" He looked at Patton and pointed across the wood. In the middle of the arctic, was a blue sheep. "Blue!"
Patton opened up a chest, giving him a leash. "Ghostbur, you need to get somewhere safe. Here, take the sheep woth you." His tone was kind and comforting despite the impending situation.
"Okay! Buh-bye Patton, come here blue boy!" Ghostbur floated over to the sheep, patton sighing in relief. He went back into the cabin, the next few moments silent.
Something crackled to life, both of them jumping. Techno fumbled to reach into his satchel, pulling out what looked like a pink game boy with an antenna attached, all the buttons with letters and numbers. "Techno they're almost there." Philza's voice crackled through static. Techno's eyes go wide. "You're a god send Phil." He looked at Patton who nodded, flipping his hood on and heading to the attic.- 🍰
All of the brothers but Satan flinched at the use of ‘god’ still holding a lot of resentment towards him. “I hope he’ll be ok.” Beel whimpered a pout forming on his face. “I’m sure that Techno can handle this and protect him. After all this is just a memory.” Lucifer reminded his brothers hoping to make them calm down even a little.
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how i think the brothers write
- the usual cursive writer
- very clean, formal and readable
- this seems like a faster method of writing on his unending stack of paper work
- ALL CAPS YUHH
- writes quick, and in all caps because lowercase doesn't exist in his dictionary /j
- surprisingly readable, unless he's gonna run away from debt again
- a normal neat style
- he writes letter "a" like in texts
- all in all very nice and simple, barely writes on paper since hes all digital but has good handwriting!
- cursive man #2
- less readable than the others, since he writes in cursive really fast.
- writes like a doctor sometimes. better be thankful if you can even read his writings when he does that.
- very recognizable despite almost sharing the same handwriting as satan and lucifer!
- adds hearts on the end of his paper
- loves using thicker ballpens, since he writes a bit harder on paper than the others.
- all caps!!
- kinda like mammons, but more spaced out and somewhat chonky (i dont know how to describe it)
- very readable! unless it has sauce smeared on it...
- small handwriting
- everything is in lowercase and, s m a l l .
- would fuck up his handwriting a bit on purpose so people/demons will have a hard time reading. sometimes passes his essays like that.
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Aphrodisiac Induced Reader + The Brothers
A/N: The brothers!! I hope yall enjoy!! Aphrodisiac induced is always a fun thing to play with. The brothers,, my beloved
You really should have known better than to take food that was offered by Beel. You know that he has the right intentions in mind- that him sharing food is a miracle of itself and rejecting him would have his brows furrowed and lips pursed into a pout- but he’s also gluttony. He can eat whatever he wants and as much as he wants without so much of a stomach ache. You, on the other hand, cannot. You should have seen this coming when the cupcake you bite into filled your mouth with such an indescribable sweetness that it made your teeth ache, the flavor otherworldly and leaving you hungry for me, taking greedy bites out of the cutely decorated pastry. There was a sharp pang in your stomach, your body on fire and sex dripping with every nudge that your body made.
You couldn’t be alone right now- or maybe you should have been left alone, maybe that would have saved you from humiliation of your dripping arousal that was leaking past your slit. You’re quick to rise, standing on shaky legs, curled over as your cheeks burn, sweat beading against your skin, only worsening the sensitive state that you are in. It’s fast-acting, making your breaths come out in heated gasps, and everything just feels a bit too much, just too good for it to be normal. An aphrodisiac- a strong one that is making you impossibly aroused. You suck in a sharp breath and go to the person who you know will treat you right.
Lucifer is a gentleman- most of the time at least. But during your time of need he is perfect to go to. He’ll allow you- or more like insist- that you stay in his office until the aphrodisiac’s effects have passed. You’ll lay on the couch, face buried into a throw pillow while the other one is between your legs. Shame has long been gone since you’ve entered his domain, his eyes never really leaving your shaky frame. When you moan his name, he stiffens, the pen in his hand is held tighter but he still rises, walking towards you in concern. He’ll sit beside you, let his hand curve over your forehead, feeling the heat go through his glove.
He clears his throat, pulling his hand away, and there’s this heavy look on your face, the pillow squeezed tight between your legs, the pillow under your head has faint imprints of your teeth. He’ll avoid touching you, pulling his hand away from you and walking briskly to his desk chair. He can hear your steps across the floor, the way you gasp his name and seem to rub your thighs together for any sort of friction. He won’t spare you a glance, eyes focused on the paperwork in front of him. Underneath the desk, his leg jolts as you snake your arms around his shoulders, your lips wet as they touch his neck.
There isn’t enough time in the day and night for him to focus on his work and on your growing needs that are starting to mark everything in his office. Black ink scratches along the pape, the letters growing shaky as you snake your way onto him. He’s actually startled when you situate yourself on his lap, your sex pressed against his erection. He’s surprised by your sudden confidence but writes it off due to the effects of the aphrodisiac. You’re above him, arms snaked once more on his shoulders and you play with the hair that rests on the nape of his neck.
The feeling of shame is not foreign to the Avatar of Pride but even then, letting you know that he is indeed aroused given the situation does bring a bit of heat to his body. His hands find their way to hold onto your hips, trying to ignore the way that you have begun to grind against his. But there is work to do and despite the growing need to pleasure both you and himself, he displaces you, ignoring the way that you call his name and can’t seem to stop touching him.
The only way to gain his attention that you desperately long for is to push him away, the wheels locking against an edge of the floor and you bend yourself over the desk. Lucifer wants to throw you out so you can be another’s problem but you pull your bottom layer off, your fingers searching inside your leaking hole and pride starts to fuel him. You touch yourself in front of him, beg for him to touch you- of course you would. Slender hands come to touch your body, and you’re already leaking onto the floor, thick, sweet arousal staining the very room that he allowed you to enter. His cock is against you, rimming around your entrance, hearing your cries and please for him to simply fuck you but you did cause him to become distracted from very important work and he is going to punish you for that.
Of course you’d go to him. He is your first after all, why wouldn’t you go to The Great Mammon? But wow, he was over his head when you came knocking at his door. Always eager to see and spend time with you, he allows you to enter without seeing the state you’re in. You stagger into his room, holding his hand and stumbling into him and it’s only then that he can smell the sweet, lingering aroma in the air. He wants to believe you’re just trying a new perfume and now it's made you sick, but it’s worse than that when the hand you’re holding moves to your chest. He can feel your rapid heartbeat, the way your body is in flames that can rival hellfire itself, the pained cry of his name as you try to pinch your legs together in the awkward embrace.
Frozen for a moment, Mammon completely blanks on what to do. He can feel your pain, the aching need in your entire body that makes you feel as if you’re going to combust into flames. He doesn’t know whether to touch you or not. But then you cry his name- sobbing it out in broken syllabus and you cry that it hurts and you think you might die and you're in his arms. Your hold on him tightens and he thinks he can leave you to be- let you wait out the excruciating pain in his room until the feeling fades and just thank him with attention or material objects later. He fails to consider that he is weak to you and when you look at him with teary eyes, he falters.
He stutters in his explanation, talking about how he can maybe go out and get you a toy or something- and he promises to be quick, he is the fastest after all. But then the thought lingers and he imagines your sex stretched with some toy that he chose, and his body jerks. Your vision is growing blurrier by the second and the hold on his hand tightens until your knuckles pale. You pull on him, thanking whatever God is watching down on you, that the door to the prized car he keeps in is open. Even he’s unable to know what is going on until you push him inside, crawling onto the back seat, calling his name and begging for him to join you.
In such a closed space, the Avatar of Greed is trying desperately to avoid touching you. He stays seated in the front seat, fingers drumming along the steering wheel. He cares for the car deeply- one of the few things that gives him freedom that is indescribable and yet, here you are. Your sex is leaking, your cries echoing across the closed space and what is music to his ears in his dreams is now a horrible reminder that you are seated behind him, victim to an aphrodisiac. He needs an excuse to touch you, needs to just feel you for a moment and when you threaten to stain the flawless leather seats with your slick, it’s enough for him to crawl to the back seat.
He never realized how crowded it was, how his elbows and knees tend to knock into things. He doesn’t notice how you’ve kicked your shorts off, how your underwear has become dark in color to your dripping sex. You kiss him, and Mammon is weak to you. His hands are on you, the scent overpowering and he promises to keep the touching to a minimum to only touch what you’ll let him touch and kiss where you want him to. But you’re huffing, grabbing onto him and trying to meet his crotch. The windows grow foggy, the car begins to creak but neither of you pay it any mind. It’s cramped and you’re too close but not close enough, you ache to be closer to him, to have him pressed against you until all you can remember is the way that his chest feels against your skin, the warmth of him, and the way his kisses are so tender and feverish all at once.
Leviathan refuses to make eye contact with you. He won’t even address you. He sits on his desk chair, playing a game that doesn’t need half of the attention he usually gives. You rest inside his bathtub, curled over he presumes, whining and mumbling something that sounds like his name but he can't be so sure nor does he expect you to mumble his name in your current state. But as much as he wants to drown you out, he can’t. You’re too whiny, crying and begging for a solution, peeling your shirt off because it’s too hot. He reasons that’s because of the aphrodisiac because his room is always kept to a cool temperature. So now, he has you topless in his bathtub and the only proof is your shirt that was tossed where he sits and the reflection above, portraying a teasing, blurry image of your torso.
It’s possibly the worst situation for the poor, introverted demon. He finally has you all to himself and you’re in such a needy state and the plot is so close to a top tier hentai of his- Help! My Friend Took a Drug and Now They Won’t Stop Grinding on Me But I Also Don’t Want Them To Stop. But You came to him, you trusted that he would watch over you and whether it was because he kept his room so guarded or because you trust him, he really doesn’t know which. It’s just too muddled for him to believe that you would actively choose him. So, he does what he does best- he immerses himself in a game. The cutest game that he could think of- one that even if he grew and remained hard would make him feel more like a degenerate than he already does. He puts his headphones on and as if everything is trying to punish him, the loading screen takes forever.
The soundtrack plays loud, booming in his headset and effectively drowning you out. But he knows you’re still crying for him- that you're still in the same room with him. The perverted otuka glances up where he can see your reflection and he catches a glimpse of your hands cupping the swell of your chest and his face burns. Had you caught him peeking before? Was this a way for you to play with yourself without actively touching yourself? He can feel his growing arousal, translucent pre-ejaculate spilling past his slit and staining his boxers. It’s humiliating and he hates that the idea of you touching yourself in his room is more than enough for him to get in the mood.
He’s ignoring you- the only way that he can hopefully soften without actually creaming his pants. He avoids your reflection, ignores how your hands grip the curve of the tub until your knuckles pale, how you swing a leg over and it meets the hard layer of the bath, and for a moment, you still. He’s ignoring your decision to remove yourself from the place he rests and staggering to him. When he feels your hands on his thighs, he startles and the game minimizes into a small box. Unaware of what to do in this situation, he freezes, letting his body tense as you crawl onto his lap, your eyes heavy with lust and body feeling so warm above him that he’s unable to breathe.
His breathing is ragged, his hands stopping on the curve of your bum, as he’s unable to look anywhere else but your face. You’re flushed, gripping onto him, your tongue out as you pant and you’re so desperate for his attention that you lean close. His hands raise in an attempt to push you off but as if it were a cliché moment, his hands curve over your chest and you whimper his name at the simple touch. The third born should have been careful, he shouldn’t have let you grind against him and he surely shouldn’t have let himself becomes distracted by a kiss and yet, here he is, undressing himself as you greedily slide yourself onto his cock, your face scrunching up as every scale is pushed further into your aching hole. Leviathan is holding you close, the computer screen dimming as your can fill him spill inside of you.
Eager to learn, he knows the effects of what an aphrodisiac can do to a being. So when you come knocking at Satan’s door, begging for refuge, leaning against him and gripping at his shirt, he pats your hand, and welcomes you inside. He allows you to rest on his bed, letting you bury yourself under his blankets. Perhaps it wasn’t the best idea for either of you- you’re inhaling his scent during a time of desperate need, and soon when the effects wear off, he’ll be left in a bed that is drenched in your scent. That, however, is a problem for another day.
In order to keep his mind and hands busy, he’ll finally organize his room. He’s able to ignore your whining, the way that you shiver under the covers and bury yourself into his pillow, how you spread your legs so they are uncovered by the blanket; he ignores the sweet scent of your arousal that fills the room and his lungs. He holds his breath, taking few, deep breaths every now and then to avoid inhaling too much of you. You’re whining, talking through the pillow about how it hurts and you just need something- and doesn’t he have a spell he can use to just rid you of at least a tiny bit of it.
It’s the growing arousal of himself and your constant whining that edges him closer to annoyance. He holds books tight in his hand, orders them by author and published years, height and volumes, but it isn’t enough to drown you out. He regrets letting you enter his room but in the same second, he regrets having the thought. He’s happy that you came to him, trusted him enough to see you in a disheveled state. He doesn’t want to scare you off or make you feel unwanted, so he edges closer to you, tugging on the bottom of his shirt as if he were a nervous boy instead of a grown demon. The bed creaks under his weight and your hand latches onto his thigh. He jerks his leg, your hand only squeezing tighter and when he makes eye contact, your eyes are filled with tears, glistening and catching on your lashes like fresh dew.
You’re aroused, deeply and sweetly. It's a nervous thing to be attracted to someone like you, a demon that has been round and born with blood and wrath etched deep into soul and yet here he is, nervous to even touch your trembling hand. He knows the effects of something as strong as an aphrodisiac and for a demon made one, there is no real spell for it. He lets you lay on his lap, your mouth close to his sex, eyes lidded and holding tight to his hand. His control is fading, his growing need pushing past logical thought. He offers himself, and you rise quickly, already straddling his lap, your chest pressed against his, asking if it is okay. A cold shiver runs through his spine and he nods, offering that he’ll take care of you.
The trembling, nervous demon fades just as quick as it came when your lips are on his. You kiss him, need so transparent that he’s teasing, pulling away, letting your back meet the bed. His smile is sharp, leaning to kiss your pursed lips, grabbing your leg and pulling it upwards, mumbling praise under his breath when you hook your leg around his waist. Satan is heavy when above you, and maybe it’s the aphrodisiac that still lingers on your tongue, but he is unwilling to move away from you, kissing you and hooking his fingers in your mouth when you moan. You’re needy and he wants to hear you beg for him, calling his name. He cups your face with spit coated fingers, asking you to be good for him and mew for him.
As the Avatar of Lust, Asmodeus immediately knew something was off in the house when he felt lust in the air. It’s sweet. Intoxicating and bitter all at once. It’s like the sweetest honey known to mankind and he knows the feeling well enough to open his door before you have the thought to knock. He welcomes you into his room, letting you rest on the bed, a small part of him on the inside crinkling when you ruffle the sheets. But, of course, he knows this isn’t you- you would never be so careless. It’s all because of the aphrodisiac making your movements more frantic.
He knows the cure to end it- sex, plain and simple. Masturbation might help but he fears your hand will become sore. Always eager to have somebody in bed with him- out of his own sin and own need for company- he offers you two choices. You can borrow a toy- new, still in the box and all- or he could take care of you. Perhaps he shouldn’t have offered the second option, he knew how excited you were to simply enter a room with another living being but he couldn’t help himself. You look absolutely adorable with your flustered face.
A kiss from the living Avatar of Lust is better than any pleasure that you’ve ever received. And he knows it. You moan under him, your body shaking and eyes rolling to the back of your head, clawing at the shirt on his back. He smiles into the kiss. So eager to be taken care of that a simple kiss was enough to make you climax, your arousal dripping onto your underwear, so heavy in the air, that he pulls away as he feels your breaths start to shorten due to lack of air. But even as he pulls away, you still reach to pepper him with kisses, your breathing reggae against his face, gasping for breath with every parting kiss.
Your hands are on him, eager to pull him into another kiss. You want him and it’s evident from the way that you don’t push away when he removes his clothing. But, he stops for a moment, watching your gaze on him, wide and dazed and you stare at him as if he was something more than just a demon, you give him your worship and you pull him into another kiss. He stiffens, pulling away and asking if this is what you want, touching your bare skin only to flinch away as if it burned him. And when your lips are on him, your smile returns for a moment, telling him that you came to him because you knew he would tend to you in any way, and he melts.
His lips return to yours, kissing you eagerly, wanting nothing more than to just keep his lips on you. And as last time, you shudder beneath him, another orgasm washing through your body, your release spilling pass your slit. Limps entangle with each other and you cry the name Asmodeus, moaning it as if it were the only thing on your mind, sobbing under him and telling him how good it feels. You pet his head and let him bury his face into our chest, peppering kisses until he reaches your neck. His eyes close, an unexpected climax teases at him, as you pull him closer to your aching body. Every sigh from you in a gentle gust of wind, every cry a song that not even choir from the Celestial Realm can rival. He pushes deep inside of you, letting you feel every curve and texture from his cock as it molds your leaking hole into his shape.
Beelzebub feels incredibly guilty when you come to him, his shirt knotted in your hands as you explain what you ate. He blames himself, going to hold you only to flinch when you hiss and pull yourself closer to him. It’s an aphrodisiac, he should have known that you’ll be more sensitive to touch during this time. He apologizes as he leads you to his bed, shaking his head and holding your hand. He’s gluttony- he should have been able to smell the scent of an aphrodisiac.
Of course, he’ll let you hide in his room until the effects wear off. He won’t make a single peep but it’s difficult for him. His clothes are sticking to him, his body is in an odd sticky situation where sex clings to him clothes and skin. He knows the effects of the aphrodisiac but he feels guilty for giving it to you so when you cling to him, begging for him to not let go of you, he sighs and stays beside you. He’s stiff, unwilling to move and can only let out a shaky breath, when you press yourself closer to him, hooking a leg over his and curling it over. He can feel your sex- hot and pulsing and he leaves ripped bedsheets as his hand curls into the comforter.
He’s rubbing your back, letting his fingers drum against your spine as he hears your panted breaths. He knows he should stop, that he should at least go and take a shower so he can at least smell good but you hold a tight grip on him. You’re feverish, burning against him and he can tell you want more, your lips open up and kiss along the side of his ribcage but he can’t move.
It’s getting too much- even for him. He doesn’t want to take advantage of this needy state that you’re in but as he rises with a feeble explanation that he’s going to take a shower, you pull him down. He’s above you, your eyes watery and cheating rising and falling with heavy breaths. He can’t kiss you but you’re leaning closer, your lips brushing against his and he can smell the aphrodisiac that still rests like heaven on your tongue. You don’t blame him for the accident slip, you’re just begging for him to take care of you, letting your hand rest over the swell of his breast and he’s growing weaker by the second.
When your lips are on his, your tongue slipping past your lips, Beelzebub can taste the aphrodisiac and he’s melting. His tongue has made its home on your mouth, curving over your pink muscle and feeling the way you shudder beneath him. His name is muted by the kiss, your hands clawing at his clothing and he’s sweaty and aroused, watching you as you strip yourself of your clothes. The lovely pastry that still lingers isn’t enough for him to go into a full rut, but it’s enough for him to bend your legs to your chest, your hole pulsing as his cock aligns to it. The way that you call his name is enough for him to push himself fully into you.
Belphegor is asleep under the covers, pillow tucked under his head and he does not awaken to your scent growing closer and closer, heavier and sweeter than usual. He doesn’t awaken when the doorknob wiggles, a frantic turning but he does awaken when you slam the door. He is startled awake, his eyes wide for a second before narrowing, teeth flashing as he lets out a low growl. He stops when he notices it's you, yawning and telling you to get into bed with him. It’s only until you’re beside him, greedily taking the invitation, that he realizes the state you’re in.
He has to prod you until you tell him what’s happened, watching as you bury your face into a pillow, whining out pathetically as you tell him what happened. He laughs, it’s sharp and teasing. Of course, you took an aphrodisiac by accident. It could only happen to you. He tries to be sympathetic with you. He knows you must be in a great deal of pain, but then again you came to him and that makes him stay awake for a bit longer, turning over on his side and watching you struggle to not touch yourself despite the aroma of your arousal that is thick in the room.
Sloth offers to put you under a deep sleep- he can’t promise that you’ll be still- but he can promise that you’ll wake up without the effects of the aphrodisiac. When you refuse, he merely shrugs, turning over with a pout. He’s disappointed but he can’t do much. He does tell you that he is tired, so he’ll be sleeping but you’re allowed to spend the rest of your heightened arousal in the attic with him. The power of an aphrodisiac- one made a devil no less- is strong, and giving it you in even worse. He can sense the neediness in you, the way you watch him with lustful eyes, your mouth parted the eagerness to get into bed with him.
As promised, he slips off into a sleep, leaving you alone. But your body is on his, legs parted with his single leg. He isn’t asleep long enough for him to be in an actual slumber before he feels the bed move ever so slightly. It’s constant and your whining, mumbling apologies and he opens his eyes to find you humping his leg. It’s pathetic and hot all at once, watching you get off on his leg alone, so desperate for release that you’ve succumbed to humping him. His smile is tight, turning over and letting his tail curl around you, the static in the air only causing you to arch your back when his demon form pops out. It pricks against your wrists, the fur unkempt as he rises above you.
You wanted his attention and now you’ve gotten it. You’ve woken him up from nap, it’s normal and expected for him to be grouchy but thank goodness that the smell from your leaking sex is more arousing that anything else he’s encountered. You’re on your knees on the mattress, his hips meeting yours and letting out a loud grunt when he finishes. He’s tired and over it but his cock still stands upright and you’re still needy and awake, your sex leaking with his arousal. Belphegor will lay on his back, offer himself in his sleep to you until you’re content. The last coherent thought he has is sighing at how warm and squishy you feel against him.
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Most to least likely to be affected by rejection from GN!MC. (& Their Worst Rival)
( Lesson 14-16 spoilers. This also on AO3 if you’d like to read it there.)
He'd be pissed regardless of how you treated him. He would blame it on how he didn't get enough time with you. (And him y'know literally laughing over your corpse he killed with his bare hands if he's being honest with himself.)
Belphegor would probably be the most in denial and keep telling himself he just needs more time in order for you to change your feelings. Even Leviathan would get tired of hearing his signature phrase getting repeated back to him over and over.
Someone would have to step in eventually (unless you never really forgave him or made it extremely clear you'd never be into him that way) and he'd throw a huge fit.
It'd be especially nasty if it was Diavolo, Lucifer, or Simeon that you were dating, in a way that might irreparably damage their relationship. At least for a few centuries or so anyway.
He'd still be upset, but ultimately happy for you and Beel if you still get along with him. Not only is his twin happy, but it means you "have" to tolerate him to make Beel happy and he'll be seeing you a lot more than with someone else.
He'd still try to worm his way into the relationship like he does in canon, but that'd probably be the end of it if you reject him clearly and calmly.
If you still hate him however he'd probably try to break you and Beel up. Not because he likes you, but because he's terrified you'll convince Beel to leave him like Lilith did and he'll be all alone.
He'd hate to be separated from his twin regardless, but he's become especially clingy and almost paranoid about it after being locked in the attic.
They may be demons now, but he's still stuck in the PTSD mindset of an angel being corrupted by a human. To him, Beel is still an angel deep down and just as naïve as his sister was. I mean, Lilith did in fact die because she fell in love with a human regardless of who's fault it was. (In a roundabout way, sure Belphie.)
Getting some closure, learning she lived a happy life, and knowing that Lucifer didn't just completely abandon his family to lick Diavolo's boots for no reason helps ease his anger, but this just pure fear.
Not only is he afraid of history repeating itself, but Beel's with someone who has every reason to hate him. Despite helping him and his family it'd almost be easier to trust a random human than a MC that hasn't truly forgiven him.
His pride is hurt, especially if he confessed, but ultimately he'll be happy for his brothers once he gets over it.
He's higher than he could've been because I think he'd be able to share much more with a lover than "another person to look out for." He probably wouldn't let you see his vulnerable side, especially if directly rejected.
It's different however if he saw you as more of a "Lilith" (MC can be any gender) figure than someone akin to his brothers.
(Give him a break here, this demon hasn't had a real, on equal terms, friend to relax around since the fall. His comparisons are a bit faulty, but he ultimately means someone who helps him and never intentionally hurts his pride vs his asshole brothers causing trouble.)
Honestly, I feel like he'd believe he'd never have a chance like this again. MC has already seen him at his worst and his most vulnerable and they get along with his brothers. They've had plenty of opportunities to hurt them and yet they haven't even after securing a pact with him.
When would he even have the time to find someone else, much less someone he could actually relax around and show his softer side to? There are far too many demons and humans alike out to gain status or looking to exploit their weaknesses.
The worst person for MC to pick would be Diavolo or Simeon. For Diavolo not only would he have to see him practically every day of his life knowing he's "taken" yet another person from him, but you're also with the person who’s hurt his pride like no one else before.
He can't refuse a serious order from Diavolo, he was forced to swear his loyalty and be subservient to save his dying sister literally the second his feet touched the ground after fighting for freedom, you chose one of the few beings more powerful than him, he can't mourn his feelings in peace without Diavolo or MC noticing, and most of all he doesn't seem to actually trust Diavolo. The entire reason Belphegor was locked in the attic was because he was scared of what Diavolo would make him do to his own brother.
There's no way he doesn't also have a ton of PTSD from the war and the events leading up to it. He was God's "favorite" too before the war, what makes the literal Devil who forced him into servitude in exchange for his sister's life any different?
I believe part of his domineering attitude is because he can't trust any authority figure but himself. It doesn't help that Diavolo uses his position against him constantly. It's not for anything super serious, but more than enough to prove he's not above it if the deal itself didn't make it clear.
On the other hand Simeon represents everything he lost. Technically Lucifer chose to give it up, and he definitely doesn't regret it, but he's not sure you'll see it that way.
The "friend" that refused to follow him like his brothers and supported the tyrant that allowed Lilith's death, but doesn't seem all that interested in playing by their rules himself and acts like they should welcome him with open arms. Maybe Lilith's death could've even been prevented if they had one more powerful angel on their side.
If Simeon did fall because of his love for MC that'd make his refusal to help his little sister that fell for the same reason so much worse. Especially if Simeon acted like he did nothing wrong like he most likely would. It'd be another betrayal from him and a betrayal from MC as well.
I feel like he'd feel the happiest for Mammon if he considers you a good influence on him, maybe even if you aren't. He has a difficult time actually showing it, but Mammon is his favorite and he entrusted you to him in the first place for a reason after all.
He'd also be grateful to a MC that can soothe Satan's pain and help him in ways he cannot imo.
Beel is another one of his favorites and he recognizes how hard he would fight to protect you even if his self control and strategies aren't the best.
Leviathan actually seems to be one of his least favorites if not the least favorite, but if you can soothe his envy and make him more "respectable" he'd feel proud of him imo.
Belphegor would give him mixed feelings. On one hand it's hard enough putting MC in the hands of anyone else, much less someone that's killed them.
On the other hand he would see it as ultimate proof that there aren't any hard feelings left and you're truly committed to the family.
It would depend on MC's personality and how well they enforced their boundaries with Belphie. Lucifer does have a bad habit of interfering "for your own good" when it comes to the people he loves.
He'd be worse the closer you were, but ultimately he wouldn't try to force you into changing your mind if he believes you're truly happy. If MC was an easily overstimulated introvert he'd understand a lot more than an extroverted party animal turning him down.
It's not the first time he's sacrificed himself for his brothers and he'd sacrifice himself for you as well at this point.
A romantically incompatible MC that still needed his protection would hurt him the least imo. He'd understand more easily why it wasn't him and still enjoy their time together for what it is. I feel like he'd fall into the "big brother" role pretty easily in certain circumstances from the beginning anyway.
I think it'd still be possible (but not easy) for him to be vulnerable around a friend after a while too, especially if their relationship was more platonic to begin with.
Simeon would also be the worst person for Mammon to lose MC to. Ignoring the fact that he's probably a "better" choice for a protector and Mammon canonically complains about him while Simeon insults him in later chapters, he'd also know about Lucifer's feelings of betrayal and probably shares them.
"Too shiny" obviously isn't the real reason he holds that much resentment against them or why he seems to miss the angel days the least. Well, besides Satan of course.
Belphegor would leave him feeling uneasy too. Mammon seemed to take that the hardest out of the brothers and it makes him feel especially bad that you chose your murderer over the one demon who's never seriously threatened or snapped at you.
He can't help but feel like maybe his "failure" to protect you caused you to lose faith in him and attach yourself to him as an unhealthy coping mechanism.
Belphegor is the only brother he has a hard time not seriously interfering with and he still worries about you sometimes.
I feel like he'd feel the happiest for Lucifer. Mammon's always looking out for him, even letting him use him as his punch bag (literally and figuratively,) and knows him the best out of all of the brothers.
He'd understand more than anyone how unlikely it'd be for him to find someone else to fall in love with and how this could potentially make him close off forever.
That's not to say he'd give up without a fight and wouldn't try to steal you away before you're sure, but he's the only one Mammon won't harass as much before you two are seriously dating.
It helps too that the kind of people who go for Lucifer typically aren't the same kind of people going for Mammon unless they're after everyone.
He'd be heartbroken, but this sweet, self-sacrificing demon would probably drop himself out of the race if he feels like his brothers need it more.
He feels greedy trying to "steal" MC away when he at least has Belphie to always stay by his side. He feels especially bad for Belphie despite his contradictory reasoning, if he thinks you'd never agree having both of them that is. (He feels like Belphie should blame him for Lilith after all.)
So long as you still love him like a brother that's more than enough for him, eventually anyway.
That's if he fully recognizes his feelings though, something he has trouble with even if you actively pursue him. Otherwise he'd be sad for a while without knowing why until he suddenly just feels happy for you.
Not all of his romantic ignorance is genuine however, some of it is him hoping you'll come to your senses and pick someone "better." He feels like even being with his brothers would be so much safer for you than him.
He can't stop his intrusive thoughts about what would happen if your tongue got caught on his sharp teeth on a particularly hungry day.
Could he really control himself the entire time you were together? Would he mess up again if he had to choose between you and Belphie?
Getting that attached to someone isn't something he wants to do in general, especially someone so fragile, but lately you haven't been giving him much of a choice...
Simeon would once again be the worst person for MC to choose. I don't believe Beelzebub would fully forgive him for not helping Lilith and it only gets much worse if he falls for the same reason that got Lilith killed.
He'd also consider it a bit of a betrayal on MC's part and it would enhance his insecurities about his lack of control and demon form.
People may describe him as "angelic" and pure-hearted, but that doesn't mean he can compare to a literal angel.
How could someone who craves human flesh compete with someone who's never spilled human blood down their throat and cracked their bones to get to their marrow? He's decimated entire cities, eating even the children with little remorse before.
On one hand he needs a friend more than anything and has seemed much more focused on that until recent events/chapters. Even then he usually reacts better to hugs than kisses.
On the other hand he probably feels like MC is his only hope no matter how much they try to build him up. Tbh I could even see him trying to force himself to date a MC he doesn't necessarily like that way just so he doesn't "die alone."
Leviathan isn't just an otaku, he's literally the avatar of envy. If his brothers are competing for "something" he has to try to compete and will feel jealous regardless if he likes MC that way or not imo. Just the same as Beel needs to eat after a five course meal and Belphie needs to rest after doing nothing.
He'd probably mope for a while but eventually be grateful for the friend so long as you didn't lead him on (by Levi's standards.)
I also think he's pretty self-aware and he knows how toxic he could get and how dangerous it could be for you.
He does an amazing job of turning his jealousy inwards instead of outwards, but can he really keep that up the entire time when he likes you this much?
He's most likely stuck between wanting to push you away for your own good and trying to manipulate you into comforting him by proving your love, justifying it with "Well, I did warn them, It's not my fault they were too naïve to stay away."
I don't think there's any one person that'd be especially bad. If anything the better they are the more he'll let his envy convince him there was no chance.
It’s his surprisingly efficient way of coping. It'd have to be someone below him, but there isn't really someone he thinks is truly below him in the Obey Me! cast.
Even Mammon has plenty of reasons Levi can point out for you to like him. Always envying others actually makes it really easy to see their good qualities.
...Actually it'd be Belphegor. Really MC? You chose the demon that killed you unprovoked and laughed at your corpse over a filthy otaku? Is he really so bad that you'd choose your own murderer over him? What is he saying, of course you'd choose anyone but him...
He'd really hate it in the beginning and might even take it out on you, but I feel like more than anything he needs a true friend. Someone who loves him for who he is and not how he makes them feel.
It's more than possible to do this as a lover and he'd prefer that, but I do believe it'd be faster for him to believe you if you have zero sexual interest in him at all.
He might even hate you at first for rejecting him, but that would just make him feel even more loved and secure when you forgive him for it.
If you consistently spend time with him and support him even at his "ugliest" without wanting any sex in return it gives very little room for his insecurities to say it wouldn't happen without his powers or the promise of pleasure.
He can get sex and love, or "love," easily, but people who never try to turn friendship into something sexual don't really exist to him. (He doesn’t seek them out in fear of being rejected.)
He gets so insecure thinking that everyone will leave if he's anything less than perfect appearance wise, that he tends to push partners away before they can.
It doesn't help that most people treat him like a sex toy they put back in drawer when they aren't horny anymore.
Very few people want to commit to someone who they think will never commit back and is known for cheating. Not just polyamory, but cheating even with poly.
Those that do are usually busy with their other lovers and we all know how much Asmo hates to not have someone's full attention.
Honestly he's the second cannon yandere imo. (Go through all of the answers when he believes you were only thinking about Belphie when you were with him. (MAJOR TW BTW!) See his yandere section if you're unsure if you want to check.)
That's not to say open relationships would never work, but if anything he'd be far happier with closed poly where everyone is with everyone or at least with the brothers he gets along with or secretly feels better than. Even then he'd have to be your favorite.
I think the worst person for Asmo to lose to would also be Simeon. He represents something Asmo can never get back and he obviously wants it back when Simeon brings it up in canon.
Simeon also doesn't hesitate to get subtly nasty and hit people where it hurts when he feels like it, something that would counter Asmo's own remarks and leave him feeling humiliated.
Also you left the avatar of lust for an uptight virgin who probably doesn't even know how to please you? (Asmo's words not mine.)
Corrupting people is fun and all, he can't say he hasn't fantasized about ripping Simeon's halo off of him, but actually staying with Simeon after he falls or not trying to make him fall in the first place is unimaginable to Asmo.
He would be sad of course, furious if they chose Lucifer, but in the end I feel like he'd be secretly grateful the fragile human wouldn't let him get close enough to hurt them.
I genuinely think he wouldn't really benefit that much more from a lover than a true friend if they spent the same amount of time together.
That's a big if though, considering it'd be hard to do in a normal relationship much less with the possessive Obey Me! cast.
I feel like between his logical nature, his own constant fight to be more than a mindless beast of destruction, and never really having experienced angelic views on humans directly he's the least in denial about the dangers of a human-demon relationship.
The other brothers may occasionally delude themselves that they're more "fallen angels" (emphasis on being angelic and not fallen) than true demons, but he can't.
Even entertaining and lovable humans are inherently prey in the same way that farmers that treat their pigs like pets still don't hesitate to slit their throat and dogs kill other animals in the heat of the moment while playing.
He can't help but worry about the consequences of losing control around you for even a second.
Can he really keep that up for the rest of your life? Maybe, but he doesn't think it counts if he's the one to end your life.
The only way to stay friends with him after choosing Lucifer is if you were never undecided between the two and NEVER treated him like your child or acted like another Lucifer.
Even if you didn't mean to make them feel that way he'll still feel like he "lost" for being the "lesser Lucifer."
Don't try to get close to him just because you're dating Lucifer either, he'll notice and hate you for it.
Treat him like his own person completely unrelated to Lucifer and you'll be fine after the initial anger. Maybe not as friendly as before, but fine.
He's pretty much the only one who wouldn't feel personally betrayed by MC choosing Simeon, but it would increase his insecurities about being the only pure demon and one born of rage at that.
Choosing Diavolo or Barbatos would do the opposite to a small extant. Although those two are far more controlled than him, more controlled than any other demon he's ever heard of even, they are both still demons.
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Please indulge me for a second, because this idea has been stuck in my head for weeks:
Diavolo and Beel as bouncers for The Fall.
Yes, they are wearing shades and those black security shirts.
To get in, you must pass "The Vibe Check"
Your other options are to play "Yeeted or Eated"
(I'm sure you can guess who does what in that scenario.)
Diavolo is gonna hit you with a dad joke.
To pass the vibe check and get into the club: Laugh, laugh you fools!
To pass, get in, AND get a round of drinks on the prince of the Devildom himself: Respond with a more powerful dad joke.
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Demon Brothers And Royals With AN MC That Wants to Become a Demon
A/N: Sudden urge to write this and was suddenly 3 pages into a google doc- have at thee-
Warnings: None??? I think??? Angst if you squint maybe-
Summary: You know you're life is barely a moment in the lives of the demons you love, so what better way than to become one, so they don't lose you.
(the Gif doesn't quite fit this but I look it so fuck it-)
The eldest is... hesitant, to say the least.
Don't get him wrong, he understands, and he doesn't want to lose you either, but this could do more harm than good if something went wrong.
He won't stop you, and he doesn't hate the idea, it's more he's just worried.
He will definitely research it, asking everyone with knowledge on the subject for their opinion to relay to you later.
At the end of the day it is your decision, and he'll be by your side if you decide to go through with it.
At first doesn't agree, but the more he thinks about it, the more he realizes how little time he has left with you if you stay mortal.
Immediately on board.
Mammon usually the most serious brother, but he loves you, and never wants to lose you again, so he's very openly supporting your decision.
Your his human, and while you may not be human much longer, he'll still love you either way!
You? A demon?
Will never admit it to anyone but the thought of you in a demon form made his nose bleed just a shit ton bit-
Unsure of it, but he trusts you, and he'll be by his Henry's side no matter what!
But when he realizes that if something doesn't happen, you'll be gone within the next 100 years, he's immediately hoping this will work.
Immediately hits the books.
You're extremely stubborn, so he knows the best course of action is help make this process as safe and comfortable as possible.
Completely understands, and is on board immediately.
He loves you, and you've made his life so much more lively and bright.
He'll do whatever he can to stay with you for the rest of eternity.
On board immediately.
The thought of you getting old in wrinkly is a huge fear of his, and if he can prevent it HE. WILL.
Doesn't understand why for a while, just thinking you want to be more like the brothers, but one night while he was taking a bath, it hit him like a truck. You were mortal. If you didn't do something like this, who knew what little time you'd have left.
Ran out of his room soaking wet and naked to hug you and cry, the thought of losing you for good was too much.
A lot more clingy after this.
He had thought about this before multiple times, how you wouldn't live forever.
But you thought of something he didn't think would be possible, becoming a demon to stay with them.
Low-key cried, was also on board.
Was more protective of you after this, the reminder of your mortality, coming from you, really shook him up.
Please give this man a hug.
Also thought about it before.
A bit cautious at the idea of you going through a process to do it, but believes you, and trusts your decision.
Just hugged you for a while to calm himself down.
This does not mean he doesn't get more clingy- because now you are sandwiched between Beel and Belphie most nights now.
Thinks it's a great idea, in all honesty.
They all love you, and you've helped him and his brother more times than he can count.
You make the Devildom exciting, and honestly, the fact you treat him like a friend and don't put him on a pedestal is relieving and a wonderful change of pace.
The one to help you change from human to demon, with a little bit of Barbatos' help.
It's an exhausting transformation process, and he'll be there every step of the way.
Literally saw this coming, so he's not surprised.
That being said he still is doing his best to keep you comfortable and safe through the process, helping Diavolo when the prince needs.
He's had time to think it over, and accepted your decision, you make the Prince happy, as well as so many other people.
And though he'd never say it, he'd miss you dearly if you left.
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