note from kin: once again i am writing for the boys because this fandom doesn’t have nearly enough content for them, especially for Big and Beefy Men. let them be in dating sim fandoms too!!!!!! give them more content!!!!!
anyway i’ve made you an angel since i don’t want to have to think about the deeper repercussions of what simeon dating a human would be (i mean we all know what happened to lilith when she tried it)
fandom: obey me!
character(s): male!reader, simeon, luke, belphegor, beelzebub, asmodeus, satan, leviathan, mammon, lucifer, barbatos, diavolo, solomon
pairing(s): simeon/reader but it accidentally becomes everyone/simeon’s boyfriend at some point whoops (this ended up as a pretty big block of text as a result so please let me know if you have difficulty reading it so that i can try to format it better!)
genre: fluff!!!! fluff everywhere!!!!!!!!!
[the art used below is by @/augichii on twitter, so please show them so love if you have the time! i’m not sure if they’re on tumblr or not, but please let me know if they are so that i can tag them here as well! to augichii, if you see this, please let me know if you’d rather i link a different social media profile or if you’d like me to remove the art entirely, i don’t mind! it’s pretty much only here to divide the notes from the piece and provide a bit of visual interest ^^]
Warning: tiny nsfw drabble, degradation, orgasm denial. it’s really short I’m sorry
This is my first nsfw on here so ahaha lemme know what y’all think ig and if I should write more???
Diavolo x GN Reader
Decided to try and make Solomon more feral and hungry for human companionship compared to the sort of ‘proper and upstanding and passively better than you’ he’s normally displayed as.
(Preview only) tags: First time, feral!Solomon, M!Reader, moaning, really short but its currently over 1.8k words in my doc and not even through the sex part soooo
More tags for final piece when it comes out.
Mammon’s Reaction to Hearing Something Nice from his Brothers and MC HC!
I wrote Mammon angst and now I’m writing emotional fluff.
Note: Obey Me! requests are now closed, this was sent in a long fucking time ago
Ghost! Ghoodle! Ghoonk! You’re so bodacious and pog! I’m so sorry this took a phat while! I love you!
I think the best cuddler would be Beel, because he just loves to wrap you in his arms and hold you as close as possible. It’s so goddamn sweet, he’s so goddamn sweet, fuck
Next up would most likely be Asmo, since he’s really cuddly and you could go up to him whenever and he’ll just. hold you in his arms. for hours,, it’s so warm and comforting TT
Belphie would be next because he’s hella comfy to cuddle with, especially with the pillow, but beware he never lets you go
Fourth up is probably either Mammon or Levi, I really can’t decide - neither of them initiate it but they’re both really good snugglers, especially when given a blanket to curl up under
I feel like Satan would be next but only if he wants to. Sometimes he feels like curling up close and holding you as tight as he can but other times he just wants to vibe on the sofa and read with you yknow?
Last but not least we have Lucifer, who tries to cuddle but man he really do be lackin’
Tysm for requesting this <3 I hope this was what you wanted! Also your profile picture I LOVE IT
Sorry it took me so long to finish these !!! Also, no Luke here.Luke is baby.
WARNINGS: YANDERE BEHAVIOUR, DARK THEMES, NSFW
- Diavolo is delusional and protective.
- He is caring and kind towards you, unlikely for the Prince of Devildom. Always inviting you to his castle, gifting you expensive items, chatting and gossiping with you over the delicious tea Barbatos has brewed.The Prince is not too big on PDA, he doesn’t need to, who would be foolish enough to even glance at the lover of Diavolo?
-He is a lonely demon, having had others constantly walk on eggshells around him. You noticed that and made sure to give him extra attention. Texting and calling him everyday, greeting and talking with him whenever you chanced upon him.In private, even calling him “Dia.”
- Diavolo is a giant puppy in a demon’s body. Always clinging to you, laughing his boyish laugh at your or the brother’s antics, even feeding you with his own hands. You sit in his lap as he does his paperwork, and give him a kiss on his neck .But at this point, you are spending more time with Diavolo than at the House Of Lamentation.
- You notice, and have to decline some of his invitations.It can’t be helped, you need time to yourself and the brothers.You will make it up to him later, you promise.So when you have to excuse yourself from his study, as it is past 6 and you must be back, its your turn to cook dinner today. Diavolo pouts, but reluctantly lets you go.You promise and fuss that you will be back tomorrow, and with a kiss you leave. But what you don’t know is that this is your last time going back.
- Diavolo wants you all to himself.He’s the Prince of fucking Hell, and you are just a little lamb among wolves.You need to be protected.You need to be cared for.You need to be loved by him.Only him.
- The next day, over tea, Diavolo mentions for you to stay permanently at his castle, with him.It’s a generous offer, not everyday does the Prince of Hell offer for you to stay at the castle but you politely decline.Even though you are his lover, you still live with the brothers.You loved hearing Mammon and Lucifer bicker, and hear his screams with an amused grin when Lucifer was chasing after him, watching Satan fuss over cats( who knew wrath personified would baby talk with cats), game with Levi , do your nails with Asmodeus as he would ramble about his day, and eat and sleep together in a big cuddle pile with Beel and Belphie.You love them too.
- You try to reason with him, the whole time Diavolo’s smile never falters.In the middle of your ramble,he cuts you off.
“ Did I say you could leave ?”
This statement makes you gape at him.
-Diavolo now stands up, towering over you with his height.You’re tongue-tied and frozen in your seat, and can only watch as he leans down to your height, and his golden eyes bore into your scared ones, the smile never leaves his face.Lucifer once mentioned that even if Diavolo was fuming with anger, he never showed it. He smiled.
And now that smile was aimed at you.
“ You’re going to stay here with me, darling.You’re going to stay and be my bride.There is absolutely no need for you to go back.Everything you need is here.Perhaps, in the future, you will even give me an heir.We are going to be a family, my Queen.”
What exactly has gone into him?
Diavolo’s a gone man. He’s gone crazy.These outrageous statements, and a child?! He’s gone nuts.
-With a burst of adrenaline, you throw the teacup at his face,and as he’s momentarily blinded you kick his knee and wrestle out of his grasp. You try to run, but as your hand touches the door knob,a sickening crack is heard, and the world goes black.
- Diavolo finally has you in his grasp.And he’s not letting you go.Not that you can.
-Diavolo keeps a keen eye on you.And when he is not there, Barbatos watches your every move. There’s no escape, darling. And the brothers? Diavolo has convinced them that you have gone back to your realm as you were tired of them. And if they try to poke and prode further into the matter?
-Well, he isn’t the strongest demon in the Devildom for nothing.
- Diavolo is aware of your limits.You’re a weak, fragile human, and he is afraid of breaking you.But there is a part, a part deep inside that wants to watch you break.
-He’s awfully gentle and sweet with you despite your reluctance and refusal.This man worships every inch of you.
“ Hush darling, just a little more.You can take it.”
- Even if you lash out, he will still have that sickening smile.
- He will have you sitting on his lap during meetings or as he works in his study. He will either finger you or cockwarm you until you can’t take it anymore.And if anyone notices, do they dare point out ?
- And if someone’s nearby, well, that adds to the thrill of it.He’ll have a hand over your mouth to prevent your moans and whimpers from spilling, as he either works his cock or fingers in you.
- Breeding kink.Breeding kink.Breeding kink. This man will have you in a mating press.The Devildom requires a heir, and Diavolo is more than happy to provide one.
“ You’re going to look so beautiful, so beautiful.”
- His hand is on your stomach, observing the bulge from his cock inside you.
- Not even death can make you leave him.
-Barbatos is possessive and protective.
- No matter where you go, Barbatos always has an eye on you. Walking, eating, bathing, he watches from the shadows.
- Barbatos regularly cooks for you. He has his way of knowing what exactly you want at that moment.He’s a brilliant chef and will gladly put his abilities to use for you. Barbatos bakes cookies and cakes for you with the utmost care at night, when the Young Master has been put to bed and feeds them to you with his own hands, lovingly.
- A majority of his time is spent caring and looking after his Prince, so he tries to spend time with you whenever he can.Going to the local port market? Come along.Baking? Good, you can taste test the ingredients.
- Cuddling at night in his bed, forehead kisses as you pass by, baking sweet treats specially for you,and bathing together are his favorites.Calls you ‘dove’, ‘honey’ and ‘love’ a lot Honestly, this demon is so subtle you won’t even notice his yandere traits for a good while.
- His protectiveness and possessiveness manifest itself as time passes. One day, everything sharp in the kitchen is baby-proofed.
“ Stay back,love ! You could get hurt !”
“ Barbatos, that is a butter knife you are holding.”
- You don’t know this, but Barbatos keeps a track of whosoever you have or are interacting with.The Young Master ? He’s eavesdropping. The Demon Brothers? He’s with you.Talking to an acquaintance? He’s watching from the shadows. And those who disrespected you or looked at you even a moment longer will perhaps have their eyes gouged out by him or tortured for eternity in his not so secret torture room.
- It is so endearing, your demon in love fussing over you. But isn’t baby-proofing every sharp corner in the castle a bit too much? And what happened to that succubus who was in your class ?
- Don’t try voicing your suspicions,darling. Because, if you do, you won’t ever get to see the sun shine again.
- He won’t harm you,oh no love, he’s going to keep you to himself for all eternity.
- Barbatos has a corner of his closet filled with ropes and toys.Who knew that such a collected and calm demon would be so kinky?
- He knows what to do to make you cry out in pleasure.His fingers work magic on you as you drown in ecstasy.He watches your every reaction, the slightest twitch, the quietest noises, Barbatos is a very observant demon.
- Sexual punishments will leave you a whimpering mess.He’ll gag and bound you for hours. He’s well aware of your pain threshold, and knows when to stop.
- His aftercare is the best.He’ll run you a bath if you’re sore and messy, and if you’re too tired, he’ll wipe you down with a washcloth and then make you eat nutritious food.
- On days when he has been too rough, he’ll tend to every bruise and bite mark, fussing over that patch of your skin.
- You can’t even escape.He can look into different timelines, even choose his desired reality.This is the one time he will have to defy Diavolo’s orders.
-Without you, he’ll go mad.
- Simeon is protective and manipulative.
- He takes upon himself to protect you.He’ll be besides you whenever you are talking to individuals deemed threatening.Simeon can sense true intentions very well.His fragile human alone with demons? Not a chance. In front of Luke, though,he lets his guard down a bit.
- Simeon adores you.Forehead kisses, cuddles,love letters and poems are regulars.He’ll cradle your face in his and look at you lovingly.He loves kisses.He’ll kiss you silly. He worships the ground you walk upon. You’ll be bathed in love, darling.
- Speaking of nicknames, he likes to call you ‘my angel’ and ‘ little lamb’ often.
- His yandere traits barely show, almost as if they were never there.Simeon is very good at hiding them, can’t have his darling running away from him, can he? He’s proficient in the art of manipulation, and carefully crafts his words whenever he speaks to you.
- And don’t think he’s keen to keep his status as an angel.If the Celestial Realm denies him you,the Devildom won’t.He would willingly fall for you from the Celestial Realm, if it means having you in his arms.Simeon will commit sacrilege for you.
- A relationship with him is so loving, so intoxicating,so patient, its a dream come true. Your hand in his own, cooking together, going to sleep together, you in his lap as he writes,its heaven in hell.
- What you don’t know, honey, is the blood on his hands. Simeon will murder anyone who tries to take you away, taint you with their filthy hands.What you will see, is the love-stricken look he gives you.
- Like I said, Simeon is not afraid to deviate from the code of being an angel.He’ll make love to you, to have you so intimate with him, so vulnerable, so beautiful, only he can see you like this.
- Simeon will make sure of that.
- He is into body worship.Every inch of your skin deserves to be revered, to be pampered and praised, only by him. Your pleasure comes first.You are his God, and he, your devotee.
- He will get a bit rough if you desire so.He’ll leave hickeys and bitemarks on your skin, and have you leave some on him too.
- On days when he’s feeling particularly needy for you, he’ll whisk you away from whatever you are doing to touch you, to pleasure you, to love you.
- Let him worship you
- Solomon is possessive.
- He’s the perfect lover at first, you’re glad you could find a human amongst biblical entities who were trying to eat you.Handsome and charismatic, people are drawn like a moth to him.
- He doesn’t mind PDA, places his hand on the small of your back when you go out, hand on your waist, he’s an old fashioned
- It’s normal at first.Lingering touches, unspoken words which grow bolder and more depraved with time,
- He invites you over frequently to Purgatory Hall, and you watch as he brews new potions or learns new spell( he always casts a protective spell on you to ensure you don’t get hurt) and converses with you in between.
- Solomon cooked for you once, once.You got sick and threw up.Safe to say, you don’t eat food cooked by him now.
- He is possessive to a suffocating degree.Hickeys and bite marks litter your neck whenever you go out.But, others won’t try to make a move on you, after all, Solomon is a powerful sorcerer with demons at his command.
- Let’s hope the idea to leave doesn’t cross your mind, because then,things will become a lot more unpleasant.
- Solomon is sadistic.
- He likes to make you beg for him, watch as you cry from over stimulation or when you are edged mercilessly, Solomon watches with a grin and taunts you on.
“ Pretty needy, are we ?”
- He doesn’t mind using aphrodisiacs, they heighten the senses and that makes it all more fun, doesn’t it ? To see his darling desperate and whining turns him on immensely.
- His kisses are suffocating, and he leaves hickeys and bitemarks on places not easily hidden by clothes.
- Solomon loves spanking.If you’ve been rebellious in the past he will spank you as punishment.Its humiliating, and your embarrassment and pain turns him on more.
- Solomon isn’t opposed to sharing you either.Perhaps Asmodeus can be invited for a fun night…
obey me! shall we date?: obey me brothers
i might reblog some fluffy prompts for the fandoms in my rules 😳 i’ve only written for obey me and three houses lmao
someone: what kind of guys are you into?
quoted by miomio-san vv
Me: “Oh sweet, other people write inserts for Solomon. I’ll take a break from my library insert to–”
Solomon Inserts: *like 70 percent library inserts*
Me: Oh. I see.
WHEW THIS ALMOST DID NOT GET POSTED SINCE TUMBLR DELETED PARTS OF IT.
So let me tell you: I started reading the manga but have yet to watch the anime 😭 it’s really good though and I’m probably gonna start it this week, but I’m not sure if I’m 100% confident in writing Sukuna. BUT this request was too good to pass up, so if you don’t like it I will write the other scenario instead just let me know!
So for these headcanons, I made it to where MC is Sukuna’s vessel like Yuji, and that they can manifest him if needed. But, I still kept it to where he’s not exactly a good guy with MC’s best interest at heart. Reader is gender neutral and younger than the Bros, so the dynamic is more family instead of romance just a heads up! Hope you enjoy!
TW: Minor cursing, spoilers for Lesson 16 in Mammon’s, Beel’s, and Belphie’s part
Hi! I decided to try something new to get me out of writers block. Send me a scenario with a character and ill make a spotify/youtube playlist (just say which in your ask). I’ll only be accepting two or three, so send them in while you can!
(EDIT; This is now closed! Thank you for the asks!)
I hate it when people are mean to mammon so here’s this
Got any suggestions on what I should do to celebrate 100 followers?
Interesting! This is definitely comedic and something I can do! I’m so happy you enjoy my writing! Stay safe yourself and have a nice day!
You were focusing on your phone; scrolling through devilgram as you lazily lounged on your sofa but you saw apples pop up on your feed. A new Apple based recipe coming up on some of the feed blogs you’ve followed.
You weren’t really sure how to bring up your DISDAIN for apples. Your absolute HATRED for them. Was it the texture? The taste? Who knows- you didn’t! You just couldn’t stand them.
You knew it was silly so you never brought it up. The poison apples in the Devildom only made your hate even more prominent.
You were so caught up on your thoughts so you didn’t expect someone to give you one, telling you to eat. Out of pure instinct you just chucked it to the closest person in the room.
Hello love! Thanks for sending in a request, this was really cute to write! I mayyyy have gotten out of hand and made this longer than I meant to, but hey, brainworms demanded attention. GN! Reader, and SFW!
Context on the coffee:
Hell Coffee: Known to become bitter when the brewer has feelings for the someone who they’re brewing for. (Seen in chat Bittersweet)
My asks are open, but please check out my rules before sending in an ask! Reblogs, likes, and comments are greatly appreciated!
Stoic! Reader Giving Satan Hell Coffee (SFW)