You're telling me that this:

Stood up against this:

And won?

my parents would be very disappointed on me if they knew that my mental stability depends on a fictional character...

Mammon: hey babe! Guess what this shirt's made of!

Mc, rolling their eyes: Mammon, we've been dating for years it's obviously boyfriend materi-

Mammon, on one knee: wrong! It's husband material.

I'mma be real with you, I'm a dense mofo when it comes to someone flirting with me. Deadass the only way I'm with my current gf is she was like "listen here u dense nerd I like u romantically" after I had told her I don't see the point in flirting when you can just be direct/honest about it so there's no mixed signals. So maybe brothers/undateables with a crush that's like that?

We should start a club, 'cause I'm super dense too.

Some of them turned out longer than intended.

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The brothers & undateables with an oblivious s/o

Gender neutral MC

Warnings: none

Lucifer

He definitely knows how to flirt so he's trying to charm you at any given chance.

Quickly notices that you don't get it. Like at all.

You leave him no other way than to call you to his private study and directly tell you what's up.

"MC, I'm in love with you. I've been trying to show you that for a very long time now."

"Oh, I love you too! You're such a good friend and brother!"

"No- wh- I meant in a romantic way."

"Why didn't you say so earlier? Because I think I might be in love too!"

You're not making his life easier you know?

Mammon

Another dense mofo.

You both are making it super obvious that you have feelings for each other.

But does the other one notice that? Aw heck no.

You guys are crying about it in Asmo's room without the other knowing it.

Asmo is losing it. It is kinda funny though and he finds it extremely cute.

One day he's dragging Mammon to your room.

"You guys love each other! You are just too DENSE to notice it!"

Then he leaves you guys by yourselves.

Levi

At first thinks that you simply don't like him and that's why you don't respond.

I mean who would want a yucky otaku as a boyfriend? You of course, but you don't notice how much he likes you.

He's trying so hard you know?

He isn't as experienced as most of his brothers so he doesn't really know how to approach you.

You being extremely oblivious makes it even more difficult for him.

It's impossible for him to confess to you from face to face so he writes you a letter and slides it under your door.

After a few minutes you're in his room.

"Levi, I feel the same. You should have been more obvious about it!"

"Bwifbsiabhw but I was?!"

Satan

He's trying to woo you with his cooking skills and knowledge. (I'm 100% convinced that he's a great cook)

Also knows a lot about flirting, but he doesn't always keep a straight face.

When he's being more straight forward you can see a small blush on his cheeks and ears.

But is it straight forward enough for you? No, you still don't get it.

"You always smell so nice, MC."

"Aw thank you, Satan!"

And then you get on with your day.

He doesn't know what he's doing wrong tbh.

So after a while he loses his patience and just tells you how he feels for you.

Can't believe that not even "I love you" is enough.

It has to be "I love you NOT as a friend and no, I don't mean as a best friend either- for the love of Diavolo just kiss me."

Asmo

No one in the whole universe is as straight forward about it as Asmodeus.

He knows your kind and he knows that he has to tell you about his feelings directly.

But it's not as easy as he thought it would be.

"MC, I wanna be with you."

"Oh I thought our self-care evening is tomorrow? We can do it today too if you want."

You're giving him wrinkles.

"Honey, you're a mess. I've been flirting with you since you arrived here. Did you friendzone me without me knowing it? Is that it?"

You can't believe what you just heard.

"I thought you're flirting with everyone! Like this is something you just do!"

"I mean yea, but no."

He has a hard time explaining it.

Beel

Our baby doesn't notice at first that you're so oblivious.

He thinks you're just not interested in him.

Tbh that makes him kinda sad and do you know what he does when he gets sad?

He eats. What a surprise.

But he eats more than usual which worries you.

You try to cheer him up, but nothing seems to work.

"Beel, would you like to tell me what's wrong?"

"I don't wanna upset you or make you feel bad, MC...I just- it makes me sad that you don't like me back."

"But I like you!"

"Only as a friend."

"What? Beel, I like you more than that!"

"Why do you constantly turn me down then?"

"I didnt- oh wait you like me too?!"

He won't even question it. He's just happy that you feel the same.

Belphie

Much like Beel he first thinks you're simply not interested.

I mean who could blame you after that incident in the attic?

But he soon finds out you're just super oblivious.

Whenever he makes you compliments you think it's just friendly and don't really respond in a way other than thanking him.

That's kinda frustrating and he doesn't know how to handle that.

He surprises you by storming into your room.

"I know some people don't get that, but this is getting pretty exhausting."

"Belphie, I don't know what you're-"

"Oh shut up and listen! I love you! And before you say anything no I don't mean it in a friendly way!"

You made him run to your room. He never runs.

Diavolo

Super obvious. Much like Asmo.

He constantly sends you flowers and jewelry.

He's the prince. Of course he can afford that.

Even asks you out to Ristorante Six.

The problem is: you don't think of it as a date.

But he does.

Diavolo keeps holding your hand and tells you how beautiful you look and how happy he is that you said yes to this.

He has no idea that you just see this as a meeting among friends.

So when he accompanies you back to the house of Lamentation and you leave him there with a simple good bye he's shook.

You were having such a good time? Why are you leaving him at the door without even a hug?

Confronts you about it the next day and asks if he did something wrong.

"Why?"

"Our date went so well and-"

"Wait? That was a date?"

"Yes, but I understand if you don't feel the same. After all I'm-"

"No! I like you too! I just didn't know you like me in that way!"

Barbatos

He doesn't act on his feelings.

At least not in a flirting way like Asmo or Solomon.

We all know that Barbatos makes the best desserts.

People would kill to eat them.

He makes them for you every weekend.

Insists to bring them over personally so that he can spend more time with you.

Everyone notices how he opens up to you. Well except for one person of course.

"I'm so glad to have you as a friend!"

This man's poor heart.

"You see me as a friend?"

"Yes."

"I would like to be more than that."

"Best friends?"

"...more."

The wheels are turning in your head.

"OH!"

Simeon

He is so charming oof.

100% a gentleman so his flirting isn't too straight forward.

"When I'm with you I don't miss the sun anymore."

"Aaawww, Simeon! You'll make someone very happy some day."

He can't do anything else but sigh as a response.

That's as obvious as he can get.

As obvious as he WANTS to get actually, because he doesn't want to make you feel uncomfortable.

After a while he decides against it.

"MC, I don't think I made myself clear enough. I love you."

"Simeon! Oh, why didn't you tell me sooner?"

He can't sigh.

He's too busy holding you.

Solomon

On second place when it comes to being extremely open about his feelings.

You two are:

"I like your pants, MC."

"Thank you. They were 50% off."

"I'd like them 100% off."

"You can't run a shop like that, Solomon."

He finds it too funny.

Constantly flirts with you, because he's wheezing at your responds.

Of course that even he grows impatient after while, because well he has feelings for you.

Big complicated feelings and he's dying to know if you have them too.

"I've been flirting with you for months now, you know?"

"Oh really? I didn't notice."

"Yes, I've figured."

Of course you two end up together.

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Rules

Masterlist

The brothers cursing me out after I haven’t did my tasks, opened my messages in around 7 months:

NSFW Headcanons: “How the brothers react to MC unintentionally turning them on”

Accidentally made each a whole scenario oops. Headcannon who? This is my first attempt at a gender neutral MC so don’t come for me 🥺

Lucifer

Now don’t get him wrong, Lucifer has overall pretty good self control with his body but it’s become more and more hard to resist the temptation of you the more time you guys spend together

He’s hyper aware of your exposed neck, legs, clavicle, etc. and every little thing just has him on edge

One day, Lucifer was sat at his desk swamped with paperwork as you sat on the couch nearby quietly scrolling through your D.D.D when he groaned and slammed his head on the desk from exhaustion

“Darling, is there something wrong?” You ask, throwing your D.D.D aside as you make your way towards him.

“All this paperwork is giving me a headache. Once I finish one thing for Lord Diavolo something for Mammon comes in, once I finish that expenses from Asmo’s last shopping trip comes in, and it goes on and on,” he huffed out, looking up at you.

“Aw, I’m sorry, love,” you say, holding his head and pressing it against your stomach while running your hands through his hair. “Do you wanna rest a little?” You continue, beginning to give him a shoulder massage as he keeps his head buried in to the fabric of your shirt, inhaling your scent.

“Yes, please,” he sighs out, wrapping his arms around you waist and pulling you closer making you giggle.

You continue to stand there and run your fingers through his hair as he blissfully sighs, until he suddenly notices how you’re wearing shorts.

His hands begin to slip from your waist and slide downward towards your hips before eventually resting on the soft skin of your thighs. He rubs circles on them absentmindedly as he admires your figure, you being oblivious to the desire pooling in his eyes.

“Is that enough?” You ask, pulling away since you didn’t want him getting behind on work.

Your question pulls him out of his trance as he feels the now prominent tent in his pants as he looks up at your fond gaze. Quickly scooting forward to hide his hard-on with the desk, he nods and waves you off in an attempt to not be obvious.

“Yes, yes. I’ll be getting back to work now, perhaps can you check on my brothers for me? I don’t want them getting into any trouble while I’m...occupied,” he diverts his attention towards his paperwork, acting like he was reading but really he was solely focused on you through his peripheral vision.

“Hm, alright,” you hum in agreement. You say your goodbye with a brief kiss to his cheek before leaving.

He lets loose a sigh of relief when the door shuts completely closed and he listens to your footsteps walk away before hastily pushing away from his desk and unzipping his pants. Pushing them around his knees, he kneads his erection through his boxers as a damp spot appears from his precum.

Not wanting to wait any longer and in fear that someone will enter to disturb him, he pulls down his boxers and wraps his hand around his cock. Slicking the whole length of it with his precum, he begins to slowly pump it making sure to run his thumb against the head and slit.

Quiet groans spill out his mouth as imagines you being the one to do this to him, his hips automatically bucking as he imagines you looking at him with the same fond gaze from before. He uses his other hand to fondle his balls, his groans gradually becoming louder as he nears his climax.

This had been the quickest he had finished before and it was all because of how pent up you made him. He imagines using his fingers to stretch you out while he pumps himself in a rapid fashion, your name beginning to spill out his mouth in between loud growls.

“MC! F-fuck, FUCK!” He yells out as he finishes all over his hand, making sure to close over his head to not make a mess. He looks at the sticky substance on his hand with lidded eyes, wishing he could make you taste it. His head lolls backward against his chair as he lets out heavy breaths from his hard climax, a satisfied grin on his face as he keeps his eyes closed.

“Seems ya had some fun without me, Luci,” a voice tuts, making him jump and open his eyes quickly. You make your way towards him as he watches with anticipation.

“W-why are you back?” He asks, trying to regain composure.

Taking his covered in seed hand, you lick it daintily before smirking at him. “I left my phone.What? Are you just going to leave me out?”

Y’all can imagine what happened after that ;) MC can barely walk straight

Mammon (agh I can read smut about him but I feel weird writing it ever since my last one bc I love him so much 🥺 buut I’ll try ;)

Everyone already knows how clingy Mammon can be with you despite his tsundere fashion of doing it.

He always seems to touch you without knowing it whether it be a hand resting on your arm or stomach, his leg pressed against yours, or absentmindedly playing with your fingers.

Today he had decided to skip R.A.D and was now waiting for you on your bed, laying on his back with his hands holding his D.D.D over his head.

You entered the room sluggishly, dropping your bag beside your door with a sigh before making your way to the bathroom with a change of clothes. Mammon greeted you happily, but stayed in his position because he was too comfortable to move. You hummed lazily in reply.

You took your time in the bathroom, Mammon occupying himself with his phone before he suddenly felt a weight on top of him. You were quick to duck your head under his arms and bury yourself in the crook of his neck while lacing your arms around and under him. As you straddled his waist, you blissfully breathed in his scent as he short-circuited.

“O-Oi, what are ya doin’?” He stuttered out, red in the face as his D.D.D lay forgotten beside him. Despite his words, his hands were already settled on your hips and were rubbing small circles with his thumbs on them like they had a mind of its own.

“Mm, tired. Missed you. Smell good,” you replied lazily against him as you held him tired. His cheeks were ruddy.

“I-I missed ya too. That’s why ya shoulda skipped with me! No tiresome work and ya get to be with the Great Mammon!” He burst out, causing you to shift against him due to the volume. He sucked in a breath at the feeling as he looked down at you and realized you were wearing his shirt.

Oh jeez, oh jeez, you were wearing his shirt. And you looked so cute. His breath hitched as he tried to control himself.

Deeeep breaths, Mammon. Deeeep breaths. Don’t think about how you were straddling his waist with his shirt on along with your pajama shorts that hugged you so tightly.

Shit. He thought about it. He could feel himself get hard rather quickly underneath you as you seemed to not comment about it despite him knowing you felt it, much to his appreciation as he was too embarrassed.

But that was short-lived when you slowly grinded against it, not moving your position otherwise causing him to let out a choked groan at the feeling.

“I-I didn’t mean to! I swear!” He whimpered as you continued your movements against him. You shushed him with a tongue-filled kiss as you both moaned in each other’s mouths from the feeling, saliva following your mouths as you pulled away.

He was breathless as he scrunched his eyes shut while you went back to putting your face against his neck. You suckled and nibbled on his neck much to his liking as you continued your lazy movements on his dick, his breathing getting faster with every circle.

Your hands moved from underneath him and instead up his shirt, rubbing up and down his abs as he sighed. One hand reaching up to his nipple to rub and pinch at it to make it sensitive as he cried out.

“A-ah, right there!” He hissed, throwing his head further back. You quickened your hip movements, adding in the ever so often bounce, as you continued stimulating his nipples. Every nibble against his neck and earlobe mixed with the other stimulations was too much as he quickly reached his climax. “I-I’m cumming! F-f-fuck yeah, just like that! Just like that, MC!” He cursed, the words spilling out his mouth like rapid fire. “MC~~!” He cried out finally as he released in his boxers, relaxing against the bed when his high finally finished.

“You’re so cute, baby~” you praised with a giggle, peppering kisses all over his face. “I love you but I’m still tired so let’s take little nap?” You asked, sitting up to look at his flushed, lidded eyes face.

“Mhm, I’d like that,” he hummed in agreement, sighing at your scent that he loved so much. “B-but, I made a little bit of a mess in my pants...” he muttered out, embarrassed.

“Hmm, just sleep naked then. I’ll join ya,” you suggested.

You both did get a good rest...after some more fun time ;)

Leviathan

This boy literally short circuits from affection in front of others but loves it in privacy. He literally feeds off of it when you guys are alone.

Hand holding? Yes. Cuddling? Definitely. Kissing? Oh, get ready for a lot of sea monster tongue. He loved it all...buuut he never would actively ask for it. Being the tsundere that he is, he could never find it in himself to ask for affection but rather just hoped you’d give it to him all the time, despite that though he did have some slight quirks that made it obvious when he wanted some love.

You had been watching play his games beside him for a while now and your legs grew tired, so you began to go over to his bathtub bed to just relax and go on your D.D.D but even with his attention fully on the game, he subconsciously didn’t want you to leave.

His tail was quick to wrap around your waist and pull you on to his lap as you felt him tense underneath you at the sudden weight.

“W-what are you doing?” He sputtered out before looking down and noticing his tail wrapped around your waist. “O-oh, sorry. I hadn’t realized,” he apologized sheepishly but didn’t pull it away from you.

“It’s fine,” you laugh. “Mind if I touch it?” You ask, looking at him expectantly. He looked at you wide-eyed before returning half his attention back to the game in front of him with red cheeks as he nodded.

You took his tail in your hands, surprised at the heavy weight of it as you examined it closely. Nails running down his beautiful scales before your hand ran up the length of it and stopped at the tip. You rubbed your thumb against the pointed end of his tail, mesmerized by its feeling and how it glinted from the light of the computer, failing to realize how hard Levi was underneath you.

His breathing was rapid as his whole body heated up. His tail was extremely sensitive, even more right now than usual due to his erection, and it was when you touched the tip that made him lose all restraint.

“Fuck it, I can’t take it anymore,” he growled, pausing the game before his tail suddenly snaked itself up your shorts and past your underwear as he teased your hole to loosen it. His right hand took the task of rubbing your nipple while his other hand kneaded at his hard-on through his sweatpants. You were whining at the sudden stimulation and it was music to his ears.

When he felt you were prepped enough he pushed inside you and you moaned at the foreign feeling. His tail being able to reach places never felt before as he groaned at how tight you felt around his tail. With how sensitive he was at the tip, he thrust it against your walls, eyes rolling back at the feeling.

You took it upon yourself to stuff your tongue into his mouth, which he groaned at. One hand running through his purple hair, sweat causing some of it to stick to his forehead, while the other alternated from pinching his nipple to caressing his hard abs.

“Shit, I’m gonna cum from just tail-fucking you,” he cursed, speeding up his movements inside you as you screamed his name.

“Levi, Levi! Me too! I’m close!” You yelled out, trying to bounce so more of his tail went inside you.

His climax hit him hard as he continued pumping into you. His eyes rolled back, tongue lolled out, and drool dribbled from the sides of his mouth as he moaned loud and high-pitched. He released into his pants while you clamped around him and came soon after, biting down hard on his shoulder when you did.

You both breathed heavily as you guys came down from your highs, foreheads pressed together. You smiled at him goofily as his face reddened.

“Th-that was so fucking sexy,” Levi admitted, his hot breath hitting your lips causing you to dip in for another long kiss.

“Nah, I think it was all you that was sexy to me,” you replied, as he hid his face in your neck from embarrassment. You kissed your bite mark you left on his shoulder gently. “Now are ya gonna take your tail out of me or leave it there, I don’t mind if you do the latter,” you teased, directing his attention on his tail that was still deep inside.

“Hm, I think I can replace it with something better,” he smirked.

Y’all know what went down after that ;)

Satan

Everyone knows this boy loves cats

Which ties directly into his kink of pet play and seeing you dressed up as a neko.

One day after a day at R.A.D, he told you that he had club activities after school and that you two could hang out after he was done which you agreed to.

When you arrived at the House of Lamentation, you decided to clean your room in order to make time pass quicker. While cleaning, you found a pair of cat ears and a bell collar that Asmo had bought for you for a Halloween party he insisted you two attend. Deciding to wear it for fun, you put them both on along with a matching cute outfit and looked at yourself in the mirror.

Realizing how cute you looked, you decided to send a video to Satan since you knew he loved cats. Situating yourself in front of your full-body mirror, you sat on your knees while squeezing your thighs together. Holding out a fist in a cat pose, you held it up to your face and let out a “nyaa” at the camera before ending the video with a wink. Sending it to Satan, you didn’t think much of it and decided to finish up cleaning your room, forgetting to take off the attire while at it.

Satan sat in one of the chairs encircling a round table as multiple other students from R.A.D sat beside each other with the same copy book in hand. They were all conversing with one another when his phone rang on the table, diverting some attention to him.

“Ah, my apologies,” he nodded, before picking up his phone, getting ready to tell someone off thinking it was one of his brothers. Raising an eyebrow when he saw it was from you, he clicked the video making sure to turn down the volume since he didn’t want to bother the meeting. Holding it close to his face in order to hear it, his eyes widened and his face blushed when the video of you dressed up as a cat popped up on his screen along with your cute “nyaa”. His knee banged against the table loudly as he tried to stand up quickly, resulting in everyone to quiet down as they looked up at him. “There has been an emergency at the House of Lamentation, strict student council business so I must excuse myself,” he announced before quickly booking it out the room, arriving at the house in light speed. He quickly stopped by his room to grab a certain object before speedily arriving to your room.

He entered without knocking, breathing heavily as he stood at the entrance of your room. You looked up at him from your bed, phone in hand, and still in your cat attire despite being finished with cleaning a couple minutes ago.

“Oh, hey, you’re back earlier than expected. Did ya notice I cleaned my room-“ he cut you off with the slam of your door and the click of the lock before quickly jumping on top of you, hovering his face closely on top of yours.

“Do you know how difficult it was to hide how hard my dick turned when I saw that video of you during my meeting?” He growled before slamming his lips against yours, exploring every inch of your mouth as you groaned into it. When he pulled away, you were breathless.

“I-I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to...” you stuttered with lidded eyes and swollen lips, a beautiful sight to him.

“I’ll just have to teach you a lesson, right kitty?” He smirked, caressing your face as you nodded. He was quick to take off your clothes at your consent, leaving only the cat ears and collar on as he basically drooled at the sight. Taking out what he had grabbed from his room to reveal a butt plug with a tail at the end, he slicked your entrance with your wetness leaking out of you and inserted the plug as you yelped out. “Fuck, you’re such a slutty kitty, aren’t you? How can you look this damn good?” He cursed, throwing his pants and boxers off before he straddled your face and positioned his erection at your mouth.

Thrusting in with no restraint, he let out a loud groan at feeling of you gagging around his length. He continued to pound into your mouth with no mercy as you tried your best to run your tongue down the glands and around it, feeling him twitch in your mouth you braced for him to finish down your throat but he quickly pulled out and stroked himself rapidly, it being easier due to your saliva, before finishing all over your chest and stomach. You came from the stimulation of the butt plug and being fucked in the throat with a choked moan.

Pulling out his phone, he took numerous pictures of you with a satisfied smirk. “These will be perfect jack off pictures for when I miss you,” he spoke happily, making sure to include his dick in the photos hovering over you. “Mmm, I love you kitty,” he cooed, giving you kisses all over your body before pulling out the butt plug making you let out quiet sighs.

“I love you too,” you sighed out, curling up into his arms as you nodded off. He made sure to clean you up and hug you tight as you slept, watching you lovingly while wondering just how he was so lucky to have you.

Asmodeus

Despite being the avatar of lust, that isn’t the only quality he has which many people often seem to forget. People were so quick to judge him for his sin and only see him as a lusty figure who wanted nothing but to get in your pants, but were so open to accepting his brothers with open arms despite them being the same case as he was.

He tried to hide his disappointment with narcissism and confident remarks, but MC knew that he was more than just the embodiment of lust and that he needed to be shown that he was loved not just lusted over.

So, that’s what led you two to sitting cross-legged in front of each other while you clipped back his bangs and applied makeup to his face. You had been pampering him all day, starting with combing his soft hair and then applying some skincare then moving on to makeup once it had absorbed into his skin.

You were completely focused as you applied some lip balm on his lips in order to prep it for some lip gloss, leaning in close in order to do so. Asmo watched you with loving eyes, his eyes darting to your lips before going in for a chaste kiss which you didn’t deny. The close proximity had been making him feel hot and bothered for a while now and not being able to hold out anymore, he acted upon it.

“Heyy, you can’t do that when I put lip gloss on you, alright?” You whined, a blush appearing on your cheeks.

“Hm? Why not? If I kiss you all over with lip stick on then it’ll leave beautiful kiss marks all over your pretty skin,” he giggled, kissing you again while pushing you back towards the bed but he stopped once he felt your hand on his chest. “Ah, do you want me to stop?” He asked seriously.

“N-no...I...I wanted to, ahem, make love to you,” you said sheepishly, playing with the buttons on his shirt and avoiding his eyes. It was his turn to blush, not used to it being called “making love” with him as he suddenly hugged you.

“Ugh, why are you so irresistibly cute?” Asmo sighed out before plopping down on his back beside you. Turning his head to the side, he locked eyes with you a blush appearing on his cheeks. “Alright then...make love to me,” he breathed out, eyes never leaving you as you straddled his hips.

He had been rock-hard for a while now, so it was no surprise when he cried out when your hand brushed against it while you took off his pants. He raised his hips in order to help you slide them down his legs and on the floor, along with his underwear. You kissed him passionately as you slipped his shirt off of him, your tongues intertwining as loud noises spilled out both your mouths. He tugged at your clothes to ask for them to be taken off with no words and you complied, ripping them off quickly in order for more skin to skin contact.

Asmo entered a finger inside you, pumping in and out in order to prep you for his length. You mewled at the feeling as he found himself entranced at the sight of his fingers disappearing inside you. After a minute, he added a second finger before deciding you were stretched enough for his cock. Pulling out his fingers, he raised them to his lips and sucked them in order to taste you as he groaned. This egged you on as you positioned yourself on top of him and pushed down, burying his length inside you all at once.

He threw his head back, bucking his hips in retaliation of the feeling of you encasing him tightly. “Ah, you’re so tight, darling,” he managed to get out as you began to bounce on top of him, his head hitting the soft mattress with every one. Using his hips to grind you on top of him, he let out a choked groan when you squeezed. You used your free hands to settle on his nipples as he began to drool from the stimulation, you lapped it up and then kissed him.

Speeding up, the bed creaked under you two as you both neared your finish. “I love you, Asmo,” you gasped out, causing him to go over the edge at your words as he spasmed and released inside you. He was extremely vocal, a string of cuss words and loud, whiny moans leaving his mouth as his eyes rolled back and tongue stuck out. You clamped around him as you came, seeing stars from how strong it was.

Collapsing on top of him, you both rested on each other’s sweaty bodies while calming down. “That was amazing. Are you sure you’re not some succubi?” He joked, kissing you gently.

“I’m sure,” you answered simply.

“Yeah, you’re even better,” he admitted as you pulled yourself off of him and to his side instead. Cuddling him as you both settled under his covers. “I love you too, MC. You’re the only one for me,” he breathed out.

Lovey doves cuddling ensues

Beelzebub

This boyo is big, we’re talking huge here. Hey! Get your mind out of the gutter, I’m talking about height!

Since he works out so often and towers over you, it isn’t uncommon for him to pick up bridal style or give you piggy back rides but today was a bit different.

On the way back home from Hell’s Kitchen, you whined jokingly that you wanted to ride on his shoulders since that’s make you extra tall and he was quick to shrug and get down on one knee in order for you to climb on.

You wrapped your thighs around the back of his head, holding on his hair slightly for support. When he thought you were situated, he began to stand up and you accidentally steadied yourself by tugging at his hair which he let out a surprised moan at which you mistook as a yelp of pain.

“Oh, Beel, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to, are you okay?” You worried, looking down at him while rubbing where you pulled.

“I-it’s fine, it didn’t hurt just...surprised me is all,” he mumbled out, embarrassed that it felt so good when you pulled his hair. He began walking towards the front door, suddenly hyper aware of your thighs wrapped around his head while you hands rest in his hair. Luckily the door to the House of Lamentation is extremely tall so you only had to duck a little to get both of you through.

Asmo greeted you both with a wicked grin at the sight of Beel in between your thighs. “Ara, ara, whats this?” He teased, running his hand up your calve before pulling away.

“Hey, quit it! You’re gonna make me fall!” You chastised, squeezing your thighs around Beel’s head without being able to help it causing him to groan out. Asmo smirked at the sound but oblivious you thought you hurt him again. “Jeez, I’m sorry Beelie. You can let me down, I keep hurting ya,” you sighed, he obliged and gently took you off his shoulders.

“Ooh, what’s this?” Asmo spoke up, eyes flitting towards Beel’s crotch before Beel quickly grabbed your hand and pulled you to your room speedily.

“Huh? Beel, what’s wrong?” You questioned but the only reply you got was him lifting you by your waist and slamming you onto your study desk. “Are you mad I accidentally hurt you earlier?” You continued to ask.

“You didn’t hurt me earlier, if anything you did the damn opposite,” he growled out, pointing at the very large tent in his gym shorts.

“O-oh!” You peeped, heat traveling up your neck and to your ears.

“So, please...can I eat you?” He begged, looking up at you from between your legs. You shuttered at the sight as you slowly nodded, Beel not wasting any time as he quickly took off your shorts and underwear.

His mouth latched on right away, loud slurps and groans coming from his mouth as he enjoyed your taste. You mewled on top of the desk, thighs encasing his head automatically to pull him closer which he appreciated. The obscene sounds came out from his mouth as he ate like a madman, enjoying every second as he entered his tongue into you. You bucked you’re hips against his face, grinding against his lips as he hummed from enjoyment.

“Fuck, you taste so good,” he growled out before instantly resuming his tongue inside you. You latched on to his hair and tugged as you neared your climax causing him to groan, the vibrations sending you over the edge as you came on his mouth, him not stopping for a second since he wanted every drop. After you came down from your high, he stood up while licking his lips with a satisfied smile his cheeks pink with content.

You jumped off the desk and fell to your knees in front of him. “Your turn?” And he was rock-hard in an instant.

Hungry boi who loves you 🥺

Belphegor

Now, we all know Belphie is a bit lazy but get him riled up and he’s a whole different person.

The two of you often cuddle together or sleep beside each other whenever you have time and today was no exception.

You had pulled away from his embrace in your sleep, which left Belphie feeling empty causing him to wake up. Looking at you on the other side of the bed with groggy eyes, he rubbed at them to focus on your figure. The first thing his eyes fell on was the pillow in between your legs, snugly fitted against your crotch.

He looked at it for a couple seconds before you shifted against it in your sleep, trying to find a comfortable spot and stopping once you did. His breathing had picked up a bit at the sight and he groaned annoyed at how easily you make him all riled up as he looked down at the annoying erection he’d have to deal with. Rolling over to your side, he sucked on your neck gently as you slept using one of his hands to rub at your nipple. After a minute, you began to respond in your sleep, small sighs coming out your mouth as your hips automatically rut against the pillow in between your legs which was a delicious sight for him.

He slipped his hand down your pants and inserted his middle finger into your hole, causing you to gasp but not enough to rouse you completely. Slowly pumping his finger in and out, he smirked at your reactions before pumping in a second finger. Not wanting to stretch you out too much but just enough to fit him since he was going to punish you for making him like this, he pulled out his fingers after a few more pumps. You mewled at the loss of something inside you which he chuckled darkly at.

“Still such a slut for me even in your sleep, huh?” He whispered into your ear before giving it a nibble. He pulled down your bottoms along with your underwear and thrust in you with no mercy. Your eyes flew open at the feeling of your walls being stretched so suddenly, a cry escaping your mouth. “Ah, finally awake baby?” He cooed, kissing away the tears that appeared in your eyes from the feeling of his cock.

“S-so it wasn’t a d-dream, ah!” You choked out as he thrusted again. Becoming a bit more used to his length, you slightly grinded against him before he pushed down your hips with both his hands to stop you from moving much to your chagrin.

“Oh~? So you dreamed about me,” he teased, thrusting in twice right after another.

“N-never s-said it was you, Belphie,” you replied, your bratty side coming out. His eyebrows furrowed from anger as he began thrusting rapidly into you, just what you wanted. Your whole body moved with every one of his thrusts as you cried out, his growls mixing with your voice. He spanked your inner thigh as you hissed from the sting.

“What was that?” He snarled, pulling out of you completely just to bury himself to the hilt yet again.

“A-Ah! I was k-kidding! It was a-about you!” You admitted, your voice jumpy due to his thrusts.

“About me what?” He taunted, now at such a rapid pace the whole bed was shaking and he was grunting rather loudly compared to how he usually was.

“About you fucking me! You pounding into me just like this!” You yelled.

“What a good slut. Say my name while I make you cum, alright?” He commanded, angling so he hit where he knew exactly where your spot was as your eyes rolled back and mouth opened.

“Belphie! Belphie!” You shouted out as you reached your climax, it hitting you in waves as you saw white from how strong it was.

“Fuck! MC, I’m gonna spill it inside!” He yelled before his body spasmed as he pumped you full of his load. Seeing stars as he continued rutting into your tight hole, watching as his seed spilled down your legs. When he was finally rung out dry, he collapsed on top of you and kissed your forehead with a chuckle. “Time for another nap then, love?”

You both passed tf out after that session, oh and you’ll definitely wake up sore.

Phew, that was long & dirty but I hope y’all enjoyed lmao. Just a bunch of kinks thrown all together honestly. This took a whole day to write with multiple breaks obvi because I slightly have a life haha but anywayy request if you have anything ;)

Artbreeder Obey Me Guys

Lucifer, Diavolo

Mammon, Leviathan

Satan, Asmo

Beel, Belphie

Simeon, Solomon

𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ♡

i wrote my soft asmo hcs as requested, and got addicted to writing about the boys being soft ! all the brothers just need love ♡ please enjoy, i had so much fun with this !

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

♡ 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳

✧  He’s not just touch starved, he’s touch starved. The avatar of pride doesn’t care for being vulnerable around others and doesn’t tend to notice just how affected he is by it until you show up. Even then, he initially rejects it, pulling away from any touches you offer because he wants to prove to himself that he’s better than that.

✧  But he’s not.

✧  Lucifer eventually begrudgingly accepts the touches, and is especially weak when you casually rest your hand on his arm in the middle of conversation. Normally, he would shrug off anyone else’s hands, but he lets you touch him any way you like when you’re alone together. He’s addicted to the warmth you give off when you two sit together to study, and might even lean into you unconsciously. Sit in his lap, kiss his head, any affection drives him crazy inside; just don’t mention it lest his pride takes over and ruins the moment.

✧  Lucifer doesn’t seek out your touch, if only to give off the guise of not needing it. Even in the most intimate moments, he waits for you to come to him, but it’s obvious to you how much he needs it. You savour the gentle smiles and the sweet affection he offers when you rub the tension out of his shoulders. He needs you to help him relax.

♡ 𝘮𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯

✧  Mammon shamelessly craves your touch, but gets crazy flustered receiving it in any way. It’s obvious from the start that he likes the affection and knowing that you like it when he’s near. He always has to be touching you in some way— he has an arm tossed lazily around your shoulder, his knee bumping yours at the breakfast table, or his arm resting against yours on the desk during lessons.

✧  His favourites are when you cling to him. He likes being wrapped in your arms, or when you hug him from behind. Pull him into bed for a cuddle and he’ll never let you go, forcing you to stay in his arms. Comment on the way he blushes whenever you’re near and he’ll be burying his face in your hair while telling you to shut up.

✧  He doesn’t ever hesitate to ask you to touch him. His greed extends to you, and he’ll be pulling you close with a hand cradling the side of your face, making you promise that he’s the only one you’ll ever touch like this.

♡ 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯

✧  This man has never been touched in his life. Leviathan is pretty convinced that the affection he wishes for is never going to happen, so when you get up close and personal, he rejects it out of fear at first. A human touching him? Gross.

✧  Don’t take his word for it. Just lean into him and put your hands on his chest and make him feel like a man, make him feel like he can protect you and he’ll be nervously putting his own arms around you while blushing furiously. Levi loves it when you run your hands through his hair and down his sides. Hold his hand while in front of his brothers and he’ll spontaneously combust. He doesn’t understand why you’re treating him this way, but he has no room to complain.

✧  When he wants affection, he’ll do things like try to hold your hand, but immediately backpedal and stutter out excuses when you catch him red handed. He can’t ever bring himself to admit that he wants you, but you give him a little confidence booster every time you grab his hand properly and call him your sweet boy.

♡ 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘯

✧  Satan just isn’t the kind of demon to be touch starved. He seems pretty satisfied with what he has and has never really thought of craving affection, but when you come along… by god, he’s smitten. You touch his hair for the first time and he’s ready to purr like a kitten, even if he’s distastefully commenting on your audacity. He’s embarrassed by it. To him, it’s like tasting something you’ve never had before and realising that it’s the one thing you’ve been missing your entire life.

✧  He loves it when you do little things like fix his bow tie and neaten his hair. You see his cheeks flush pink when you rest your head on his chest. Rub his back or kiss his collarbones and he’s all yours. Satan learns to give the affection back as well, tracing patterns into your skin and just relishing in being able to be vulnerable with someone he cares so much for.

✧  In time, despite his lack of experience with tenderness, Satan is excellent at communicating his needs. It’s clear when he waits with open arms to cuddle with you, or extends a hand so he can hold yours. He asks clearly, and always makes sure you’re comfortable with what he wants.

♡ 𝘢𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘶𝘴

✧  Touch starved would be the wrong term. Asmodeus is no stranger to touch and receives all the touching he needs. If anything, he’s starved for genuine affection and tenderness. You attract him with the depth of your personality and how genuine you always seem, the way your touches are always so warm. Asmo takes all you offer.

✧  Much like Mammon, he’s somehow touching you at any given moment. He’s a fan of the more romantic gestures like walking together with his hand in your back pocket, and likes it when you have your hands on his waist or thighs. He loves it when you rest a hand on his thigh as you use the other to focus on doing schoolwork.

✧  Asking is all too easy; all Asmo has to do is tackle you into a hug or surprise you by pulling you close with an arm around your waist, sighing about how he’s wilting from the lack of attention you’re giving him. What a horrible fate, being ignored by your own lover… But all you have to do is kiss his cheek, and he smiles like he’s fallen in love with you all over again.

♡ 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘻𝘦𝘣𝘶𝘣

✧  Beel is a big teddy bear and thrives on affection from his brothers, so naturally, he’s the same with you when you come into the picture. He takes an instant liking towards you, your disposition absolutely magnetic to him. The physical affection is gradual, with Beel slowly settling into a routine of good morning hugs and looping arms with you.

✧  He loves hugs the best! Big bear hugs where you two squeeze each other half to death, but he also likes it when you stroke his jaw and cheeks with the back of your hand. It gives him the opportunity to kiss your fingers and smile.

✧  When Beel needs affection from you, he isn’t afraid to just grab you or pull you to his side. He’s a gentleman though, and tends to ask bluntly if you want him to hold your hand or pull you into his lap like he always does.

♡ 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘨𝘰𝘳

✧  After his isolation in the attic, Belphegor is as touch starved as Lucifer is, if not more. He isn’t sure if you would ever let him touch you again after the way he treated you— but that won’t stop him from trying to squeeze into couches with and get close to you. He craves your comfort so badly.

✧  Belphie is always weak for the kind of cuddling where the both of you just seem to envelope each other, legs tangled and arms wrapped around each other tight. Massage his scalp gently or stroke the back of his neck with your fingers and he’ll be shivering and melting in your arms. He often comments on how nice you smell.

✧  Asking for affection isn’t something he does verbally or straightforwardly. Instead, he gives you the most tender, yearning gaze, taking a lock of your hair to kiss as his gaze begs you for affection. When you two sit together, he’s inching his hand towards yours to rest his pinkie finger over yours. As with all things, Belphie’s love for you is endearingly quiet.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Lucifer to Mc: Mephistopheles was getting too Chummy. When poeple get too chummy with me, i like to call them by the wrong name to let them know i don't really care about them.

Mc: that's a genius move.

Lucifer: thank you.

Mc: you're welcome, Lester.

Lucifer:....

Lucifer: *smiles proudly*

When the boys find out the human exchange student is 5’6”

Now I understand why the Demon Brothers love MC sm

I mean they are the size of a Squishmellow

angry kitty boi!!!

from my insta

How would the brothers + Dia + Barbatos react to an MC summoning them because they're super horny? Sorry if this is out of your comfort zone, I couldn't find any rules for requesting!

Don't worry, it's fine! I do nsfw headcanons😊

And that my dear is a great request😏

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MC summoning the demons, because they're horny

Gender neutral MC

Warnings: nsfw

Scenario:

MC is awaiting the demon in their bed with sexy lingerie and candles all around the room.

Lucifer

He doesn't like it to be summoned so expect him to not be amused.

Actually, no. He is pretty pissed, because he was in the middle of an important assignment.

Calms a little down when he sees you.

And when he notices your lingerie? His bad mood vanishes into thin air.

You get out off your bed to remove his coat and pull him closer.

"I really need you, Lucifer.", you whisper into his ear.

He kisses your neck. He's practically purring against your skin.

Lucifer pushes you back onto the bed and slowly starts to take his clothes off.

"I'm all yours, MC."

Mammon

First thinks one of the witches is summoning again.

So the second he stands in your room he's starting to throw his fist in the air.

"Oi! Ya can't summon me every five sec-", he starts choking on his own spit when he sees you.

When he calms down again he's a blushing and stuttering mess.

"M-MC, what are ya doing?!", he yells out.

Don't get him wrong. Mammon is extremely aroused by the sight before him, but he's just so flustered.

You place your hands under his shirt.

"I want you, Mammon."

Oh, you can have him.

Levi

You summon him during a video game.

He's sitting in the middle of your room with a controller in his hands and a headset on his head.

Confused, he's sets both to the side.

He stops functioning as soon as he lays eyes on you.

His face is turning into a tomato.

You climb off of the bed and straddle him.

Levi's face gets redder if that's even possible by now.

You put your hands on his cheeks and kiss him deeply.

"I missed you so much.", you mumble in between the kisses as you start undressing him.

Satan

He's standing in your room with a book in his hands that quickly becomes uninteresting when he sees you.

A dirty grin appears on his lips and he raises his eyebrows.

"That's why you summoned me?", he asks smug as he throws his jacket aside.

You stretch provocatively.

"Please come to me.", you beg with a small moan at the end.

You don't have to say that twice to him.

It doesn't take three seconds until he's on top of you and starting a heated make-out session.

Your hands are all over each other.

Asmo

Already knows why you summoned him.

What do you expect? He's the avatar of lust.

Prepare for a long night, because he won't stop until you're out of breath and can't move anymore.

Hates it that he can't spend every night with you anymore.

"We have a lot to catch up, you know?", he whispers with a low and seductive voice and bites your neck playfully.

You giggle as you hit him lightly on the shoulder.

He kisses and caresses every centimeter of your body.

You always feel like the most beautiful person when with him.

Beel

He was actually about to grab a midnight snack when you summoned him.

Hungry boyo gets even hungrier when he sees you.

Forgets that he wanted to eat something and immediately jumps on top of you.

Grabs you by the waist and pulls you as close as he possibly can.

You don't get the chance to say anything, because he's already smashing his lips against yours.

"I've missed you so much.", he manages to get out.

He moans when you pull at his hair so that he looks at you.

"I wanna be with you all night.", you purr in his ear.

Belphie

Appears next to you in your bed and surprise! He's asleep.

You start to kiss a trail from his lips to his torso like you always did back in the Devildom to wake him up.

He always loved that and that's why you're going for this tactic.

Belphie wakes up with a pleased groan and pulls you on top of him.

His hands find their way to your ass.

"What a nice surprise.", he says with a dirty look in his eyes. His voice is a bit raspy from sleeping which you find super hot.

"It will get even better." You lean down to continue your trail of kisses.

Diavolo

Summoning him is always a bit risky. You never know when he's in an important meeting.

It never bothers him though. Especially not this time.

He has a wide, goofy grin on his lips and immediately starts showering you with kisses and compliments.

He tells you how absolutely gorgeous you look in your lingerie.

"I'm the luckiest demon in the universe."

It doesn't take long until he's completely stripped and showering you with kisses and compliments.

"You're driving me crazy, do you know that?"

Barbatos

At first he thinks Solomon summoned him, because there are so many candles.

And then he sees you in your bed waiting for him with nothing but his favourite lingerie.

You're making a demon very happy right now.

He removes his gloves and puts them aside. When he touches you he wants to feel your warmth properly and not through fabric.

He grabs you by your thighs and pulls you to the edge of the bed where he gets on his knees.

His kisses send shivers down your spine.

"You have no idea how much I have missed you."

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Rules

Masterlist

The brothers when MC calls them 'Baby Boy'

Thank you @mammons-creditcard for sparking this idea.

Lucifer

You get very different results depending on if you call him that in public or in private. Call him that in public and he will respond with the most intense eyebrow raise ever. 

“What did you just call me?” His voice very stern and you know he will punish you for it later.

However, if you call him that in private when the two of you are alone, he will let out an affectionate sigh, walk closer to you, and take your hand.

“You are probably the only one in all the realms who can call me that and live to tell the tale.” His voice surprisingly affectionate as he pulls you into a hug. He will also call you by a ‘silly little pet name’ as he calls it but only when you two are alone.

Mammon

Mammon wasn’t expecting to be called baby boy in a million years so when you say it he stops whatever he is doing and looks at you. He doesn’t know how to respond until he gets this cocky smile on his face.

“Of course you would call me that! After all, I’m the great Mammon and you’re my human!"

He will honestly be so happy and he gets butterflies in his stomach whenever you call him that. He gets a little embarrassed if you say it in public but he loves it because it shows the whole world how much you care about him, he will also call you baby (boy/girl).

“Come on baby ya have been working all night. Give ya baby boy some affection will ya!”

Levi

When you say it he has to take a double-take, did you just call him grandmaster otaku and the ‘Grand Admiral of The Hell's Navy’ baby boy? You sure did. He’ll be blushing and mumbling like crazy which makes him even more adorable to you.

“Y- you can’t just call demons that out of nowhere!” He’ll yell at you but you can tell from his face that he loves it.

It takes him quite some time to get used to it but when he does he’ll try to give you a pet name too. The first time he tries it the poor thing chokes on his words, and calls you his ‘Henry’, you find it hilarious and very adorable, in the meantime, he is ready to move to the bottom of a lake and never come out again. Though when you hug him he gets a bit more confidant.

“Y- yes you are my... Henry, if anyone has a problem with that I’ll unleash Lothan upon them!”

Satan

Hearing you say those words to him he puts the book he was reading down and an amused smile appears on his face.

“Oh? Where did you get the idea to call me that?” He sais teasing you, before grabbing you and pulling you closer. Would it have been anybody else he would have gotten quite annoyed, but since it’s you he can’t help but find it adorable.

He will let you call him that whenever you want, as long as you are okay with him calling you ‘Kitten’. After all, it is no fun when it’s just him that is flustered, he’s going to try his best to make you blush just as much, if not more than he is.

“Come my kitten, why don’t you rest your head on my lap for a little while.”

Asmo

He is used to being called all sorts cute pet names but that doesn’t mean that he finds it any less adorable. When he hears you say it he wants to jump in your arms but he is a bit too enthusiastic and ends up tackling you to the ground.

“You are so adorable, do you know me that? Please call me that as much as you like!”

You two end up cuddling on the floor since neither of you wants to get up. He starts to call you every cute name he knows to see which one he likes the best, but they all sound so adorable and he can’t choose. So he decides to kiss you all over that adorable face of yours, to show you how happy you have made him.”

“Oh my darling, your words are like music to my ears. I’ll make sure you’ll feel just as loved as I do!”

Beel

He stops eating to look at you, the biggest and warmest smile appears on his face as you call him ‘baby boy’. He quickly walks over to you and pulls you into a tight warm hug.

“I don’t think anyone has ever called me that before. I like it!” He wants to show you just how much those words mean to him, so he will hug you for as long as you want and he even kisses you on the top of your head.

When he stops hugging you he still has that wonderful smile on his face. He then offers you a bit of his food, by feeding it to you. Seeing you eat out of his hand makes his smile even brighter. 

“That was really adorable, but I’m not quite satisfied. Do you think you could call me ‘baby boy’ again?” You can’t deny him such a sweet request so you call him baby boy as much as he wants. He thinks of a cute name to call you and ends up going for ‘babycakes’, your heart practically mets as the words escape his lips.

Belphie

At first, he thinks he’s dreaming but after a few seconds, he realizes that you actually said it. A grin appears on his face as he moves closer to you.

“So I’m your baby boy? That’s very cute, why don’t you come over here so we can cuddle together?”

You happily fulfill his request and lay next to him, he quickly wraps his arms around you and pulls you closer to him. You can hear him laugh as he places a quick kiss to the back of your head. He smiles to himself as you nestle yourself against him.

“You’re so adorable, I don’t think I want to let you go. So for tonight, you can sleep in the arms of your baby boy.” He sais as you both drift off to sleep.

Asmo: good romance starts with good charisma. So what does bad romance starts with?

Mammon and levi: ra ra ah ah ah ah roma roma roma mamaa ga ga oh la la-

Asmo: this is why both of you will always remain fucking single.

NSFW // Obey Me! Brothers Sexual Preferences Headcanons

Wow this got out of hand. I’ll link the New Dateables one as well. I apologize for length lmao

Lucifer

- call him Daddy, Master, Sir, all that shit.

- Humiliation/Degredation. Gotta earn that praise though

- he'd be sorta into exhibitionism but he wouldn't go as far as to label it. He likes seeing his person flustered over him touching them, and he likes to touch them in public to see that reaction

- WANTS YOU TO SUCK HIM OFF UNDER HIS DESK

- SO WHEN SOMEONE COMES INTO HIS OFFICE, YOU CAN BE CHEEKY AND FLUSTER HIM WHILE HE TRIES TO KEEP HIS COMPOSURE

- introduce him to collars and leashes and you're done for.

- he will choke you

- marks like bites and bruising so you have a lasting impression of him on you

- takes a great deal of pride in marking you as his

- will accept hickeys and scratches

- moans more than you think

- very into impact play (spanking and whipping)

- PET NAMES

- "my little ..."

- "my starlight"

- "angel"

- (consensual) SOMNOPHILIA. Will use you when youre drifting off to sleep, you are his toy to play with when he pleases.

- aftercare isn't always cuddling in bed.

- Sometimes he'll have to go back to his office but he'll wrap you up in a robe and let you sit in his lap while he works, absently stroking either your arm or thigh or back

Mammon

- PRAISE KINK. PRAISE KINK. PRAISE KINK

- Tell him he's a good boy, your good boy, and he's blushing and leaking already

- may have a mild humiliation kink to cope with his trauma but may not even be aware of it.

- tie him up and make him beg.

- COCKWARMING IS HIS FAVOURITE.

- tests his patience but also allows him to be close to you

- body worship, both ways

- RIDE HIM.

- E D G E H I M

- but also let him tower over you and demolish you

- NIPPLE PLAY. PUT YOUR TONGUE ON HIM AND WATCH HIS EYES ROLL BACK INTO HIS HEAD

- maybe restrain his hands too, he'll love that

- bites, hickeys, bruising, both ways.

- whines and whimpers and mewls, soft noises

- occasional soft swearing under his breath

- peg him. peg him. peg him. milk him dry.

- SLUT. HIM. OUT. HE DESERVES IT AND HE WANTS IT.

- PULL. HIS. HAIR.

- cuddle him afterwards and reaffirm positive things about him. He may be extremely emotional after and holding him is a great comfort for him.

Leviathan

- peg him

- soft dom/mes are his thing

- PRAISE KINK x2

- be gentle with him

- but tease the fuck outta him. He will leak instantly.

- loud. Gag him or put a hand over his mouth while he moans and he'll love you forever

- CHOKE. HIM.

- EDGE HIM.

- just dom the fuck outta him. He wants to be slutted out and used

- give him positive feedback during everything

- "you're doing so well, baby"

- "does it hurt, love?"

- "tell me how much you love it. Tell me how good I make you feel."

- cowgirl and sensual spooning are his favourites

- aftercare for him is alot of cuddling and positive affirmations.

- he may move to his computer but he'll just put on something for you both to watch and settle back in with you

Satan

- he is a notorious tease. Do not trust him

- ////// C O C K W A R M I N G //////

- it's more of a way to exercise control over you and he loves that shit

- jealous sex will be a thing.

- E X H I B I T I O N I S T

- he'll buy a remote control/bluetooth vibrator and make you wear it when you leave hom together

- just to see you stutter and try to maintain your composure in front of persons.

- make you wear it at the dinner table. Everyone can smell your arousal and that fills him with an obscene amount of pride

- 100% would finger you in a movie theatre with people around

- palm or stroke him "absently" through his pants while he's busy

- he will remember and return the favor later but for now fuck yes please don't stop

- very sensual

- enjoys making out and making you ride his thigh

- sense play. lots of feathers and candle wax and ice cubes

- slow sex usually

- hard rough sex when he's mad

- KISS HIM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

- Nibble on his earlobes, fucks him up everytime

- sensitive neck. Give many hickeys

- grunts and groans, generslly quiet

- WILL DIRTY TALK YOU ALL THE WAY THROUGH YOUR PLEASURE.

- PET NAMES

- "Kitten"

- "Lovely"

- "Angel"

- collar, cat ears, buttplug with tail, you are now his kitten

- HICKEYS. SO MANY HICKEYS.

- marks you as his very plainly

- likes when you dig your nails into his skin

- very much into pain and pleasure

- aftercare is curling up and listening to him read to you.

- He'll place soothing kisses and ice packs on particularly deep bruises and praise you for the rest of the day

Asmodeus

- SLUT. HIM. OUT. HE WANTS IT. HE NEEDS IT. DESPERATELY.

- fucking switch. Can dom but prefers to be a sub for you

- WAX AND ICE CUBES

- Spank him occasionally, watch his eyes roll up into his head

- EDGING.

- likes to draw out play time

- mutual masturbation.

- body worship, both ways

- the most adorable mewls and whines and the loudest, filthiest moans

- PUT A VIBRATOR ON HIM AND EDGE HIM.

- Occasional overstim

- likes to be filled so will always have a dildo or buttplug

- BLINDFOLDS

- SPIT IN HIS MOUTH.

- PULL. HIS. HAIR.

- He will 100% ride your thigh. He enjoys it

- Doggystyle is fun cuz he can be in control there.

- will suck you off/eat you out with great enthusiasm

- he likes to be praised and will give praise always

- faint, barely there hickeys but S O M A N Y.

- aftercare is 100% always a soothing bath with hair washing, body washing

- followed by gently rubbing lotion all over your body

- could be followed by a massage, his treat, or another round of sex

- but of the slower, more gentle kind

Beelzebub

- D O G G Y S T Y L E

- Will fuck you into the mattress

- GRUNTS AND MOANS AND FREELY SWEARING

- hot kisses on your neck with a hand ghost over your throat and one around your waist to hold you in place

- surprisingly enjoys being edged

- will make the tiniest noises and it's so fucking cute

- restrain him. He could probably rip them off if he wanted to but he likes to relinquish that control sometimes

- always afraid he'll hurt you so is generally gentle and sensual

- but get him worked up enough and he will spear you

- lovingly.

- loves getting hickeys, mark him up

- TWIST HIS NIPPLES. WATCH HIS COCK JUMP.

- POST-WORKOUT SEX. HE IS FULL OF ENERGY AND HE FEELS AMAZING AND HE WANTS TO ROCK YOUR SHIT

- LET. HIM. EAT. YOU. OUT.

- HE UNDERSTANDS THE WAY OF THE TONGUE.

- Its one of the few ways he can pleasure you fully without thinking of possibly hurting you

- please give him all the kisses

- mutual masturbation just so he can watch you and marvel at you

- aftercare is getting you some water and snacks and cuddling with you.

- will let you lay on his chest as you both snack.

- will suggest a movie or maybe a hot shared shower.

Belphegor

- (consensual) S O M N O P H I L I A

- sleepy sex is wonderful

- doggystyle or reverse cowgirl.

- don't worry, he'll help.

- Dom in any situation. Cannot turn it off.

- THIGH FUCKING.

- maybe maneuvering penetrative sex is too much work, he will fuck your thighs and use his own precum as lube

- rutting against your ass and moaning so quietly in your ear

- lots of ass squeezing.

- wandering hands when you cuddle that somehkw always end up in your pants.

- you are not complaining in the slightest though

- lazy hickeys on your shoulder

- likes to give out spanks occasionally

- lots of wrap-arounds and sensual spooning

- call him Daddy once or twice and watch his dick jump. try it, just once

- not loud but swears alot

- will murmur in your ear exactly how good you feel around him and ask you in return to tell him exactly who is making you feel this good

- will never hesitate to use a vibrator on either of you. Makes orgasming easier and he just likes how they feel

- when the energy hits him tho,,,,

- will pound you into the mattress and slut you out

- aftercare is a quick shared shower and then cuddles in bed until he falls asleep.

- sometimes will stay awake and talk for a while, giving you the softest of kisses

The fucking image they used for Mammon

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Pact Marks | All Brothers

Request: pact mark hc with the brothers?

Word Count: 1971 words

Page Count: 5.5 pages

A.N.: hope you guys enjoy this!

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[ U N D A T E A B L E S ]

Lucifer

Lucifer would place his pact mark on the space where your neck meets your ear, somewhere modest and easy to hide, something you could show and hide as you pleased. Though you could hide it, it was in an obvious spot, fitting for the Avatar of Pride. When you summon him or speak with him through it the pact mark glows a deep blue.

If you wear your hair down, he will play with your hair before rubbing the mark gently, and if he is in an extra soft mood he'll give it a quick kiss before moving on. If you wear your hair up he feels prideful, more so than usual, and it intensifies even more if it is a formal gathering where any and all can see it. He'll be glued to that one side where the mark is, and he'll lean in to whisper to you whenever he wants to speak with you, giving a quick kiss to it or just touching it before standing up again.

His pact mark with you on the palm of his hand, and he finds himself thumbing it mindlessly to comfort himself, he starts to understand why Beel does it when he's nervous. Lucifer isn't nervous though, he just likes to remind himself of you, he likes to touch the mark that proves you're both bound together in such a way. When he speaks to you through the mark or tries to look through your eyes, activating the mark, it glows a bright white and reminds him of a blessing mark that angels give.

Having a pact with Lucifer makes him feel light, in a literal and metaphorical sense, every time he even thinks of it.

You bring him light that he thought he had lost long ago.

Mammon

Mammon would keep your pact mark on your collar bone, in the center, right where your throat dips into your chest. He knew you were caring, and being around you had him feeling different, and he wanted to be greedy. Since he is more emotionally inclined, I like to think that he can connect with souls and auras better, so when he felt your soul and looked at it a bit closer he felt so connected to it he knew he wanted to get close with you. It glows a bright gold when it activates, and he loves it, so sometimes when you're sleeping he'll call to the mark and kinda just look in amazement. 

Since he is very touchy, he loves to lay his head down on it, and listens to your heart and the soft buzz of his magic in your skin. He falls asleep fastest on those nights.

His mark with you is in the same place, and like his older brother when you use it it glows a soft white, something he loves since it matches well with his demon markings. Run your nails over it and the boy m e l t s. Since he had his collar opened all the time he loves when people see it, he makes pacts with witches all the time but this is the first time he's allowed a mark on him, and this honestly has everyone just lowkey s h o o k. Like Mammon? The pact whore for grimm? Allowed a mark? on H I M ?

Having a pact with Mammon makes him feel pride, ironically, but also loved and wanted.

He actually feels like an equal, when all else isn't, this is the one time where it's you AND him.

Leviathan

His pact mark on you is on your foot and wraps around your ankle, it seems easy to hide, but you can never really hide it. Unless you're wearing shoes that cover your ankle often or pants that don't ride up your ankle, it's always showing somewhere. He is a strong swimmer and loves to see you swim too, so he knows legs are important for the task, and that's where the idea of placing his mark on your ankle came from. Sometimes, he'll jump in the tank with you, and since he can breathe underwater with his gills (broski I like the idea of him having gills P L E A S E), he'll sit back and chill with Henry swimming around his head, seeing your mark move with the rest of your leg.

When you use the mark, it becomes a soft orange, the same shade that hides behind his eyes when they become more snake-like. Lay your legs over him when he's playing games and he'll settle the controller on your other ankles, letting his fingers brush against the mark on the other. Little shit will even let his claws some out just to scratch them lightly and tickle you like a motherfucker.

His mark is on the ankle opposite of yours, so when you're both cuddling he'll link your ankle around his, the feeling of you WITH him blows his mind sometimes. Same case when he uses it, glows white, due to you being a human and having such a bright soul. 

Having a pact with Leviathan makes him feel like he's worth something.

You helped him gain confidence and become a demon that deserves the title of Avatar of Envy.

Satan

His pact mark runs from the top of your calf to about mid-thigh, right on the back of your leg, it's large, slender, and delicate. It glows neon green when activated, something that he honestly finds cool as hell, because:

1. It's something that means you have a piece of him with you.

2. You make it look awesome.

3. It's honestly so fucking cool.

Like Levi, when you're both relaxing, him reading and you doing work/listening to music, and your legs are on his, he'll touch the mark mindlessly and feel so at peace. But, if you're ticklish, guess who also is a little shit. If you're in bed, and laying on your stomach, he'll lay his head on your thigh and just trace his with a look on his face that says 'wow' and if you think of that meme, yes, that's valid.

His mark is on the top of his hand, he always gets to see it, looking at it shows him the progress he's made. He knows how to manage his anger and actively tries to have it processed through a better outlet. You helping him along the way makes him have hope, an emotion that could seem a bit foreign at times, but he likes it. He feels light.

Making a pact with Satan has him feeling like he can be anything he wants.

He can be himself, not an extension of someone else.

Asmodeus

Asmodeus has no shame, but, when he cares- when he really does, he wants to make it meaningful. He would place it on your hip and have it there and only there, it won't wrap around to your ass or to your front, just your hip. He loves to watch it glow a radiant pink, so he'll section off time to just lay his head on your lap and ask you to call him, the tug of magic and the light emanating from your skin does something to him. Sure, it could be lust, or maybe something more, you may be able to figure it out if he told you.

He didn't want to though. He'd just enjoy the feeling without having to figure it out, because figuring it out meant facing himself, and we can't have that just yet. His pact mark is right over his heart, though Mammon's mark is in the same area, it isn't right over his heart. It is settled right between his pectorals, a slight bit to the left, always hovering around the muscle that proves he's alive and able to love in some capacity.

He often would come up to you and just place his hand on it, palm flat against your hip while his mark would flare up in an ivory light, he swears he can feel your pulse through it and wonders if you can feel his.

Having a pact with Asmodeus makes him feel as if he can be seen past his title- which ever one, and just be himself.

He can devout himself to something that means more than him.

Beelzebub

Beelzebub's pact mark is not on your abdomen actually! He wanted to place it on his favorite spot, on the back of your shoulder, away from the place where his sin seems to ravage him. It of course, glows a deep crimson, but be prefers it when it isn't activated- because it means you're safe and you don't need to call on him to help. He loves when you sit on his lap, because of a few reasons.

1. You're with him :)

2. You're happy :)

3. He can look at your mark as much as he likes, especially if it's exposed, he'll "somehow" leave small kisses all over it. They're so soft, you can't help but laugh, it's ticklish at times. It becomes even more ticklish when he presses his face against it, and if you laugh, he laughs, his laughs against your skin either make you soft or cackle in delight.

4. Your pact mark is right against his!

Beel would have his pact mark right on his chest, matching it to the side you choose to have your pact mark on. This makes the big boi real emotional, and he'll sometimes let some magic through and it glows, and you're kinda like:

"I hope that's a glow stick and not you again Beel."

"Let's just say it's a glow stick for now."

Having a pact with Beelzebub means you're a part of his family, happy, and healthy.

It really just makes him emotional.

Belphegor

When you make a pact with Belphegor, this lil' shit is honestly so surprised you said yes, but considering it was a gift you probably said yes to be respectful. But... you didn't. 

Your pact mark with him is on the back of your neck, where the cervical vertebrae are, moving a bit lower to the thoracic spine. When you suggested it go there, he had to ask why, and boy did he tear up once you explained it to him later that night. You wanted to trust him again and put the past behind you, so what better place to mend a wound than the place that finally put your lights out?

Please don't say it like this to him though, if you do he would think you're joking.

But if that's how it comes out, he'll think you're joking, until he remembers you're you and... he gets it.

It glows purple when activated or when you're sleepy/ in some type of stress, he wants to read your emotions so he can help you as much as he can, make up for what was done. He would never admit it though, and you can tell he's trying his best. His mark would be in the same exact place, not only to remind him of what he did, but that he can do better to make amends. He punishes himself for your death and you try to ease him out of it- and though it takes time, you'll find your way to it. 

He finds himself doing what Beel does, and will bury his face into your mark when he cuddles into you, and places small kisses on it. If he is laying on you, please touch the mark, it manages to calm him into a good sleep. 

Making a pact with Belphegor means you're ready to grow and build something better with him.

You help him find a better path that he needs to walk down on his own.

can I req size kink hc’s for the bros pls 👀

Anon, thank you for blessing me with one of my favorite kinks that’s some good shit ldfjkg I hope I did it justice! thanks for requesting me <3

Size kink headcanons

Pair: demon brothers x gn!reader Themes: nsfw TW: none (there’s a tail involved if you don’t like that) A/N: This is probably sooo overdone in the fandom, but you can’t really have enough of it imo lmao

Lucifer:

He doesn’t have a size kink per se, but as soon as he knows you’re turned on by it prepare yourself.

He’s not only big down there, but also very tall and it strokes his ego immensely whenever you kneel before him and he towers above you.

Will take advantage of your eagerness whenever you see how big his cock is to persuade you into taking more than you think you can handle.

Loves to see you wrap your lips around him and try to fit as much of him as you can inside your mouth.

“Mh, not quite enough. Go on, you can take me deeper. If you do a good enough job, I might fuck you later.”

It turns him on to no end when your eyes water from trying to deepthroat him, so he always starts to fuck your mouth until you paw at his legs, needing to gasp for air.

You’re drooling and flushed when he pulls back and wipes his thumb over your wet lips, puffy from trying to suck him off as good as you can.

By the time he flips you on your stomach, you are mindlessly begging for him to absolutely tear you apart and he is very happy to oblige.

Mammon:

Doesn’t even know that the size kink is a thing, until you start to compliment him on how big he is.

After he gets over the first stage of being embarrassed, he will demand you to tell him how much you love his cock.

Praise him how good and big he feels.  

Tell him he’s the biggest out of all the partners you ever had and you’re going to get rewarded with relentless thrusts, making you moan into the mattress right underneath you.

“That’s right. Only I can make ya feel like that, am I right? I bet ya never had anyone so deep inside ya before.”

Starts to leak pre-cum when you agree with anything he says, while still begging him to slow down a bit because he’s too big, too deep, too fast.

But you’re clenching around him as if you never want to let go of his cock, so he keeps going, pushing even deeper than before.

Let him know that you’re going to cum soon, that his cock is the only one to make you feel this good and full.

It’s like he wants to imprint the feeling of his dick inside your memories as he fucks into your already stretched hole, until you scream his name.

Leviathan:

Just try to indicate that you’ve had bigger, larger partners in your past and see where it gets you.

The overpowering feeling of envy inside his chest makes him desperate and determined to remind you that no one can fuck you as good as he does.

Taking all of his length is already quite the feat, but when you’re still not begging him mindlessly and drooling over his cock, he has to take more drastic measures.

Warns you that you’re the one who made him do this as he shifts into his demon form, his tail curling behind him before it dips down and slips right beside his cock into your hole.

You choke on your own spit, getting spread open by his tail starting to push inside you in rhythm with his thrusts.

“So? Did someone already do this to you? Has someone had you pulsing around their cock like this? Tell me,” he demands, but you can’t even answer.

Instead you moan and whimper from the unbearable feeling of taking everything of him and you even beg to have more of him inside of you, even though you’re already stretched to your limit.

When you finally admit that nobody has filled you up like this and he’s the only one who can make you feel this full, he will reward you with making you cum as often as you possibly can.

Satan:

The type to praise and talk you through taking his dick even though you are whining from his size.

Most of the time you’re sitting on top of him and he will guide you down on his length, grabbing your hips in a possessive manner.

Even though his words are sweet, he won’t let you catch a break and force you down on his cock if he has to.

When you’re a whimpering and quivering mess, he rubs soothing circles on your hipbones with his thumbs while you still struggle to get used to him.

“You’re a sight to behold, MC. Look how well you’re taking me. How does it feel being full like this, mh?”

Actually takes his time to fuck you slow at first, because he wants you to feel every inch of his cock entering you and it drives you insane.

Forces you to lift your hips until he nearly slips out of you, just to push you down again and to let you feel being breached all over again and again.

Only when you start to cry out his name from sheer pleasure, he will pin you down and finally take you like you’re already begging him to do.

Asmodeus:

Since he isn’t big and tall like Beel, he’s not that fixated on size difference until he discovers your liking for it.

You always blush so fiercely whenever he tells you how tight you feel around him and how he has to open you up more.

“Oh~ So that’s what you like, baby? The feeling of getting your little hole stuffed until you can’t take anymore?”

He sometimes prepares you less because of it and wants to see you stretch around the tip of his cock when it disappears inside of you.

It’s mesmerizing to see you squirm from the slight burn you’re surely experiencing, and he wants you to enjoy it even more.

Keeps teasing you with dirty words, making you blush more because he figured you out so quickly.

But your reaction is still not enough, so he flips you on your stomach, ass up, face down to watch how well you take him.

Works his thumbs alongside his cock inside of you and spreads you wide open to make you cry from utter pleasure.

He’s going to make sure that you’re incoherently sobbing by the time he is done, and you’ll definitely be sore for days.

Beelzebub:

Everything about him is huge.

Even though he is a little bit careful because of his strength, he can’t really deny he has a thing for you being so little compared to him.

You look so fragile and tiny in his arms, both of your hands barely fitting around his cock; it’s to die for.

Because of your size difference he gets the feeling he can protect you from anything alone by covering you with his body and he loves it.

Don’t be fooled though, because the second he knows you’d love for him to manhandle you he will do it.

Thankfully Beel will do his absolute best to prepare you, because otherwise you wouldn’t stand a chance to take all of him and even after all of that it’s still a struggle.

A very, very arousing struggle that has you in tears after only half of his length.

But you’ll hear the sweetest, encouraging words from your gentle giant.

“You’re doing so good, MC... You’re almost there. Can you keep going, little one?”

Once he finally bottoms out inside of you though, he’s going to make sure that the only thought left in your pretty, little head is about him and his cock.

Belphegor:

Loves to prepare you as little as possible, so you struggle to take his whole length and squirm from being stretched so suddenly.

Whenever tears threaten to spill from your eyes, he pushes you just a little bit more, even when you cry out to him to take it slow.

He loves to hear you sob that he’s too big, because there’s something about you being desperate that just gets him off like nothing else.

“Weren’t you just drooling all over my cock from how big it is? Now you want me to stop? You’re not going to be my good, little human and take it? What a shame...”

Absolutely pretends to just leave you hanging like this and you can’t scramble quickly enough to claim that you can take it.

Has you begging for his cock again just in one second, because you secretly love the burn.

And his dirty talk gets even more filthy.

Try to stop him by pressing your hands against his chest and he will pin your wrists over your head, fucking you with even less mercy.

Omggg just had this sudden thot but yk how the Devildom is always night/no sun? Well it occurred to me that humans need a source of vitamin D or there will be long term health complications which THEN turned into thinking abt vitamin C and the other essential vitamins that might not neccesarily be found in Devildom cuisine. How would the brothers react when they find out their human (and Soloman bc that boi is PALE) needs multivitamins to stay alive and nOT wilt like a flower

God! I’m sooooo super sorry this took so long! With my exams and having some family events, I didn’t have a hell lot of time!

But here ya go! I hope you like it. (Also I wholeheartedly believe that Solomon probably has some sort of spell to help him with the vitamin stuff but prefers taking supplements since they’re more reliable) Warning: Mentions of nosebleeds.

Mc is genderneutral, as always!

Lucifer

He was no fool, he knew humans needed certain things that the Devildom couldn’t provide. Sunlight was one of them yet he didn’t really know how much exactly you needed that.

Solomon seemed to be doing fine, a little pale but never showed any signs of something severe.

You, on the other hand, you were more fatigued than usual, your eyes drooping at the breakfast table. 

He even made a point of observing you through the night to make sure you actually slept through it. 

Then came the periods of sadness, the bruises that came to quicky and went away to slow.

Lucifer was lost, hands in his hairs. He had no clue what to do and how to solve what was going on. He talked to Diavolo, making the lord grin when he saw just how much Lucifer had come to care for you.

Together they looked for a cause yet couldn’t really find one so Barbatos proposed a solution: talk to Solomon and see if he knows what’s going on.

The wizard smiled when he heard the troubles the three found them in, of course, he would need a form of compensation. Lucifer was ready to yeet him out of the window

You had a vitamin deficiency Solomon told them and even gave him a list of vitamins he himself used to keep healthy in the Devildom since spells aren’t always effective. 

In the morning there will be so many bottles of vitamins in front of your plate all with a note on when and how to intake the vitamins/supplements.

Mammon

He laughs when he sees you tired at the breakfast table.

“Been gamin’ too much, ay?”

You just grumble and eat your breakfast, annoyed at the comments Mammon kept making. After a few weeks of you practically falling asleep everywhere to the point that you were rivalling Belphie, Mammon started noticing how you tried to cover up nosebleeds. Tissues upon tissues all spotted and drenched with blood were thrown in your trashcan.

All the while things started to get worse for you, more bruises, easily irritated, sleeping at times when you should be awake. Unfortunately, the Devildom doctors weren’t knowledged enough about human health and when Mammon dragged you in were baffled at your condition.

Mammon marched up to Solomon soon after, almost beating the sorcerer to a pulp when he demanded payment for the information. Solomon told Mammon everything after the demon made sure to threaten him with exile from Devildom. Your life might be on the line, Mammon ain’t got no time for games.

He made sure to ask one of his brothers to look after you when he left to hunt for vitamins he may or may not have stolen some of Levi’s human money to pay for them.

When he found the vitamin sections, he just grabbed everything he thought would be important and would ask Solomon about it later.

The next morning all the needed vitamins are there yet no one seemed to know from who and no! Definitely not from Mammon! Why would THE great Mammon spend money on a stupid human?!

Everyone knows it was from him.

Leviathan

 At first, he was pretty annoyed when you started to fall asleep in the middle of watching a show or playing a game and his insecurities tried to tell him it was because you were simply bored of him. Even though you reassured him that you were just fatigued, he was convinced it was his fault.

So he tried to spice things up, playing games were the both of you actually got sucked into them or tv shows were your choices made a big impact yet it neither worked. You remained tired.

He tried to give you sooo many varieties of energy drinks to the point where his wallet was actually suffering but he didn’t care, he simply wanted you to be energized so the two of you could spend time together.

After he noticed how easily you started the bruise, he got worried and even more when he noticed how slowly they went away.

In the beginning, he thought it was just a human thing with them being so fragile but after doing some research that didn’t seem to be the case.

Worriedly he started to pester you on what was going on but when you told Levi you didn’t know he got even more worried.

Luckily for him, a guy he knew who was human from one of his many gaming sessions turned out to be some sort of doctor and told Levi you might just a have a vitamin deficiency.

Immediately Levi ended his session and rushed to the Akuzon website, to their special, new human products.

He quickly found some vitamin bottles that resembled those his doctor friend had mentioned he should buy.

In the morning a big Akuzon box laid in front of your door with a not ontop:

“To the stupid normie, take your vitamins or no more gaming nights!”

You took them almost immediately.

Satan

He might be the only person that knows what’s going on with you the moment he noticed your constant fatigue but isn’t sure so decided to dedicate some time to researching human anatomy.

At first, he doesn’t know how bad a vitamin deficiency could be. Maybe you were more fatigued, sure but that isn’t too bad. After a few of these human vitamin pills, you’ll be back to health. You’ll just have to wait a few days until they arrive, Satan doesn’t have the super-premium Akuzon membership that allows packages to be brought to you in mere hours. 

The moment he stumbles on the consequences, he’s rushing out the door with a list of vitamins in his left hand and Lucifer’s credit card in his right. He does not want you to be suffering from nosebleeds. What if the blood gets on his books? 

He quickly finds a portal to the human world and is lucky that it’s one that teleports him into a small alley near a big supermarket.

After adjusting to the bright sunlight for a bit he walks in the store and starts to gather all the bottles of vitamins he needs and while he’s there he also picks up a plethora of snacks, drinks and other stuff you might want/miss. Satan has a good memory so even if you mentioned you like a specific snack one time, he will have remembered and had now added that to his overflowing basket.

He also may or may not have brought some snacks for himself.

After putting it all in a bag he drops it off in the evening when he returns, unlike the others he prefers to give it to face to face to show that he does care and wants you to be safe and healthy.

Asmodeus

Notices something is up when your skin starts to lose some of its glow as if the spark inside of you has been dulled or been put out.

He starts to make spa-day an even more regular occurrence yet it doesn’t help much, it only reaffirms Asmo’s worries. He starts to check your sleep schedule and make sure that you’re actually sleeping the full 8-9 hours, he even asks if you’re drinking enough water and tries his best to research about human bodies.

One afternoon after school he’s with Solomon and tells the wizard all about your ailments: the fatigue, the sudden nosebleeds you’ve been trying to hide and then the pain in your back. Asmo was at his wit’s end and decided to vent but he never expected Solomon to provide him with an explanation.

He dragged Solomon back to the house of Lamentations and pushed him in the desk chair.

Asmo quickly went to Akuzon and scrolled through the human necessity page, adding all the vitamins you would need with the help of Solomon. Asmo also added a bunch of beauty products for both of you.

When the box arrived, Asmo immediately went ahead and packed in fancy wrapping paper, added bows and a lovely note for you to read.

After school was out and you arrived back in your room you found a large box wrapped in wrapping paper of your favourite colour and not surprised when you saw that Asmo had sent it.

Even the vitamin bottles were in line with your aesthetic, Asmo really thought everything through. 

Beelzebub

He probably doesn’t notice as quickly as the others but when he does he’s super-duper worried. 

Why are you tired? Are you sleeping enough?

He will ask to either sleep in his room wit Belphie or sleep in your room so he can make sure you’re getting enough sleep. 

When he notices that even after multiple cuddle sessions and days of sleeping over 9 hours that you’re still fatigued, he starts to think you’re very sick.

In the beginning, he’ll ask Belphie if he might now more since Belphie used to be so enthralled and fascinated by humans yet even his younger twin doesn’t have a clue.

Eventually, he’ll go around and ask all his brothers with no one beside Satan having the slightest idea.

After Satan telling Beel what he thinkes it, Beel immediately goes on a journey to his computer and looks through websites to find what he needs to fix a vitamin deficiency.

He ends up purchasing too many bottles of vitamins with all kinds of tastes, shapes and colours since he doesn’t know what you would like. 

So when you come to his room one day for your cuddle session, he gives you to box and tells you all the information he could find while eating a snack.

researching made him hungry.

Belphegor

Belphie liked that you seemed to spend more time with him even if was just to sleep, being able to cuddle you was amazing and he wasn’t going to question why.

Not at first.

But after a while, even the avatar of Sloth found your fatigue rather alarming especially since it wasn’t very common amongst humans to be so tired even after getting plenty of rest.

Although Belphie had heard of condition that made humans extremely tired, he didn’t suspect you to have it since your fatigued seemed to be a recent issue.

He started to wreck his brain to try and find an explanation but came up empty.

Soon he started to research on his D.D.D in the hopes something would pop up.

Eventually, he found something about vitamin deficiencies? As he read more and more, he started to connect to the dots. Luckily for him the website provided a link to webshop were he could buy some of these human vitamins you needed.

Belphie fell asleep after confirming his order, his hand barely holding on to his phone as he laid on the side of his bed.

When you came to fetch him for dinner you noticed his D.D.D almost falling and took it out of his grasp and put in to charge on his bedside table.

You woke him up after so he could join you for dinner and while dinner was happening there was a ring at the door. Belphie might’ve paid extra for a fast delivery

He was quick to answer the door and give the bag to you so that there would be no doubt that he was the one to give the vitamins to you.

He’ll happily continue napping with you while your body recovers.