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#twst incorrect quotes
Kalim: A hollow tummy makes for hollow thoughts, you see. Kalim: Why don't you join us for a banquet? Beelzebub: Really? Jamil, internally: FUCK!
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simple-dark-eyes · 2 days
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*Yuu fucking around and singing their version of "Stacy's Mom."*
Yuu: Silver's dad has got it going on! He's all that I want, and I waited for so long! Silver, can't you see? You're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Silver's pa!
Silver: *very uncomfortable*
Sebek: *insert very long and LOUD lecture here*
Malleus: *doesn't know if he wants to laugh or cry*
Alternatively:
Yuu: Deuce's mom has got it going on! She's all that I want, and I waited for so long! Deucey, can't you see? You're just not the guy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Deuce's mom!
Deuce: STAY AWAY FROM MY MOTHER!!!
The rest of the first years: *laughing their asses off*
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twistedmionn · 3 days
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Twisted Wonderland incorrect #145
Wanna join the hell where these happened?
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mc-cos-charm · 22 hours
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Idia ; You stay positive, you always believe that everythings going to work out...
Cater : How do you do it?
Mc , smiling peacefully : Well , I'll tell you my secret sir.
Mc , Grabs cater and looked at him dead in the eyes: i lie to myself
Mc , grabs idia next : Every morning when I wake up
Mc : I say everything is gonna be okay.
Mc , staring at all of them dead : ... BUT I'm lying...
Mc : And I don't know how much longer I can do it.
The whole cast in the corner , : 😨
Mc : *Wheezes*
Mc , went to smiling peacefully : Have a good day every one !
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hikaru4520 · 2 days
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M!MC: I love you..
Riddle: ...
Riddle: if only loving you wasn't a sin..
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lux-mask · 14 hours
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Twst Fans Only!
Hello welcome.I have a question is it just me or does some character feel trans coated. I mean Ortho feels trans coated to me and I want to draw him as a girl now. Do any of you get that or is it just me?
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bubbleddisasters · 3 days
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TWST Incorrect Quotes #2
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Ace: “Did I gain anything from this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.”
Cater: “He kissed a guy!“
“No I didn’t!!”
“Diiiiiiiiddd!!!”
“DID.NOT.”
“Did-Diiiidd-Did-Did-a-did-a-did-a-did!”
Trey : “Ahem, Uh, I can break this tie-“
*𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑢𝑝 𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐶𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑀𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑚 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡.*
“He totally did.”
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Yuu: (holding a baby dragon) hey guys I found him and he won't leave, what should I name him?
Sebek: (proud) Waka-Sama!
Lilia: Malleus 2.0
Malleus: Malleus the second
Yuu: isn't that usually a title for your descendants?
Malleus: irrelevant
Silver: (wakes up) Pumpkin (falls back asleep)
Yuu: Silver wins
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alicraft336 · 5 months
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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes [2]
Lilia: *patting Yuu/Mc on the back* "I'm sure your parents would be very proud of you Yuu/Mc!"
Yuu/Mc: "I actually don't have parents...."
Lilia:
Yuu/Mc:
Lilia: "Your father is very proud of you!"
Yuu/Mc: *confused* "Lilia, I just told you I don't have parents-"
Lilia: "how do you feel about moving into Diasomnia with me and your brother?"
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Yuu: My crazy ass could never be a monarch. I'd just instantly go mad with power the second someone put a ring on it.
Malleus: What if I held you gently and we were happy together?
Yuu: ...
Yuu: Hmmm...
Leona: What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together?
Yuu: HMMMM...
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Vil: You possess the common sense of a gecko drunk on berry wine. Deuce: That's probably the fanciest way I've been insulted in my entire life.
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twistedtrashposts · 7 months
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Rollo: It must be taxing, living among mages.
MC: Oh boy, you don't even know. Six of them have tried to kill me :D Four of them are here now.
Riddle:
Azul:
Jamil:
MC: Well, five and three, I guess. Idia's wasn't personal. I was just kind of there.
Idia: HA, I WIN-
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moonlit-midnight · 2 months
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TWST incorrect quotes
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Malleus: I’m confused 
Yuu: About what?
Malleus: I thought you invited me over for tea, so why are we cuddling instead?
Yuu: Some people use it as an excuse to spend time with their friends or their partners 
Malleus: You should invite me more often then 
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One of my friends do this. She’d invite us for tea, and ends up cuddling with us while watching a movie!
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twst-shenanigans · 7 months
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twst Incorrect quote #305
Epel: “So you two are dating now?”
Rook & MC: “Yes.”
Epel: “…Why?”
Rook: “Well, I find my little trickster appealing~”
Vil: “We know that. We want to know why MC is dating you. (Turns to MC) Are you being blackmailed?”
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mrsrookhunt · 7 months
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*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*
Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.
Vil/Epel: Sure.
Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?
Yuu: What's uuuuu--...
Yuu: Why are you on one knee.
Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON ONE KNEE---
Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.
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