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absolutely criminal that i left these screenshots sitting on my computer for a year and a half without posting them

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I think this would belong in the unexpected kiss category, therefore their reaction would be something like this in the crushing stage:

Atin would also probably complain that it was cheating. Uuuh… later when they managed to pull themselves together after the shock lol

Thanks for the ask 😘

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Yuu going from janitor to handyman and/or free school counselor to headmaster would be the quickest job promotion I have ever witnessed…

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Pillager: Oh no I’m allergic

MC: It sword of seems like you’ve got a problem with me? :’D

Also MC: Sure it’s the thought that counts and I appreciate the sentiment but does this gift come with a receipt-

Rufus: You wound me, literally, you just, actually wounded me, that thing is really sharp, so you, don’t even look at me like that. >:C they can’t all be winners

Phantoms: Wouldn’t it be hilarious if I just flew back like balloons do when you pop ‘em? Can you imagine? God, do it again, pretend the first time didn’t happen, come on, I dare you.

Syckle: * Grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them * You dropped this

Edward: That’s unfortunate

Cousin: It could be worse

Also Also MC: This really isn’t how I pictured my day going when I woke up this morning, but who am I to complain

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Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
You told me to satanize the place.
I said sanitize.
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MC, trying to flirt: so, how big are you?

Beel: about 6′5, I think.

MC: no, I mean in bed, how big are you?

Beel: …still 6′5, just sideways?

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