#harry potter

[my-castles-crumbling]

Sirius, introducing Regulus to his friends after they reconcile: …and this is my friend Remus!

Regulus, rolling his eyes: Sirius, I’ve seen you two in the hall. I told you I’m gay. You don’t have to lie to me.

Sirius, confused: What?

Remus, nervous: What?

Regulus, turning to James: Are they seriously that oblivious?

James, distracted by Regulus’s eyes: What?

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[meemoop]

The Errand

Passenger princess from hell

(I just noticed I didn’t draw Harry’s seatbelt. Pretend it’s there. Seatbelts are very important.)

#draco malfoy art #harry potter #harry potter art #draco malfoy #the malfoys #drarry #drarry art #malfoyfamily #nietzsche the cat #meemoop #the errand

[wolvesandshine]

Barty: I’m going to kill my dad

Evan: Sure we can kill my dad too my house is on the way

Regulus: I volunteer killing my parents as a trial run

Everyone else:

#they are being 1000% serious btw #they all come from shitty households #let them have this #regulus black #marauders era #jegulus #marauders era funny #marauders era textpost #harry potter #marauders #james potter #starchaser #sunseeker #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #slytherin skittles #harry potter funny

[blondwhowrites]

"We cannot have a baby."

"Why not?"

"Because—"

"There is no reason for us to not have a baby, princess." Mattheo interrupted you, his lips curling up in a cheeky smile. Glaring at your husband, you huffed in annoyance, and rolled off his chest and over onto your side. He frowned, wrapped his arms around your waist, and pulled you back into his loving embrace. You groaned.

You had just wanted to take a nap and then he barged in, absolutely railed you, and now you were being forced to hear him rave on and on about having babies. Honestly, you could not believe the sheer determination that your husband possessed when it came to the goal of getting you pregnant. "Mattheo—Honey, I love you, but for godsakes just let me sleep!"

"If I let you sleep will you promise to think about it?" He asked.

Completely exasperated and tired, you nodded in hope it would get him to finally shut up. "I promise to think about it." You sighed.

"Then goodnight princess, I love you." Knowing he won, Mattheo happily pressed a kiss to your forehead, and pulled the blanket over you—practically tucking you into his arms.

You were pregnant by the end of the month.

#reader insert #slytherin boys #harry potter #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle blurb #mattheo riddle blurb 🐍

[shanastoryteller]

Happy Birthday Shana!! Can I suggest Percy and Tonks? I hope you have a wonderful day 🌻

Tonks isn’t worried about Arthur. They’ve met, several times, and he’s always hurried and distracted and warm. She’s not sure he’s figured out that she’s dating his son yet, but Percy doesn’t really tell people things.

Case in point.

“Crouch is missing?” she frowns. “Should we do something about that? Should I do something about that? Missing people are supposed to be jurisdiction, more or less.”

He shakes his head. “The going missing is pretty standard, it’s the length that’s getting a little concerning. If he’s not back by the time the Triwizard Tournament is over it might be worth looking into. I’m just saying don’t mention my long hours to Mum.”

“Right,” she says uneasily. Percy’s mother. Who’s a Prewett and notoriously not as easy going as her husband.

“You don’t have to come to lunch with my mother if you don’t want to,” he says, and sounds like he means it. “She’s just going to criticize me for thirty minutes and not even really mean it and she might do the same to you. Don’t take it to heart. She doesn’t remember half of what she complains about.”

Tonks wonders how often Percy changed something in response to one of his mother’s throwaway comments before he realized that she hadn’t noticed and hadn’t cared. “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course I’m coming. What color should my hair be?”

She’s expecting him to say blonde or brown or even to match the infamous Weasley and Prewett red, but he kisses her cheek and says, “Her favorite color’s blue.”

She doesn’t imagine blue hair is going to endear her to Molly at all, but Percy knows she prefers something fun and vibrant and isn’t asking her to do anything else, even for meeting his mother.

Tonks locks the door to Crouch’s office with a wave of her hand and sees how long she can distract Percy from his work with something a little more than a kiss on the cheek.

Right now her personal record is eight minutes and thirteen seconds, but she has a good feeling about this one.

#prompt answers #prompts are closed #asks #anon #harry potter #siat

[hazelnut1]

A little distraction

#tomarry #tmrhp #fanart #harrymort #harry potter #lord voldemort #lvhp #doodle #V spoils Harry a lot #as he deserves

[toiletduels]

james potter u will always be famous

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#james potter #marauders #marauders era #digital art #digital painting #harry potter #prongsfoot #procreate #digital drawing #jegulus #jily

[toqliss]

People be thirsting over tomarry because it's 2 hot dudes fucking each other and then they go and hate those who enjoy harrymort

#tomarry #harrymort #tom marvolo riddle #harry potter #tomarrymort #voldemort

[kagariasuha]

⚡→🐍←⚡

#tomarry #harry potter #tom riddle #harry potter fanart #harrypotter #tomriddle #tom marvolo riddle #tomarrymort #harrymort #my art

[coldemergency]

Voldemort: There must be endless information you’ve gathered throughout all your past lives

Harry: I know everyone’s dirty little secrets

Voldemort: I don’t suppose you’d share any with me…?

Harry: You would never guess which Hogwarts professor has a foot fetish

Voldemort: Not at all the sort of information I was looking for

Voldemort:

Voldemort: who

#harry potter #incorrect quotes #fanfic #harry potter is a menace #fanfiction #lord voldemort #voldemort #tom riddle #master of death au #master of death #mod harry potter #enemies to friends to lovers #ao3 writer #ao3 author #ao3 #gossip #spilling the tea #for not having a nose Voldemort sure is nosy

[gotoemopunk]

Hey! Stop bullying him!😡

#drarry #hpdm #harry potter #draco malfoy #harry x draco #harry potter fanart #украрт

[my-castles-crumbling]

camp - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 348

When Regulus had agreed to go camping with Sirius and his mates, he had not realized what he would be signing up for.

He had anticipated idiocy and ridiculousness and liberal amounts of alcohol. He'd even thought ahead enough to realize that Sirius and Remus would be sharing a tent, which might lead to some very awkward situations. What was more, he'd even taken the time to process how torturous it would be to see James Potter shirtless, swimming at the lake by their camp site. He knew he would have to resist moaning out loud when he saw the way rivulets of water cascade over caramel skin when James dove in to cool himself off.

He was prepared for that.

But he was not prepared when Sirius announced: "Alright, guys! I'm sharing with Remus, Marlene and Dorcas, Lily and Pandora, James and Reggie!"

The announcement made him choke on his own spit. But he should have known- what with Pettigrew coming down with Dragon Pox last-minute, it made sense to put Lily and Pandora in one tent and himself and James in another (rather than the original plan of Lily sharing with Marlene and Dorcas while he shared with Pandora and James and Pettigrew bunked).

But the surprise of the announcement was nothing compared to the surprise Regulus felt when he and James actually retired for the evening.

Even though Regulus (very valiantly, he thought) behaved himself inside the tight space, keeping a foot between his sleeping bag and James's and ignoring the (he assumed) one-sided sexual tension he was feeling by squeezing his eyes shut, James did not seem to get the memo.

Because after a moment, fingertips traced so slowly over Regulus's side he might have thought he was imagining it, if not for the nervous breathing behind him. He gasped and froze, praying that this was real, and James, who seemed to be fighting against his nerves, whispered into the very thick air with a hoarse voice, "Reg? I-"

But Regulus just gathered his courage and rolled over, slotting their bodies and lips together.

#marauders #harry potter #marauders era #fanfic #marauders fandom #harry potter marauders #the marauders #the marauders fandom #the marauders era #marauders fanfiction #marauders fic #james fleamont potter #james potter #james x regulus #james and regulus #james potter x regulus black #james potter/regulus black #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #james loves regulus #regulus deserved better #regulus x james #regulus black x james potter #jegulus #jegulus fanfiction #dead gay wizards #jegulus microfic #starchaser #sunseeker

[meemoop]

The Errand pt. 2

sorry, Dudley

#draco malfoy art #harry potter #harry potter art #draco malfoy #the malfoys #drarry #drarry art #nietzsche the cat #meemoop #petunia evans #dudley dursley #the errand

[zombu7]

🔝🐍 x older⚡️ & younger⚡️

#tomarry #tmrhp #tom riddle #harry potter #bottom harry potter #tom marvolo riddle #harry james potter #harrycest #zombu7

[blondwhowrites]

Give me morally gray!Mattheo Riddle

Give me Mattheo Riddle who never wants to be like his father but won't hesitate to kill anyone that tries to hurt the people he loves

Give me Mattheo Riddle who knows he'll never be the good guy and doesn't see the worth in trying to be something he's not

Give me Mattheo Riddle that hurts people and doesn't care because in his mind they deserve it, but he would never dare put his hands on anyone he deems innocent.

Give Mattheo Riddle who is absolutely enamored by the dark arts

Give me Mattheo Riddle who is a little bit too much like his father, because no matter what Mattheo does, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Give me Mattheo Riddle who is morally gray and maybe just a tiny bit not sane, but is the most caring person to ever exist when it comes to the people he loves.

Guys, we can't forget he's his father's son and I'LL SAY IT AGAIN the apple doesn't fall far from the tree—especially when it comes to the Riddle men 😩

#reader insert #slytherin boys #harry potter #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle smut #mattheo riddle x you #x reader #morally grey characters

[hogwartsraccoon]

Adolescence

#severus snape #snape fanart #harry potter #young snape