You ever read a fanfiction so, so fucking good that when you're done reading it, you're kinda disoriented? Like the place you were reading it in seems unfamiliar because the story sucked you into the fucking fifth dimension with how good it was? Unparalleled feeling.

Fanfic writers are an absolute gift to humanity.

Coming up with juicy fanfic plot that has no plotholes and makes sense in the shower be like:

like mother like son

You have to stop writing “the fic nobody asked for” in your fanfiction description.

I asked for it. I prayed for it. And you gave it to me. So thank you.

hey girl you’re reblogging fanart of your comfort ship from 2016 are you okay

When a WIP/fic updates after some radio silence

The readers:

The writers:

AU where Harry remains a parselmouth and becomes a snake breeder

he names his clingiest and rudest little snake after Draco

Enemies to lovers supremacy

This is how their relationship was, is and will always be. You can’t change my mind.

"Potter has seen Malfoy in different ways: smug, arrogant, desperate, rushing about making choices ... But not like that." How did he see Malfoy when he met him a few years later? Any suggestions?)

everyone at hogwarts knows about harrys gay dads but some people hear about these two older gay men and for the first time in their lives feel seen. some people, like a certain fruity slytherin kid.

basically draco would have been much less of a twat if he had a positive gay influence in his life, or at the very least someone to tell him he doesnt have to listen to his dad

snakebreeder!harry au doodles 🐍

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Me getting ready to read a new 100k+ fic until 3am:

"In love and mad about it" is my new favorite trope ❤

I brought you a fairy tale about a warm autumn evening, about speed and adrenaline, about luck and the glitter of the golden snitch. Not in every fight the winner is the one on top =)

me: ugh i hate cliches

harry potter fanfiction: they were partners at the potions class and the assignment was to do amortentia and they realized they were each other's favorite smell

me: OH MY GOD THEY WERE EACH OTHER'S FAVORITE SMELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭