draco: oh, shut up. don’t look at me like that.
spider:
draco: i survived fiendfyre, okay? and fiendfyre is way more bigger and terrifying than you are.
spider:
draco: so don’t you go around thinking you can win me over, okay? i am draco lucius malfoy, the prince of slytherin, and i will—
spider: [takes a tiny step forward]
draco: HARRY!
OMG! Wiem że mamy jesień ale chyba wystarczy nam depresyjnej pogody bez dodatkowych przygód. Ja chciałem się z Wami podzielić czymś.
Może już pisałem jakiś czas temu że w końcu udało mi się nabyć laptopa który okazał się być Chromebookiem (Tak wybrałem taki system, to nie przypadek). Wybór padł na HP. Parametry były dobre w internecie nie było za wiele recenzji ale wszystkie które się pojawiły były pozytywne więc zdecydowałem się na HP tym bardziej że mam ogólnie bardzo dobrą opinię na temat laptopów tej firmy, OJ okazało się że jestem w wielkim błędzie.
Mój czar prysł już przy pierwszym uruchomieniu laptopa, gładzik nie działał poprawnie co doprowadzało mnie do szału. Oczywiście następnego dnia od razu poszedłem reklamować go w sklepie i dostałem nowy egzemplarz.
Miałem nadzieję że już od tej pory będzie wszystko OK i będę się mógł cieszyć laptopem, tutaj też się po raz kolejny pomyliłem bo po 3 miesiącach ten NOWY egzemplarz też się zepsuł, tym razem ekran reagował na dotyk mimo że nikt nie dotykał go (Ghost Touch). Oddałem po raz kolejny go do sklepu ale ponieważ miałem go dłuższy czas musiał być odesłany do punktu serwisowego.
Czas oczekiwania to trzy tygodnie, ale oczywiście wszystko się przedłużyło i trzeba było czekać dłużej. Ku mojemu zdziwieniu otrzymałem wiadomość że serwis nie jest w stanie na ten moment go naprawić i oferują zwrot pieniędzy albo nowy laptop. Oj po raz 3 się nie wskakuje do tej samej rzeki więc wybrałem pieniądze.
Tak rozpoczął się mój kolejny problem, tak zwany „Problem ludzi bogatych” (ironia), ponieważ nie miałem pojęcia co kupić, nie chciałem laptopa z Windowsem a te z Chromem albo były za drogie albo nie odpowiadały mi parametry i tak oto po długim szukaniu sprawdzaniu i porównywaniu kupiłem iPada.
PS. Jeśli się wahasz nad kupnem Chromebooka a jest w twoim zasięgu cenowym (bo często są tańsze od laptopów z Windowsem) sprawdź jak długo będzie wspierany aktualizacjami od Google i się nie wąchaj (oczywiście jeśli większość czasu spędzasz w przeglądarce), Chromebooki to świetne laptopy a brak programów idzie łatwo zastąpić aplikacjami takimi jak masz na Androidowym telefonie. Osobiście ani razu nie brakowało mi czegokolwiek na laptopie więc to chyba świadczy samo za siebie (ta opinia oczywiście nie dotyczy użytkowników którzy potrzebują specjalistycznego oprogramowania albo są bardzo zaawansowani).
Teraz mam nadzieję że nowy Tablet będzie służył tak jak stary (pierwszej generacji iPad) i będę z niego tak samo a nawet bardziej zadowolony.
Model Chromebooka o którym wspominam - HP Chromebook x360 14b-ca0500nd
Harry Potter, Shades of the Prison House. A History of Incarceration in the British Isles….
This is an actual book
Voldemort is just another gay coded villian.
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HP Kinktober 2020 Day 28: Floo
Ravenclaw: My advice for a haunting? Every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick your lips and say “do that again” in your most seductive voice. The ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately.
Hufflepuff: But what if the ghost makes advances back?? I won’t have a plan then!
Gryffindor: What if the ghost does it back?
Slytherin: What if it’s a horny ghost?
Ravenclaw: Then fuck the ghost you cowards.
This is part two of My Lips are Sealed!! I am loving how this is coming along, I’ve got so many ideas! Let me know what you think is going to happen next :)
Trigger Warnings - mentions of abortion, as always please don’t read if it may trigger you!! I’ve got many other Fred fics instead :) xx
You can find part one Here
Y/N felt sick, she jogged her knee up and down in attempts to slow her nerves. Every bone in her body told her to run, but she sat in the plastic uncomfortable chairs. Her eyes grazed over the couples who sat together, whispering with each other. Y/N knew that if George was here he’d make some fun out of it, he’d try to imitate some of the other patients, or ask ridiculous questions which no doubt would make them both laugh. She knew he’d be able to make her laugh, her mind drifted over to Fred. He’d be trying to chat up the nurses. She pushed the thoughts of him out of her head quickly. She watched as one couple were laughing with each other, they gave Y/N a small smile when they caught her eye, she smiled back politely; silently wishing the ground would swallow her whole.
She just wanted this to be over, she wanted to go back to work and laugh with Fred and George like she would usually do, she didn’t want to have this weighing heavy on her heart. Picking up a magazine she began flicking through the pictures. Nothing could stop her mind wondering though, what would her life be like if she left right now. Would she buy a little house, and paint the nursery all by herself. Pushing the thoughts out of her head, she didn’t want to think about that right now, she couldn’t back out, she didn’t want to. Turning her attention back towards the magazine, she forced herself to read the words printed.
“Y/N would you like to come through?” The nurse said kindly, Y/N smiled as she followed her out of the waiting room.
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Y/N hurried her way towards the exit of the hospital, she just wanted to go back home and sleep. Emotionally she was drained, more than she had expected, her mind was running continuously wondering whether she had made the right choice.
“Y/N!” A voice called Y/N turned around and was greeted by Caitlin, George’s girlfriend “How are you?” she asked quickly making her way towards Y/N
“Good! I haven’t seen you for a while” Y/N plastered a fake smile onto her face, she could tell that Caitlin saw straight through it.
“George told me you had an appointment today, he said I might see you” She grinned “Do you fancy a coffee? I’m on my break and am dying for one” She asked
“I’d love to” Y/N said honestly, Despite not wanting to talk she really didn’t want to be alone, she knew as soon as she was her mind would wonder to places she didn’t want it to go.
Caitlin sat herself opposite Y/N in the hospital cafe. The waitress set two large mugs down on the table, Y/N thanked her gratefully. Caitlin and Y/N sat in silence for a few minutes waiting for the other one to start the conversation.
“George told me” She said quietly, Y/N smiled slightly, George never could keep a secret from Caitlin
“I thought he would” Y/N answered, her eyes entranced by the cup of tea in front of her
“He swore me to secrecy, but he thought that you could use a friend” She gave Y/N a sympathetic smile “It can’t have been easy”
“It’s done now” Y/N said quietly, stirring another spoonful of sugar into her tea
“You could have asked me to come with you” she said kindly, Y/N avoided her gaze knowing that she was going to burst into tears at any moment “Or George, either one of us, you know that don’t you?” She said sympathetically
“I know, George said he would come with me” Y/N said quietly “It was something I needed to do alone” Y/N answered fighting to keep the tears inside
“I understand that” Caitlin smiled “George is worried about you. Kept texting me this morning making sure that I wouldn’t forget that you were coming” She chuckled
“He’s a good friend” Y/N said simply,
“Do you know who the dad was?” Caitlin asked after a few moments of silence, Y/N felt her heart crack a little as her mind drifted back to that night
“Fred” Y/N whispered, feeling a weight lift once she said his name
“You two are together?” Caitlin asked confused
“No” Y/N said sadly, pushing the thoughts of that night out of her mind
“I didn’t know you two even” Caitlin trailed off slightly
“It was once, at their summer party” Y/N explained
“But you left early because you weren’t well” She said replaying the moments of that night
“Fred took me home” Y/N said simply “He stayed with me, we were both drunk and it just happened”
“Does he know?” Caitlin asked
“No” Y/N said quickly “He can’t know. It didn’t mean anything to him, it was just a bit of fun”
“I wont say anything” she promised giving Y/N’s hand a friendly squeeze “George hasn’t told him about your appointment either” She added
“He hasn’t?” Y/N said knowing that the twins didn’t have secrets between them
“No, he hasn’t. He said that you didn’t want anyone to know, so he never told him”
Y/N smiled a little, knowing that her friendship with Fred would still be in tact.
“I ought to get back to work” She said
“Of course” Y/N said quickly “Thank you for the coffee” Y/N smiled kindly
“How about you come over tomorrow night, let’s have a girlie night” Caitlin suggested
“I’d love that” she answered honestly knowing that it was just what she needed
“Perfect! I finish at six so come over around 7?” Caitlin said
“I’ll be there” Y/N smiled as Caitlin left the cafe quickly.
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Y/N paused for a moment before she stepped into the shop, a few customers wandered their way around the shelves. Fred was animatedly talking to a young boy about one of the products, Y/N had to tear her eyes away from the interaction, Y/N made her way up to the staff room. Closing the door behind her, she set her bag and coat down. Wiping underneath her eyes in attempts to remove the mascara which had run slightly, she pulled her hair into a tight ponytail. Plastering on the best fake smile she could, she walked out into the shop. Waving at Fred as she walked over to help a confused looking customer. Fred waved back animatedly, grinned as he did. Y/N finished with the customer, pleased having gotten her to spend double what she had planned to.
“I knew there was a reason why we employed you” Fred laughed, leaning himself on the counter in front of Y/N, who smiled in response.
“Fred I’ve got a lady upstairs who’s driving me mad, can you go work your magic?” George asked
“I’m on it” He grinned, bounding off upstairs, eager for the challenge
“Hey” George said quietly drawing Y/N’s attention towards him “How was this morning?” He asked
“Fine” She said blankly, not wanting to talk about it
“Was it all ok? He asked, his voice was laced with concern
“It was fine George, I really don’t want to talk about it” She pleaded
“I”m you’re friend. It might help to talk about it?” He suggested
“I doubt it, I just want to forget it all” She said honestly, pulling her eyes away from George’s gaze
“Are you ok?” he asked
“I’m fine. I’m absolutely fine” She knew that she didn’t sound very convincing
“Promise me?” He said “Swear it?” He said
“George” she wined “I’ll be fine” She said
“You know where I am if you want to talk about it” George said
“I’ve got a girlie night with Caitlin tomorrow, after some ice cream and lots of wine I’ll be back to normal” She said with a forced laugh.
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i know a lot of people wanted draco to do a full 180 and fight alongside harry and turn on his family and voldemort but i just dont think thats realistic tbh. i think dracos redemption was done pretty well…
i mean so much of what he was doing in his life was motivated by his family. he wanted to impress his father so he studied hard at school, he looked up to him so he modelled his behavior and bullied harry and others, when he was given a task by voldemort he was determined to complete it to protect his family and him just suddenly turning on them to fight on the good side where noone even trusts him and doesn’t trust anyone is just not realistic.
he showed small signs of morality and change throughout the books (like not being able to kill dumbledore, not identifying harry ron and hermione at the manor and just being visibly uncomfortable with voldemort being around and killing in front of him etc.)
his real redemption came later when he grew up and wasnt a child in such an unfortunate, scary situation where he was put by his family. his redemption came through his actions later in his life and through the way he raised his son most of all
it’s 4:29 am, I’ve had too much caffeine, and just got done playing among us with Harry Potter so now it’s time for some ✨thoughts✨ that are keeping me awake
I know I’m like, an entire decade late for this and this very question has probably been talked about no less than a million times BUT I don’t remember it and I’ve only read the HP and PJO books in the last 4 months so it’s new to me. ANYWAY:
Harry Potter and Percy Jackson crossover right? Like a demigod that’s also a wizard? Would they call themselves a half blood or pure blood? Bc they’re 50% mortal wizard and 50% god but godly DNA doesn’t really count so they’re 100% mortal wizard? Or are they ¾ blood? Unless their godly parent is Hecate, which I guess they’d be closer pure blood? idkkk
Fred:wich color is better?
George: pink, red, blue, or green?
Ginny: depend for what you idiots, but purple
Fred: purple wasnt an option
Ginny: purple is always an option, but just tell me what is it for!
George: to decorate the section of the store made for ladies
Ginny: is important that it matches the products
Fred: okay im taking notes
George: so we make all our products ho matching
Ginny: you got it
George: and wich color do you recomend?
Ginny: deffinetly blue, but not a blue blue kind of a green blue but with out it being green. Like no one should know there is green on it but there must be green and then you could add in that same tone some darker and lighter tones so there is change but not to much. Keep a pattern that is really important
George: come again?
Fred: yeah could you dumb it for us?
Ginny: aquagreen!! In darker and lighter tones?
Fred: that could work!
Ginny: ofcourse it will
George: thank you sis
Ginny: anytime idiots
Can someone please draw a comic where someone makes a noce comment about someone, and then someone else is like “but… you know what they are, right?”
And it seems to be going in a transphobic direction but then they’re like
“They’re a… *whispers* TERF”
draco: violets are purple, roses are red, if you reject me, you are fucking dead.
harry: well, how can i say no to a lovely poem like that?
Marauders as my favourite vines: part 6
James: Boo!
Peter: AAAAAAA
Peter: Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!
me reading hp fics is literally just
fic: today we will be brewing amortentia
me:
Instead of writing one of my fics (or sleeping), I decided to draw pregnant Hermione XD. This is semi inspired by a fic I’ve had outlined since like November of 2019 and since words are not coming out, I thought I might as well draw!
I’m also very new to digital art, even newer to drawing people– about a month ago now– but since I have some time on my hands, I thought I should give it a go.
I’ll probably draw as my muse demands me to do so.
Do you really like Snape or did Alan Rickman just gave a great performance?
bianca di angelo 🤝 sirius black
coming out of somewhere you were forced to go after a long time and finding happiness ( in the hunters of artemis and harry potter respectively ) only to die in the next few months
Harry & Hermione’s friendship is underrated 🥺
The whole dance scene in the deathly hollows part 1 🥺