okay i've never really liked the marauders fandom but apparently they have a theory that some of them believe that Taylor Swift wrote all the young dudes. and like. what??? why???? where????? is????? the??????common sense????????????????
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Y/n, whispering: you know I love you, right?
Draco: why are we whispering?
Y/n: so Harry thinks we're conspiring against him
Draco: oooh
Harry: what are they talking about?
Snape, having heard everything: murder
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A belated bday post for the potions master!
Happy BIrthday Severus!
Commission freebie for Giosnape!
*a wild fleur has appeared after months of hiatus nehehe* hngnhngnhn
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Imagine an eleven year old Harry Potter, fresh from the greenhouses and his first Herbology class, secretly covered in snakes under his robes. They’re just so nice, it can’t hurt to carry them around and keep them warm. They know their way around the school better than him, anyways.
Enter Professor Snape, starting his first class of Griffindor first year Potions.
“Cloaks and robes off, you will be utilizing open flames; loose, draping fabric will catch fire and send you to the hospital wing.”
Harry and a few other students keeps theirs on, trying to blend into the walls. It does not work.
“ROBES AND CLOAKS OFF. Quickly. You are wasting valuable class time.”
Harry removes his, very reluctantly. His arms and legs wriggle with garden snakes.
“Mr. Potter, what the fuck.”
“They’re my friends, professor.”
Snape walks up to Harry, helping get some of these creatures off of him.
“Why are you crawling with snakes, Mr. Potter?”
“They’re so nice, Professor Snape. Plus they told me the fastest way to your class.”
“You speak to snakes?”
“Always have, yeah.”
Snape realizes he is in no way paid enough to deal with this.
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Female Severus Snape
Just a fun joke picture if anyone wants to use for fanfic or something. No, this isn't a cosplay, this is my actual everyday coat. Wand added for delight and magic 🧪
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Shameless fic masterpost! & other things
This is a Severus Snape x Professor!Reader fic. :)
(ongoing/incomplete, 99,115 words)
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Part 14 | Part 15 | Part 16
One-shots, Drabbles etc
The Yule Ball: Part 1, Part 2
Special
Shameless AU - Jealousy
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Hi! I guess, you just got yourself a new fan.
May I suggest an idea for another drawing in your tender art style? How about Severus, being annoyed by buttoning up his countless buttons? I don’t know…but this came spontaneously to my mind. 🖤
( 。・ω・/。) / ☆
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Hermione:
*Literally sets Snape on fire*.
*Steals from him*.
*Knocks him unconscious*
Snape: *Makes one rude comment about her teeth*
The fandom: Wow, he's such a child abusing psychopath & shouldn't be allowed to teach!
Mm... I can sense some hypocrisy here.
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I realized that Snape was kind. Not nice, but kind. Nice isn’t kind. It’s about saying and acting. Other people prefer nice people. Because being kind doesn’t mean you will act nice. Smile, saying things other likes and want to hear. Snape saved people, Snape sacrificed himself for others. Snape cared. Snape worked and tried. He buried his own life. And that’s kind. Snape wasn’t nice. He didn’t smile to others. He didn’t say nice things. He didn’t pretend to be lovely. And Snape is mostly hated.
It’s a good example of humanity. They prefer nice over good and kind.
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