Is that Snape using a phone?? Probably texting he’ll be late to work.
Remus: *shows a picture of him as a baby*
Sirius: YOU’RE SO CUTE
Sirius, squishing Remus’ cheeks: AND SO SMOL
Sirius, now smirking: Though you’re still at the same height
(MY FRIEND IS DATING A BOY NAMED REMY. SO EVERYTHINH SHE SAYS IS WOLFSTAR.)
Draco: Making my way downtown.
Draco: Walking fast.
Draco: Walking a bit slower so my steps match with Harry’s because he’s short.
Harry: You have very pretty eyes.
Harry: You know I’m flirting with you right?
Draco: That was flirting? I thought you were stating facts.
Draco: How many times do I have to apologize for that?
Harry: Once would be nice!
Harry, jumping out if a closet: BOO!
Draco: Ah! You scared me!
Harry, answering his shoe like a phone: Oh, sorry I can’t here you. Let me put you on sneaker.
Ron: *laughing his ass off*
Hermione: I am begging you to stop.
Albus Severus: Siri,
Albus Severus: why does God allow suffering.
seamus: i think it’s attractive when dean
lavender: when dean…?
ginny: *runs in, out of breath and panicked*
neville: what happended?!
ginny: no one died!
neville: WHAT KIND OF AWNSER IS THAT-
Albus Severus: If anybody asks for me
Albus Severus: I’ve gone outside to scream into the night.
mcgonagall: why is james in the bathroom on the floor crying?
sirius: he’s drunk
remus: and he heard that lily’s married
mcgonagall: we’re literally at their wedding
remus: yeah, we know that
Ron: fuck Malfoy
Harry: already done
Ron: Is stabbing someone immortal?
Ginny: Not if they consent to it
Fred: Depends on who you’re stabbing
Sirius: Why would you buy an umbrella? You can get them for free in the coffee shop, in the metal cans.
Remus: Those belong to people!
peter: the floor’s lava
*sirius helping remus on to the couch*
*lily pushing james off the table*
peter: as you can see here, we have two different types of lovers
14yr old Severus: *aggressively throws down his cup of apple juice*
Filch: What was that for, Lad?
Severus: *whispers angrily* I put the rage in beverage
charlie: lily, have you found out how to travel to a paranormal universe?
lily: would i be here if i could?!