Hufflepuff: Guess what?! I just bought galaxy cat undies!
Slytherin: So what you’re saying is, you have a stellar pussy.
Hufflepuff: …
#incorrect harry potter quotes
Hufflepuff: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands
Slytherin: That’s physically impossible
Hufflepuff: *Cups Sly’s face in their hands* Oh really
Slytherin: *Extremly blushing* Stop it I have a reputation
Hufflepuff: *calling Sly from the kitchen* Could you taste this please? I’m not sure if I mess—
Slytherin: *Suddenly appears from behind and kisses Puff* Hmm… Tastes good for me.
Hufflepuff: *DIES FROM BLUSHING*
Sirius: Peter! Give a kiss to your new girlfriend!
Peter: Get that thing away from me!
James: Aww they’re not that bad
Remus: Yeah, ok. Whatever you think James
Hermione: You… have a face.
Narcissa: Yes. Yes I do.
Hermione: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face.
Narcissa: Thank you, I think?
Hermione:
Hermione: Please accept my attempts at flirting, I don’t know what I’m doing.
(Sirius being a supportive brother)
Sirius: and for your infotmation Regulus does not look down on women!
Sirius: He looks down on EVERYone.
Sirius: except Kreacher..
Harry Potter HC: Childhood Edition 🥺
- Harry used to dream of riding on the back of a stag. As he grew older, the dream grew fuzzy and faded.
- Harry once saw a black dog on his way home from school. He instinctively wanted to call out to it, but did not know why.
- Harry would sit in his cupboard and hum to himself quietly a lullaby though he isn’t sure where he heard it from.
- Harry dreamt frequently of a man with scars littering his body but had the most gentle smile.
- Harry found comfort in the library where he hid from his cousin. Something about the smell of old books and parchment offered a feeling of safety.
- Harry’s favorite animal were deer growing up. Although they weren’t the coolest, he was incredibly fond of them.
- Harry’s dream of a flying motorcycle was one he had often and it was usually accompanied by a man with intense eyes who had a laugh that sounded like a bark.
Uber Driver: I’m close.
Snape: Do you see me?
Uber Driver: Are you the guy in the middle of the road?
Snape: Yep, floor it.
✨Draco Malfoy✨
Reblog if you agree
Harry: all I ask is one day where you dont insult me or my friends
Draco: just one day?
Draco: i suppose I could schedule that in in… Six months time?
Lily: Why is Sirius on the table?
Remus: He likes to be tall.
young james: it says you have to be eighteen to buy cigarettes.
young sirius: eighteen? by then i'll know better!
Fred: Brianna! Stop doing that!
Brianna, dropping her quill: Stop doing what?
Fred: Doing things that make me want to kiss you!
Isolde: *Kisses Elias*
Elias, shocked: Why?
Isolde: Why you? Or why’d I kiss you?
Elias: Both???
Elias belongs to @sirfluffig
Just messing around so😔✌🏼
Altair: I dont really have friends
Lara: Bold words from someone who is in hugging distance
Lara belongs to @cursebreakerfarrier
These two friends will be the death of me
Lara: Welcome to dating advice with Al and Lara! What would be your question?
Draco: How can you tell if a girl likes you?
Altair: She doesn’t!
Lara belongs to @cursebreakerfarrier
I just had to, these two live in my mind rent free
Sirius: Tonks, I was wondering if you could help me out.
Tonks: Say no more. Here’s a bunch of explosives.
Sirius: Nope. Different thing.
Some gift ideas for Harry Potter fans:
- Draco’s ring
- Scented candle
- Weasley jumper
- Wands
- Jewellery
Comment more ideas!
Remus: Now are we ameriCAN ??
Remus: Or AMERICAN’T?
Sirius:…
Sirius: Remus we’re British…