Andromeda: I know your mother didn't want to adopt the cat in diagon alley so Narcissa and I went there and adopt her for you.
Narcissa: She's all yours now.
Regulus, crying out of happiness: What is this strange liquid coming out of my eyes?
Sirius: Does having a cat make you start leaking?
Regulus: *takes one finger and licks the tears* It's salty.
Regulus: I'm salty.
Everyone: We know.
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(Golden trio entering Heaven)
Harry (squinting): Why are the lights so bright here? And why is there a stage- Dad?
James (walking on stage wearing Hogwarts robes and a scar on his face with a grin): Silence because the show is starting
Ron (confused): What show-
Sirius (walking on stage with a bright orange wig on and screaming): Once I make my move, the queen will take me. Then you’re free to check the king!
James (crying): No. Ron, no!
Remus (walking on stage wearing a long brown wig on and skirt): What is it?
James (sobbing): He’s going to sacrifice himself!
Remus (screaming): No, you can’t! There must be another way!
Hermione (scowling): Oh for fucks sake-
Sirius (gravely): Do you want to stop Snivellus from getting that stone or not? Harry, it’s you that has to go on. I know it. Not me. Not Hermione. You!
James (taking a bow): And scene!
Harry (red faced): We did NOT sound like that!
Hermione (groaning): We were 11 for fucks sake!
Ron (horrified): My hair isn’t actually that bright is it?
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Draco, on the phone with Harry: Babe, come see me.
Harry: I'm sorry, I can't. I'm playing monopoly.
Draco: But my parents aren't home!
Harry: I know. They are playing monopoly with me.
Lucius, on the phone: Draco, your boyfriend is so bad at this. He's gonna lose.
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